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Tampa Bay Rays at Baltimore Orioles, Apr 29, 2008 7:05 PM EDT


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  Today's Starting Pitchers GS IP ERA WHIP BAA BB K W-L
Jason Hammel - RH 4 25.0 4.32 1.24 .240 8 15 2-1
Garrett Olson - LH (2007 Stats) 7 32.1 7.79 2.16 .326 28 28 1-3

THE BATTLE FOR FIRST PLACE BEGINS! 7:05 on MASN2. BE THERE.

Garrett Olson is up from Norfolk to make today's start with Adam Loewen on the DL, and I'm pretty OK with that. I don't want Loewen to be on the DL, but I will say that I think Olson at this point is probably a better pitcher. Which doesn't mean he'll be any good. He was rocked pretty hard last season when he got called up, but his strikeout rate was encouraging if nothing else. And really, there was nothing else.

Olson was dominating at Norfolk (1.85/1.36, 25 K in five starts), so hopefully he'll just come in and throw strikes and not be overwhelmed by what is sure to be a rollicking crowd at the Yard tonight. This three-game series with Tampa Bay is the last time the O's will play at home until May 13.

Hammel is a big guy (6'6", 220) and went to Treasure Valley Community College, and the fine numbers he's putting up this season are the first time he's done so in the majors. He was socked around much like Olson was last season in both 2006 (7.77/1.86) and 2007 (6.14/1.65). He's always done well at Triple-A, but so have a lot of guys. He's not a big strikeout pitcher despite his size and decent stuff.

Note below that the D-Rays are pretty strong 3-through-8 tonight. Hinske has raked when he's been in this year, and they're hitting him eighth while Iwamura and Crawford fail to get on for Upton, Pena, Longoria and lefty-killer Gomes.

 

  Rays AB AVG OBP HR RBI
1 Akinori Iwamura - 2B 98 .214 .291 1 5
2 Carl Crawford - LF 110 .300 .310 2 13
3 BJ Upton - CF 90 .289 .383 2 18
4 Carlos Pena - 1B 80 .200 .340 6 13
5 Evan Longoria - 3B 48 .271 .379 3 10
6 Jonny Gomes - DH 49 .265 .373 2 8
7 Dioner Navarro - C 27 .370 .414 0 4
8 Eric Hinske - RF 68 .294 .377 5 13
9 Jason Bartlett - SS 82 .207 .244 0 6
  Orioles AB AVG OBP HR RBI
1 Brian Roberts - 2B 101 .267 .348 3 12
2 Melvin Mora - 3B 102 .245 .294 3 12
3 Nick Markakis - RF 89 .292 .438 4 10
4 Kevin Millar - 1B 96 .219 .283 4 11
5 Aubrey Huff - DH 90 .244 .327 4 17
6 Luke Scott - LF 81 .309 .391 1 8
7 Adam Jones - CF 89 .258 .302 1 8
8 Ramon Hernandez - C 74 .189 .222 3 13
9 Luis Hernandez - SS 45 .222 .302 0 3

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The toughest division in baseball

Is on the line. These games have big implications for September too.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on Apr 29, 2008 5:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

one thing to be said...

maybe olson can put it together? johnson putting together the slightest semblance of a decent outing was a revelation in comparison to what he had shown previously, but his string of solid performances has been a nice story thus far.

ronnie's a dillweed.

by j.q. higgins on Apr 29, 2008 5:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I am very nervous about Olson

hopefully he is not a dillweed tonight

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 29, 2008 6:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

np. didn't zknower say he has faith in him this year?

Doesn’t that guarantee a decent outing about 75% of the time now?

Whatever, I bet you’re not nearly as nervous as Olson.

by drj on Apr 29, 2008 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

let's hope not!

wasn’t that his problem last year?

ronnie's a dillweed.

by j.q. higgins on Apr 29, 2008 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice

1…2…3

I've got two nickels and a paradigm. - RWH

by BPinOK on Apr 29, 2008 7:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Olson = future star

Yes, this means I will also overreact when things go badly.

by dkdc on Apr 29, 2008 7:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

TB's pitcher coming unglued

unfortunately, with 2 outs. I’d like to think we get ONE run out of this…

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Luuuuuuuke

Time to bust out of your slump.

by dkdc on Apr 29, 2008 7:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

c'mon

luuuuuke

I've got two nickels and a paradigm. - RWH

by BPinOK on Apr 29, 2008 7:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Luke, don't bail him out

TAKE THE WALK

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey all

Good to see Olson back up and pitching…seems like he coulda been in the rotation to start the year. Hopefully this signals the end of Steve Trachsel?

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 7:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nope

Just the end of Adam Loewen

by dkdc on Apr 29, 2008 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Loewen

did they release the results of his MRI?

I've got two nickels and a paradigm. - RWH

by BPinOK on Apr 29, 2008 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, and they're doing a bone scan, too

Nothing released until he sees Dr. James Andrews, who did the surgery.

This ain’t gonna be good news, people, unless you don’t want to see Adam pitch for the O’s again.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Roch Says
Adam Loewen is undergoing a bone scan, so the Orioles don’t have any updates on his condition. They’ll gather the results of the bone scan, CT scan and MRI and consult with Dr. James Andrews, who performed the surgery on Loewen.

We do know this much: Loewen won’t be ready after his 15 days are up.

He’ll be gone for a while, if not the season.

by dkdc on Apr 29, 2008 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was under the impression

he was already dead.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope

We still need a permanent replacement for Loewen, who will be more than 15 days.

1) Guts
2) Danny Cabs
3) Trax
4) Burres
5) Olson?

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't see why Olson'd get

sent back down. Seems like he probably got the boost he needed pitching well at AAA, so the O’s should plug him in and see what they’ve got.

Trax, hopefully for y’all, will hurt himself and be replaced by…Liz? Maybe?

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My hope is...

