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Pregame Open Thread for Everyone at Work-Why Do YOU Hate The Red Sox?

This thread from last week sure was fun.  

So, since we're all typing away waiting for 7:05 to arrive, let's have a place to jabber at each other. About the Bosox, or just about ... life.

I'll go first. I hate the Red Sox because as much as the NYY have gained bandwagon fans in the past decade, the Sox have outsdone them. It's impossible to travel north of Connecticut without being overwhelmed by Massholes sporting Sox paraphernalia. Where were all these people before, say, 2000 or so?

Yes, I know, there was a Red Sox Nation, but it was much smaller (and I might add, politer and humbler) back then.

Oh, yeah, also, the incredibly nasty accents. They ah the wuhst.

Considuh this yaw puhseuhnal conveuhsation pit.

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3 main reasons
  1.  Their fans are  the most sensitive I've ever met; heaven forbid you say that someone isn't playing well, or isn't the best in the league.
  2.  The term "Redsox Nation"
  3.  The infestation that occurs in Camden Yards (this applies to Yankee fans as well, but they usually annoy me less).
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Jul 31, 2007 11:39 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

and
there's apparently a "Mariner Nation" now, too
"If your're not practicing, somebody else is, somewhere, and he'll be ready to take your job." -Brooks Robinson

by exitfare on Jul 31, 2007 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

RE:
Maybe we should start our own independent nation-state.  "Orioles Principality" or "Bird's Kingdom".  

You're friggin fans, you people are not a Nation.

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Jul 31, 2007 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought...
 that I heard Charlie Steiner on XM say that there was a Nationals Village...

by Born Under a Bad Moon on Jul 31, 2007 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

RE:
I think Steiner maybe overestimating the National's following.
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Jul 31, 2007 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Orioles Municipality?
"There are 35 plasma-screen TVs in a sports bar in Hell, and they're all tuned to this game." - Roch Kubatko

by duck on Jul 31, 2007 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK the accents are up there but...
where the HELL were they all before 2004? I mean, you had your hardcore Sox fans, and I certainly ran into a few in 1986, but seriously? Did they grow a few million in a lab at MIT before the 2003 season?

That's why I can't get mad with Cubs fans - you KNOW they've been Cubs fans because they love the team (or getting drunk on weekday afternoons, take your pick).

But when the fuck did RED SOX NATION! happen? Did I miss that memo?

Yankees fans are like the poor - like them or not, they have always been among us. But Red Sox fans? Biggest bunch of bandwagon jumpers I have ever seen in my life.

And Boston itself sucks - ever try and drive there? It makes D.C. look like it makes sense. Pittsburgh's the only city I can think of that's as bad, and it's nowhere NEAR the size of Boston.

"There are 35 plasma-screen TVs in a sports bar in Hell, and they're all tuned to this game." - Roch Kubatko

by duck on Jul 31, 2007 11:48 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

driving in DC is easy
but Boston does suck
"If your're not practicing, somebody else is, somewhere, and he'll be ready to take your job." -Brooks Robinson

by exitfare on Jul 31, 2007 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, DC's...like...a grid
I'd rather drive in DC than in Baltimore, actually. Well, that's not entirely true, the main roads in baltimore are very vehicle-friendly, but as a whole I prefer DC's roads.

But yeah, Boston makes no sense. It's terrible to drive in, and it's the worst parking city in the country.

by pipkin on Jul 31, 2007 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A grid? I think not.
Then how come every road I'm on ends up becoming Massachussetts Avenue at some damn traffic circle?

BALTIMORE is a grid. DC is a set of connected traffic circles.

And if DC's a grid, how come F Street NE doesn't connect to F Street NW?

"There are 35 plasma-screen TVs in a sports bar in Hell, and they're all tuned to this game." - Roch Kubatko

by duck on Jul 31, 2007 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes...
 and it was all based on Mason-design and is a call to the devil!  (That was a great program on the history channel...)

by Born Under a Bad Moon on Jul 31, 2007 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Balltimore is haphazard
DC is planned. And the big, wide avenues that connect to everything are great. Easy in, easy out.

Baltimore has random streets that just seem to start and stop all over the place.

They're both better than Philly, too, while we're at it. Never driven in Manhattan, but I imagine it's not fun.

by pipkin on Jul 31, 2007 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Manhattan's a blast.
It's like playing a giant life-sized video game.

It's nearly impossible to get lost, and there are many options for getting from point A to point B, which means you can avoid traffic tie-ups by going around them.

True, no one pays any attention to lane markings, but that means you don't have to, either.

by zknower on Jul 31, 2007 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In Philly..
 all you need to do is know where Broadstreet is...everything is related to that street it seems.  (Oh...and the "Sure-kill" expressway doesn't hurt to know.)

by Born Under a Bad Moon on Jul 31, 2007 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What city are you driving in????
DC is planned. And the big, wide avenues that connect to everything are great. Easy in, easy out.

What city are you describing? Because it sure as hell ain't DC. There are 28 traffic circles in that city, not counting the ones on military land because they aren't listed on the city's traffic index.

NOTHING about that city's roads make a damn bit of sense.

