Some O's Holiday Cheer, or Lack Thereof

by EmbassyRow on Dec 6, 2007 12:46 PM EST

This is a song I wrote while buying groceries this morning. It's to the tune of "Mele Kalikimaka." Apologies if someone's already done something as lame as this.

Miggy, Miggy Tejada needs a trade today
To a place where he can swing away...
That's our lone solution for his fat contract
Which we just don't want to pay...
Here, we know he'll have a crappy OBP,
He'll make a couple errors and go 1-for-3...
Miggy, Miggy Tejada needs to go today,
'Cause hey, if he doesn't, we're screwed.

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This is

the best thing I've seen written by a sports journalist in years. ;)

Just razzin' you! Nice tune. Happy Holidays!

Friend of the Working Man

by Jonnypops on Dec 6, 2007 12:54 PM EST reply actions

I'm an editor now...

...so this is the most writing I've done in a while.

Merry Christmas and all the other December-centric holidays, everyone.

--- Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

by EmbassyRow on Dec 7, 2007 3:34 AM EST up reply actions

yes, happy pagan solstice celebration!

It's just a question of arrogant self-entitlement against drunken limp-dicked self-loathing--DaBB

by zknower on Dec 7, 2007 10:30 AM EST up reply actions

"You're a little behind the times, Jake,...

they use steam irons, nowadays. And I ain't in Chinatown no more."

"Oh yeah? Since when?"

"Since I made Lieutenant."

Friend of the Working Man

by Jonnypops on Dec 7, 2007 11:24 AM EST up reply actions

Meh

I prefer the live version.

by Dr Orpheus on Dec 6, 2007 6:35 PM EST reply actions

Rip Steakface?

Crud Bonemeal? Grissel McThornbody? Bob Johnson? Crunch Buttsteak? Touch Rustrod? Reath Blastbody?

Big McLarge Huge.

by Dr Orpheus on Dec 7, 2007 11:34 AM EST up reply actions

double whoosh.

whatever pop-culture entity this thread is based on, i am too old or too something to know what it is.

It's just a question of arrogant self-entitlement against drunken limp-dicked self-loathing--DaBB

by zknower on Dec 7, 2007 11:39 AM EST up reply actions

Smoke ManMuscle

EmbassyRow and I like to quote Mystery Science Theater 3000. The song, however, is simply EmbassyRow's creation. Who's gender should be questioned...I don't know what I'm getting at here.

by Dr Orpheus on Dec 7, 2007 12:18 PM EST up reply actions