Trax has about 4 decent to good starts and we trade him AGAIN.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That

would be awesome

I've got two nickels and a paradigm. - RWH

by BPinOK on Apr 29, 2008 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Please don't let him become a Royal... :P

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alex Gordon

for Trax straight up!!! :)

I've got two nickels and a paradigm. - RWH

by BPinOK on Apr 29, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Please no!

Of course, seriously Moore isn’t dumb, so he won’t trade for Trachsel. I’d just kind of have nightmares if the Trashman found his way onto another team I follow if he left the O’s.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

To tell you how much attention I've paid to the Royals...

I’ll have to google his name just to see what position he plays.

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by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's easy to recognize him, duck.

He’s the one who’s hitting the ball out of the infield (well, other than Dejesus).

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Got it.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think we should try Anita Marks

She’s sassy and plays baseball and football

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 29, 2008 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dammit

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

bad

form

I've got two nickels and a paradigm. - RWH

by BPinOK on Apr 29, 2008 7:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Angel Hernandez ain't giving the low strike tonight

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So far, so good.

3-2 curve in the zone for a grounder. Sweet.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thumbs Up

The Orioles now have two starters who can throw a breaking pitch for a strike.

by dkdc on Apr 29, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Very Nice

Olson really can’t afford to walk any lefties.

He’s dominated them in the minors.

by dkdc on Apr 29, 2008 7:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm liking what I'm seeing so far

This ain’t your daddy’s Rays, and he’s getting his stuff over.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I am REALLY liking what Olson's doing tonight.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This isn't really my thing...

but Olson seems like he could be Birdland.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 7:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nicely done.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gary, Gary, Gary

Adam Jones is the new Mookie Wilson?

Really, that’s what you got?

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

3 Drinks Thorne in full effect...

“You can read the Preamble to the Constitution waiting for this one to come down…”

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If only I had it on hand, Gary

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You mean you can sing it from memory?

Too young for Schoolhouse Rock, huh?

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

CAN'T

Wish I could type…

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

conjuction

junction…

I've got two nickels and a paradigm. - RWH

by BPinOK on Apr 29, 2008 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was more down with

3 is a Magic Number and Mister Twelvetoes….

Find a copy of Schoohouse Rock Rocks! Moby, Better than Ezra, and some bands I never heard of doing covers of some of those songs. Some amazing stuff on there.

Except Pavement. Because their song SUCKED.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In case anyone cares

“Schoolhouse Rocky” – Bob Dorough and Friends
“I’m Just A Bill” – Deluxx Folk Implosion
“Three is the Magic Number” – Blind Melon
“Conjunction Junction” – Better Than Ezra
“Electricity, Electricity” – Goodness
“No More Kings” – Pavement
“The Shot Heard ‘Round the World” – Ween
“My Hero, Zero” – The Lemonheads
“The Energy Blues” – Biz Markie
“Verb: That’s What’s Happening” – Moby
“Little Twelvetoes” – Chavez
“Interplanet Janet” – Man or Astro-man?
“Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, Get Your Adverbs Here” – Buffalo Tom
“Unpack Your Adjectives” – Daniel Johnston
“The Tale of Mr. Morton” – Skee-Lo

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

my wife has that CD

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

22 in October

you’re quite the oldtimer compared to me, oldtimer. :P

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

40 in July

thankyouverymuch

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So this will make 5 LOB, right?

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HEY MORA

TRY NOT TO BE USELESS

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 29, 2008 7:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

oh, shit!

You’re Melvin Mora???

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

NOIIIIIICE

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 29, 2008 7:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow, an actual RBI?

And go Nicky MarKICKASS!

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Pile it on! Pile it on!

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

NICKY FUCKING MARKAKIS

IS BIRDLAND

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 29, 2008 7:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, whatsisfacefrommajorleague!

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 7:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I know this is the other team and all

but that was a GREAT catch by Hinske

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 29, 2008 7:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, it was

Damn thief. Stole RoY from Jorge Julio, too.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where is Julio?

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not here

which is the timportant part.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually, Cleveland

according to ESPN

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not possible, I can't believe it

HOW is he still in the majors?

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A ballboy with a BALD SPOT

is NOT Birdland, no matter how good the play was.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Beatles wig! Beatles wig! Beatles wig!

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he should be playing SS

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Looks older than Fahey

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Olson looks sort of good tonight

still skeptical though

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 29, 2008 7:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Eric Hinske

is OPSing nigh 1000. Captain Regression will get him.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 7:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Or Father Time

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by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Both at once

that’d be rough.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now Palmer's blaming Ramon

for Olson walking him.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

But...isn't Ramon in great shape?

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, trapezoid

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by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Palmer is PISSED.

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 7:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

We're getting outmanaged by the RAYS

And I hate to agree with Palmer, but Nick should have hit the cut-off man

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

or the cutoff man should have stopped the ball

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That, too

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK, Olson, get out of this jam

and I’ll believe

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Not satisfactory

Not at all

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well I'll be damned

That’ll work. Now get the 3rd out.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

"Stop trying to be perfect"

Listen to your manager!

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BIG-TIME strikeout.

To get Crawford and Upton is a pretty big deal, there.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YEAH OLSON

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 7:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Olson IS Birdland

Just sayin’.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Way to get out of it, Garrett!

He had me worried there for a second.

by Stacey on Apr 29, 2008 8:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

YAY AMBER!

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Beast...

Thy name is Olson.

by PWubbs on Apr 29, 2008 8:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It's the 3rd inning

Let’s wait until at least the 6th

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by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and Jim knows that about Amber how?

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 8:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh please

You just know Amber’s ordered his room service before…

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Way to go Walkman

Now punch the ump in his vagina

by Bromo on Apr 29, 2008 8:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You know what's REALLY hilarious?

Insulting men by giving them female attributes.

by Stacey on Apr 29, 2008 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You tell him, girl!

