Melvin, shut up already
"I don't want to make it seem it was Moore's fault. This kid was hungry to play," Mora said. "But I've been busting my butt for seven years in the organization. I'm a two-time All-Star, I've won a Silver Slugger [award]. I don't deserve that. If I have to take that crap, I'd rather go somewhere else."
"I don't want to play those games," he said. "I'm one of the best third basemen in the American League and in baseball. If you are going to move me, you have to make the team more competitive."
http://www.baltimoresun.com/sports/baseball/bal-mora1107,0,6622512.story
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Melvin, we would all love it if you went somewhere else. Unfortunately, you're not one of the best third basemen in baseball. You're more like the Sanjaya of 3rd basemen. Like Sanjaya, there are many people better than you but yet you stick around far too long for no discernible reason. Well, actually there is a reason, you're signed to a terrible contract which nobody will take off our hands. So, unfortunately, you are stick with the O's and we are stuck with you and your whiny ass.
[Bumped bcause this is the best news I've heard this offseason. -zk]
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The headline says it all...
MelMo, don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, 'kay?
Jesus
Friend of the Working Man
by Jonnypops on Nov 8, 2007 8:07 AM EST reply actions
re:
What money did he leave on the table? The O's gave him a pretty generous offer. They and the fans didn't expect him to decline so fast. So shut up and be grateful for the money.
I'm curious, about the not wanting to wait six years or so to get a winning team. What the hell is the alternative? This team with it's utter lack of depth is going nowhere any time soon. Best to ship out Melmo.
inexcusable...
by jq higgins on Nov 8, 2007 9:36 AM EST reply actions
An astonishing statement:
Let's just take a look at AL 3B with more than 350 AB. Melvin comes in:
- 9th in OPS
- 6th in AVG
- 8th in SLG
- 6th in OBP
GIDP
Friend of the Working Man
by Jonnypops on Nov 8, 2007 9:38 AM EST reply actions
To be fair...
T-5th in MLB in FP
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Iwanamura (TB .975)
Feliz (SF .973)
Punto (MIN .973)
Ramirez (CHC .972)
Jones (ATL .971)
Mora (BAL .971)
(ahead of Rolen, Glaus, A-Rod...)
5th in MLB in RF
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Nunez (PHI .3.27)
Zimmerman (WAS 3.00)
Rolen (STL 2.99)
Feliz (SF 2.91)
Mora (BAL 2.90)
(ahead of Beltre, Ramirez, Inge...)
O's Before Ho's.
He didn't say....
let's see some WARP numbers, huh?
by jq higgins on Nov 8, 2007 11:42 AM EST up reply actions
A-Rod & Boras....
Anyway, who cares what Melvin Mora has to say anymore? Hopefully he will be saying it somewhere else soon, even if we have to eat some of his obscene contract. The important thing is he is willing to waive his no-trade clause.
Also, this doesn't deserve a diary of its own, and it's pretty obvious, but we waited one to two years too long to trade Tejada. Two years ago he was considered one of the best shortstops in the game, now teams are looking at him as an option at third base if they can't sign A-Rod, Lowell or trade for Cabrera.
Hopefully MacPhail can convince someone that all Tejada and Mora need to return to form is a change of scenery and we can get a decent return on them.
it shouldn't be too hard
i think the same thing
by drj on Nov 8, 2007 1:40 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe...
Dump him
left side of infield
bring on Scott Moore and Luis Hernandez!
by Dave at Bottomfeeder Baseball on Nov 8, 2007 11:34 AM EST reply actions
send him to the Yankees
I think he probably got some letters from some of the friendlier and goofier Red Sox players thanking him for the bunt heard 'round Boston, Baltimore and New York, and now he thinks he's gonna get out there and mix it up on the market with A-Rod, Cabrera, Lowell and Rolen.
I can imagine Melvin Mora as a Minnesota Twin.
A TYPICAL, DISGUSTING DISPLAY!
unfortunately...
other east coast possibilities:
Philly: could use an upgrade (would MelMo be an upgrade over Greg Dobbs?) and is so close his family wouldn't have to move
Toronto: if Glaus is traded/suspended/doesn't recover from surgery, could be an option.
Pirates: are they east coast?
Atlanta, Florida, NY Mets, all non-starters. so the options are pretty limited. Melmo, welcome to the City of Brotherly Love, buddy!
by Dave at Bottomfeeder Baseball on Nov 8, 2007 12:42 PM EST up reply actions
PIT is 4 hours from BAL
Only an east coast team?
this is just pure comedy
What, exactly, are you going to be able to fix, Mora? Ya gonna teach the kids how to be frowny?
"I don't want to make it seem it was Moore's fault. This kid was hungry to play," Mora said. "But I've been busting my butt for seven years in the organization. I'm a two-time All-Star, I've won a Silver Slugger [award]. I don't deserve that. If I have to take that crap, I'd rather go somewhere else."
Yeah, Melving, God forbid a team that's trying to win actually LOOK AT ITS PROSPECTS AFTER ROSTER EXPANSION.
"What Cabrera did was wrong, and I told him that. I told him, 'You could have killed that guy.' But what [Trembley] said to the media wasn't right either," Mora said. "This is the one guy that I want to have on my team. We have five starting pitchers, and Daniel is the only guy to stay healthy and throw 200 innings. But nobody says anything about that."
See, that was a case of Melvin fixing it. Don't you get it? He told Cabrera what he'd done was wrong. Why did Trembley need to step in? Player discipline is Melvin's job; Trembley is just upposed to write the lineup cards.
I mean seriously, what planet is MelMo living on?

