World Series Game 4

by salvotion on Oct 29, 2007 12:06 AM EDT

TO: Colorado
FROM: God

Apparently, you and your state have been using me as a ploy for your sports team. Unfortunately, I have not had a chance to see the note left to me by Michael, but I am getting back to you as fast as I can. Please refrain from using me or my name in reference to your ball club. The title of "God's Team" has not been authorized by me or anyone acting in my official capacity. The sole earthly owner of said title is playing exclusively in the Israel Baseball League. Please cease and desist.

P.S. Now that you have lost, I no longer love you.

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hahahha.

Good job, Red Sox.

"If you're not practicing, somebody else is, somewhere, and he'll be ready to take your job." -Brooks Robinson

by exitfare on Oct 29, 2007 12:09 AM EDT reply actions

Vomit

(Sorry, it's hard to type the actual sound of me vomiting as Evil Empire Lite wins the world series.)

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by BrianS on Oct 29, 2007 12:19 AM EDT reply actions

r-r-r-r-r-r-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-l-l-l-l-l-l-p-p-p-h-h-h

'Course, that's Creamy Smooth. Chunky Style may be transliterated somewhat differently.

Baltimore Orioles, Petey speaking. No, I can't do that, sir. No, it's physically impossible. You think Leahy tried it after Cheney told him to?

by Titov on Oct 29, 2007 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions

BEEEEEEEER!

"True friends stab you in the front."-Oscar Wilde.

by NHZ @ Camden Chat on Oct 29, 2007 12:23 AM EDT reply actions

no more baseball until April. :(

so is Terry Francona the new Joe Torre?

by birdman on Oct 29, 2007 12:39 AM EDT reply actions

February

A TYPICAL, DISGUSTING DISPLAY!

by Scott Christ on Oct 29, 2007 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions

three and a half months until players report

the countdown has begun!

"If you're not practicing, somebody else is, somewhere, and he'll be ready to take your job." -Brooks Robinson

by exitfare on Oct 29, 2007 9:51 AM EDT up reply actions

Last night around midnight...

I heard loud annoyingly high pitched squealing... or screeching... some kind of annoying noise and I thought to myself, "dayzd, what on earth could be making that terrible, awful, annoying, banshee-ish noise?" Then I saw it... the pink glow, coming from the West. Come to think of it, it sort of looked like the Coors Light label, but instead of turning blue, the mountain was outlined in pink. Then it hit me... like a Daniel Cabrera fastball that hits the guy after Gary Sheffield... it was PHN growing by MILLIONS... this time the pink enveloped the whole left coast. Think about it... where's Westie been lately?