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Gameday Thread: O's (14-9) @ White Sox (12-10)

Baltimore Orioles at Chicago White Sox, Apr 26, 2008 7:05 PM EDT


Game two of our double-header!

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Today's Starting Pitchers GS IP ERA WHIP BAA BB K W-L
Steve Trachsel - RH 4 20.2 5.23 1.60 .269 12 9 1-3
Mark Buehrle - LH 4 22.2 5.96 1.81 .380 6 11 1-2
  Orioles AB AVG OBP HR RBI
1 Brian Roberts - 2B 89 .258 .337 2 10
2 Melvin Mora - 3B 90 .233 .281 3 10
3 Nick Markakis - RF 77 .312 .459 4 10
4 Kevin Millar - DH 83 .230 .299 3 10
5 Aubrey Huff - 1B 78 .256 .341 3 16
6 Luke Scott - LF 71 .310 .388 1 8
7 Adam Jones - CF 78 .269 .310 1 8
8 Ramon Hernandez - C 64 .188 .225 2 10
9 Eider Torres - SS 0 .000 .000 0 0
  White Sox AB AVG OBP HR RBI
1 Nick Swisher - RF 73 .219 .376 2 5
2 Orlando Cabrera - SS 84 .250 .344 1 5
3 Jim Thome - DH 75 .240 .360 6 18
4 Paul Konerko - 1B 73 .205 .326 3 16
5 AJ Pierzynski - C 69 .319 .365 3 12
6 Carlos Quentin - LF 68 .250 .386 5 18
7 Joe Crede - 3B 79 .278 .326 6 21
8 Brian Anderson - CF 14 .143 .143 0 0
9 Pablo Ozuna - 2B 12 .250 .250 0 1

The White Sox slogan for 2008 is, "Show the passion. Show the swagger." And they make lots of funny jokes in commercials about how Ozzie Guillen curses a bunch. Ha ha ha!

It's so tough and gritty and just downright gamer-y. What a bunch of MEN. (I actually like Ozzie Guillen, particularly because he wanted to beat up the dillweeds that perpetrated the insanely unmanly attack on Craig Biggio's wife. Plus he's just funny. This joke where he starts Juan Uribe is particularly hi-lar.)

Hopefully Steve makes his face for 5 or 6 innings tonight and doesn't get bombed out in short order.

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1st place Baltimore Orioles.

Heh heh heh…

Tim Brown guarantees that the Orioles will fall off… soon.. like, end of April.. He suggests that this roadtrip will be our downfall for the rest of the year, but he thinks we should feel good about ourselves for having done so well to start the season. And again, he says, “Sorry Baltimore. You’ll be done by the end of April.”

It’s on one of the yahoo videos.

by Y Not on Apr 26, 2008 5:42 PM EDT reply actions  

It is the end of April

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yahoo! has the O's at 25 or so

while ESPN has us at 9. Go figure.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've saved some...

...of the “experts” comments saying Baltimore will be done by June. I hope to throw it back in their faces come September.

by Radio236 on Apr 26, 2008 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sox have such an inferiority complex with the Cubs

They’ll never get more press and love than the Cubs, so everyone associated with the team (including fans) seems to overcompensate by being overly aggressive and trying to act all tough. When the Sox and Cubs play interleague, White Sox fans start most of the fights. My friend saw a Sox fan literally fly over two rows of seats, Superman-style, to punch a Cubs fan.

by Cockeysville Rec Council on Apr 26, 2008 5:43 PM EDT reply actions  

poor manners

this mlb vid is funny … some drunk drops an f bomb as quiroz cirled bases earlier today

http://mlb.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?mid=200804262592574

by thewaywardO on Apr 26, 2008 6:26 PM EDT reply actions  

i really want

a detailed account of that incident. i saw the trembley quote but never saw any video

by thewaywardO on Apr 26, 2008 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

No video yet...

...but there’s video of a similar incident last summer at Safeco.

by Radio236 on Apr 26, 2008 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahah

good stuff… cant wait to see what torres does tonight

by semaj2989 on Apr 26, 2008 6:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Glad EI has the O's game on MASN tonight

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

So you get the wit and wisdom of Uncle Jim

and the drunken ramblings of Gary Thorne?

