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This is Joe Girardi talking...

...and you pansies better LISTEN UP!

SC was a nice guy, but he just wasn't getting it done. Too bad, so sad. I'm the big boss at CC now.

I am jettisoning zknower, 2632 and duck and replacing them all with Tony from Orioles Hangout.

Veterans such as dayzd toe and Jonnypops better put up or SHUT THE FUCK UP. You'll be out of here in no time if you don't produce, believe you me. You guys have been underachieving for some time now. Writing an insightful and entertaining diary is a basic part of Camden Chat, something Joe Torre taught me long ago. START PRODUCING MOTHERFUCKERS.

You newcomers, and you know who you are, this isn't some fantasy league or Playstation crap. This is Camden Chat. GET THE FUCK WITH THE PROGRAM.

Titov, try to keep your head on ORIOLES BASEBALL and not some fucking pseudo elections in some candy-assed former superpower.

There will be blogging practice every morning for everyone at 9am. No exceptions.

We will be installing a sub-comiittee and a sub-sub-sommittee to keep my rules followed.

Oh, and you all have to get marine buzzcuts.

Now MOVE, motherfuckas.

I SAID MOOOOOOOOVE!

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