Gameday Thread: Rays (14-11) @ O's (14-11)
Tampa Bay Rays at Baltimore Orioles, Apr 29, 2008 7:05 PM EDT
| Today's Starting Pitchers | GS | IP | ERA | WHIP | BAA | BB | K | W-L | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
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Jason Hammel - RH | 4 | 25.0 | 4.32 | 1.24 | .240 | 8 | 15 | 2-1 |
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Garrett Olson - LH (2007 Stats) | 7 | 32.1 | 7.79 | 2.16 | .326 | 28 | 28 | 1-3 |
THE BATTLE FOR FIRST PLACE BEGINS! 7:05 on MASN2. BE THERE.
Garrett Olson is up from Norfolk to make today's start with Adam Loewen on the DL, and I'm pretty OK with that. I don't want Loewen to be on the DL, but I will say that I think Olson at this point is probably a better pitcher. Which doesn't mean he'll be any good. He was rocked pretty hard last season when he got called up, but his strikeout rate was encouraging if nothing else. And really, there was nothing else.
Olson was dominating at Norfolk (1.85/1.36, 25 K in five starts), so hopefully he'll just come in and throw strikes and not be overwhelmed by what is sure to be a rollicking crowd at the Yard tonight. This three-game series with Tampa Bay is the last time the O's will play at home until May 13.
Hammel is a big guy (6'6", 220) and went to Treasure Valley Community College, and the fine numbers he's putting up this season are the first time he's done so in the majors. He was socked around much like Olson was last season in both 2006 (7.77/1.86) and 2007 (6.14/1.65). He's always done well at Triple-A, but so have a lot of guys. He's not a big strikeout pitcher despite his size and decent stuff.
Note below that the D-Rays are pretty strong 3-through-8 tonight. Hinske has raked when he's been in this year, and they're hitting him eighth while Iwamura and Crawford fail to get on for Upton, Pena, Longoria and lefty-killer Gomes.
| Rays | AB | AVG | OBP | HR | RBI | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Akinori Iwamura - 2B | 98 | .214 | .291 | 1 | 5 |
| 2 | Carl Crawford - LF | 110 | .300 | .310 | 2 | 13 |
| 3 | BJ Upton - CF | 90 | .289 | .383 | 2 | 18 |
| 4 | Carlos Pena - 1B | 80 | .200 | .340 | 6 | 13 |
| 5 | Evan Longoria - 3B | 48 | .271 | .379 | 3 | 10 |
| 6 | Jonny Gomes - DH | 49 | .265 | .373 | 2 | 8 |
| 7 | Dioner Navarro - C | 27 | .370 | .414 | 0 | 4 |
| 8 | Eric Hinske - RF | 68 | .294 | .377 | 5 | 13 |
| 9 | Jason Bartlett - SS | 82 | .207 | .244 | 0 | 6 |
| Orioles | AB | AVG | OBP | HR | RBI | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Brian Roberts - 2B | 101 | .267 | .348 | 3 | 12 |
| 2 | Melvin Mora - 3B | 102 | .245 | .294 | 3 | 12 |
| 3 | Nick Markakis - RF | 89 | .292 | .438 | 4 | 10 |
| 4 | Kevin Millar - 1B | 96 | .219 | .283 | 4 | 11 |
| 5 | Aubrey Huff - DH | 90 | .244 | .327 | 4 | 17 |
| 6 | Luke Scott - LF | 81 | .309 | .391 | 1 | 8 |
| 7 | Adam Jones - CF | 89 | .258 | .302 | 1 | 8 |
| 8 | Ramon Hernandez - C | 74 | .189 | .222 | 3 | 13 |
| 9 | Luis Hernandez - SS | 45 | .222 | .302 | 0 | 3 |
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The toughest division in baseball
Is on the line. These games have big implications for September too.
My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver
by Baltimo on Apr 29, 2008 5:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
one thing to be said...
maybe olson can put it together? johnson putting together the slightest semblance of a decent outing was a revelation in comparison to what he had shown previously, but his string of solid performances has been a nice story thus far.
ronnie's a dillweed.
by j.q. higgins on Apr 29, 2008 5:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I am very nervous about Olson
hopefully he is not a dillweed tonight
"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones
by exitfare on Apr 29, 2008 6:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
np. didn't zknower say he has faith in him this year?
Doesn’t that guarantee a decent outing about 75% of the time now?
Whatever, I bet you’re not nearly as nervous as Olson.
by drj on Apr 29, 2008 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
let's hope not!
wasn’t that his problem last year?
ronnie's a dillweed.
by j.q. higgins on Apr 29, 2008 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice
1…2…3
I've got two nickels and a paradigm. - RWH
by BPinOK on Apr 29, 2008 7:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Olson = future star
Yes, this means I will also overreact when things go badly.
by dkdc on Apr 29, 2008 7:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
TB's pitcher coming unglued
unfortunately, with 2 outs. I’d like to think we get ONE run out of this…
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
c'mon
luuuuuke
I've got two nickels and a paradigm. - RWH
by BPinOK on Apr 29, 2008 7:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Luke, don't bail him out
TAKE THE WALK
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey all
Good to see Olson back up and pitching…seems like he coulda been in the rotation to start the year. Hopefully this signals the end of Steve Trachsel?
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 7:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Loewen
did they release the results of his MRI?
I've got two nickels and a paradigm. - RWH
by BPinOK on Apr 29, 2008 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, and they're doing a bone scan, too
Nothing released until he sees Dr. James Andrews, who did the surgery.
This ain’t gonna be good news, people, unless you don’t want to see Adam pitch for the O’s again.