"There are 35 plasma-screen TVs in a sports bar in Hell, and they're all tuned to this game." - Roch Kubatko

by duck on Jul 31, 2007 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You people in the Real World are so spoiled
Moscow City Needs Revolutionary Solutions to Traffic Problems

MOSCOW, July 21 (Itar-Tass) - Driving along
Moscow Streets is surely not the right type of an
adventure for the faint-hearted. Apart from
traffic jams that eat up a sizable portion of a
driver's life, quite a few Russians have a fancy for extreme driving styles,

Congested streets and main roads, a never-ending
rush hour, the traffic jams that stretch over
kilometers - such is the reality of nowadays
Moscow's life that many other European capitals
have not seen otherwise than in the worst of their dreams.

Authorities - the Moscow City mayoralty and the
federal government - are trying to do something
about it, but their efforts do not look
convincing so far. In the meantime, the city with
a population of around 10 million is heading for
a complete deadlock on the streets in five to
seven years' time unless some genuinely drastic steps are taken.

Political and social augurs foresee a total
collapse of the city's traffic system within the next ten or so years.

From spring 2006 to spring 2007, an average of
650 traffic jams occurred on Moscow streets every
day and each jam blocked about 1,500 cars, says
an analytic report compiled by the Internet company Yandex.

On the average, a typical traffic jam would last
68 minutes, and an average driver would spend
more than eleven hours a month while standing in those jams.

Traffic jams that fully paralyzed the whole city
emerged on five occasions during the past winter.

At this moment, the Muscovites have 3.37 million
cars. Sergei Kazantsev, the chief of the city's
road police says this number increases by about 14,000 cars monthly.

If motorization of the city residents continues
at the same rate, there will be five or so
million cars in Moscow by 2015. Which means that
walking will be a much faster way of traveling then.

In the meantime, the Internet publication Vzglyad
claims a traffic collapse will befall Moscow
after the number of cars on the streets gets over
the 4.5 million mark. Experts predict this will happen by 2012. [...]

That is why revolutionary measures are literally
pounding the doors. The options are a congestion
charge of entering the downtown and other restrictive tools. [...]

In the meantime, experts on forecasting the
future feel far less optimistic. They surmise
that traffic in Moscow will turn into an
everlasting endless jam in a matter of ten or so
years. [...]

The imminent collapse of the transport system and
progress of information technologies will prompt
many Muscovites to start working at home, the experts said.
People will communicate with their offices via Internet and go to work in the office once a week.

Hey Petey: enjoy THIS!

by Titov on Jul 31, 2007 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate them...
..because they're delusional.  The delusions are many fold, and perhaps they come from an outlook shaped by so many years of failure, but they seem nearly universal across Red Sox Nation.  Let's set the record straight on some of the more egregious ones:
  1.  You are not a thorn in the side of the Yankees.  You are more like the pebble in their shoe that they pick out before the playoffs virtually every year.  Yes you won one World Series off of a Wild Card in 2004, and you are having a good season this year, but this hardly qualifies as a historically significant trend.  The team in this Division that the Yankees have historically had the most trouble with is the Orioles, not you.
  2.  Fucking up for 86 years is nothing to be proud of.  Go take a page out of the Cubbies book on this one.  
  3.  Your ballpark is a shithole. It might look nice on TV, but one needs only take a short walk around the innards of Fenway Park to realize that this green monstrosity should've been torn down years ago.  
  4.  Just because it happened to you does not make it interesting.  We don't care about your heartaches of the past.  We don't care about your lore and bullshit.  We don't care about every little move you make.  Stop acting like we do, please.

by Jonnypops on Jul 31, 2007 11:50 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ahahahahahahaha
You are more like the pebble in their shoe that they pick out before the playoffs virtually every year.

Just made me laugh out loud at work. :)

by zknower on Jul 31, 2007 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know, #5 sums up everything
PLEASE, someone send this to Bill Simmons. Talk about someone who needs a salad fork in the eye....
"There are 35 plasma-screen TVs in a sports bar in Hell, and they're all tuned to this game." - Roch Kubatko

by duck on Jul 31, 2007 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i hate them because
they always beat us.

on the flip side, i don't hate teams that we crush repeatedly.

Except for the Yankees, Red Sox, and Blue Jays.

by dfleis on Jul 31, 2007 11:52 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'll tell you what I hate
that there is, in the hall of fame, a fucking pink Red Sox hat on display. Right next to the displays about the All American Girls Professional Baseball League, in a glass case, is a pink goddamned Red Sox hat, with a caption saying something along the lines of, "Female fans have begun showing their love for their teams with the popular pink baseball hat." Are they fucking kidding me?

I blame the Red Sox fans for this. I know fans of other teams wear pink hats, but you know they're at the core.