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Now go away

or I will taunt you a second time!”

Always a winner….

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"I blow my nost at you, you silly english kaaaa-niggits!"

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nose

a “nost” isn’t really a thing.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like I'm going to bust

on anyone else’s typing.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

kaaaa-niggits

lol.. a true scholar

by Bromo on Apr 29, 2008 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your mother was a hamster

and your father smelled of elderberries!

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is Hammel all over the place,

or does the ump suck?

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Adam Jones, son !

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

9 baserunners, 2 runs

This is Birdland.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Eventually Hammel's luck will run dry

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not with our shitty baserunning

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by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh, Adam?

What the fuck? KEEP RUNNING.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WHAT THE FUCK, ADAM?

by getxstoked on Apr 29, 2008 8:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HEY GUYS

I’m drunk. And my love for garrett olson is rewarded BUT OMG WHAT WAS THAT WHAT

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 8:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Mendozza line!

Nick Markakis: The Actual Greek God of Walks

by wickedwitch on Apr 29, 2008 8:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hmm

Adam Cust?

by PWubbs on Apr 29, 2008 8:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I love Adam

and I’m glad that he’s here. But he has got to get his base running skills straightened out!

by Stacey on Apr 29, 2008 8:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And now Hammel's out

and there will be a compentant pitcher brought in.

We should be up 5-0 at least.

Apparently, Adam fell down, Jack Cust style. Didn’t Cust fall down twice going home?

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

JP Howell = rather incompetent

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, that's going for us

Which is nice.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Of course,

Luis Hernandez = teh suck, so there you go.

Howell was one of the seemingly endless failed Royals pitching prospects under the Baird administration. He went to Tampa for Joey Gathright. Always had goo minor league numbers, but not enough of a fastball to set up his very good curve.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So, he fell down. How did that not happen to anyone yesterday, is my question…

by getxstoked on Apr 29, 2008 8:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well wasn't that nice

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 8:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bullshit

I am mad at you Adam Jones

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 29, 2008 8:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It could easily easily be 6-0 right now.

If Adam hadn’t tried to extinguish the fire and Hinske hadn’t made that catch we have three more runs.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on Apr 29, 2008 8:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, Hinske can be expected to make the catch

but Adam is expected to make it home without takinjg a header 20 feet away from the plate

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah I'm not gonna get on Adam

If it was a close game I might but he is exceeding expectations as far as I am concerned and Olson is on his game while we are in their bullpen in the 3rd.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on Apr 29, 2008 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's definitely Birdland

No runaway wins in Birdland son!

by Bromo on Apr 29, 2008 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahahahahha

SALTY HAM MUNCHIES
GET IT? SALTY HAM MUNCHIES ITS SOUNDS LIKE HIS NAME.

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 8:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Adam

really did bust his ass…he was at full tilt and the turf monster got him

I've got two nickels and a paradigm. - RWH

by BPinOK on Apr 29, 2008 8:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I didn't see Adam fall

the first time. I’m on mlb.tv and it had decided to be choppy at that moment. I only saw Adam get thrown out by a mile. Now that I’ve seen the replay I retract my complaint about him. For now. I still think he needs to learn to run the bases better in general.

by Stacey on Apr 29, 2008 8:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I shall be a Nick Markakis tshirt night

And if I miss my tshirt because of all the Red Sox fans getting there before me I will be mightily pissed.

by Stacey on Apr 29, 2008 8:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I recommend getting there five hours early

Red Sox fans are quite annoying.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn Olson is good tonight

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

sit down Eva

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 8:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Great K

on Eva Longoria

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 29, 2008 8:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Helluva game to watch,

Longoria.

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by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

GARRETT OLSON

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 8:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yes very good he is pitching

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

3-0

counts…all part of the master plan

I've got two nickels and a paradigm. - RWH

by BPinOK on Apr 29, 2008 8:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Sucks them into complacency...

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

this is making my night better. my god. since when do the orioles make sad thing happy.

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 8:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

make sad thing happy?

Whatcha drinking this evening?

by Stacey on Apr 29, 2008 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

VODKA AND TEQUILA

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Together?

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

2 vodka martinis. now tequila on the rocks. also, a relationship on the rocks. hah. clever.

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry to hear that

There ARE 3 billion other guys out there. And some even know English!

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

this one might be a terrorist. so there's that.

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok, put the drink down and put that statement in context...

I’m listening…

(Doing my best Frasier Crane impersonation)

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's a citizen of the Axis of Evil.

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's a Yankees fan?

Got it. Seriously, though? I mean, like it’s playing out like the first five episodes minutes of a season of 24?

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I WOULD NEVER DATE A YANKEES FAN

No, no, no. Iran. Not “Yankee Universe”. Fuck that shit.

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's more acceptable than a MFY fan

Well, good luck on your “24” scenario. Hopefully no Jack Bauers will be needed.

And there are decent guys out there, and not all of them are married.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have not understood a single word of this conversation

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on Apr 29, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you're one of the lucky ones.

get drunk and upset. it’ll make perfect sense.

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey,

at least the O’s are winning? :)

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm neither

and yet it did make sense.

Is that a bad sign?

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Probably

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on Apr 29, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Probably just a sign

I’ve been married for 16 years

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

CAPITAL LETTER MIX?

You know what they say about drinking capital letter alkyhall… :P

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Order me one...

Had to do grades today, and 18 kids are failing 4th marking period out of 100. Why do 9th graders make their lives so hard?

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because 9th grade is about fitting into

a shitty social scene, not grades.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess

It’s not like my class is rocket science. I make it pretty damn hard to fail and these kids manage to anyway.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do you teach at a public school?