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Roch Says
Adam Loewen is undergoing a bone scan, so the Orioles don’t have any updates on his condition. They’ll gather the results of the bone scan, CT scan and MRI and consult with Dr. James Andrews, who performed the surgery on Loewen.We do know this much: Loewen won’t be ready after his 15 days are up.
He’ll be gone for a while, if not the season.
by dkdc on Apr 29, 2008 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was under the impression
he was already dead.
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope
We still need a permanent replacement for Loewen, who will be more than 15 days.
1) Guts
2) Danny Cabs
3) Trax
4) Burres
5) Olson?
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't see why Olson'd get
sent back down. Seems like he probably got the boost he needed pitching well at AAA, so the O’s should plug him in and see what they’ve got.
Trax, hopefully for y’all, will hurt himself and be replaced by…Liz? Maybe?
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My hope is...
Trax has about 4 decent to good starts and we trade him AGAIN.
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please don't let him become a Royal... :P
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by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alex Gordon
for Trax straight up!!! :)
I've got two nickels and a paradigm. - RWH
by BPinOK on Apr 29, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please no!
Of course, seriously Moore isn’t dumb, so he won’t trade for Trachsel. I’d just kind of have nightmares if the Trashman found his way onto another team I follow if he left the O’s.
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
To tell you how much attention I've paid to the Royals...
I’ll have to google his name just to see what position he plays.
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by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's easy to recognize him, duck.
He’s the one who’s hitting the ball out of the infield (well, other than Dejesus).
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think we should try Anita Marks
She’s sassy and plays baseball and football
"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones
by exitfare on Apr 29, 2008 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dammit
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
bad
form
I've got two nickels and a paradigm. - RWH
by BPinOK on Apr 29, 2008 7:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Angel Hernandez ain't giving the low strike tonight
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So far, so good.
3-2 curve in the zone for a grounder. Sweet.
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Very Nice
Olson really can’t afford to walk any lefties.
He’s dominated them in the minors.
by dkdc on Apr 29, 2008 7:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm liking what I'm seeing so far
This ain’t your daddy’s Rays, and he’s getting his stuff over.
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I am REALLY liking what Olson's doing tonight.
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This isn't really my thing...
but Olson seems like he could be Birdland.
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 7:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nicely done.
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gary, Gary, Gary
Adam Jones is the new Mookie Wilson?
Really, that’s what you got?
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by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
3 Drinks Thorne in full effect...
“You can read the Preamble to the Constitution waiting for this one to come down…”
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If only I had it on hand, Gary
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You mean you can sing it from memory?
Too young for Schoolhouse Rock, huh?
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
CAN'T
Wish I could type…
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
conjuction
junction…
I've got two nickels and a paradigm. - RWH
by BPinOK on Apr 29, 2008 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was more down with
3 is a Magic Number and Mister Twelvetoes….
Find a copy of Schoohouse Rock Rocks! Moby, Better than Ezra, and some bands I never heard of doing covers of some of those songs. Some amazing stuff on there.
Except Pavement. Because their song SUCKED.
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
In case anyone cares
“Schoolhouse Rocky” – Bob Dorough and Friends
“I’m Just A Bill” – Deluxx Folk Implosion
“Three is the Magic Number” – Blind Melon
“Conjunction Junction” – Better Than Ezra
“Electricity, Electricity” – Goodness
“No More Kings” – Pavement
“The Shot Heard ‘Round the World” – Ween
“My Hero, Zero” – The Lemonheads
“The Energy Blues” – Biz Markie
“Verb: That’s What’s Happening” – Moby
“Little Twelvetoes” – Chavez
“Interplanet Janet” – Man or Astro-man?
“Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, Get Your Adverbs Here” – Buffalo Tom
“Unpack Your Adjectives” – Daniel Johnston
“The Tale of Mr. Morton” – Skee-Lo
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
my wife has that CD
"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."
by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
22 in October
you’re quite the oldtimer compared to me, oldtimer. :P
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by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
40 in July
thankyouverymuch
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by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
anyone remember school house rock
yeah. I know the preamble.
by Steve. on Apr 29, 2008 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So this will make 5 LOB, right?
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by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
HEY MORA
TRY NOT TO BE USELESS
"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones
by exitfare on Apr 29, 2008 7:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
NOIIIIIICE
"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones
by exitfare on Apr 29, 2008 7:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow, an actual RBI?
And go Nicky MarKICKASS!
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Pile it on! Pile it on!
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
NICKY FUCKING MARKAKIS
IS BIRDLAND
"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones
by exitfare on Apr 29, 2008 7:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, whatsisfacefrommajorleague!
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 7:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I know this is the other team and all
but that was a GREAT catch by Hinske
"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones
by exitfare on Apr 29, 2008 7:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, it was
Damn thief. Stole RoY from Jorge Julio, too.
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where is Julio?
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by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not here
which is the timportant part.
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually, Cleveland
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not possible, I can't believe it
HOW is he still in the majors?
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
A ballboy with a BALD SPOT
is NOT Birdland, no matter how good the play was.
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Beatles wig! Beatles wig! Beatles wig!
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by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he should be playing SS
"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."
by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looks older than Fahey
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Olson looks sort of good tonight
still skeptical though
"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones
by exitfare on Apr 29, 2008 7:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Eric Hinske
is OPSing nigh 1000. Captain Regression will get him.
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 7:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Or Father Time
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by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Both at once
that’d be rough.
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now Palmer's blaming Ramon
for Olson walking him.
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
But...isn't Ramon in great shape?