We all love Kevin Millar. Let's all stop acting like everyone here doesn't know that Millar is the shit. He is. He is the shit. Millar is our boy. -SC

by Stacey on Jul 31, 2007 12:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

a friend's gf...
has a pink bosox ball cap.  the offensive nature of said cap is mitigated by the fact that it is signed by ellis burks and she has pirate ancestors, but only barely mitigated.

by jq higgins on Jul 31, 2007 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The offending item...
"There are 35 plasma-screen TVs in a sports bar in Hell, and they're all tuned to this game." - Roch Kubatko

by duck on Jul 31, 2007 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of almost Sox fans...
  In connection with Kristen.  Has anybody seen the new photo of Greta?  Damn, she is hot!

by Born Under a Bad Moon on Jul 31, 2007 12:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

uhhhh......
"If your're not practicing, somebody else is, somewhere, and he'll be ready to take your job." -Brooks Robinson

by exitfare on Jul 31, 2007 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

FOUL!
Dial up the sub-committee.

by zknower on Jul 31, 2007 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You have no idea...
I was at the game with her on Sunday, and not only is she beautiful, intelligent and funny, but she bought a program and scored the whole game. Man...

by RobG on Jul 31, 2007 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

dude
  I would have liked to be at that game...even though the O's lost

by Born Under a Bad Moon on Jul 31, 2007 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh!
And another thing I really hate about them is that they call an individual player a "Red Sox".  This fucks me up.

by Jonnypops on Jul 31, 2007 12:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think I figured out why I hate the Sox fans
so much more than the Yanks fans now.

Because the Yanks fans, when they come to OPACY, have some level of respect for the fact that they are GUESTS. Even when they bring 30,000 strong and completely drown out the O's fans in cheering for good plays, they don't go out of their way to make O's fans feel unwelcome at OUR park.

Red Sox fans love that they make Camden Yards "Fenway South," and they think it's their duty to make everyone know that they own the ballpark and, if anything, YOU should apologize for being so ignorant as to think that it's not the God-given right of every obnoxious Sox fan to shout the greatness of the Sahhhhks from the hilltops, and to be surrounded by other asshole Sahhhhks fans while doing it.

Fuck you assholes. Go the fuck home.

Jamie Walker T-shirts: http://www.cafepress.com/beltwaysports

by CStoneNo37 on Jul 31, 2007 1:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

why...
Fenway is a shithole
Rico Petricelli
Jim Rice
Luis Tiant
Cowboy Up!
Manny being Manny
No-MAHHH
those stupid bullpens
Fox Sports BOS-NYY game of the week
boy wonder Theo Epstein
Varitek
Big Papi
my buddy Matt Carr
Stupid Schilling
my cousin Mike Boddicker got traded there
The Jimmy Fund
Pesky's Pole
"I love you guys....I hate you guys." --Eric Cartman

by Dave at Bottomfeeder Baseball on Jul 31, 2007 1:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fenway...
I'm not sure Fenway is that bad, especially when compared to other old parks.  Among the 3 big old parks (Yankees, Wrigley, Fenway) it's probably the best to watch a game, which may not be saying much.   And outside of the stadium is a pretty cool atmosphere (same goes for Wrigley).  I think everyone should go there once, but once is probably more than enough unless of course you're a degenerate Sox fan.
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Jul 31, 2007 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I liked my seats there last year,
but I was lucky to get the front row over the Green Monster.  Close enough to watch the O's get raped and get heckled by a bunch of Boston D-bags.  Of course, it was funny to watch one of them slip and fall down when I drew back on him...pussy.  In the words of George Carlin "Fuck 'em.  Fuck 'em in the ass with a big rubber dick."  I hope Bedard strikes out 15 - and finds time to drill Manny in the neck.

Did I mention FUCK 'EM!!!

by goonybananas on Jul 31, 2007 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i've seen games in all 3
Wrigley is by far the best, and the neighborhood is ten times better too.
"If your're not practicing, somebody else is, somewhere, and he'll be ready to take your job." -Brooks Robinson

by exitfare on Jul 31, 2007 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

RE: My problem with Wrigley
I've only been to Wrigley once and my seat was pretty much behind a friggin elevator shaft, so I could only see half the field.  The neighborhood is cool though.

In Fenway I was in the bleachers, right in the middle of the row; which means there was 2-3 hundred people between me and the aisle; which means no beer for me during the game; which means it kind of sucked.

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Jul 31, 2007 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wrigley is cool
  I went to go see a three games series against the Braves in 1990...I saw John Schmoltz who came out early to stretch.  The bleacher seats are deemed the "coolest" and therefore the most difficult to get.   Fenway always seems like it is going to implode...

by Born Under a Bad Moon on Jul 31, 2007 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fucking Fenway
every seat points to the middle of the outfield, the concourse smells like urine and the walls have mold on them.  other than that, it's fine.  oh, and you have to pay $300 to sit in RF bleachers that point at the LF foul pole.  in seats that were build for a six year old.  AND be surrounded by Massholes bitching about Jim Rice not being in the HoF.  he was good for only five years.  get over yourselves.
"I love you guys....I hate you guys." --Eric Cartman

by Dave at Bottomfeeder Baseball on Jul 31, 2007 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The sense of victimhood
That they have worn like a hair shirt for as long as I have been alive. Somehow Redsox fans think their travails are more "poetic" or "touching" than any other team's, that it transcends the mere mundanities being an Os fan. That being said, I never hated Jim Rice. He took so much shit for so many years in Boston for being black. No, seriously. I witnessed it in person, in the stands, the unbelievable stuff people used to yell at him. It's a wonder he didn't snap and kill someone. Plus, he was a killer at the plate, a killer. Why did we end up with a wounded Fred Lynn and not a Jim Rice?
Also, I did enjoy that they came back to beat the Yankees in 2004. That was awful nice to watch. (Can you see that I'm being diplomatic, since my wife is from Boston?)

by tbone shelby on Jul 31, 2007 1:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

True dat.
That was one sweet comeback. And I so enjoyed being in NYC the week after it happened.