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, hate to say it, but that explains it for me

no matter how good a teacher is at a public school (and I’m sure you’re great), there are always kids who are there so they can drop out or don’t really care about anything but scraping by so they’ll have a high school diploma. Then, you have the fact that public school social…um…settings really aren’t good for young people from I can see. I don’t mean the classes themselves, I mean the whole let’s-start-boozing-in-middle-so-we-can-be-popular-in-high-school dynamic. Maybe that’s not it at the school you teach, but at my school there were some smart kids who screwed up (to various degrees) because they would rather get sucked into acting like a sheep than become a well-rounded person…high school is a tough time for people who don’t have a good idea of who they are, and the thing is most of them don’t.

One future pyschologists overwordy opinion.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

start boozing in middle school

so many kids have family situations that suck too, so it matters the world to them to do whatever they feel “expresses themselves” in their social scene.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Private School is worse

WIth the let’s-start-abusing-prescription-drugs-in-middle-so-we-can-be-popular-in-high-school dynamic.

by dkdc on Apr 29, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Debatable

I haven’t ever gone to a private school, myself, so I couldn’t tell you from any personal experience. I have had that even really good private high school have the problem you’re talking about.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

private schools

tend to have much worse drug problems than public schools. due to the fact that they can afford the drugs/alcohol

by Pack Man on Apr 29, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's not that I dumb down the content

it’s that I’m constantly on them to turn in their work and I make sure they know what’s on my tests days in advance. There are NO surprises in my class – I even give little checklists for what assignments kids owe me 2 days before they hand them in.

And 20% of them can’t be bothered.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

See above

and yeah, I didn’t assume you dumbed it down.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Groundout on 3-0?

Gomes must’ve loved that pitch.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Brian, please

STOP BATTING RIGHT-HANDED.

That is all.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

THIRDED

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't

think Gomes has met a pitch he doesn’t like

I've got two nickels and a paradigm. - RWH

by BPinOK on Apr 29, 2008 8:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ok kids

Off to watch American Idol. Hold down the fort.

Go O’s!

by Stacey on Apr 29, 2008 8:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

My kids have forgotten

and I’m not reminding them.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BOOOOOO

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If I were Diamond Dave

I would send Luis up there and make him take EVERY pitch just to se if this ump calls anything a strike

by Bromo on Apr 29, 2008 8:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

leadoff walk....thats nice

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by Oriole on Apr 29, 2008 8:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Mora's

love for bad first pitches really makes me angry

I've got two nickels and a paradigm. - RWH

by BPinOK on Apr 29, 2008 8:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Completely off topic...

but today’s sappy sports story.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Mascara and Monsters and...Kevbo

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

man kevbo has not been cutting it batting cleanup this year.

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 8:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

"I'm Derek Jeter,

and I can’t slug .400 anymore.”

Cry some more, baby.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can live without it.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, seriously, I'm good without seeing that.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol ... science. What a joke.

Show me where it says that in the BIBLE.. then you’ve got me.

by Y Not on Apr 29, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

dude look at my picture ....

I’M JESUS CHRIST!!!

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK, not liking this

That’s 2 walks, no outs this inning, Brian. We’d rather see 2 outs and no walks. Try that again.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well,

time for Olson to get a DP.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Anita Marks likes doubles

and double plays

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 29, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

so, what you're sayin' is...

Anita Marks likes DP?

Improving the ballclub: Not one of Peter Angelos' concerns.-SC Wed Jan 30, 2008

by dayzd toe on Apr 30, 2008 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

are control problems a prerequisite

to pitch for the O’s? He seems to be getting through it, but still.

by Pack Man on Apr 29, 2008 8:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Doesn't look rattled

and worried about just the batter with 2 outs. Good sign.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

all right....he got out of it

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by Oriole on Apr 29, 2008 8:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

all right....he got out of it

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by Oriole on Apr 29, 2008 8:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

all right...i'm stupid

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by Oriole on Apr 29, 2008 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So nice....

you posted twice?

:)

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice

78 pitches through 5.

I bet Trembley yanks him early though.

by dkdc on Apr 29, 2008 8:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He

threw 41 on Saturday…we’ll see

I've got two nickels and a paradigm. - RWH

by BPinOK on Apr 29, 2008 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Boy was I wrong

I’m guessing Trembley doesn’t know about the 41 pitches on Saturday.

by dkdc on Apr 29, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kurt Birkins is a Ray..

forgot about that

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by Oriole on Apr 29, 2008 8:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

alright luke time to get back on track

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 8:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

of course it was Steve Carlton

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 8:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What was the first pitch that Howell threw to AJ

Gameday didn’t give it a name and it looked funny

by wscott on Apr 29, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i think it was a slder? maybe dunno.

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's a Howellball

Neither fast nor breaking nor a changeup. See also: straightball.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

meat

he threw the meat…is just about hte middle of the plate

I've got two nickels and a paradigm. - RWH

by BPinOK on Apr 29, 2008 8:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn, Millar might not be able to hit

but he sure can still field!

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

JUST as I post that!

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know...

sometimes Millar looks like a real life major league first baseman

I've got two nickels and a paradigm. - RWH

by BPinOK on Apr 29, 2008 8:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wasn't it just

a couple of years ago they wouldn’t play him at 1B b/c he couldn’t field?

I've got two nickels and a paradigm. - RWH

by BPinOK on Apr 29, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

you can tell Millar has been mentoring Adam Jones.

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

In the art

of what?

I've got two nickels and a paradigm. - RWH

by BPinOK on Apr 29, 2008 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

falling down

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

FALLING DOWN

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pretty good movie

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was goona post this

BUt saw 3 other people posted the same two words

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

heh, awesome

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

When did I become the bad guy?

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he does fall down a lot. really. kind of a lot.

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's funny

Doug Minky came to Boston in 2004…and everyone wet themselves with how much of a “defensive upgrade” he was. I never saw it.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

falling down?

