Why Not Milton Bradley?
by Michael18 on Dec 31, 2008 2:11 PM EST
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PrintSure he has anger issues, and may run up the stadium and punch Palmer in the face, but I’d take that risk. He can be a backup in the field, or convert him to first base, or DH. The dude can hit. I remember watching him when he played in double A Harrisburg and hit a grand slam in the pouring down rain in the bottom of the 9th with two outs to win the game by a run. So spit on sexsons feet an get Bradley for gosh sake.
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Milton Bradley huh...
Intriguing. Not a terrible though I suppose.
WHAT ain't no country I ever heard of. Do they speak english in WHAT?
$10mil / year
I’m not sure what done is looking to make but I think I read that WAS offered crazy ass milton bradlely 3 and $30.
Always trust your cape. -Guy Clark
because he's worth a fuck
"I decided to become a basketball fan this year and it’s not working out so well because the Wizards SUUUCK. So then I shifted to hockey. That’s pretty fun except there are a lot of flashing lights and horns and shit at the game."
Honestly last year,
I went to a Rangers game last year and I honestly felt more fear with Milton Bradley up than Josh Hamilton. Every at bat, he hit something on a line whether it was fair or foul. Similar offensive production to Texeira, and I heard somewhere the Blue Jays might be interested but then Ricciardi flat out said they were done spending money this offseason. We’d have a shot at him.
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words—"mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
-Jack Handey
i'd give him two years...
…and then trade him next off-season. The guy can fucking hit.
Librarians are hiding something
injury history
for a rebuilding team doesnt fit…and if he really is in line for a 3 year deal I would have to pass again.
Nobody doubts the man can hit. But he is most likely going to have to DH quite a bit, injury history is terrible (page on the Cubbie board lists all the missed time (it takes the entire page) and there is the makeup issue which I think is fading but I think surrounding him with veterans is a better chemistry play then youngsters.
I admit
it would be entertaining. We’re talking about a guy that doesn’t believe in there being an outer space or dinosaurs having ever existed. He could be the Tom Cruise of baseball. Not that Cruise believes either of those just that I think he’s a crazy motherfucker too.
Always trust your cape. -Guy Clark
actually...
aren’t the examples of crazy to which you refer from carl everett’s crazyfile? i believe that is the reason mr. everett earned the so richly deserved nickname “jurassic carl.”
"When people ask me what my motivation is, I have a simple answer: Money."
--Jerry Reed, on acting
by j.q. higgins on Jan 2, 2009 10:51 AM EST up reply actions
yeah Carl is the dinosaur guy
People made ’em up. Scientists. If you believe in such shit. scoff
"I decided to become a basketball fan this year and it’s not working out so well because the Wizards SUUUCK. So then I shifted to hockey. That’s pretty fun except there are a lot of flashing lights and horns and shit at the game."
by Scott Christ on Jan 2, 2009 12:16 PM EST up reply actions
He don't need no book learnin' unless it's the Good Book.
Dinosaurs? “Didn’t exist.”
Uh, come again?
“God created the sun, the stars, the heavens and the earth, and then made Adam and Eve,” Everett said last Friday, before the Red Sox lost two of three in Atlanta. “The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can’t say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Someone actually saw Adam and Eve. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus rex.”
What about dinosaur bones?
“Made by man,” he says.
From the Land of Pleasant Living...
Darren Daulton is available
Just in case we need a bench coach. That man is the king of baseball crazy.
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
by BirdFanInPhilly on Jan 2, 2009 1:32 PM EST up reply actions
That
just reminded me of the guy that just died that claimed to have pitched a no-hitter(?) on LSD. I can’t remember his name though.
Always trust your cape. -Guy Clark
Dock Ellis
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
by BirdFanInPhilly on Jan 2, 2009 4:48 PM EST up reply actions
I can think of better ways to spend $10M/year
than on a guy who’s averaged 300AB’s a season for his entire career.
At this point in the state of the Orioles, that is.
From the Land of Pleasant Living...
Personal Apology
I would like to personally apologize to Mr. Bradley. It is Crazy Carl “Dinosaur” Everett that denies the existence of Dinosaurs.
Always trust your cape. -Guy Clark
I like talking to myself. So...
looks like the worst thing (besides being an angry person in general and only playing over 100 games three times in his career) is call Jeff Kent a racist. I’m no Jeff Kent apologist so even if it isn’t true I won’t hold that against you Milt.
Always trust your cape. -Guy Clark
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