Gameday Thread: RODRIGO RETURNS.


Rowdy Roddy Lopez, RH Jeremy Guthrie, RH (2-0, 2.96) (3-1, 2.76) W. Taverez - CF B. Roberts - 2B K. Matsui - 2B N. Markakis - RF M. Holliday - DH M. Tejada - SS T. Helton - 1B A. Huff - 1B G. Atkins - 3B J. Payton - LF B. Hawpe - RF J. Gibbons - DH T. Tulowitzki - SS M. Mora - 3B R. Spillborghs - LF C. Patterson - CF C. Ianetta - C P. Bako - C
Scott, I wasn't sure if you were gonna do this one - delete this if you like.
Here it is, the moment we've all been waiting for: The Triumphant Return of Our Conquering Hero...Rodrigo Lopez. This isn't about baseball! It's about Rodrigo LOPEZ!
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You only had to look at my info page here
Also, I predict that Rodrigo swoops into Baltimore, shuts the Orioles down, gives the press a few excellent quotes, and just as quickly disappears from our lives forever.
by Stacey on Jun 9, 2007 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
RODRIGO
This was, of course, about the time that he started sucking, early in the 2005 season. My friends all blame me for ruining his career - I somehow sucked all of the talent from his arm just by shaking his hand. It is my fault that the Orioles ultimately tanked in '05.
I dismissed their accusations as voodoo and superstition. Until this season. In late March, I am ashamed to say that I sold Danys Baez a broadband card for his notebook computer. I didn't recognize him until he handed me his credit card (which was declined, and he had to use a second one - I found this quietly humorous, considering the contract he had just signed). I was once again a little starstruck, but decided not to ask him for an autograph. I set him up with everything he needed and he EXTENDED HIS PITCHING HAND TO ME, once again UNSOLICITED. We shook and he left.
And now he sucks, and I really do think it is my fault.
by PhilR8 on Jun 9, 2007 6:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
um
by westcoastOfan on Jun 9, 2007 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It really is the truth
by PhilR8 on Jun 9, 2007 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The meeting-famous-person thing:
Anyway, I'm not a Fil fan (any more than a Michael Jackson fan), so I went on my way. Telling my students this story later in Moscow, however, got this reaction: "And you didn't kill him?!? You could've saved us all years of musical agony and you just let him go?!?"
They were kidding...mostly. But I did have my Swiss Army knife in my backpack.
Anyway, Phil: If Petey or Pretend Commissioner Bud come into the store, You're The Guy, okay? We're counting on you, buddy...
by Titov on Jun 10, 2007 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm on it, coach.
And if I see any Russians wearing a single white glove, maybe I'll skip the handshake and go straight for the trachea.
by PhilR8 on Jun 10, 2007 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
re:
by drj on Jun 10, 2007 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to decline lunch at the Kremlin...
[In fairness to Fil Kirkorov, btw, I happened to see a Russian MTV segment on his back-up singers (the Fillets or Filettes or something) a while after "meeting" him in the hotel corridor, and Fil made a brief appearance in it. What surprised me was that he came off as pretty UN-Michael Jackson ("Look, I just do this show-biz routine every night to make a living, OK-- I'm not a great musical talent, but people don't get cheated, it's a good spectacle. And the Filettes are a big part of the reason.") It was pretty disarming.
So I was sort of glad, actually, that I didn't fillet him with the ol' Swiss Army knife after all.
by Titov on Jun 10, 2007 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
one better
krukie is waiting for his flight, and in line at burger king. his family is sitting to the side.
so, i'm looking at this massive, MAMMOTH of a man, when someone behind me says, "hey, that's john kruk!" in a voice that would wake the dead. he turned, and looked at me, nodded, and then kept looking at me, as if awaiting a response.
two thoughts came into my mind instantly. the first, which i did not say, was, "hey, how's your ball?"
the second i did say, not even thinking, really. he was clearly buying food for him and his family, and so what popped out of my mouth was, "wow, mr. kruk, do you always eat that much?"
yeah...good times.
by madhatternalice on Jun 11, 2007 2:24 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Guthrie Blanks Rocks

