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Red Sox sign Brad Penny

370912977_156733a21d_medium From Yahoo:

The Boston Red Sox and pitcher Brad Penny reached a preliminary agreement on a $5 million, one-year contract, according to several reports Monday.

The team also struck a tentative agreement with catcher Josh Bard and both deals are pending physicals, the reports said.

Cheap and one season removed from being one of the National League's most effective pitchers. Meanwhile we fart about with the likes of Mark Hendrickson.

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Is that

Alyssa Milano?? My eyes are not great, but I think that might be the former ’Who’s the Boss’ star herself. I can’t wait to see Mark Hendrickson vs Brad Penny…and again we get the short end, fuck!!

WHAT ain't no country I ever heard of. Do they speak english in WHAT?

by sickuvitall on Dec 30, 2008 2:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Wait, aren't those Kristen?

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Dec 31, 2008 3:18 AM EST up reply actions  

You are SOOO going to hell...

Duck Around - a progressive blog about the Eastern Shore of Maryland. And getting off my lawn.

by duck on Dec 31, 2008 11:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Believe so

She’s a sportsfan from way back and has apparel deals with the NFL for chick oriented merchandise.

by mpire on Dec 30, 2008 9:46 AM EST reply actions  

She has

dated every Dodger for the past 10 years hasn’t she?

Always trust your cape. -Guy Clark

by BPinOK on Dec 30, 2008 10:58 AM EST up reply actions  

plus Pavano

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Dec 30, 2008 11:01 AM EST up reply actions  

So being a ballplayer is like being in a band?

you can be ugly and still get a lot of tail

"This world extends way beyond this little field of dreams we're dancing in and I want to see that world"

by exitfare on Jan 1, 2009 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

She is no longer dating baseball players. Something about them being immature.

by birdman on Dec 30, 2008 12:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Excellent

That greatly increases my chances!

by punkrawka on Dec 30, 2008 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Milano dating baseball players

Googled around. Found this.

The actress who has sworn off dating baseball players, because
they are too childish?

It’s Alyssa Milano… Alyssa admits she is a huge fan of the sport,
and even dreams of being a star slugger.

But, after dating San Francisco Giants pitcher Barry Zito, Los
Angeles Dodgers pitcher Brad Penny and Atlanta Braves star Tom
Glavine, she’s determined to date more mature men, like her
current mystery beau, known only as "David."

Alyssa says, "They are grown men playing a little boy’s sport.
That makes them childish."

The last line cracks me up. Translate: They become bored very easily and move on to other women.

by birdman on Dec 30, 2008 12:43 PM EST reply actions  

Knows only

as “David.”

David Wright.

Always trust your cape. -Guy Clark

by BPinOK on Dec 30, 2008 12:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I dunno

With Manny gone, Papi probably needed someone to latch onto…

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on Dec 30, 2008 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Has anyone ever seen

the clip of Manny on the Sox sitting next to Julian Tavarez and affectionately stroking his head. The announcers can’t contain their laughter, it’s a must see!! Try the link below.

http://www.killsometime.com/search/search.asp?Query=gay&MediaTypeID=1

WHAT ain't no country I ever heard of. Do they speak english in WHAT?

by sickuvitall on Dec 31, 2008 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Tom Glavine ewwww?

But fat Brad Penny yay?

I like her quote because let’s be serious, Alyssa is dating beneath herself in the looks department with all those guys (even Zito), and I refuse to accept she was dating guys that light each others’ feet on fire to keep spirits loose because she thought they were going to be mature, stable fellows.

Bad Left Hook
Camden Chat

"I decided to become a basketball fan this year and it’s not working out so well because the Wizards SUUUCK. So then I shifted to hockey. That’s pretty fun except there are a lot of flashing lights and horns and shit at the game."

by Scott Christ on Dec 30, 2008 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

HEY WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?

Bad Left Hook
Camden Chat

"I decided to become a basketball fan this year and it’s not working out so well because the Wizards SUUUCK. So then I shifted to hockey. That’s pretty fun except there are a lot of flashing lights and horns and shit at the game."

by Scott Christ on Dec 30, 2008 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

That is the rookie card to end all rookie cards

Dude couldn’t make sure his teeth weren’t brown before he got his pictures taken? Then again, he was a hockey player back in the day. They’re not exactly big on dental care.

by Brotz13 on Dec 30, 2008 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

That looks like the shit

that is left from unkept braces. Damn Tom, seriously bro!! Alyssa Milano went for that, really?? I should be dating Jessica Alba if the bar has been set so low.

WHAT ain't no country I ever heard of. Do they speak english in WHAT?

by sickuvitall on Dec 30, 2008 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

"Suck it, pal."

Bad Left Hook
Camden Chat

"I decided to become a basketball fan this year and it’s not working out so well because the Wizards SUUUCK. So then I shifted to hockey. That’s pretty fun except there are a lot of flashing lights and horns and shit at the game."

by Scott Christ on Dec 31, 2008 1:30 AM EST up reply actions  

He looks

like her dad.

Always trust your cape. -Guy Clark

by BPinOK on Dec 31, 2008 10:07 AM EST up reply actions  

he looks like...

though i’m a much bigger fan of his work on film than the small screen!

"When people ask me what my motivation is, I have a simple answer: Money."

--Jerry Reed, on acting

by j.q. higgins on Dec 31, 2008 10:39 AM EST up reply actions  

by which i mean...

"When people ask me what my motivation is, I have a simple answer: Money."

--Jerry Reed, on acting

by j.q. higgins on Dec 31, 2008 10:41 AM EST up reply actions  

i always thought there was something up with her and tony danza, i guess she does like them a little older.

What up?

by snakethejake on Dec 31, 2008 11:02 AM EST up reply actions  

That's fine.

Just proving that the decision-making process of many females is without logic and full of desires for old, scary men.

WHAT ain't no country I ever heard of. Do they speak english in WHAT?

by sickuvitall on Dec 31, 2008 12:24 PM EST up reply actions  

On his skinnier days

I think Brad Penny is kinda cute, in a good old boy sort of way. Meanwhile Tom Glavine looks like someone I’d get to help me with my homework.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Dec 30, 2008 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

The pic of Brad Penny above

Just looks like Larry the Cable Guy helped him get dressed in the morning.

by punkrawka on Dec 31, 2008 9:35 AM EST up reply actions  

hey brad, git-r-done with this outfit.

What up?

by snakethejake on Dec 31, 2008 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Glavine looks like a nice dad

Penny looks like a hunting man

"This world extends way beyond this little field of dreams we're dancing in and I want to see that world"

by exitfare on Jan 1, 2009 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

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