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by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, trapezoid
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Palmer is PISSED.
"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."
by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 7:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
We're getting outmanaged by the RAYS
And I hate to agree with Palmer, but Nick should have hit the cut-off man
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
or the cutoff man should have stopped the ball
"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."
by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK, Olson, get out of this jam
and I’ll believe
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Not satisfactory
Not at all
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well I'll be damned
That’ll work. Now get the 3rd out.
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
"Stop trying to be perfect"
Listen to your manager!
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BIG-TIME strikeout.
To get Crawford and Upton is a pretty big deal, there.
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 7:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YEAH OLSON
"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."
by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 7:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Olson IS Birdland
Just sayin’.
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Way to get out of it, Garrett!
He had me worried there for a second.
by Stacey on Apr 29, 2008 8:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
YAY AMBER!
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It's the 3rd inning
Let’s wait until at least the 6th
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by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and Jim knows that about Amber how?
"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."
by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 8:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Way to go Walkman
Now punch the ump in his vagina
by Bromo on Apr 29, 2008 8:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You know what's REALLY hilarious?
Insulting men by giving them female attributes.
by Stacey on Apr 29, 2008 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You tell him, girl!
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."
by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Especially when they are notorious pigs like Huff
n’estce pas?
by Bromo on Apr 29, 2008 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Now go away
or I will taunt you a second time!”
Always a winner….
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"I blow my nost at you, you silly english kaaaa-niggits!"
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
nose
a “nost” isn’t really a thing.
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like I'm going to bust
on anyone else’s typing.
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by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your mother was a hamster
and your father smelled of elderberries!
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is Hammel all over the place,
or does the ump suck?
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Adam Jones, son !
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
9 baserunners, 2 runs
This is Birdland.
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Eventually Hammel's luck will run dry
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not with our shitty baserunning
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh, Adam?
What the fuck? KEEP RUNNING.
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
HEY GUYS
I’m drunk. And my love for garrett olson is rewarded BUT OMG WHAT WAS THAT WHAT
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 8:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Mendozza line!
Nick Markakis: The Actual Greek God of Walks
by wickedwitch on Apr 29, 2008 8:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I love Adam
and I’m glad that he’s here. But he has got to get his base running skills straightened out!
by Stacey on Apr 29, 2008 8:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
And now Hammel's out
and there will be a compentant pitcher brought in.
We should be up 5-0 at least.
Apparently, Adam fell down, Jack Cust style. Didn’t Cust fall down twice going home?
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
JP Howell = rather incompetent
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, that's going for us
Which is nice.
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by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of course,
Luis Hernandez = teh suck, so there you go.
Howell was one of the seemingly endless failed Royals pitching prospects under the Baird administration. He went to Tampa for Joey Gathright. Always had goo minor league numbers, but not enough of a fastball to set up his very good curve.
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, he fell down. How did that not happen to anyone yesterday, is my question…
by getxstoked on Apr 29, 2008 8:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well wasn't that nice
"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."
by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 8:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Bullshit
I am mad at you Adam Jones
"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones
by exitfare on Apr 29, 2008 8:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It could easily easily be 6-0 right now.
If Adam hadn’t tried to extinguish the fire and Hinske hadn’t made that catch we have three more runs.
My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver
by Baltimo on Apr 29, 2008 8:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, Hinske can be expected to make the catch
but Adam is expected to make it home without takinjg a header 20 feet away from the plate
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I'm not gonna get on Adam
If it was a close game I might but he is exceeding expectations as far as I am concerned and Olson is on his game while we are in their bullpen in the 3rd.
My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver
by Baltimo on Apr 29, 2008 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's definitely Birdland
No runaway wins in Birdland son!
by Bromo on Apr 29, 2008 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahahahahha
SALTY HAM MUNCHIES
GET IT? SALTY HAM MUNCHIES ITS SOUNDS LIKE HIS NAME.
"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."
by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 8:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Adam
really did bust his ass…he was at full tilt and the turf monster got him
I've got two nickels and a paradigm. - RWH
by BPinOK on Apr 29, 2008 8:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I didn't see Adam fall
the first time. I’m on mlb.tv and it had decided to be choppy at that moment. I only saw Adam get thrown out by a mile. Now that I’ve seen the replay I retract my complaint about him. For now. I still think he needs to learn to run the bases better in general.
by Stacey on Apr 29, 2008 8:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I shall be a Nick Markakis tshirt night
And if I miss my tshirt because of all the Red Sox fans getting there before me I will be mightily pissed.
by Stacey on Apr 29, 2008 8:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I recommend getting there five hours early
Red Sox fans are quite annoying.
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn Olson is good tonight
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
sit down Eva
"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."
by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 8:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Great K
on Eva Longoria
"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones
by exitfare on Apr 29, 2008 8:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Helluva game to watch,
Longoria.
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
GARRETT OLSON
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 8:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
yes very good he is pitching
"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."
by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
3-0
counts…all part of the master plan
I've got two nickels and a paradigm. - RWH
by BPinOK on Apr 29, 2008 8:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Sucks them into complacency...
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chalk Up Another Steak
that Luis owes Millar
by PWubbs on Apr 29, 2008 8:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
this is making my night better. my god. since when do the orioles make sad thing happy.
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 8:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
make sad thing happy?
Whatcha drinking this evening?
by Stacey on Apr 29, 2008 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
VODKA AND TEQUILA
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Together?
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
2 vodka martinis. now tequila on the rocks. also, a relationship on the rocks. hah. clever.
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry to hear that
There ARE 3 billion other guys out there. And some even know English!