Nick Markakis: The Actual Greek God of Walks

by wickedwitch on Apr 29, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe Gary should mentor them both

Steady their legs with a couple of Sambucas

by Bromo on Apr 29, 2008 8:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

fat old Millar

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 29, 2008 8:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

don't lie Gary

they are mother/daughter

I've got two nickels and a paradigm. - RWH

by BPinOK on Apr 29, 2008 8:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Gomes

Scares me here

by dkdc on Apr 29, 2008 8:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

gomes is a weenie.

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'd love a double play here

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by Oriole on Apr 29, 2008 8:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Gomes looks like a Methhead

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Where's SC tonight?

C’mon Olson, dodge this bullet…

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

killer

pick off

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 29, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow, what a gun by Razor!

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Razor

is the best catcher EVER

I've got two nickels and a paradigm. - RWH

by BPinOK on Apr 29, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ok...

he looks good tonight

I've got two nickels and a paradigm. - RWH

by BPinOK on Apr 29, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he should...

he’s in the best shapeof his life.

ronnie's a dillweed.

by j.q. higgins on Apr 29, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Trapezoid!

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rhombus!

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

how about...

a rhomba-icossated dodecahedron?

ronnie's a dillweed.

by j.q. higgins on Apr 29, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What the hell is THAT?

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My faces are many,

my sides are not few,
I’m the dodecahedron,
and who are you?

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sorry...

rhombic icosidodecahedron!

ronnie's a dillweed.

by j.q. higgins on Apr 29, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Phantom Tollbooth

is Birdland!

You can't fix stupid. Stupid is forever.

by sluggo 2.0 on Apr 29, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

RAHHHHMON RAMON RAMON RAMON

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i about pooped myself

figured that throw would end up in the outfield

by bjtylerx on Apr 29, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He has actually

cut down on his throws into LF, CF, RF, LCF, RCF, RFdugout, LFdugout,etc.

I've got two nickels and a paradigm. - RWH

by BPinOK on Apr 29, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, Ramon didn't throw it in the outfield....

good job

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by Oriole on Apr 29, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

RAZOR'S STILL GOT IT MOTHERFUCKERS.

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 8:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

On occassion, yes he does.

Keep drinking, by the way…

And to kill time while drinking…

CMT’s 40 Greatest Drinking Songs

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes, i will keep drinking, thank you.

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My fave on the list?

I Think I’ll Just Stay Here and Drink by Merle Haggard.

Times like this I wish SC was here…

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is "straight tequila night"?

because i hate country music, but i dig that song.

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

John Anderson's version

is #14. And The Eagles’ Tequila Sunrise is on there, too.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

excellent song. i like songs about tequila.

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ever heard...

jesus and tequila by the minutemen? calexico does a good cover, too.

ronnie's a dillweed.

by j.q. higgins on Apr 29, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i like the way that sounds. i gotta check that out.

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can handle the country angle

and you keep us up on the indie rock. Man,. we need SC here…

There’s also Ozzy’s “Demon Alcohol” for tomorrow morning….

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Personally,

I don’t think you can beat George Thorogood for good drinking music.

“When I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.”

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"If you don't start drinking....

I’m gonna leave…”

Let alone the classic “One Bourbon, One Scotch, and One Beer”

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

One Bourbon, One Scotch, One beer" is a great song for drinking.

As far as his songs go, I like “Motor City is Burning” better.

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

One Bourbon

is probably my favorite.

“Now by this time I’m plenty high,
you know when your mouth a-getting dry you’re plenty high
Looked down the bar I say to my bartender
I said “Look man, come down here”, he got down there
So what you want this time?
I said “Look man, a-what time is it?”
He said “The clock on the wall say three o’clock
Last call for alcohol, so what you need?”

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
No I ain’t seen my baby since a nigh’ and a week,
gotta get drunk man till I can’t even speak
Gonna get high man listen to me,
one drink ain’t enough Jack you better make it three
I wanna get drunk I’m gonna make it real clear,
I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer”

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I got your back Duck

I saw the Hag live two years ago – still rocking like always. Played for 2hrs15min without taking a break.

by goonybananas on Apr 29, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haven't seen him yet

but would love to.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you get a chance, don't pass it up.

I also saw George Jones (talk about some serious drinking songs…mainly because they’re all based on his real life) last year. Not too bad, but the voice is going. Hell, I can’t believe he’s still alive.

Waylon is my favorite (see picture to the right).

by goonybananas on Apr 29, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

read his autobiography last summer.

Damn. How did he make it to age 50?

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not sure...

...the same way I’m not sure about how he went head on into a bridge abutment. All those guys were crazy. Waylon used to have a $1500/day cocaine + amphetamine addiction back in the day when $1500 was a shitload of money.

I’m also convinced that Willie has somehow cured/petrified his organs and may never die (kinda like Keith Richards).

by goonybananas on Apr 29, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

iggy pop, lou reed...

shit, william s. burroughs, author of the memoir “junkie”, lived into his 90s, i believe.

ronnie's a dillweed.

by j.q. higgins on Apr 29, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

His drug habit was crazy

but “Outlaw” was an awesome song to come out of his NYC drug raid/recording session. James Hetfield of Metallica did a version.

Ever chedcked out “I’ve Always Been Crazy”? Tribute compilation with a bunch of groups doing Waylon songs. Some are quite good, including John Mellancamp.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That song is great.

Lonesome On’ry and Mean is my favorite.

I saw Travis Tritt a couple years back – he makes a point to play a couple Waylon songs in most of his live shows – and he played I’ve Always Been Crazy. He actually did a duet with Waylon on this song on one of Waylon’s last live albums “Never Say Die”...or as my friend refers to it “Still Aint Dead Yet”. Tritt is one of the few current people that still have some ties to the old guys. Hank Jr. is going a little bit crazy with all this Kid Rock/Uncle Cracker/etc. bullshit. His live shows are a grease fire anymore.