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

And I love every minute of it

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Off Topic

But what the hell does is that “Camden Men Seeking Women” add that just popped up?

by drj on Apr 26, 2008 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

You don't have Adblocker running?

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re getting a POPUP ad?

It’s a Google syndication ad.

by Scott Christ on Apr 26, 2008 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok guys I get

the White Sox hit a lot of HRs. You don’t need to keep repeating it.

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

God do I love when an announcer says "Clogging up the bases"

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 26, 2008 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Baltimore is a great place to pick up some dance moves

A lot of heel work

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, anything with Jazz hands

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 26, 2008 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

As long as it's the other guy's manager, I have no problems with it

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 26, 2008 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

hooray for WGN

I can see the game until 9ish when I leave.

by Scott Christ on Apr 26, 2008 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Yet another fight to cover

or just bein’ a young man in the city? :)

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

a fight in the city?

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Better than not having any

You might need to move … a body someday, and you’ll need those friends.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aubrey Huff:

our gift to the other team

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes!

Luke on 1st!!!

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Nothing like a 2-hour girls softball scrimmage

to prepare me for a Trax start. Geez. My own kid walked the 7 batters she saw…I feel like Rick Kranitz on a night when Aquino is pitching…

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

chances are

she’s better than Aquino

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not today..

but she will be by the end of this season..

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I went to one game Trax started

It will be the last. My ass hurt an hour into the game in about the second inning.

by drj on Apr 26, 2008 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

We played 3.5 innings

in a little over 2 hours. And the other team twice ended their batting with less than 3 outs to help speed things up. :(

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Indians beat the Yankees...

after they walked Hafner to load the bases and to face Victor Martinez. Martinez singled the game winning run.

by Y Not on Apr 26, 2008 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice

Dr. Jones

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Look at that average for Ramon

.188!!!

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

look what I get for the smartass comment

2 RBI double!

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Trapezoid, right?

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

he looks like he's been hanging out at Quizno's

and I don’t mean the other catcher

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Razor!

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 26, 2008 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

even Fahey

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even Jay Gibbons has

...with his absence.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh.

even when it’s in our favor, i can’t stand those fucking comments.

He gone.

AERWHARHAERHDGJHADFKJLAKJRHARHJARKJARKJ FUCK YOU…

by Y Not on Apr 26, 2008 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jorgey juiced one!

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm down with Joe Angel's

You can put this one in the WIN column! We’ll be back with the lovely totals…

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lookeee here! We're scoring RUNS early!

And it was Razor!

OK, Trax, here’s your 2-run lead, cling to it tightly…

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Day game Monday?

WTF?

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

I love day games!

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 26, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love these radio commercials

BANC home loooans
No Points!
No Closing costs!
zero feeeeeeeeeeeees
GUAR an TEEEEEEED!!!!

by Steve. on Apr 26, 2008 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

also,

I will never forget how many pitchers have thrown perfect games

by Steve. on Apr 26, 2008 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brandon and Louis

We are used to it

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 26, 2008 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

god I hate WGN

These doctors are on the cutting edge…...OF COMEDY

by Scott Christ on Apr 26, 2008 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

From Game 1

Brian Burres: “I was just trying to concentrate on what I had to do and keep them from scoring,” Burres said. “We’ve been pretty good about scoring runs, so I was just waiting for us to score.”

I’m not used to a place where an O’s pitcher is confident the team will score runs to help him out. This is a little discombobulating.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Took me a second to figure out a spelling for it...

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

So much for the no-no...

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

I fired up my foot long Cuban Robusto to savor Burres's game of his career

just in time to watch RZA spank in a couple of ribbies…. aahhh…it’s good to be in Birdland

by Bromo on Apr 26, 2008 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

thunderstorm just took out my cable.

this sucks

by getxstoked on Apr 26, 2008 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

O's are up 21-0 in teh 2nd...

OK, maybe not. Trax is taking forever to pitch with a man on 1st and 0 outs.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

23 degrees colder tonight than last night

and supposed to get into the 40s by the end of the game

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Palmer: "When your pitching coach with Tracshel pitching

you’re always on the egde of your seat…” stabbing yourself in the arm with knitting needles to stay awake?

