Luke Scott's Right to Giant Bear Arms..
Luke Scott is a monster. He's undoubtedly going to hit over .400 this year, with an endless supply of home runs, etc. But off the field, he is a little kitten, and needs protection!
When the Baltimore Orioles traded for outfielder Luke Scott, they figured they were adding an offensive weapon, but they probably didn't realize that weapon came with a weapon. Scott recently revealed that he carries a concealed Glock pistol almost everywhere he goes according to a report in the Los Angeles Times.
"We live in an imperfect world," Scott said. "If you have money and fame, you're more of a target to the criminal element. There are people who steal, who murder people for what they have. That's the reality of life. If you're not prepared, it could cost you your life."
Between him and Jamie Walker, you'd think the Orioles have more firepower than the Waco Branch Davidian.
Hell, I could walk by Luke Scott 100 times and not recognize him in real life.
*shrug*
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ok, i still haven't gone through the entire new sb nation system
and i guess this probably should have gone under links/quotes section.
sorry..
by Y Not on Apr 12, 2008 10:03 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Kristen has a photo
of Luke aiming his piece as her avatar. Click on it to see the big version.
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major League
by duck on Apr 12, 2008 10:24 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah
this topic became the cause for much consternation in a Thread Gone Wild before the season started.
Suffice it to say I'm happy Luke is hitting and contributing. He has big straight hair - like me & Al Pacino - so that's an added bonus. Beyond that I hope he doesn't get too into the off field topics during his tenure with the O's.
by Jonny Pops on Apr 12, 2008 11:03 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
His bicycle has a gun rack.
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
by 2632 on Apr 12, 2008 1:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
His coffeemaker has a gun rack.
Why the Hell Not?
by BrianS on Apr 13, 2008 5:55 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Potentially volatile topics are #1
I really enjoyed the thread gone wild from earlier this year re: Luke Scott's guns guns guns, and would be happy to provide my minority opinion (ie supporting Luke) to any future discussions.
by PhilR8 on Apr 13, 2008 1:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Luke Scott has a small penis...
GO!
MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC
by spike2131 on Apr 13, 2008 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and a GIANT pickup truck!!!
Improving the ballclub: Not one of Peter Angelos' concerns.-SC Wed Jan 30, 2008
by dayzd toe on Apr 14, 2008 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's a card carrying member
of the Republican party, who is bitter about his economic status (MLB Minimum) in this country and takes refuge in religion, guns & anti-immigrant sentiment as a result. There. I said it.
by Jonny Pops on Apr 14, 2008 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and...
he sent a big honkin wreath to chuck heston's funeral.
by j.q. higgins on Apr 14, 2008 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and...
serves chicken with RED wine after Labor Day! The horror!
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major League
by duck on Apr 14, 2008 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
though, he does NOT...
wear seer sucker after labor day.
by j.q. higgins on Apr 14, 2008 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he doesn't wear seer sucker at all
to him a "suit" = Body Armor.
by Jonny Pops on Apr 14, 2008 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can't be too carefull
What with the Criminal Element out to get you....
MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC
by spike2131 on Apr 14, 2008 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and why haven't we seen this...

hmmm?
by j.q. higgins on Apr 14, 2008 2:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
that's it! i saw that on a tshirt a while back.. very funny.
the other funny one off the top of my head:
"Jesus Loves You.
Everyone else thinks you're an asshole."
by Y Not on Apr 14, 2008 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

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