Ok, enough rambling from me. I gotta run. Good talking a little outlaw country with you Duck. Have a good one.

by goonybananas on Apr 29, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hank III has a bit to say about Kid Rock

on “Not Everybody Likes Us” on his last CD

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There's some of the old Razor

in that throw.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wow. put kevbo in some depends commercials, stat.

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

MLB Bloopers

You have to know your proper pronunciations.

Salt and Ham Munchies.

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 29, 2008 8:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Gotta run...

hopefully won’t do an adam jones impersonation in co-ed softball…

I've got two nickels and a paradigm. - RWH

by BPinOK on Apr 29, 2008 8:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

whassup, eva?

bet tony parker could’ve handled that.

ronnie's a dillweed.

by j.q. higgins on Apr 29, 2008 8:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Eva

has some tender hands

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 29, 2008 8:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

YOU ARE A DESPERATE HAUSFRAU

suck it.

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 8:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice catch

Crawford

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 29, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Crawford BUTCHERED that catch

That, that was bad.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Good point - what's up with that?

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Crawford must love playing LF at OPACY

Nick Markakis: The Actual Greek God of Walks

by wickedwitch on Apr 29, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

uh...

are the scoring dudes high? no error there? no error on eva?

ronnie's a dillweed.

by j.q. higgins on Apr 29, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't think Eva's was an error

wasn’t routine

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 29, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that should have been an error

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

and i am high

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Again?

:)

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

its a daily thing

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was gonna say that's an expensive habit

and then I remembered what cigarettes go for these days.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Birkins in the BP

hopefully he hasn’t improved

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 29, 2008 9:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hey its ronnie

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 9:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Anyone in the pen?

Olson looks like he could seven, but still…

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 9:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Aubrey Huff

kills the Rays again.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

DONG!!!!!

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

GUH?!

ronnie's a dillweed.

by j.q. higgins on Apr 29, 2008 9:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice hit, Huff

I still hate you

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Apr 29, 2008 9:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i have him sitting in fantasy this week

and he’s hit two homers.

But I don’t even care, cause the real Orioles are winning

by Pack Man on Apr 29, 2008 9:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Audrey still loves playing those Rays. Loves.

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 9:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

4 straight balls?

Yeah, let’s go to the pen….

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm back

Excellent score, by the way! Good job Orioles! Set to take over first place!

by Stacey on Apr 29, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

stop walking people. stop it.

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 9:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm sure he doesn't mean to.

He’s a guy. We do stupid things.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

RANDOR!

Gettin’ warm…

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's Adam Jones, son!

Heads-up play. Nice force at 2nd on the runner waiting for the ball to drop.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Go for 2!

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jim Palmer needs to zip it

“Garrret Olson called me asking questions and I said, you need to call kranwich, son. He’s the pitching coach”

by Stacey on Apr 29, 2008 9:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

holy crap i love jim palmer sometimes.

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, i thought that was funny, too...

and i’m sure he DID say kranWICH!

ronnie's a dillweed.

by j.q. higgins on Apr 29, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

clap clap clap

for Olson

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by Oriole on Apr 29, 2008 9:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

trembley choose your own adventure...

see he just wanted him to get the shutout, i guarantee it.

ronnie's a dillweed.

by j.q. higgins on Apr 29, 2008 9:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hahaha

+1 for the choose your own adventure mention

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by Oriole on Apr 29, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't think it was a bad idea

to leave him out there. Big lead and he’s pitching a good game. Might as well give it a go.

by Stacey on Apr 29, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice ovation for Olson

Welcome back to the bigs.

By the way, 12 days and counting down on Luis Luis on the big team. Trembley’s put him on notice.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He has?

Really, Cintron could OPS, say, 700. That’d be a significant improvement

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sadly...

him and luis terrero are carrying the offense at norfolk.

ronnie's a dillweed.

by j.q. higgins on Apr 29, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In today's Sun

Straight out said, “You;ve got 12 days to show us something.” In Roch’s blog today. If you want a link, I’ll find it an post it.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

why 12 days?

why is he being put on notice only NOW?

ronnie's a dillweed.

by j.q. higgins on Apr 29, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Take what you can get

I think he’s tried even Trembley’s patience, and that’s saying something.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

12 days

Until the next off day and end of road trip.

by dkdc on Apr 29, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That sounds like sound reasoning

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I believe you

and its good news. Hernandez is like Tony Pena Jr. without the good defense.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn;t mean it in a defensive way

just not sure how familiar you were with the Sun’s site.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I BELIEVE YOU CAN FLY, GARRETT. I BELIEVE YOU CAN TOUCH THE SKY.

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 9:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Drink more

You’re quoting R. Kelly, for God’s sake.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah...

just keep your precious bodily fluids to yourself.

ronnie's a dillweed.

by j.q. higgins on Apr 29, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love R. Kelly

I wish he wasn’t such a perv.

by Stacey on Apr 29, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

drip-drip-drip

I wanna pee on you… [/chappelleshow]

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on Apr 29, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

THAT was funny

not Rick James funny, but not much is.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know who this said Henderson is...

but i hate that go getter

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by Oriole on Apr 29, 2008 9:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

so...

checkin the stats… a bit walkey. but how’d he look? whatever im happy.

by daveh873 on Apr 29, 2008 9:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He looked pretty good to me

His problem was more nibbling than bad control.

He’s a lefty who can barely break 90 with his fastball, so I guess that comes with the territory.

by dkdc on Apr 29, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate that tattoo

on Carl’s neck. It looks like he has some sort of skin disease.

by Stacey on Apr 29, 2008 9:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

it looks like sperm.

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i liked the shut out better.

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 9:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

OK, THAT sucked

Is it too early for Shutdown?

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

d'oh.

ronnie's a dillweed.

by j.q. higgins on Apr 29, 2008 9:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Not what I expected

I just got back in from a night out. Olson and Johnson. Two guys who couldn’t hit the side of a barn last year. What the hell is going on?