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Sorry, "When YOU'RE pitching ..."

I know better….

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why isn't Crede thrown out?

HE screamed AND pointed.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

I am so glad AJ Perzinnsky is playing

such a gamer.

Also, Peter Schmuck called Adam Loewen a gamer. HAHAHAH

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

A game per month, maybe....

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey

At least it was only one run

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

How did that only score 1?

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

I think dude

thought Scott was going to catch it.

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think Scott ever thought he would

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think Jesus ever played left field

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe the Lord is on vaca

what with this slump and all

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

time to warm up our fucking bullpen.

I’m still… a … trachsel… fan… but really, he makes it hard…

by Y Not on Apr 26, 2008 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Apparently, Steve decided he didn't like a 2-run lead

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Obviously, it's not preferred...

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great job, old man

give them the lead now

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, no, he's not gonna make it THAT easy

He’s gonna make us think he’s still OK to stay in, letting just 1 or 2 runs at a time, until we look up in the 5th and we’re suddenly down by 6.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

2nd time through the lineup

while we’re in the 2nd inning. Not a good sign…

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Sherrill's an option for this game, too, according to Diamond Dave.

Discuss.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Just struck me as odd

to use him twice in the same day, no matter how long the outing. But then again, how often do teams play split double-headers?

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I suppose he is, yes.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

discuss?

well, we might need to throw out every pitcher in our bullpen to cover innings 3-9

by Y Not on Apr 26, 2008 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

jesus christ

Of all the games this series I can actually see, it’s the Steve Trachsel start.

by Scott Christ on Apr 26, 2008 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

My sympathies are with you

As I will be surrendering the TV at 8 p.m. for Harry Potter 4.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Say goodbye

to the tie in the next few minutes

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

ok maybe not

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

lord

White Sox broadcasts are everything I hate about sports commentary, but I love their insanity, too. He got 85 RBI last season for a reason. The clutch!!

by Scott Christ on Apr 26, 2008 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes it could

Remember Mike “The Human Rain Delay” Hargrove when he still played?

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I forget, I'm old

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just humor me

when I make early ‘80s cultural references, then, OK?

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I never took that as hyperbole.

I took at as a truthful statement, and entirely plausible.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

veteran presence?

what’s the point of a veteran arm when he can’t preserve a lead and doesn’t save the bullpen?

by brooklynlovesorioles on Apr 26, 2008 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey look

it’s Anita Marks. She’s partial to doubles.

Fill in the blanks.

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

And screams during her commercials.

A 40-year-old blonde screaming at me is NOT going to make me buy lottery tickers.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey duck

she’s sassy

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meh.

Still partial to Amber.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who wouldn't be?

Anita Marks is Amber from the trailer park

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now THAt might be an effective advertising campaign

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

then I’d let myself play

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well doesn't that just suck

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

compared to trax

Buehrle looks like he’s pitching in fast forward

by brooklynlovesorioles on Apr 26, 2008 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Markakis needs to stop walking

and clogging up the bases

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

*points to sig*

Nick Markakis: The Actual Greek God of Walks

by wickedwitch on Apr 26, 2008 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm out

Time for Harry Potter. It’s a family thing.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Read all 7

and my daughter through 5, so we’ve been enjoying ABC showing each of the movies for teh last month.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anita Marks

Discuss.

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

She's the Lita Ford

of the Locker Room.

And is she packing somethin’ in that pic?

by Jonny Pops on Apr 26, 2008 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kiss Me Deadly

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can I tell you

that Lita Ford wasn’t

a) that cute

OR

b) that good a guitarist.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dr. Metal has spoken

how’s Harry Potter?

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, Dumbledore's still alive in this one...

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

looks better wearing #8 that Ripken?

"My ma urged me to get out of this game. When I was a kid, she pleaded with me. And I meant to, you know what I mean? But she died." - Pop Fisher, The Natural

by typozzz on Apr 26, 2008 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

These White Sox announcers

are some petty motherfuckers. Christ, they sound like the YES guys with all the bitching about strike & balls and out calls. Oy vey.

by Jonny Pops on Apr 26, 2008 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Hawk

and Hawkisms

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF just happened?

Nick Markakis: The Actual Greek God of Walks

by wickedwitch on Apr 26, 2008 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Come the fuck on, Steve

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

WHY DON'T YOU JUST

VERY SLOWLY WALK EVERY FUCKING BATTER YOU FACE?????

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

I figure....

3 hour movie, I’ll be back somewhere in the bottom of the 6th, with Trax only having 1 out and 2 on

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

DR. J0NES!!!!!!

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Guys

the souvenir shop is upstairs

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Look at Huff lumber down to first

He runs like a man that really loves the horseshit town of Baltimore

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

CHARGE THE MOUND

JESUS BOY!!

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

2 on 0 out?

Do we dare score a run?

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Dr. Jones

get a HR and become the MASN Player of the Game

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF?

These fucking ChiSox announcers just went on for 5 minutes about how that wasn’t Buerhle’s fault that he threw the ball inside and hit Scott – it was Scott who got himself hit by the pitch.

by Jonny Pops on Apr 26, 2008 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

I know Palmer answers those AFLAC trivia

questions pretty quickly and all, but man, he had the answer before Gary even finished asking it, and how the hell did he not remember Caly Buchholz?

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Goodbye tie score

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

So much for that

Look impressive on ESPN Gameday…

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

it was already 3-2

Nick Markakis: The Actual Greek God of Walks

by wickedwitch on Apr 26, 2008 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

I like 5-2 less than I like 3-2

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh look

it’s a real pitcher

Nick Markakis: The Actual Greek God of Walks

by wickedwitch on Apr 26, 2008 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

oh my god

I power napped and we’re in the 5th fucking inning?

by Scott Christ on Apr 26, 2008 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Ask yourself a question

Who started this game for the O’s?

You’re lucky we’re already in the 5th – game’s almost 2 hours old.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I... still like .. Trachsel..

but I have a feeling he’s gone in a month.

by Y Not on Apr 26, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Siddown.

Don’t bother gettin back up, either.

by Y Not on Apr 26, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

NICE!!

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

That'll work

Now get 2 more before they score again…

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

buehrle's probably gone after this inning..

how’s chicago’s bullpen? hopefully they’re as good as seattle’s..

by Y Not on Apr 26, 2008 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

That girl is SASSY

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

J Johnson

Something has clicked into place. Let’s hope it stays.

by drj on Apr 26, 2008 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

i remember him pitching the last 2 years for us..

i had a big ”?” over my head…

“And why exactly did we call him up…?”

by Y Not on Apr 26, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man

they are like the Beverly Hillbillies

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can he be much worse

than Luis Luis and Lil’ Brother?

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by duck on Apr 26, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do these loser ChiSox fans

really sing Na-Na-Na-Na… every time a pitching change is made?

by Jonny Pops on Apr 26, 2008 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

they are gritty on the South Side of Chicago

these are real fans, gamers.

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy smokes...

that was the best case scenario.

AND we hit Thome.

Okay, I feel bad.. I have no beef with Thome.

by Y Not on Apr 26, 2008 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Is Jonny Gomes around?

to collect that ball

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

NICE

B-RO!!

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

triple!

History is best forgotten, even better rewritten
Since we can't forget it, lets remember it different ~ John Rueben

by Aldoran on Apr 26, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

look at Mora NOT BUNTING!!

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Look at Mora

actually contributing in a clutch situation

by wscott on Apr 26, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

TIE BALL GAME, bitches!

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

mlb.tv delay ftl

History is best forgotten, even better rewritten
Since we can't forget it, lets remember it different ~ John Rueben

by Aldoran on Apr 26, 2008 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

So when are we all going to

CHARLESTOWN RACES & SLOTS?

Apparently West Virginia is WILD AND WONDERFUL

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Come to West Virginia and piss away your quarters!

... I’ll pass.

MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC

by spike2131 on Apr 26, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

BUTTTTTT

the commercial makes it look so fun!

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

let's vent

Let’s vent!

