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Daisuke Matsuzaka

"The Orioles expressed interest in August."

As some of you have noticed, I very strongly advocate the signing, if he becomes available, of Daisuke Matsuzaka by the O's.  For those of you not familiar with Matsuzaka, he's the guy who manhandled Cuba in the World Baseball Classic.  Manhandled.  Like a man handling.

Now, I'm checking out the posts on mlbtraderumors.com, and I see that the author of said blog has some new information (rumors) about Matsuzaka, including a link to several youtube.com videos of the guy throwing a shut out, and generally manhandling.  Manhandle.  He/She also mentions the "rumors" swirling, like a tempest would, around Matsuzaka.  Like that every team on the planet wants him.  Wants him to manhandle for them.

The O's need a manhandler.  No more panhandlers.  They need a guy who walks in and the other team groans and wants to pay them for the handlemanning that was about to take place.  You gotta pay for that kind of stuff.

That is all.  I wrote this.

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