Hope the bullpen can hold the two field goal lead.

by drj on Apr 29, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Make that ONE field goal....

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

For heaven's sake

get someone out.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

what is happening. paint it black. that shit ain't birdland.

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

“Maybe then I’ll fade away and not have to face the facts
Its not easy facin up when your whole world is black…”

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Word, Mick. Word.

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh shit

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Good job, Adam!

Carlos Pena is scary.

by Stacey on Apr 29, 2008 9:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Thank God that inning’s over.

by getxstoked on Apr 29, 2008 9:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuuuuuuuuuudge

three out.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 9:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Does Palmer dye his hair?

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Does the pope shit in the woods?

Is a bear Catholic?

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He may shit on Palmer's head

looks like a steaming pile of somethin’

by Bromo on Apr 29, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lord, I apologize...

and be with the starving Pygmies down there in New Guinea…

/any Larry teh Cabel Guy fans in the house?

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Then I'll take that out of my repetoire.....

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm more of a Ron White guy anyway

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They call me...

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he isn't all the great, IMO

Ron White’s better if you like the blue collar comedians.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Defintely

No doubt there.

“My grandmother used to stick a tube up my butt and flush hot water into my colon and I HATED IT…at first.”

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

One of my faves

“I flew in from flagstaff because my manager doesn’t own a globe…we were in a plane about the size of a gum wrapper…nine minute flight…can’t pull it off with this equipment. They said over the intercomm ‘hey, we’re having some engine trouble’ which was stupid because they could’ve [leaned back] and said ‘hey, we’re having some engine trouble….course I’d been drinking since four, and when the guy next to me starts freaking out about landing safely…I was just all ‘hit something hard, I don’t wanna limp away from this one.’”

Multiple paraphrases, but whatev, the man is hilarious.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here's a list of quotes

WikiQuote

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And this

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You seem quite

adamant about that quote. Though it is a good one.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I deleted the repetitious one

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The next to me is LOSING HIS MIND

Apparently, he had a LOT to live for.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

I forgot that part.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And I'm thinking "Take it down

and hit something hard, I don’t want to limp away from this. Ever have one of THOSE days?”

“We got passed by a KITE….”

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's only 1 year younger than my MOM

and I have gray hair!

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good starts for everyone tonight

Garrett Olson
6.2 IP, 2 ER, 4 H, 6 K, 5 BB

Radhames Liz
6 IP, 0 ER, 2 H, 5 K, 3 BB

Chris Tillman
5.1 IP, 1 ER, 4 H. 6 K, 2 BB

Jake Renshaw
5.2 IP, 1 ER, 6 H, 4 K, 3 BB

Luis Noel
5 IP, 1 ER, 2 H, 6 K, 4 BB

by dkdc on Apr 29, 2008 9:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Go Chris Tillman!

One of the Bedard guys, right?

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oui

Nick Markakis: The Actual Greek God of Walks

by wickedwitch on Apr 29, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

For a guy who was born in 1988

Just not getting hammered in AA is an accomplishment.

So he’s pretty much the shit.

by dkdc on Apr 29, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

COME ON MELMO!!!

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It sure would be nice...

...to not have an automatic out at SS every g*ddamned game.

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on Apr 29, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I know he has 2 hits tonight.

My head knows, but my heart misses Tejada.

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on Apr 29, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Give it three months

When you remember how Tejada used to pack in it in August, you’ll be glad we got 5 players for him.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bah

Boston just beat the Torontos.

MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC

by spike2131 on Apr 29, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Effing beaneaters.

Magical fruit, my ass.

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on Apr 29, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ewwwwww Gross

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Argh

Must Chadbrad make this hard?

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Know who's good?

Evan Longoria.

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on Apr 29, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Seriously, Orioles. I will kill the ballls out of you if you lose this game.

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think she's serious, guys

Hurry up and win this!

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I will meet you in a dark alley & fight you!

If you don’t GET OFF THE SHED!

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on Apr 29, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK, I totally missed that one...

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Will Ferrell

SNL skit.

Nobody ever remembers it, but I can’t watch it without laughing my arse off.

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on Apr 29, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I remember it

Now that I’m reading it in a Will Farrell voice.

by dkdc on Apr 29, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of SNL

Hulu has a bunch of SNL stuff up now, including Celebrity Jeopardy.

TREBECK: The answer is, “This is the sound a dog makes.” Sean Connery?
CONNERY: Moo
TREBECK: Sorry, that is incorrrect
CONNERY: Well, it’s the sound your mother made last night!
TREBECK: That’s uncalled for. Now, we would have taken “bow wow” or “ruff, ruff”
CONNERY: Ah, ruff, just the way your mother likes it…

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

my theory...

after a shitty offseason, huff is busting his ass to get out of here. this is, as far as i can tell, handily his best april ever.

ronnie's a dillweed.

by j.q. higgins on Apr 29, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm OK with that

It’s a win-win all the way around.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

word

fine by me drive yer stock on up Audry

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh, hell yes.

ronnie's a dillweed.

by j.q. higgins on Apr 29, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

THAT was a gutsy pitch

67 mph and breaks back over the plate? Damn.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HA!

that was a bugs bunny pitch.

ronnie's a dillweed.

by j.q. higgins on Apr 29, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Tying run at the plate after a 7-0 lead

is NOT Birdland!

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, no

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Seriously

I feel like everyone says Chad Bradford is SO good, but I feel like every time he comes in he sucks!

by Stacey on Apr 29, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

well, honestly...

he’s an extreme groundball pitcher and he pitches to contact. when it’s working, the ball magically glides to where there’s a fielder.

it’s not like dudes KILL his stuff.

ronnie's a dillweed.

by j.q. higgins on Apr 29, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

his ERA

kind of begs to differ

by Pack Man on Apr 29, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well perhaps i'm just being dramatic

but this is about what I feel, not about what is true.

by Stacey on Apr 29, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Feel the stats

He’s retired 73% of RH batters he’s faced in his career.

