Rays 10, O's 5: No thanks!

by Scott Christ on Apr 12, 2008 2:20 AM EDT in Post-Game

I left at 5-5. What the hell happened!

Oh. The bullpen shat out. Because the starters can't go deep and Trembley's bullpen management is, shall we say, risque.

James/Jim Johnson is up and Scott Moore goes down. I get it, I guess. Fine. A thirteenth pitcher seems stupid for a spot start, but hey. Hey! Wait! BRANDON FAHEY is still on the team? Mother of God.

This is probably Birdland, guys. I still like this team. They have balls.

There went Baltimo'. Go, go, Godzilla!

We are now on the schneid. Minor league recap in the morning. Too many Old Styles and karaoke, and I need to sleep.

Glad blood-spittin', arm-flailin' Al Reyes could get out of the clink in time to help the Rays.

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i'm also drunk

gin and all that.

no one should care what they do. they're terrible, as expected.

jim t is a bad manager. most of the players are bad. especially the pitchers. ya know.

by pipkin on Apr 12, 2008 4:46 AM EDT reply actions

This is probably Birdland, guys.

What you said.

by drj on Apr 12, 2008 9:11 AM EDT reply actions

NO NO

Birdland is a magical place where this kind of shit doesn't happen!

Right?

Please?

MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC

by spike2131 on Apr 12, 2008 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions

I agree with this

Now that I think about it, Birdland is a place where bullpens don't collapse, Luis Hernandez gets game-winning hits to cap off ninth inning rallies, and so on.

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by Scott Christ on Apr 12, 2008 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions