White Sox 6, O's 5: Ran-dooooor!

I'm pretty drunk.

Karaoke songs for tonight: "Bring it on Home to Me" in the style of Wilson Pickett (they don't have Sam Cooke's), "Man in Black" in the style of Johnny Cash, "Faith" in the style of George Michael, "Brown Eyed Girl" in the style of Van Morrison, "Jump Jive n' Wail" in the style of The Brian Setzer Orchestra, "Talk Dirty to Me" in the style of Poison

And mad help on "Don't Stop Believin'" in the style of Journey and "Bohemian Rhapsody" in the style of Queen.

I did catch the end of the game since it was on WGN at the bar, and the Anderson single went through, and the White Sox fans all said, "Yaaay!" and I was the only one who said, "Aw balls."

'CAUSE BABY WE'LL BE

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