Something that no one can ever take away from the Yankees:

WORST. POSTSEASON COLLAPSE. EVER.

by zknower on Jul 31, 2007 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

re: Rice
Yeah, Boston has a real reputation for being inhospitable for black players. That's why KG didn't want to go there for so long (until they agreed to give him a ton of money, apparently).

I dunno what it is, but a lot of black players in the major sports leagues still think of Boston as incredibly racist because of the 70s and 80s (well, and earlier, but most cities were terribly racist about sports before the 70s, so it doesn't look as bad). At least, that's how I understand it.

by pipkin on Jul 31, 2007 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

RE:
It was a great comeback and I was definitely cheering for it; but if I would have known how annoying Sox fans would become I would have chosen a different team.
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Jul 31, 2007 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

re:
The race thing is still not dead. The ownership today knows the teams leagacy and still tries to outreach to black communities. But they sure don't market to them.

by drj on Jul 31, 2007 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The bandwagon-ness and the oversaturatedness
I think the bandwagon actually started before they won the world series.  At some point in the early 2000s, hating the yankees became cooler than being a Yankee fan, and of course, nothing says "I hate the Yankees" like a Red Sox hat.  But after 2004, there was no way you could be cool w/o your Sawx hat on.

And while i did enjoy the choke-job that the Yankees pulled in the '04 ALCS, I do not enjoy that there were 5,000,000 million books written about the long-sufferingness and redemption of Red Sox Nation.

How many books total are there about the Orioles, with 3 times as many championships in half the time?

oriolesupdate.blogspot.com

by BrianS on Jul 31, 2007 1:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

re:
I grew up during part of the Orioles heyday. I pretty much remember the O's from 1970 and on. I spent many hours at Memorial Stadium with my older brother, whose buddy happened to be a ticket vendor. I recall mostly level headed fans who were grateful to be watching great baseball in their home town. We disliked the Yankees, and respected them as they made the 70's turn around, but there was none of the contrived rivalry talk. No other teams were much of a concern on a yearly basis, but we didn't walk around grade school saying "The Yankees Suck" like kids do (at least in the greater Boston area). They've obviously learned from their knuckleheaded parents. While we watched great baseball, there was no sense of entitlement. Games were more of a home grown celebration. Anyone remember the fifth inning break to sweep the bases (Linda Wareheim)? How about Pat the Bugler, playing the cavalry charge? And of course there was Section 34. I recall some occasional unpleasantries, all with Yankee fans, but that was the exception.

Today all the Red Sox celebration has a strong air of being forced and market contrived. The contrived rivalry with the Yankees, the stupid pink hats, the $15 (or so) fee to get a Red Sox Nation card that gets you nothing, $150 or so for chunk of "Championship Sod", fans mistaking 2004 as some sort of personal validation after years of a contrived feeling of victimhood. It all reeks of manipulated losers. The Red Sox fans have allowed the Red Sox marketing department to tell them how to celebrate and to charge exorbitant prices while they're at it. They've allowed ESPN to whip them into a venom spewing frenzy against the Yankees (and even the players are amazed at what goes on in the stands).

The Red Sox fans prior to 2004 weren't this stupid. I'll take the genuine celebrations and decent fans of my youth in Baltimore.

by drj on Jul 31, 2007 2:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Really well said.
And I remember Pat the Bugler and Wild Bill as well.

Back when it was still a game, and all.

by zknower on Jul 31, 2007 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So someone's gotta defend the Sox fans....
...and get the rest of you really whipped up into a frenzy!

Lifelong Sox fan (OK, bandwagon started in '67) whose family lived in Bawlamer for 25 years allows me either to appreciate both Sox and O's fans, or be about as welcome as a polygamist, depending upon your outlook.

  1. We fill up your stadium because it's close, it's cheaper (travel included), you can actually get tickets without going thru a scalper, unlike Fenway we can fit our 21st-century arses into the seats.  And, oh yeah, because you won't.   Angelos is happy to put us on his email Preferred O's Fan list. (I think they introduced special Sox/Yankee game pricing this year.) And, why would you go to see a game and NOT yell LOUD for your team to win, unless you're a Twins fan (but that's another post).  You wanna be quiet, go to the symphony.
  2. Yes, some of our fans are obnoxious.  It's a New England trait.  But since we figure it's a far lower percentage than that of New Yorkers and Yankee fans, there's some moral superiority in there somewhere.  Any antipathy toward the O's comes from 69-74 and again in 79, when just as the Sox were becoming winners again (after more mediocrity than you've experienced under Angelos), the Birds were always stepping on our throats year after year.  
  3. John Denver singing "Thank God I'm a Country Boy"?  In Maryland?  For.....decades?  And I'VE  got problems?
Can't wait to see you all (& 2632 and Kristin) in August & September!  

by Jim in New England on Jul 31, 2007 2:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