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
this one might be a terrorist. so there's that.
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok, put the drink down and put that statement in context...
I’m listening…
(Doing my best Frasier Crane impersonation)
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's a citizen of the Axis of Evil.
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's a Yankees fan?
Got it. Seriously, though? I mean, like it’s playing out like the first five episodes minutes of a season of 24?
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I WOULD NEVER DATE A YANKEES FAN
No, no, no. Iran. Not “Yankee Universe”. Fuck that shit.
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's more acceptable than a MFY fan
Well, good luck on your “24” scenario. Hopefully no Jack Bauers will be needed.
And there are decent guys out there, and not all of them are married.
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have not understood a single word of this conversation
My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver
by Baltimo on Apr 29, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're one of the lucky ones.
get drunk and upset. it’ll make perfect sense.
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm neither
and yet it did make sense.
Is that a bad sign?
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably
My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver
by Baltimo on Apr 29, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably just a sign
I’ve been married for 16 years
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
CAPITAL LETTER MIX?
You know what they say about drinking capital letter alkyhall… :P
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Order me one...
Had to do grades today, and 18 kids are failing 4th marking period out of 100. Why do 9th graders make their lives so hard?
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because 9th grade is about fitting into
a shitty social scene, not grades.
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess
It’s not like my class is rocket science. I make it pretty damn hard to fail and these kids manage to anyway.
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you teach at a public school?
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup.
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, hate to say it, but that explains it for me
no matter how good a teacher is at a public school (and I’m sure you’re great), there are always kids who are there so they can drop out or don’t really care about anything but scraping by so they’ll have a high school diploma. Then, you have the fact that public school social…um…settings really aren’t good for young people from I can see. I don’t mean the classes themselves, I mean the whole let’s-start-boozing-in-middle-so-we-can-be-popular-in-high-school dynamic. Maybe that’s not it at the school you teach, but at my school there were some smart kids who screwed up (to various degrees) because they would rather get sucked into acting like a sheep than become a well-rounded person…high school is a tough time for people who don’t have a good idea of who they are, and the thing is most of them don’t.
One future pyschologists overwordy opinion.
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
start boozing in middle school
so many kids have family situations that suck too, so it matters the world to them to do whatever they feel “expresses themselves” in their social scene.
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Private School is worse
WIth the let’s-start-abusing-prescription-drugs-in-middle-so-we-can-be-popular-in-high-school dynamic.
by dkdc on Apr 29, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Debatable
I haven’t ever gone to a private school, myself, so I couldn’t tell you from any personal experience. I have had that even really good private high school have the problem you’re talking about.
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i see you already made my point
my bad
by Pack Man on Apr 29, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
private schools
tend to have much worse drug problems than public schools. due to the fact that they can afford the drugs/alcohol
by Pack Man on Apr 29, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not that I dumb down the content
it’s that I’m constantly on them to turn in their work and I make sure they know what’s on my tests days in advance. There are NO surprises in my class – I even give little checklists for what assignments kids owe me 2 days before they hand them in.
And 20% of them can’t be bothered.
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Groundout on 3-0?
Gomes must’ve loved that pitch.
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Brian, please
STOP BATTING RIGHT-HANDED.
That is all.
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
THIRDED
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't
think Gomes has met a pitch he doesn’t like
I've got two nickels and a paradigm. - RWH
by BPinOK on Apr 29, 2008 8:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ok kids
Off to watch American Idol. Hold down the fort.
Go O’s!
by Stacey on Apr 29, 2008 8:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
My kids have forgotten
and I’m not reminding them.
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BOOOOOO
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I were Diamond Dave
I would send Luis up there and make him take EVERY pitch just to se if this ump calls anything a strike
by Bromo on Apr 29, 2008 8:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
leadoff walk....thats nice
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by Oriole on Apr 29, 2008 8:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Mora's
love for bad first pitches really makes me angry
I've got two nickels and a paradigm. - RWH
by BPinOK on Apr 29, 2008 8:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Completely off topic...
but today’s sappy sports story.
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I miss the Alice Cooper look on Millar
with the eye black…scary
by Bromo on Apr 29, 2008 8:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Mascara and Monsters and...Kevbo
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
man kevbo has not been cutting it batting cleanup this year.
"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."
by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 8:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
"I'm Derek Jeter and I approved this message"
Seriously, shut up, dude.
by dkdc on Apr 29, 2008 8:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
"I'm Derek Jeter,
and I can’t slug .400 anymore.”
Cry some more, baby.
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want Jamie Walker vs. Carlos Pena today
or sometime this series.
by Y Not on Apr 29, 2008 8:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I can live without it.
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, seriously, I'm good without seeing that.
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh no
http://www.scienceblog.com/cms/lightning_really_does_strike_more_than_twice
"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."
by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol ... science. What a joke.
Show me where it says that in the BIBLE.. then you’ve got me.
by Y Not on Apr 29, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
dude look at my picture ....
I’M JESUS CHRIST!!!
"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."
by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK, not liking this
That’s 2 walks, no outs this inning, Brian. We’d rather see 2 outs and no walks. Try that again.
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well,
time for Olson to get a DP.
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Anita Marks likes doubles
and double plays
"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones
by exitfare on Apr 29, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
so, what you're sayin' is...
Anita Marks likes DP?
Improving the ballclub: Not one of Peter Angelos' concerns.-SC Wed Jan 30, 2008
by dayzd toe on Apr 30, 2008 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
are control problems a prerequisite
to pitch for the O’s? He seems to be getting through it, but still.
by Pack Man on Apr 29, 2008 8:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Doesn't look rattled
and worried about just the batter with 2 outs. Good sign.