by RobG on Jun 9, 2007 6:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You are too awesome for words
by duck on Jun 9, 2007 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What a grea photograph
by PhilR8 on Jun 9, 2007 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rolo is going down!
by westcoastOfan on Jun 9, 2007 6:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
remember this?
I do
lets make him do that today!
by westcoastOfan on Jun 9, 2007 6:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
lopez
by westcoastOfan on Jun 9, 2007 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i feel bad
now score fifty runs!
by thewaywardO on Jun 9, 2007 7:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
THIS is the roddy i remember.
by 2632 on Jun 9, 2007 7:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Gibbons at DH
by drj on Jun 9, 2007 7:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
patterson and gibbons in the same lineup
by Stacey on Jun 9, 2007 7:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Sam is a genius
by drj on Jun 9, 2007 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well
by westcoastOfan on Jun 9, 2007 7:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
bottom of the O's order
Roddy should do ok now.
by drj on Jun 9, 2007 7:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
MUCH BETTER!
by duck on Jun 9, 2007 7:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I just realized
by duck on Jun 9, 2007 7:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Thank you, Joe Angel
Joe Angel: And Tejada should be standing on second base.
Thank you, Joe.
by duck on Jun 9, 2007 7:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah, nothing like hustling.
by drj on Jun 9, 2007 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
o
by westcoastOfan on Jun 9, 2007 8:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Did Jim Hunter
by Stacey on Jun 9, 2007 8:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I suppose it's better than...
by duck on Jun 9, 2007 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
zzzzzz
Sorry Guthrie, try to hang in there.
by drj on Jun 9, 2007 8:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
They love exploding in the first two innings
by Baltimo on Jun 9, 2007 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Guthrie has to go the bench and scream
Then he'll realize Patterson and Bako lead it all off and sink into despair.
Lord this lineup sucks.
by drj on Jun 9, 2007 8:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh my god!!!
by punkrawka on Jun 9, 2007 8:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Guthrie's gotta pitch a no-no to get a fuckin win
by PhilR8 on Jun 9, 2007 9:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So Guthrie to get teh shaft again
by duck on Jun 9, 2007 9:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It's too bad
by Stacey on Jun 9, 2007 9:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Designated Fielder
by duck on Jun 9, 2007 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gamdeday show a red dot past the wall
by duck on Jun 9, 2007 9:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
pretty good
by Stacey on Jun 9, 2007 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And thats
by Baltimo on Jun 9, 2007 9:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If they bring Ray in a tie game
by Stacey on Jun 9, 2007 9:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What the hell
by duck on Jun 9, 2007 9:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It's June 9
by duck on Jun 9, 2007 9:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So long Evil Rodrigo, farewell
by PhilR8 on Jun 9, 2007 9:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Stickball
by RobG on Jun 9, 2007 9:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Gibbons
Of course, that's what he'll TRY to do and he'll just pop up to 2nd.
by Stacey on Jun 9, 2007 9:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Just curious
by BirdFanInPhilly on Jun 9, 2007 9:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Parrish blows
by Stacey on Jun 9, 2007 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
RE:
by BirdFanInPhilly on Jun 9, 2007 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
bp
by birdman on Jun 9, 2007 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess he doesn't trust Millar either
by drj on Jun 9, 2007 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
re:
by drj on Jun 9, 2007 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't disagree
by Stacey on Jun 9, 2007 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Guthrie up to date stats
IP H BB HR SO WHIP BAA ERA
65.2 51 11 4 42 0.94 .217 2.74
Those are stats worth tuning in for. You have to love this guy. Somebody tell the shitty bats that. They've managed to get him a whole 3 wins. They're the reason I HATE to tune in. Well, them and the bullpen.
by drj on Jun 9, 2007 9:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Please tell me it's not up to Corey!
by Stacey on Jun 9, 2007 9:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
who gave up the winning run.
by duck on Jun 9, 2007 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
good question duck
by drj on Jun 9, 2007 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ugh
by Stacey on Jun 9, 2007 9:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You are again applying logic
by duck on Jun 9, 2007 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Serisouly
by Baltimo on Jun 9, 2007 9:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If we get
by Baltimo on Jun 9, 2007 9:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So, just a guess.
by duck on Jun 9, 2007 9:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
gotta
but a bs call
by westcoastOfan on Jun 9, 2007 9:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I can't believe Brian couldn't get his 4th hit
what a fucking slacker.
by Stacey on Jun 9, 2007 9:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ooh nicky!
Now here comes Captain (un)Clutch.
by Stacey on Jun 9, 2007 9:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Im calling it
by Baltimo on Jun 9, 2007 9:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So Miggy gets a chance to ground out...
by duck on Jun 9, 2007 9:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It was nice.
by duck on Jun 9, 2007 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh well
by Stacey on Jun 9, 2007 9:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Crap
6-15 in 1 run games.
Yankees pass us in the standings.
by RobG on Jun 9, 2007 9:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Guthrie is the Man!
That's as good as it gets for him and he did not let me down.
by drj on Jun 9, 2007 9:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Moscow here mopping up a Guthrie rerun ...
At the end of the year we should also be able to come up with some sort of unique new award, e.g. Only Player Ever to Qualify as Legitimate Ace of Starting Staff of an MLB Team With Three [3] Wins for the Season.
What the hell, eh? Smile: nobody named Baez lost this game. Whoopee.
OK, I get to watch this next one. BUH DARD BUH DARD BUH DARD. See ya tonight...
p.s. Clemens plays hard, you gotta give him credit. A lot, in fact. Even if you dislike the team or the player, it's still gratifying to watch a good veteran work hard, use his smarts and earn his dough, especially when Father Time is taking bets against him.
by Titov on Jun 10, 2007 1:28 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd like Clemens a lot more if he was an Astro
by PhilR8 on Jun 10, 2007 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ask and you shall receive

These are strictly showing Guthrie's Starts. He spot started on April 24 and picked up the loss. Since then he's been a rotation regular, and a regular bright spot in said rotation with 7 quality starts in a row since May 8 and only 2 wins to show for it.
Key-
WHIP/G-WHIP per Game
ERA/G-ERA per Game
CWHIP/QS-Cumulative Whip in Quality Starts
CERA/QS-Cumulative ERA in Quality Starts
TQS/W-Total Quality Start Wins
TQS/L-Total Quality Start Losses
TQS/ND-Total Quality Start No Decisions
TQSIAR-Total Quality Starts In A Row
TQS/NDIAR-Toatl Quality Start No Decisions In A Row
2632 is ALL KNOWING and Omnipresent and still has admin powers!! PS- I Heart A-Rod
by dayzd toe on Jun 11, 2007 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the bottom graph
Maybe I should just stick a picture of the bullpen up there for anything "exploded."
2632 is ALL KNOWING and Omnipresent and still has admin powers!! PS- I Heart A-Rod
by dayzd toe on Jun 11, 2007 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
dayzd: Thanks, you are Something Else!!!
by Titov on Jun 11, 2007 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I watched a little bit last night
by pipkin on Jun 10, 2007 10:34 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Joe Angel they ain't
by PhilR8 on Jun 10, 2007 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And to think that some folks wanted him to be
by elktonfan on Jun 10, 2007 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They still do
by PhilR8 on Jun 10, 2007 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

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