"Thank God I'm a Country Boy"
That song sucks.  It always has.  Whenever I take someone from out of the Baltimore area to a game this is always an embarassment.  It's not as though this song even has anything to do with Baltimore.  There's nothing country about Baltimore. (Urban Blight?  Yes.  Country?  No way.)  Nor is there anything cute or kitschy about the song.  It's just bad.  Personally I think they should play "Crabs for Christmas" during the 7th Inning Stretch.  But that's just me.

by Jonnypops on Jul 31, 2007 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nothing country about Baltimore?!
Are you kidding? We're well known for our Urban Hillbillies.

by RobG on Jul 31, 2007 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's a misnomer...
...a canard.  Baltimorons have a funny accent and they can get trashy, sure.  But this shouldn't be mistaken for country.  It might not be the most urbane place, but "country" is a world away from Baltimore.

by Jonnypops on Jul 31, 2007 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Have you ever BEEN to Essex?
I rest my case.
"There are 35 plasma-screen TVs in a sports bar in Hell, and they're all tuned to this game." - Roch Kubatko

by duck on Jul 31, 2007 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Essex is not Baltimore
That being said, I like Thank God I'm Country Boy. I grew up with it. It's tradition.
Sheeeeeeiiiiiit.

by 2632 on Jul 31, 2007 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's close enough....
if it ain't in the city limits, it's right next to it. Close enough to prove my point.
"There are 35 plasma-screen TVs in a sports bar in Hell, and they're all tuned to this game." - Roch Kubatko

by duck on Jul 31, 2007 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry
close enough doesn't count with densely populated Metro areas.  Staten Island is not Brookyln.  Cambridge is not Southie.  Camden is not Philly.  Bethesda is not Northwest DC. Dundalk is way different from Greektown.  Edmondson Village is a world away from Catonsville.  

by Jonnypops on Jul 31, 2007 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Essex
ain't Baltimore.  Neither are Dundalk, Pasadena, Glen Burnout, Linthicum or Arbutus.

by Jonnypops on Jul 31, 2007 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

To anyone not living in Baltimore...
it's all Baltimore. YOU may know the subtle differences, but I'm in the same state and anything on your side of the bay is basically either Baltimore or DC until you get to Frederick.
"There are 35 plasma-screen TVs in a sports bar in Hell, and they're all tuned to this game." - Roch Kubatko

by duck on Jul 31, 2007 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can tell the difference
and I haven't lived there for 15 years.  

by Jonnypops on Jul 31, 2007 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

RE:
I always kind of liked having it as the seventh inning stretch song because there was really no reason why it should be.  What's next?  You going to disparage the "O" in the national anthem???
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Jul 31, 2007 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Didn't they...
 get rid of that song for the 7th inning stretch and there were a bunch of people bitching about it being gone, so it was brought back.
  They do play that song at the "Ted" in Atlanta.

by Born Under a Bad Moon on Jul 31, 2007 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Amen to that, all of it. OK, maybe not the
Crabs for Christmas, but Judas Priest, the song is a black eye on the whole franchise and has been for freakin' ever. I never figured out who or what was behind its introduction or ghastly longevity. Will someone please, please call Dr. Kevorkian and give this song a decent burial? At games, people where I've been sitting often look at their shoes to avoid eye contact when the thing is on.

And it's no more authenitic Baltimore, of course, than it is authentic country-- or than John Denver is authentic anything (born in New Mexico under the name Henry John Deutschendorf, Jr. He's a country boy in the same sense our disoriented president is.)

If we sang the "Song of the Volga Boatmen" during the 7th inning stretch, everyone in the park would have a right to feel more authentic. Maybe I will. In a trio, of course. And if anybody wants to join me and the guys...

Hey Petey: enjoy THIS!

by Titov on Jul 31, 2007 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Country Boy origin
Blame Mark Belanger
We all love Kevin Millar. Let's all stop acting like everyone here doesn't know that Millar is the shit. He is. He is the shit. Millar is our boy. -SC

by Stacey on Jul 31, 2007 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whooooooosh!!!!!
That's the sound of whatever respect I had left for Mark Belanger flying out the window.

I agree, however, that Dee Belanger has "a long, long way to go" all right...to some pretend farm where they sing pretend country songs and wallow in pretend large-animal doo-doo.

Hey Petey: enjoy THIS!

by Titov on Jul 31, 2007 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

John Denver
I like that they play "Country Boy". It's idiosyncratic, like Baltimore.

by RobG on Jul 31, 2007 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

HOOOOOLD on just a minute now...
Thou shalt not speak ill of "Thank God I'm a Country Boy."

It's the O's 7th inning stretch song, and I still want them to take "God Bless America" and shove it up there asses and play the FULL version of "Thank God" so we can get through the song properly.

Johnnypops, we just might have to put you before the sub-copmmittee. This is almost an unforgivable offense to The Orioles Municipality.

"There are 35 plasma-screen TVs in a sports bar in Hell, and they're all tuned to this game." - Roch Kubatko

by duck on Jul 31, 2007 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry, it's Take Me Out to te Ball Game
Whatever. It could be anything, it's gotta go. "Thank God I'm a Country Boy" is all we need.

You'd rather We Are Family?