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
all right....he got out of it
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by Oriole on Apr 29, 2008 8:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
all right....he got out of it
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by Oriole on Apr 29, 2008 8:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
all right...i'm stupid
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by Oriole on Apr 29, 2008 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So nice....
you posted twice?
:)
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
if he woulda struck him out, i woulda posted thrice
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by Oriole on Apr 29, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice
78 pitches through 5.
I bet Trembley yanks him early though.
by dkdc on Apr 29, 2008 8:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He
threw 41 on Saturday…we’ll see
I've got two nickels and a paradigm. - RWH
by BPinOK on Apr 29, 2008 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boy was I wrong
I’m guessing Trembley doesn’t know about the 41 pitches on Saturday.
by dkdc on Apr 29, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ok gotta run.. hopefully this game ends well!
Go O’s!
by Y Not on Apr 29, 2008 8:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Kurt Birkins is a Ray..
forgot about that
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by Oriole on Apr 29, 2008 8:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
alright luke time to get back on track
"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."
by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 8:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
of course it was Steve Carlton
"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."
by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 8:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What was the first pitch that Howell threw to AJ
Gameday didn’t give it a name and it looked funny
by wscott on Apr 29, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i think it was a slder? maybe dunno.
"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."
by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a Howellball
Neither fast nor breaking nor a changeup. See also: straightball.
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
meat
he threw the meat…is just about hte middle of the plate
I've got two nickels and a paradigm. - RWH
by BPinOK on Apr 29, 2008 8:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn, Millar might not be able to hit
but he sure can still field!
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
JUST as I post that!
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know...
sometimes Millar looks like a real life major league first baseman
I've got two nickels and a paradigm. - RWH
by BPinOK on Apr 29, 2008 8:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wasn't it just
a couple of years ago they wouldn’t play him at 1B b/c he couldn’t field?
I've got two nickels and a paradigm. - RWH
by BPinOK on Apr 29, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Gary wants to shoot Kevbo
call the authorities
by Bromo on Apr 29, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
you can tell Millar has been mentoring Adam Jones.
"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."
by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
In the art
of what?
I've got two nickels and a paradigm. - RWH
by BPinOK on Apr 29, 2008 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
falling down
"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."
by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
FALLING DOWN
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pretty good movie
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was goona post this
BUt saw 3 other people posted the same two words
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
heh, awesome
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
When did I become the bad guy?
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he does fall down a lot. really. kind of a lot.
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's funny
Doug Minky came to Boston in 2004…and everyone wet themselves with how much of a “defensive upgrade” he was. I never saw it.
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
falling down?
Nick Markakis: The Actual Greek God of Walks
by wickedwitch on Apr 29, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe Gary should mentor them both
Steady their legs with a couple of Sambucas
by Bromo on Apr 29, 2008 8:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
fat old Millar
"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones
by exitfare on Apr 29, 2008 8:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
don't lie Gary
they are mother/daughter
I've got two nickels and a paradigm. - RWH
by BPinOK on Apr 29, 2008 8:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
gomes is a weenie.
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'd love a double play here
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by Oriole on Apr 29, 2008 8:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Gomes looks like a Methhead
"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."
by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Where's SC tonight?
C’mon Olson, dodge this bullet…
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
killer
pick off
"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones
by exitfare on Apr 29, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow, what a gun by Razor!
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Razor
is the best catcher EVER
I've got two nickels and a paradigm. - RWH
by BPinOK on Apr 29, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ok...
he looks good tonight
I've got two nickels and a paradigm. - RWH
by BPinOK on Apr 29, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he should...
he’s in the best shapeof his life.
ronnie's a dillweed.
by j.q. higgins on Apr 29, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Trapezoid!
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rhombus!
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
how about...
a rhomba-icossated dodecahedron?
ronnie's a dillweed.
by j.q. higgins on Apr 29, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What the hell is THAT?
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My faces are many,
my sides are not few,
I’m the dodecahedron,
and who are you?
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
sorry...
rhombic icosidodecahedron!

ronnie's a dillweed.
by j.q. higgins on Apr 29, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Phantom Tollbooth
is Birdland!
You can't fix stupid. Stupid is forever.
by sluggo 2.0 on Apr 29, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
RAHHHHMON RAMON RAMON RAMON
"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."
by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i about pooped myself
figured that throw would end up in the outfield
by bjtylerx on Apr 29, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He has actually
cut down on his throws into LF, CF, RF, LCF, RCF, RFdugout, LFdugout,etc.
I've got two nickels and a paradigm. - RWH
by BPinOK on Apr 29, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, Ramon didn't throw it in the outfield....
good job
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by Oriole on Apr 29, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
RAZOR'S STILL GOT IT MOTHERFUCKERS.
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 8:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
On occassion, yes he does.
Keep drinking, by the way…
And to kill time while drinking…
CMT’s 40 Greatest Drinking Songs
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes, i will keep drinking, thank you.
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My fave on the list?
I Think I’ll Just Stay Here and Drink by Merle Haggard.
Times like this I wish SC was here…
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is "straight tequila night"?
because i hate country music, but i dig that song.
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
John Anderson's version
is #14. And The Eagles’ Tequila Sunrise is on there, too.
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
excellent song. i like songs about tequila.
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ever heard...
jesus and tequila by the minutemen? calexico does a good cover, too.
ronnie's a dillweed.
by j.q. higgins on Apr 29, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i like the way that sounds. i gotta check that out.
