Varitek an Oriole in 2009?!?
Matt Eagan of the Hartford Courant seems to think so:
The Red Sox have at least one tough offseason decision to make. Jason Varitek has been the soul of the team for a decade. but he is now a steady drain on their efforts to score runs. The Sox have been wisely unsentimental in the Theo Epstein years. They'll make the captain an offer but won't overpay. Fans should expect to see Varitek getting a standing ovation at Fenway while wearing an Orioles uniform next season. Why the Orioles? Who else would overpay for a 36-year-old catcher? ...
http://www.courant.com/sports/other/hc-onthefly1021.artoct21,0,4792414.story
Oh, Matt. Based on the other comedic gems found in your blog post, it seems that you fancy yourself as something of a comedian. Hah hah. I guess the O's have a reputation for overpaying old, washed-up Red Sox players after they signed Millar and... uh, no one else.
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Eagan is apparently not a student of the game.
Matt Wieters, Eagan. Matt f*cking Wieters. But thanks for proving right off the bat you don’t know jack shite about baseball outside of Fenway Park. Way to rep Pink Hat Nation, toolbag.
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+1
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-Jack Handey
Wow.
This might be the dumbest thing I’ve read today. And I read a lot of political sights. ‘Tek to the O’s? Really?
Duck Around - a progressive blob about the Eastern Shore of Maryland. And getting off my lawn.
i thought it was funny
Seriously, the guy doesn’t think Tek will sign with the Orioles, it was just a pot shot at a team that sported Kevin Millar and Melvin Mora and Jay Payton and…
Librarians are hiding something
i mean, Timlin was good the last few years
He fell off the cliff at age 42, which they probably could have (and maybe even did) see coming, but it’s not as if the guy was a stiff at age 41. He’s had a mostly good run, and now its probably over.
And, uh, the dude got us Chris Richard? Yay?
Let's do it
Varitek may be over the hill, but those intangibles that he has are important.
"This world extends way beyond this little field of dreams we're dancing in and I want to see that world"
the whole thing is a genu-ine knee-slapper
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
Imagine how many no-hitters we'll get next year
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
by BirdFanInPhilly on Oct 28, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply actions
probably like, 100
All from Varitek. Oh-for-five with three strikeouts, Oh-for-four with four K’s, etc…..
Wait
why was this front-paged? This is non news to the point of being ridiculous…
"This world extends way beyond this little field of dreams we're dancing in and I want to see that world"
I DID IT FOR THE KICKS
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Oct 29, 2008 3:45 AM EDT up reply actions
There should be a "humor" section
"This world extends way beyond this little field of dreams we're dancing in and I want to see that world"
On defense and providing targets with the glove alone
Varitek would still be better than Ramon Hernandez.
But it’s still really funny.
Maybe
But if we are looking to bring in a new catcher (and why would we be); I think we should set our sights a bit higher than someone a little better than Hernandez.
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
by BirdFanInPhilly on Oct 29, 2008 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions
how much longer until wieters is ready?
i think in 2010 baltimore is going to be a team to really mess with and make the division a 5 team race
He's got to get significant playing time in 2009
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
by BirdFanInPhilly on Oct 31, 2008 9:21 AM EDT up reply actions
he should probably start in 2009
But I bet he stays down in Norfolk for a couple months, destroys, and then comes up
someone that knows nothing
who ever came up with Varitek as an Oriole knows nothing about baseball

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