"There are 35 plasma-screen TVs in a sports bar in Hell, and they're all tuned to this game." - Roch Kubatko

by duck on Jul 31, 2007 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd rather have "Darling Nikki"
"If your're not practicing, somebody else is, somewhere, and he'll be ready to take your job." -Brooks Robinson

by exitfare on Jul 31, 2007 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you're using the Foo Fighters version
we might just have found a compromise.
"There are 35 plasma-screen TVs in a sports bar in Hell, and they're all tuned to this game." - Roch Kubatko

by duck on Jul 31, 2007 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd prefer Prince
And I hate John Denver and that damn song. It's a laughably bad song that has nothing to do with the city and scant to do with the state (Maryland's a damn urbanized, wealthy state and has been for a long time).

Ugh. The only thing worse is God Bless America. I hate forced patriotism even more than I hate fake country.

by pipkin on Jul 31, 2007 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, I hate to be the bearer of bad tidings...
but you're wrong.

Maryland's a damn urbanized, wealthy state and has been for a long time)

Some PARTS of Maryland are urbanized. But, of the 23 counties in MD, not even a fourth would count as urban areas by the federal government's definition.

I'd dare say only Baltimore, Anne Arundel, P.G., Howard and Montgomery counties would make it, and even THEN major parts of PG, Baltimore and Howard counties are far from urban. The nine counties on the Shore, the three in Southern Maryland, Harfod, and the western most 4 in Western MD are far from urban.

I promise not to get on a soapbox about people around Baltimore equating the city to the whole state, but you kinda did just that.

"There are 35 plasma-screen TVs in a sports bar in Hell, and they're all tuned to this game." - Roch Kubatko

by duck on Jul 31, 2007 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No doubt...
Talk about hillbillies! Haven't you ever been to the Eastern Shore of MD? Dang...here's a picture of some of my kin folk from Salisbury.

by RobG on Jul 31, 2007 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMG
you just cracked me the hell up with this.

by Jonnypops on Jul 31, 2007 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The guy in that picture
totally looks like I kid I taught a few years back.

MD ain't country? Tell that to the Klan in Cecil County and the corn in the field across the road from me.

"There are 35 plasma-screen TVs in a sports bar in Hell, and they're all tuned to this game." - Roch Kubatko

by duck on Jul 31, 2007 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

One more thing....
SMALLSBURY in da hizz-ouse!

/Rep'ing the 'Bury for 39 years

"There are 35 plasma-screen TVs in a sports bar in Hell, and they're all tuned to this game." - Roch Kubatko

by duck on Jul 31, 2007 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

RE:
The only real positive thing I can come up with about the Sox is the site FireJoeMorgan.com.  It's one of the funniest sport sites on the web and was created by Red Sox fans.  Their Joe Morgan chat wraps are must reads for me on Tuesdays.
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Jul 31, 2007 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sox fans, boston, fenway...
I live in boston year-round now, going to school and working, but i still call bmore "home." I've only been to fenway a few times, and only once vs. the O's (Wanna go tomorrow on my birthday but i doubt that'll happen). I went on May 11th, which happened to be the good game to go to that series, and screamed my ass off (this might have been Burres' first start! can't remember) and didn't get yelled at, except some good-natured nonsense (until the O's really started cleaning up then people just didn't say anything). I respected the fact that i was treated with dignity at their park, and maybe they could learn a lesson from.. themselves?

Either way, I hate sox fans. Because I live among them. 2 of my 3 roommates are sox fans, virtually everyone I work with. The bandwagon thing really sucks (especially the first year of college when people came from the west coast, having no family in NE, and grabbed up their pink sox caps) but most of the people i know now have been lifelong fans. They're pompous. They throw around words like "suck" and "lose" towards the orioles but none of them are old enough (myself included save for 2 seasons) to recall a time when those words weren't vindicated in any way, and worst of all they bitched when they only got 6 players on the all-star team and, oh, my, god, how is beckett not starting the game.

to tell the truth I almost hate Pats fans more. but of course they almost all overlap.

I like fenway though, with the exception of the sometimes-maze of its upper-concourse levels and occasionally over-greasy floors. I like the neighborhood around it too. I only live like a mile and a half away anyway.

One thing to hate about them in boston is how they clog up the T (subway) on game days. When I am unfortunate enough to have to take the T home from work in charlestown (cycling preferred) they are loud, obnoxious, and generally stupid as far as public transportation goes (a couple games a year being the only time most of them ride the T).

Anyway, long day at work so apologies for the lack of direction and of course punctuation and capitalization...

I'm still gonna try to go to tomorrow's game I think.

by Lou on Jul 31, 2007 3:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wait nevermind
I'll go today if i can get in somehow... wasn't privy to the pitching matchups at the time of the previous post

by Lou on Jul 31, 2007 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i was at that may 11th game too
Some dude told me to shut up when I was rooting for the O's
"If your're not practicing, somebody else is, somewhere, and he'll be ready to take your job." -Brooks Robinson

by exitfare on Jul 31, 2007 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

By the way...
Lucky You on the User ID number. Welcome to CC.
"There are 35 plasma-screen TVs in a sports bar in Hell, and they're all tuned to this game." - Roch Kubatko

by duck on Jul 31, 2007 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMG LOL
scaaaaary....

by zknower on Jul 31, 2007 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

user id
Wow, didn't even notice that.

by Lou on Aug 1, 2007 9:26 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why Do YOU Hate The Red Sox?
Awesome Mike Awesome, nuff said.  

by birdman on Jul 31, 2007 3:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nicely played
"There are 35 plasma-screen TVs in a sports bar in Hell, and they're all tuned to this game." - Roch Kubatko

by duck on Jul 31, 2007 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoa birdman, thin ice!
SC may disappear you if you even mildly tweak someone over the age of 10 who uses "awesome" in his signature. Twice.

