Meanwhile, in the Bronx...

The Boss issued a press release today that he fully expects his team and the staff to improve and give the Skankee fans a championship season before it's all said and done..the dreaded vote of confidence!

Torre has changed pitchers a whopping 95 times in April, the second most in Baseball history, according to the Elias Sports bureau.
Gosh, I thought that Perlozzo was doing it more than that, but I guess I was wrong. Maybe it only seems that way.
Our suckage is great, but at least we don't have a $200 Million payroll that is underachieving.
So, while we flounder below 500 for the 10th consecutive year, we're not in pinstripes and sitting in the cellar.
They are currently the 3rd worst team in baseball, and that is my silver lining so far this season.
I know, it won't last. They'll find someone to bail them out and pitch some innings, but it sure feels real nice tonight.