But just 60% of lefties.

by dkdc on Apr 29, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jamie Walk'em, Boy! is in

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

GUYS I'VE GOTTA GO!!!!!!

I’VE GOT A CODE BLUE.

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 9:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Stash run dry?

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I gotta start watching more movies...

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHAT?

jwb’s stache is FEELING THE POWER!

ronnie's a dillweed.

by j.q. higgins on Apr 29, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice pitch, Jamie

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

JAMIE WALKER, BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice job, Jamie

Way to get out of it.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ppppppppphhhhhhhhhhhhhhew.

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on Apr 29, 2008 9:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

need another field goal here

Not sure I’ll feel safe otherwise

by drj on Apr 29, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey, Kurt!

Nice facial hair!

by Stacey on Apr 29, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

psssst...hey, rays. let me tell you a little secret...

kurt birkins does not excel in the area of baseball pitching,

ronnie's a dillweed.

by j.q. higgins on Apr 29, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

shhh!

Look, they play in a dome that looks like my garage & took 3 years to come up with their current bland uniforms. We don’t need you ruining this for us just yet with your insight & secret handshake.

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on Apr 29, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wait...

don’t forget their trashheap stadium has a douchey cigar bar!

ronnie's a dillweed.

by j.q. higgins on Apr 29, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i did not know that.

but i am not surprised.

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on Apr 29, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey Congrats to R Hernandez

I just noticed he broke the Mendoza line

by drj on Apr 29, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

atta boy Razor.

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh Audrey...I loved you in Breakfast at Tiffany's

We should call you Holly Golightly or whatever her name was

by Bromo on Apr 29, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

or we can forget about that overrated piece of crap

and give him a WWF New Challengers era nickname (Razor Ramon, Adam Bomb, etc.)

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words—"mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
-Jack Handey

by jobe on Apr 29, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What options are left?

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aubrey Applesauce.

he only fits in with the strawberry shortcake set, the big girl.

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on Apr 29, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's OK

but I was wondering about cheesy wrestler names….

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you suck, aubrey. boo.booooooooooo,

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Let's go Shutdown!

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

luke could have done that

Nick Markakis: The Actual Greek God of Walks

by wickedwitch on Apr 29, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn.Look at the bill of that hat.

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 10:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

it cuts like a knife.

and it feels so right.

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on Apr 29, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

By the way, in the summer of '69

Bryan Adams would have been 9 years old.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no wonder his fingers bled.

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on Apr 29, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think Shutdown's new hat

is even FLATTER than the last one.

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 10:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LETS END THIS BITCH

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 10:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I wish Sherill were a more emotional pitcher

Then we could call him Furious George.

by dkdc on Apr 29, 2008 10:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

MFYs down by 3

bottom of the 8th

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on Apr 29, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thats GAME!!!!!

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 10:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Good night, game over, drive home safely

And congrats on the first MLB win, Garrett Olson!

We’ll be back with the LOVELY totals…

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 10:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Olson had a win last year

But this was easily his best ML outing.

by dkdc on Apr 29, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry, Thorne said it was his first.

Is hould known better than to believe 3 Drinks Thorne

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go-go gadget brim!

Olson with a win!

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on Apr 29, 2008 10:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice game folks everybody have a good evening.

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 10:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Right!
Gregg Garrett Olson is BIRDLAND!

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Apr 30, 2008 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Lovely Totals

Olson 6.2IP, 4H, 2R, 2ER, 5 BB, 6 SO

Not bad, not bad at all. Quality Start!

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley

by duck on Apr 29, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

y'know

Those walk totals (like Cabrera’s last night) are exactly the thing that gets bitched about when they start biting the pitcher in the balls. I mean yeah he got away with it tonight, but most times you don’t.

by SC on Apr 29, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also

His first K of the game should have been a walk. So yeah, I’d like to see more control.

MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC

by spike2131 on Apr 29, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's true but

the strike zone was pretty tight tonight, and I thought Olson was very close on most of them. Hopefully with a more liberal strike zone it’s not much of a problem.

by Stacey on Apr 29, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sometimes i wonder

if 2008 orioles are greatest team ever—or just in last 50 years.

by thewaywardO on Apr 29, 2008 10:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

THIS IS HOW WE DO IT

all hands are in the air
And wave them from here to there
If youre an o.g. mack or a wanna-be player
You see the hoods been good to me
Ever since I was a lower-case g
But now Im a big g. the girls see I got the money
A hundred-dollar bills yall

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 10:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What the hell is Dave Johnson talking about on the radio

“Blah blah Olsen got the win and he deserves it but he’s the same pitcher, look at those five walks, I don’t see anything different blah blah”

Why so angry, dude.

by PhilR8 on Apr 29, 2008 10:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Let's see.

Last year he nibbled his way to walks and the inevitable implosion (getting hit hard when he had to throw the ball over). At least he got out of jams yesterday. I don’t know if he’s really making strides, but that’s what we have to root for. I’d rather find out than watch Trax pitch.

by drj on Apr 30, 2008 8:35 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

p.s. Way OT: I would like to change my vote on SC vs. ZK re DC's last start:

I thought the matter should be adjudicated by a famously impartial judge: Sid. But since then I have read the testimony of an even more impartial judge—so let’s leave the decision to the Rev. Jeremiah Wright, the self-designated loon who apparently gets to choose our president. With luck he will also decide the tricky Russia-Georgia-Abkhazia thing and make the first key economic decisions for incoming President Medvedev.

Aaaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh…..

On the bright side, it’s Cy Burres again tonight! Who could’ve imagined that the phrases “bright side” and “Cy Burres” would ever appear in the same sentence?

Go O’s!

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on Apr 30, 2008 1:09 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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