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

walks really... irritate me

History is best forgotten, even better rewritten
Since we can't forget it, lets remember it different ~ John Rueben

by Aldoran on Apr 26, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF

are these Chi announcers talking about?

by Jonny Pops on Apr 26, 2008 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Dude

find the fucking strike zone

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Here's where we put the game away

and ESPN ignores us again.
That’s how we want it. To sneak under the radar all the way to October.
This really has been an unbelievable, but great, run for the Orioles.

by Lothar on Apr 26, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

tampa bay just took the lead

come on O’s. put this one away now.

by drj on Apr 26, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Red Sox...

One out away from losing.

by Radio236 on Apr 26, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Luuuuukkkkeee!!!!1!!

MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC

by spike2131 on Apr 26, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

D-Rays

defeat the Red Sox. 2-1.

by Radio236 on Apr 26, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Sox lose :)

History is best forgotten, even better rewritten
Since we can't forget it, lets remember it different ~ John Rueben

by Aldoran on Apr 26, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

hey all

ray rice to the ravens? awesome. theres a new bmore jersey in my future. now i have more of a reason for the ravens to be my 2nd team.

btw, go o’s! god i want this game soooo badly.

by daveh873 on Apr 26, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

that's sort of gay of you

but also true

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

ouch

not that there’s anything wrong with that.

by Steve. on Apr 26, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, there is not

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not this fucking commercial again

I have it memorized

GUYS THE SOUVENIR SHOP IS UPSTAIRS

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

It's so adorable....

Dumbass fans smelling jockey shorts and all..those scamps

by Bromo on Apr 26, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's Assbeard!

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Luis Luis & Cult Jam

with the single!

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

who made Roberts bunt?!?

Nick Markakis: The Actual Greek God of Walks

by wickedwitch on Apr 26, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Mora

after regaling him with stories of the playoffs

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck

Fucking goddamn bunting…

by Jonny Pops on Apr 26, 2008 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Luis to 3rd on a single?

Good job!

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

My bad

Didn’t see the steal on Gameday

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right ChiSox announcers

it’s all the fucking bat’s fault now. Goddamn crybabies.

by Jonny Pops on Apr 26, 2008 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

WAH WAH WAH

they don’t want to pitch to Markakis

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Would you with Millar behind him?

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh damn

It’s AUDREY

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

ok, Huff...

... don’t be a dillweed.

MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC

by spike2131 on Apr 26, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

millar

best cleanup hitter in the game.

by Y Not on Apr 26, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, in THIS game

considering Konerko is batting .197

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks asshole

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Millar and Huff...

...I cordially invite you both to eat a giant bowl of dick.

"Might as well just win this game." - Adam Jones, 4/17/2008

Adam Jones is the tits.

by KenDixonFanClub on Apr 26, 2008 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

walker in.

usually that makes me feel good. not so much lately. STILL LOVE YA MAN!

by Y Not on Apr 26, 2008 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Walker is pitching

I don’t even want to say what I am thinking

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

it's what we're all thinking.

"Might as well just win this game." - Adam Jones, 4/17/2008

Adam Jones is the tits.

by KenDixonFanClub on Apr 26, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are we putting the entire bullpen in tonight?

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

It Is for 1st place..

a historic moment in O’s history….at least in the 21st century

by Bromo on Apr 26, 2008 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

come on DP

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

By the power of RANDOR!

He better get out of this unscathed.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I'd be really happy

to see Cry Baby Crede go 0-4 today.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

HAPPY BDAY CREDE!!!

What kind of tool brings a sign like that to the park?

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 26, 2008 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck

MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC

by spike2131 on Apr 26, 2008 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Well hell, that sucked.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 26, 2008 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Crap.

I guess I’ll take a split for today.

by getxstoked on Apr 26, 2008 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

But remember, Randor backwards is, I dunno, Rodnar, I guess. Sounds more dignified.

And dignity is Birdland, ‘cause we’re, ahem, Still in First Place, thx to the fabulous to-Sawx-lunch-handing Debbil Rayz, no longer Debbils, but Raying all over the parade of Pink Hat Nation down there at Tropicana Field, aka Fenway South South.

Guts tonight, and I get to watch AGAIN!

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on Apr 27, 2008 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

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