Hang on, dude!

Hey Petey: enjoy THIS!

by Titov on Jul 31, 2007 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Have I mentioned yet today...
how much I hate these people?

Where oh where to start? There's just so much to hate about the fans & the organization. And since like Duck, zknower & may be 1 or 2 others, I'm towards the old end of the age spectrum around here, I've been at it for quite some time. Bucky vs Torrez? Hell, I remember Tony Perez vs Bill Lee (barely).

I'll deal with the fans 1st, then the organization. The pre-'04 diehards, loyal though they are, are just pathetic. Other teams have had long stretches of suck, but these guys seemed to think they were the only ones. As mentioned earlier, Cub fans would cope by drinking their asses off. And they also turned losing into a gimmick. Sort of like the wrestler who has his own costume & entrance music but still lost to Hulk Hogan in about 5 minutes. May be not the healthiest of coping mechanisms, but they sure didn't expect the rest of the baseball world to suffer along with them. And when they speak of the Cubs "curse", they mostly have a bit of fun with it. Boston fans were serious.

But I think the White Sox fans handled losing best of all. As one of them said, "There was no curse, we just sucked for a really long time."

Now about the bandwaggon jumpers, other teams have them, most noteably the Yankees. But in most cases they know enough to educate themselves about the team's history & tradition, and to keep quiet among the diehards until they do. You do NOT go into the bleachers at Yankee stadium with a pink (or any non-navy blue) cap. Trust me, you don't want any of that noise. You'll have a better chance wearing the other team's cap - unless it's Mets or Red Sox day. Also, the Yankee fan, unlike his Boston counterpart, cares very little about what fans of other teams think. The attitude is, "You don't like it? Do something about it." And for the last 6 Octobers, other teams have, but that doesn't change the belief that they're still the biggest dog in the yard.

Then there's the organization itself. They're always in the running for the biggest free agents on the market. In terms of $$$ they can clearly compete with NY, the other NY, LA & the other LA, but they bitch & whine like they're operation on a Royals-like budget. A ham under each arm & they cry because there's no bread. And the sports media buys it. Theo Epstein could give lessons to FOX-y the Snowman (aka Tony Snow) about how to make bullshit believable.

And finally, my top 3 Red Sox post season moments-

1986 - A healthy Roger Clemens practically BEGS McNamara to take him out vs the Mets.

1990 - Clemens gets tossed rather than face the beatdown the As were about to deliver. (I sense a pattern).

2005 - Schilling crying like a little bitch after the White Sox swept. The start of another 86 years? Here's hoping!

Oh, and I can't resist 1 more on Schilling, the vindictiveness, self-righteousness & ingnorance he displayed in his Barry Bonds rants indicate that he's thinking about a career as a sportwriter

"You can't fix stupid. Stupid is forever." - Ron White

by Sluggo on Jul 31, 2007 3:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Perez vs. Lee
That was a highlight of my youth (my Mom and Dad are from Cincinnati and there is a strong Reds streak in our family).

Anyhow, I recall a '75 article about "winning it for Yawkey". At the time, my dad mentioned something to the effect that the old man doesn't deserve to win anything for the way he's run that franchise and the people he employed. I had no idea what it meant, but I do now.

by drj on Jul 31, 2007 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yawkey
He was a virulent racist as well, wasn't he? Red Sox were the last ones to integrate, as I recall.

Disgrace.

by pipkin on Jul 31, 2007 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Red Sox get Gagne
  They are going to have to pay him alot of money to set up for Pap-smear instead of closing like he wants to.

by Born Under a Bad Moon on Jul 31, 2007 4:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The ultimate game of "keep away"
from the NYY.
"There are 35 plasma-screen TVs in a sports bar in Hell, and they're all tuned to this game." - Roch Kubatko

by duck on Jul 31, 2007 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

High risk, high reward
NYY has a kid who was starting in AA all year & they're making him their 8th inning guy based on a single 1-2-3 inning in AAA.

