Where is Earl when we need him??

by Bluehen on Jun 19, 2006 12:17 PM EDT Comment 20 comments

Will Sam Perlozzo ever get some ass on him and defend our guys when we're on the receiving end of some ridiculous calls from these umps??? Oh how I fondly remember the days of Earl (Weaver) emerging hell bent from the dugout, flipping his hat around and kicking and screaming within an inch of the ump's face. He usually got ejected, but that made the game all the more entertaining. At least you felt like he had the player's (and fan's) backs! Sorry Perlozzo, but you're a spineless wuss.

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It's not saying much, but...

He at least has more of a spine than Mazzilli did (aside from that awesome bubblegum incident).

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by 2632 on Jun 19, 2006 12:25 PM EDT reply actions

here's some Earl to tide you over

God bless the man.

DO NOT LISTEN AT WORK OR AROUND CHILDREN

Earl Weaver: The Manager's Corner

I've been looking for an excuse to put this up anyway.

"Occasionally he'll get naked out on the field when nobody's looking, but that actually grosses me out." - Jay Gibbons on Kevin Millar

by SC on Jun 19, 2006 5:35 PM EDT reply actions

LMFAO!!!

...that was great, thanks!

by Bluehen on Jun 19, 2006 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions

Wow

I am... speechless. Unlike ol' Earl.

by punkrawka on Jun 19, 2006 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions

everyone has their days

This just got documented.

"Occasionally he'll get naked out on the field when nobody's looking, but that actually grosses me out." - Jay Gibbons on Kevin Millar

by SC on Jun 19, 2006 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions

I first heard that

on the porch of my grandfahter's house about thirty years ago. My Dad and Gradpop were laughing so hard they were crying..and I was just plain mortified, hearing all those f bombs dropped in front of the family patriarchs!
Thanks SC.. you just brought back many wonderful memories.

"What's my secret for winning? That's easy. Pitching, defense, and three run homers" Earl Weaver

by elktonfan on Jun 19, 2006 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions

You know if I managed a team

id have to do shit like this all the time, even if a managed a great team and if I managed a team like the O's and someone like Rodrigo told me its not OK to skip his start and he kept that shit up I'd put a gun to his gut. Then lift it up and shoot a wall near him (but not him) and be fired and never work in baseball again. I wonder how long it would take for me to do that.

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by Larry Bigbie3 on Jun 19, 2006 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions

Mgr's Corner: Hello Mrs. Alice Sweet?

Mrs. Sweet: This is she.

Mgr's Corner: Hello Mrs. Sweet, I'm calling for Manager's Corner. We wanted to inform you that we'll be asking Earl Weaver your question about tomatoes tomorrow night. You can tune in about an hour before the game and listen to his answer.

Mrs. Sweet: Oh really! That silly question? Oh my, sure. I'll be sure to tune in. What time?

Mgr's Corner: The show starts at 6:00. Earl usually makes an appearance in the first 15 minutes. I'm sure he'll answer no later than 6:30. Be sure to tune in at 6:00.

Mrs. Sweet: I wouldn't miss it for the world! My husband will be home. I'm sure he and my son will just be as thrilled as I am.

by drj on Jun 19, 2006 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions

OH. MY. GOD.

I seriously may have pulled a muscle laughing just now.
I want to make that my outgoing voicemail message. All of it. Or maybe it could be my ringtone. "Terry Crowley's lucky he's in fucking baseball" as a ringtone? Yeaaahh, that'd be sweet.

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by 2632 on Jun 20, 2006 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions

A couple more tirades

Lot's of f bombs if you are at work

Tommy Lasorda 1977 World Series Game 4

Lee Elia 1983

There has to be more of this stuff out there. Weaver's is the best, but these two are not staged.

by drj on Jun 20, 2006 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions

God bless

a fellow fucking potty mouth. That was cocksucking hilarious. Was he fucking drunk?

"I'm a big dumb asshole with herpes and I eat babies" - Peter Angelos

by BleedingOrange on Jun 20, 2006 12:43 PM EDT reply actions

you know

I've never heard WHY this happened. I always assumed it was after a frustrating loss or something. God knows Earl was not a good loser.

"Occasionally he'll get naked out on the field when nobody's looking, but that actually grosses me out." - Jay Gibbons on Kevin Millar

by SC on Jun 20, 2006 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions

Maybe

But it sounds like he starts laughing towards the end when he's advising Alice Sweet on how to get a prick stuck in her.

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by 2632 on Jun 20, 2006 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions

Well, that IS the best part!

"I'm a big dumb asshole with herpes and I eat babies" - Peter Angelos

by BleedingOrange on Jun 20, 2006 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions

I wish

I could get a prick stuck in me, not just in me but acutally stuck and I have to call the police and then they cant do anything so the firemen come and they have to use the jaws of life to pry it out of my ass. I hope it will happen if i follow Ealrs advice but its tough to tell because times have changed thats for sure.

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by Larry Bigbie3 on Jun 20, 2006 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions

I hope that happens, too.

Someone posted directions to the Hippo in a previous thread, that may come in handy for you. Take lots of pictures, and don't forget to get some of the cops and firemen's expressions.

"I'm a big dumb asshole with herpes and I eat babies" - Peter Angelos

by BleedingOrange on Jun 20, 2006 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions