Barry Zito is so God awful that he's been sent to the bullpen, in year number two of a seven-year, $119 million deal.
Zito's 2007 wasn't quite as bad as people made it out to be from a black-and-white perspective, though he was grossly overpaid. But this year? 0-6, 7.53 ERA, 1.95 WHIP, batters are hitting .336 off of him, he's walking more than he strikes out. Dude looks as cooked as a 30-year old pitcher can.