It's just a question of arrogant self-entitlement against drunken limp-dicked self-loathing--DaBB
Those 5 and 6 year "owners"
I wouldn't be surprised to find out that Gibby and Roberts are the offenders, but what exactly did they do? Somehow form a clubhouse clique? Not be team leaders? What does it mean to not "treat everybody the same" the way our trusty leader MelMo does?
by silverstadium on Nov 8, 2007 1:36 PM EST up reply actions
In my head
Well we all know that Gibbons dosen't do ANYTHING
by BENNYBIRDMAN on Nov 8, 2007 3:00 PM EST up reply actions
It's because they aren't "pimpy" enough

It's just a question of arrogant self-entitlement against drunken limp-dicked self-loathing--DaBB
Cabrera
Who the hell...
I mean really remove them from the lineup and I think we can still manage to win a whopping 69 games!!!
by MileHighBird on Nov 8, 2007 2:44 PM EST up reply actions
Lost in Translation?
Maybe the cliques are native English speakers vs native Spanish speakers. If only we had native Japanese speakers, but that would imply that we actually had scouts in Asia. The persistent losing makes these natural divides wider, whereas winning has the opposite effect. This team needs diversity training! Some wins would help too.
by Cockeysville Crony on Nov 8, 2007 4:02 PM EST up reply actions
Cliques
Well
Friend of the Working Man
by Jonnypops on Nov 9, 2007 10:17 AM EST up reply actions
redneck doesn't mean racist
I know what you mean and everything, but believe it or not most of us don't care what color anybody is. The word does not apply to fucking Bill Riccio or any other, even more harmless, run of the mill, barstool shit talkin', never gonna actually do anything white racist. Those aren't rednecks, those are assholes, imbeciles, and white trash, and those terms aren't exclusive to an accent or a point of origin. There's a big difference.
But anyway, every major league clubhouse has a similar makeup. If there is an honest to God real problem with this for the O's, it would seem to me that something very serious should be done about it.
I don't think the idea athletes are generally stupid is necessarily true (actually, I think it's narrow-minded and pretentious), and I don't think it's a "recipe for trouble," either. It's up to the individuals involved, not just their ethnicity or where they came from, or what level of education they completed before they found out they could make a lot of money playing baseball.
You can't make a decent pie with rotten apples. If any team has a bunch of rotten individuals, that is a recipe for trouble.
A TYPICAL, DISGUSTING DISPLAY!
athlete stereotypes
I think most people say that athletes aren't intellectually curious not necessarily stupid but that's just my impression. Stupid implies some mental deficiency while my description implies mental laziness. I wouldn't be surprised about the later, I'm skeptical about the former.
I'll put my HS wrestling team's GPA
In general, I'd say, at least for HS, that athletes perform slightly ABOVE average in the classroom. I'd also say it's do more to motivation than innate ability, but the performance difference can't be put aside.
Look at any study of athletics and academics in HS. "It has been proven that high school athletes tend to have a higher grade point average (GPA) than nonathletes (Eitzen & Saga, 1993)" (source:http://www.thesportjournal.org/2001Journal/Vol4-No2/athletic-eligibility.asp)
I'm not saying it's true for professional athletes, but for HS, it's a myth - athletes aren't dumb and they do BETTER in class than their non-athlete peers.
Athletes being stupid...
I'm not interested in getting into some pointless "You might be a redneck" discussion. Suffice it to say that I think it's pretty obvious a lot of pro athletes are not the most sophisticated people in the world when it comes to dealing with others, even their own teammates. You get a lot of selfishness. And a lot of it is the nature of the beast. These guys are taught to feed off their egos. To compete and to spend as much time as humanly possible working on their bodies. And they're treated like gods for their physical performance. Not mental. Not emotional.
Now there are plenty, plenty of athletes who don't fall into the emotional traps I list above. No question. But I guarantee you find a lot more pricks in your typical MLB clubhouse, particularly in this Free Agent world, then you'd find in most other work environments.
Friend of the Working Man
by Jonnypops on Nov 9, 2007 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
Ah, Melvin
shut it melvin
by westcoastOfan on Nov 8, 2007 9:08 PM EST reply actions
the clubhouse division
is a major league clubhouse a place to let kids run free? is this some sort of team or league violation? what happened to the clubhouse as some sort of sanctuary. when i played in college, we certainly weren't allowed to take friends or even family in our house. of course, our coach was an old-school hard-ass.
by Dave at Bottomfeeder Baseball on Nov 9, 2007 3:50 PM EST reply actions
Miggy and Melmo
Next rumors that Clemen's name is on Mitchell's list of roid users, this is the most unsurprising news of the off season. It's amazing how much of a diva Melmo is for a guy isn't very good. As far the division between races in the clubhouse, I bet it happens in every clubhouse. I don't have a problem self segregation as long as it isn't self isolation (i.e. purposively keeping out group members out).
In fairness to Melvin...
Seriously....
AVERAGE price
Over 2 y.o. per week: $125 (for a really good place)
Under 2 y.o. per week: $200 (for a really good place)
Under 2 y.o. X 5= $1,0000 + $125 for the over 2 y.o.
$1,125 a WEEK for daycare
X 4 weeks a month = MelMo was paying $4,600 a MONTH just in day care if the wife wasn't staying home with them.
Damn. That's his All-Star bonus right there for the 6 months of the season. Oh, wait...

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