The days of Proctor walking in the winning run are over

"You can't fix stupid. Stupid is forever." - Ron White

by Sluggo on Jul 31, 2007 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

joba chamberlain?
every time i hear his name, i think of the stogey chomping santeria god from major league.

by jq higgins on Jul 31, 2007 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's the guy
I offer rum & cigars to Jobu!
"You can't fix stupid. Stupid is forever." - Ron White

by Sluggo on Jul 31, 2007 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he has a bad injury history, too
They got him so low in the draft because he's had shoulder issues for a while

by pipkin on Jul 31, 2007 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

RE:
And maybe more important to us, they traded away Gabbard, who was pitching well above his head.  So who now is going to throw against Trashman tomorrow?  Will the drama queen be back by then?
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Jul 31, 2007 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I ain't got no beef with the Sox.
I have no problem with the team or it's players or management. In fact, I can list Pedro Martinez and Trot Nixon and David Ortiz amongst my favorite players. I have a problem with the fact that we haven't been able to get our shit together and beat them in the past couple of years, and I don't look forward to playing them, but I certainly don't hate the team.
I love Fenway and some of my best friends are life long, serious, die hard Sox fans. I hate....HATE the bandwagoners and the fans who, though fans since birth, have allowed the recent successes to make them sound like asshole Yankee fans. Some of their fans are idiots, just like there are some idiot Padre fans and Phillies fans and Orioles fans.
Maybe it's just because I've lived here since the days when you could walk up to Fenway and buy tickets the day of a game -  back when it was all Nomah, all the time and they were guaranteed to tank in September -  but for me, they'll never be in the same boat as the Yankees.
Sheeeeeeiiiiiit.

by 2632 on Jul 31, 2007 4:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Why I hate the Sawx
I was sentenced to 4 years of h.s. in New England-- hard time, and I and served it all out, no early parole. I don't really need to continue this story, do I? Right, you got it, I'll just toss the key terms out, you can fill in the rest and makes sentences if you want.

obsessive-compulsive
passive-agressive
urban redneck-racist
martyr complex
left-handed pitching
over-salaried
Yawkey family
anomaly park built broken
p.a. system lacks subtitles

You get the idea. Boston as a city is OK (construction apart), especially if you have a good interpreter. But the Sawx have not been an organization to be proud of for most of their institutional life. I wish their fans well, and well away from OPACY-- the park of their Impossible Wet Dream.

You don't have to be in therapy to be a Sawx devotee, but it helps. Actually, for them (and the Yerkee jerks), the club is therapy. It's certainly cheaper and maybe it helps. Look at the Tiresome MacTiresome guy. I think he's shown some good progress and really deserves his shot at outpatient status.

Hey Petey: enjoy THIS!

by Titov on Jul 31, 2007 4:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought of another reason
Don't know how I forgot about this one, but another great reason is Fever Pitch.  I lost 30-38 minutes of my life trying to watch that POS.
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Jul 31, 2007 4:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hey, that's your fault though
you knew it was about boston red sox stuff!

by dfleis on Jul 31, 2007 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

RE:
No, it was my girl's fault.  She added it to the netflix queue and then tried to convince me it's a sports movie.
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Jul 31, 2007 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh Jesus
That movie is reason enough to try to blow up Fenway like a 21st Century Guy Fawkes (from another piece of shit movie).  Seriously though that movie was like the Drew Barrymore version of baseball.  It was disgusting.  And the fact that the Red Sox participated in making that embarrassment just shows what a Mickey Mouse franchise they've become.

by Jonnypops on Jul 31, 2007 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Mickey Mouse franchise"
I love that term.

At work, when myself or one of my co-workers are on the phone with the customer service of Apple, T-mobile or anything else, we always try to work in the line "What kind of Mickey Mouse operation are you running?" if we're pisses.  It generates instant laughs.

"If your're not practicing, somebody else is, somewhere, and he'll be ready to take your job." -Brooks Robinson

by exitfare on Jul 31, 2007 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now you're trashing...
V is for Vengeance? Heresy, I say!

Damn, JP, what DO you like besides the O's?

"There are 35 plasma-screen TVs in a sports bar in Hell, and they're all tuned to this game." - Roch Kubatko

by duck on Jul 31, 2007 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

speaking of fever pitch
apparently Jimmy Fallon listened to Skrewdriver on the set of that movie
"If your're not practicing, somebody else is, somewhere, and he'll be ready to take your job." -Brooks Robinson

by exitfare on Jul 31, 2007 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uhhhh...
...are you talkin' about the White Supremacist British skinhead band Skrewdriver?

by Jonnypops on Jul 31, 2007 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i would assume so
i thought it was a lie, but it's on Wikipedia
"If your're not practicing, somebody else is, somewhere, and he'll be ready to take your job." -Brooks Robinson

by exitfare on Jul 31, 2007 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well
then it must be true.

by Jonnypops on Jul 31, 2007 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh wow...
...I just found something new to hate over on my nemesis site, Over the Monster. This stupid crap they put on their right sidebar:

OTM Starting Aces
Randy Booth, Executive Editor
Allen Chace, Staff Writer
SoxDevil, Staff Writer

OMG this is rich.  Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate!

by Jonnypops on Jul 31, 2007 5:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Sorry Guys/Gals
I like the Red Sox! I think they do what all baseball teams should do and that's make bold moves and take chances that most wouldn't. Besides my son is ahuge Sox have and they have one of the best players in the game right now

by merdon1332000 on Jul 31, 2007 9:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

here
3 bad things:
  1. Fans = Drunk bandwagon jumpers
  2. over hyped teams
  3. awful fashion clothes
1 good thing about the red sox nation:

you rock kristen, but your team sucks!

Jeremy Guthrie ROCKS! Go to hell Paul Shuey!

by westcoastOfan on Jul 31, 2007 10:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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