Ponson!!

by Scott Christ on Aug 6, 2006 7:11 PM EDT in News & Rumors

"I'm happy I'm not in that clubhouse over there," Ponson said, nodding toward the Orioles' side.

"Us too, Sidney," responded all Orioles fans.

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FUCK THAT FAT FUCK

i hope he dies of the worst case of the herp ever known.

Experts: 'Derek Jeter Probably Didn't Need To Jump To Throw That Guy Out'

by 2632 on Aug 6, 2006 8:49 PM EDT reply actions

Unless he starts pitching better...

he won't be in the YANKEES' clubhouse much longer, either.

"I'm going down three times, and I'm only comin' up twice..." -Hank Williams Sr. (Was he an O's fan?)

by duck on Aug 6, 2006 8:51 PM EDT reply actions

Wow...

Yeah, fuck him. All he did was get drunk and punch judges, and if he goes on to have any sort of success -- which I don't think he will -- it's because the Orioles gave him that wake-up call.

Welcome to Baltimore, where it's always Year 1 of a 5 Year secret rebuilding plan.

by BrianS on Aug 6, 2006 11:08 PM EDT reply actions

he's lucky

that he's in any clubhouse

by exitfare on Aug 7, 2006 12:28 AM EDT reply actions

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i think he'll be out of baseball in 2 years

by dtran2k3 @ Camden Chat on Aug 7, 2006 1:05 AM EDT reply actions

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Probably, considering he has had no business being in baseball the last three years.

"Tomorrow is another day. Unless you're an Orioles fan, of course -- for you it's been the same day since 1997, ha-ha, you dumb turds."

by Scott Christ on Aug 7, 2006 4:30 AM EDT up reply actions

will be on the Surreal Life with all sorts of ex porn stars, midgets, freaks, and an old Brady or two.
He's an asshole...plain and simple.
Maybe he can go on a bender while still in NYC, and punch somebody up there. Then he can get tossed into Rykers for a few days, and finally be that Man-Bride he has always secretly desired.

"I never got many questions about my managing. I tried to get twenty-five guys who didn't ask questions." Earl Weaver

by elktonfan on Aug 7, 2006 7:54 AM EDT up reply actions

2 Years?

Thats awful generous.

by O face on Aug 7, 2006 8:10 AM EDT up reply actions

I wonder.......

If we still had fat bastard, where would he rank in this shit hot line up of pitchers? Ponson, Chen, R.Lopez, Ortiz and Cabrera. I'd say second to Cabrera and thats only because Cabrera has potential to come back decent.

by O face on Aug 7, 2006 8:16 AM EDT reply actions

Ponson

I couldn't agree with Ponson more. I'm so glad he's not in this clubhouse. It's the first time I've ever agreed with his royal fatness.

Oriole Magic! Feel it Happen!

by Mike Boehm on Aug 7, 2006 9:36 AM EDT reply actions

I mean seriously

Does he realize that he got FIRED from the Orioles? FIRED! For being a loser in baseball AND in life. Newflash, fat ass, just because you share a dugout with Mussina and Rivera does not mean you're as good as them.

by Stacey on Aug 7, 2006 11:13 AM EDT reply actions