But hey, I don’t know what goes on behind the scenes. I think the Blue Jays and the Orioles are two very unlikely suitors for Manny, but what do I know?

Heyman has been the only one flogging this Manny-to-the-O’s rumor for weeks, and no one else has picked it up. I’m inclined to believe that he’s an idiot.

would actually be brilliant.

Palmeiro, Sosa, BJ Surhoff, Jeff Conine, Brady Anderson, Harold Baines, Will Clark…