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can handle the country angle
and you keep us up on the indie rock. Man,. we need SC here…
There’s also Ozzy’s “Demon Alcohol” for tomorrow morning….
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Personally,
I don’t think you can beat George Thorogood for good drinking music.
“When I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.”
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"If you don't start drinking....
I’m gonna leave…”
Let alone the classic “One Bourbon, One Scotch, and One Beer”
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
One Bourbon, One Scotch, One beer" is a great song for drinking.
As far as his songs go, I like “Motor City is Burning” better.
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
One Bourbon
is probably my favorite.
“Now by this time I’m plenty high,
you know when your mouth a-getting dry you’re plenty high
Looked down the bar I say to my bartender
I said “Look man, come down here”, he got down there
So what you want this time?
I said “Look man, a-what time is it?”
He said “The clock on the wall say three o’clock
Last call for alcohol, so what you need?”
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
No I ain’t seen my baby since a nigh’ and a week,
gotta get drunk man till I can’t even speak
Gonna get high man listen to me,
one drink ain’t enough Jack you better make it three
I wanna get drunk I’m gonna make it real clear,
I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer”
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got your back Duck
I saw the Hag live two years ago – still rocking like always. Played for 2hrs15min without taking a break.
by goonybananas on Apr 29, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haven't seen him yet
but would love to.
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you get a chance, don't pass it up.
I also saw George Jones (talk about some serious drinking songs…mainly because they’re all based on his real life) last year. Not too bad, but the voice is going. Hell, I can’t believe he’s still alive.
Waylon is my favorite (see picture to the right).
by goonybananas on Apr 29, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
read his autobiography last summer.
Damn. How did he make it to age 50?
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not sure...
...the same way I’m not sure about how he went head on into a bridge abutment. All those guys were crazy. Waylon used to have a $1500/day cocaine + amphetamine addiction back in the day when $1500 was a shitload of money.
I’m also convinced that Willie has somehow cured/petrified his organs and may never die (kinda like Keith Richards).
by goonybananas on Apr 29, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
iggy pop, lou reed...
shit, william s. burroughs, author of the memoir “junkie”, lived into his 90s, i believe.
ronnie's a dillweed.
by j.q. higgins on Apr 29, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
His drug habit was crazy
but “Outlaw” was an awesome song to come out of his NYC drug raid/recording session. James Hetfield of Metallica did a version.
Ever chedcked out “I’ve Always Been Crazy”? Tribute compilation with a bunch of groups doing Waylon songs. Some are quite good, including John Mellancamp.
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That song is great.
Lonesome On’ry and Mean is my favorite.
I saw Travis Tritt a couple years back – he makes a point to play a couple Waylon songs in most of his live shows – and he played I’ve Always Been Crazy. He actually did a duet with Waylon on this song on one of Waylon’s last live albums “Never Say Die”...or as my friend refers to it “Still Aint Dead Yet”. Tritt is one of the few current people that still have some ties to the old guys. Hank Jr. is going a little bit crazy with all this Kid Rock/Uncle Cracker/etc. bullshit. His live shows are a grease fire anymore.
Ok, enough rambling from me. I gotta run. Good talking a little outlaw country with you Duck. Have a good one.
by goonybananas on Apr 29, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hank III has a bit to say about Kid Rock
on “Not Everybody Likes Us” on his last CD
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's some of the old Razor
in that throw.
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 8:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Thank Kevbo for the poopless panties
Great play!
by Bromo on Apr 29, 2008 8:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
wow. put kevbo in some depends commercials, stat.
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
MLB Bloopers
You have to know your proper pronunciations.
Salt and Ham Munchies.
"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones
by exitfare on Apr 29, 2008 8:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Gotta run...
hopefully won’t do an adam jones impersonation in co-ed softball…
I've got two nickels and a paradigm. - RWH
by BPinOK on Apr 29, 2008 8:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
whassup, eva?
bet tony parker could’ve handled that.
ronnie's a dillweed.
by j.q. higgins on Apr 29, 2008 8:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Eva
has some tender hands
"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones
by exitfare on Apr 29, 2008 8:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
YOU ARE A DESPERATE HAUSFRAU
suck it.
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 8:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice catch
Crawford
"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones
by exitfare on Apr 29, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Crawford BUTCHERED that catch
That, that was bad.
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
There were less fieldnig problems last night
by bjtylerx on Apr 29, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Good point - what's up with that?
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Crawford must love playing LF at OPACY
Nick Markakis: The Actual Greek God of Walks
by wickedwitch on Apr 29, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
uh...
are the scoring dudes high? no error there? no error on eva?
ronnie's a dillweed.
by j.q. higgins on Apr 29, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't think Eva's was an error
wasn’t routine
"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones
by exitfare on Apr 29, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that should have been an error
"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."
by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
and i am high
"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."
by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Again?
:)
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
its a daily thing
"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."
by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was gonna say that's an expensive habit
and then I remembered what cigarettes go for these days.
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Birkins in the BP
hopefully he hasn’t improved
"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones
by exitfare on Apr 29, 2008 9:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
hey its ronnie
"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."
by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 9:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Anyone in the pen?
Olson looks like he could seven, but still…
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 9:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Markakis thinks th umps a dillweed
so do I
by Bromo on Apr 29, 2008 9:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Aubrey Huff
kills the Rays again.
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
DONG!!!!!
"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."
by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice hit, Huff
I still hate you
"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones
by exitfare on Apr 29, 2008 9:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I like him today anyway
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by Oriole on Apr 29, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i have him sitting in fantasy this week
and he’s hit two homers.
