ok, so i was at the game. still a little drunk, but it was an eventful evening, so i thought i’d share. we bought the $6 student tickets (even though i’m 31 and should probably just hand my money over for some decent seats.) anyway, we had some crazy people in our section. a few guys were throwing stuff around and apparently some girl threw a couple things (plastic beer bottles and such) over the railing into the lower deck. then yankees fans and o’s fans started screaming at each other. at some point, the police showed up and tried to get the girl who had thrown a bunch of stuff to leave. well, her boyfriend, who had taken his shirt off in response to some heckling earlier, didn’t want that to happen. so he punched the cop and sort of tackled him. three rows in front of me, my wife, and 10 friends from work and it’s an all-out brawl, until the guy gets the taser turned on him. just complete pandemonium. all during this my wife, god bless her, is yelling that the orioles are scoring 2 runs. anyway, so they drag the guy out and he sort of escapes, but one of the cops grabs him and slams him into the concrete. i didn’t see him in person, but apparentely it wasn’t pretty. anyway, half the section in front of us left. what was left were 4 yankee fans, one of whom had dated my friend’s ex girlfriend. so we screwed with them for a while, right up until the one yankee fan STARTED PLAYING TETRIS ON HIS PHONE DURING THE GAME. after that, we just ripped on them mercilessly. tetris during the game? are you f’ing kidding me? anyway, it was a fun night.

instead of following it on MLB.com, I could see that the other teams position their outfielders for Fahey and Luis the way coed softball teams do when girls are batting. Hell, Damon was standing within arm’s reach of ARod at one point.