Did anyone else read his load of shit in yesterday's Sun?  Here's an excerpt:

"They signed me and they said that we want you as our right fielder. Stuff happens. I'd rather have Nick Markakis on this team and be playing a different position. He helps our team out and he's a good guy. We need him. So I am fully fine with that. But I do think I still can play the field. It's just really not up to me."

That was more than enough for me, but he spewed yet more verbal diarrhea...

"I was asked to take ground balls in the offseason and I did it, and I was told I wasn't going to be playing first base anymore a week and a half into camp.  For whatever reason, a decision was made. I think it was probably made before spring training. Sure, I would have liked to have heads-up before I took six week of ground balls. But maybe they changed their minds, somewhere in between there, I don't know. It's out of my control."

And, lastly, this gem...

"I understand where they are coming from. I am not going to whine. I am in the big leagues and as long as I hit and we're winning, I am going to be happy."

Dear Jay,
You are a whiney-ass prima donna.  I hope you get traded.  You lost your job.  Nick is our right fielder and even on your best day you couldn't touch his brilliance.  Get the fuck over it and shut the fuck up!  I hate you.