But I don’t even care, cause the real Orioles are winning
by Pack Man on Apr 29, 2008 9:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ikeep telling you guys it's his breakout year
until it’s not
by Bromo on Apr 29, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Audrey still loves playing those Rays. Loves.
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 9:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
4 straight balls?
Yeah, let’s go to the pen….
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm back
Excellent score, by the way! Good job Orioles! Set to take over first place!
by Stacey on Apr 29, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
stop walking people. stop it.
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 9:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure he doesn't mean to.
He’s a guy. We do stupid things.
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
RANDOR!
Gettin’ warm…
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Why didn't Jones catch that in the first place?
Call him off, rook!
by Stacey on Apr 29, 2008 9:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's Adam Jones, son!
Heads-up play. Nice force at 2nd on the runner waiting for the ball to drop.
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Jim Palmer needs to zip it
“Garrret Olson called me asking questions and I said, you need to call kranwich, son. He’s the pitching coach”
by Stacey on Apr 29, 2008 9:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
holy crap i love jim palmer sometimes.
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, i thought that was funny, too...
and i’m sure he DID say kranWICH!
ronnie's a dillweed.
by j.q. higgins on Apr 29, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
clap clap clap
for Olson
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by Oriole on Apr 29, 2008 9:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
trembley choose your own adventure...
see he just wanted him to get the shutout, i guarantee it.
ronnie's a dillweed.
by j.q. higgins on Apr 29, 2008 9:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't think it was a bad idea
to leave him out there. Big lead and he’s pitching a good game. Might as well give it a go.
by Stacey on Apr 29, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice ovation for Olson
Welcome back to the bigs.
By the way, 12 days and counting down on Luis Luis on the big team. Trembley’s put him on notice.
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He has?
Really, Cintron could OPS, say, 700. That’d be a significant improvement
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
sadly...
him and luis terrero are carrying the offense at norfolk.
ronnie's a dillweed.
by j.q. higgins on Apr 29, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
In today's Sun
Straight out said, “You;ve got 12 days to show us something.” In Roch’s blog today. If you want a link, I’ll find it an post it.
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
why 12 days?
why is he being put on notice only NOW?
ronnie's a dillweed.
by j.q. higgins on Apr 29, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Take what you can get
I think he’s tried even Trembley’s patience, and that’s saying something.
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
12 days
Until the next off day and end of road trip.
by dkdc on Apr 29, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That sounds like sound reasoning
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I believe you
and its good news. Hernandez is like Tony Pena Jr. without the good defense.
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn;t mean it in a defensive way
just not sure how familiar you were with the Sun’s site.
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I BELIEVE YOU CAN FLY, GARRETT. I BELIEVE YOU CAN TOUCH THE SKY.
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 9:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Drink more
You’re quoting R. Kelly, for God’s sake.
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah...
just keep your precious bodily fluids to yourself.
ronnie's a dillweed.
by j.q. higgins on Apr 29, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love R. Kelly
I wish he wasn’t such a perv.
by Stacey on Apr 29, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
drip-drip-drip
I wanna pee on you… [/chappelleshow]
From the Land of Pleasant Living...
by OEutaw on Apr 29, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
THAT was funny
not Rick James funny, but not much is.
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know who this said Henderson is...
but i hate that go getter
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by Oriole on Apr 29, 2008 9:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
so...
checkin the stats… a bit walkey. but how’d he look? whatever im happy.
by daveh873 on Apr 29, 2008 9:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He looked pretty good to me
His problem was more nibbling than bad control.
He’s a lefty who can barely break 90 with his fastball, so I guess that comes with the territory.
by dkdc on Apr 29, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate that tattoo
on Carl’s neck. It looks like he has some sort of skin disease.
by Stacey on Apr 29, 2008 9:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
it looks like sperm.
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i liked the shut out better.
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 9:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
OK, THAT sucked
Is it too early for Shutdown?
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Not what I expected
I just got back in from a night out. Olson and Johnson. Two guys who couldn’t hit the side of a barn last year. What the hell is going on?
Hope the bullpen can hold the two field goal lead.
by drj on Apr 29, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Make that ONE field goal....
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
one field goal now, boss.
ronnie's a dillweed.
by j.q. higgins on Apr 29, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
For heaven's sake
get someone out.
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
what is happening. paint it black. that shit ain't birdland.
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ya can't fuck over Garrett like that
blow your game at AA
by Bromo on Apr 29, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
“Maybe then I’ll fade away and not have to face the facts
Its not easy facin up when your whole world is black…”
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Word, Mick. Word.
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh shit
"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."
by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuuuuuuuuuudge
three out.
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 9:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Does Palmer dye his hair?
"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."
by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Does the pope shit in the woods?
Is a bear Catholic?
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He may shit on Palmer's head
looks like a steaming pile of somethin’
by Bromo on Apr 29, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lord, I apologize...
and be with the starving Pygmies down there in New Guinea…
/any Larry teh Cabel Guy fans in the house?
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no
"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."
by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then I'll take that out of my repetoire.....
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm more of a Ron White guy anyway
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They call me...
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he isn't all the great, IMO
Ron White’s better if you like the blue collar comedians.
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Defintely
No doubt there.
“My grandmother used to stick a tube up my butt and flush hot water into my colon and I HATED IT…at first.”
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
One of my faves
“I flew in from flagstaff because my manager doesn’t own a globe…we were in a plane about the size of a gum wrapper…nine minute flight…can’t pull it off with this equipment. They said over the intercomm ‘hey, we’re having some engine trouble’ which was stupid because they could’ve [leaned back] and said ‘hey, we’re having some engine trouble….course I’d been drinking since four, and when the guy next to me starts freaking out about landing safely…I was just all ‘hit something hard, I don’t wanna limp away from this one.’”
