John Lackey, RH Jon Leicester, RH (16-8, 3.18) (1-1, 9.90)
C. Figgins rf T. Redman cf O. Cabrera ss L. Hernandez ss V. Guerrero dh N. Markakis rf G. Anderson lf K. Millar dh M. Izturis 3b A. Huff 1b C. Kotchman 1b J. Payton lf H. Kendrick 2b S. Moore 3b M. Napoli c P. Bako c R. Willits cf B. Fahey 2b
Two guys with a similar first name. But the Angels' Lackey has an "h" in his name, and apparently, that's the difference between a dominant season and 1.1-ER-per-inning suckitude.
Leicester looks like he's hearing a bad joke and for political reasons he has to laugh at it.
"Ha ha ha, yes, good one Mr. Angelos."
[BREAKING NEWS, 8:27 EDT: Rookie Jon Leicester comes within one out of quality start before being removed—O's fans give standing ovation after first decent pitching in weeks.]