Multiple paraphrases, but whatev, the man is hilarious.
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here's a list of quotes
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And this
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You seem quite
adamant about that quote. Though it is a good one.
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I deleted the repetitious one
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The next to me is LOSING HIS MIND
Apparently, he had a LOT to live for.
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
I forgot that part.
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And I'm thinking "Take it down
and hit something hard, I don’t want to limp away from this. Ever have one of THOSE days?”
“We got passed by a KITE….”
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was born in 1945.... he's older than Rick Dempsey
take a guess
by bjtylerx on Apr 29, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's only 1 year younger than my MOM
and I have gray hair!
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good starts for everyone tonight
Garrett Olson
6.2 IP, 2 ER, 4 H, 6 K, 5 BB
Radhames Liz
6 IP, 0 ER, 2 H, 5 K, 3 BB
Chris Tillman
5.1 IP, 1 ER, 4 H. 6 K, 2 BB
Jake Renshaw
5.2 IP, 1 ER, 6 H, 4 K, 3 BB
Luis Noel
5 IP, 1 ER, 2 H, 6 K, 4 BB
by dkdc on Apr 29, 2008 9:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Go Chris Tillman!
One of the Bedard guys, right?
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oui
Nick Markakis: The Actual Greek God of Walks
by wickedwitch on Apr 29, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
For a guy who was born in 1988
Just not getting hammered in AA is an accomplishment.
So he’s pretty much the shit.
by dkdc on Apr 29, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
COME ON MELMO!!!
"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."
by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It sure would be nice...
...to not have an automatic out at SS every g*ddamned game.
From the Land of Pleasant Living...
by OEutaw on Apr 29, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I know he has 2 hits tonight.
My head knows, but my heart misses Tejada.
From the Land of Pleasant Living...
by OEutaw on Apr 29, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Give it three months
When you remember how Tejada used to pack in it in August, you’ll be glad we got 5 players for him.
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bah
Boston just beat the Torontos.
MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC
by spike2131 on Apr 29, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Effing beaneaters.
Magical fruit, my ass.
From the Land of Pleasant Living...
by OEutaw on Apr 29, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ewwwwww Gross
"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."
by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Argh
Must Chadbrad make this hard?
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Know who's good?
Evan Longoria.
From the Land of Pleasant Living...
by OEutaw on Apr 29, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Seriously, Orioles. I will kill the ballls out of you if you lose this game.
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think she's serious, guys
Hurry up and win this!
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will meet you in a dark alley & fight you!
If you don’t GET OFF THE SHED!
From the Land of Pleasant Living...
by OEutaw on Apr 29, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK, I totally missed that one...
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Will Ferrell
SNL skit.
Nobody ever remembers it, but I can’t watch it without laughing my arse off.
From the Land of Pleasant Living...
by OEutaw on Apr 29, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I remember it
Now that I’m reading it in a Will Farrell voice.
by dkdc on Apr 29, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of SNL
Hulu has a bunch of SNL stuff up now, including Celebrity Jeopardy.
TREBECK: The answer is, “This is the sound a dog makes.” Sean Connery?
CONNERY: Moo
TREBECK: Sorry, that is incorrrect
CONNERY: Well, it’s the sound your mother made last night!
TREBECK: That’s uncalled for. Now, we would have taken “bow wow” or “ruff, ruff”
CONNERY: Ah, ruff, just the way your mother likes it…
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
my theory...
after a shitty offseason, huff is busting his ass to get out of here. this is, as far as i can tell, handily his best april ever.
ronnie's a dillweed.
by j.q. higgins on Apr 29, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm OK with that
It’s a win-win all the way around.
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
word
fine by me drive yer stock on up Audry
"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."
by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh, hell yes.
ronnie's a dillweed.
by j.q. higgins on Apr 29, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
THAT was a gutsy pitch
67 mph and breaks back over the plate? Damn.
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
HA!
that was a bugs bunny pitch.
ronnie's a dillweed.
by j.q. higgins on Apr 29, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Tying run at the plate after a 7-0 lead
is NOT Birdland!
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, no
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
by NHZ on Apr 29, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Seriously
I feel like everyone says Chad Bradford is SO good, but I feel like every time he comes in he sucks!
by Stacey on Apr 29, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
well, honestly...
he’s an extreme groundball pitcher and he pitches to contact. when it’s working, the ball magically glides to where there’s a fielder.
it’s not like dudes KILL his stuff.
ronnie's a dillweed.
by j.q. higgins on Apr 29, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well perhaps i'm just being dramatic
but this is about what I feel, not about what is true.
by Stacey on Apr 29, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Feel the stats
He’s retired 73% of RH batters he’s faced in his career.
But just 60% of lefties.
by dkdc on Apr 29, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jamie Walk'em, Boy! is in
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
GUYS I'VE GOTTA GO!!!!!!
I’VE GOT A CODE BLUE.
"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."
by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 9:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Stash run dry?
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you can't handle the truth!
ronnie's a dillweed.
by j.q. higgins on Apr 29, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I gotta start watching more movies...
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHAT?
jwb’s stache is FEELING THE POWER!
ronnie's a dillweed.
by j.q. higgins on Apr 29, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice pitch, Jamie
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
that really was pretty much perfect.
ronnie's a dillweed.
by j.q. higgins on Apr 29, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
JAMIE WALKER, BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."
by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice job, Jamie
Way to get out of it.
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ppppppppphhhhhhhhhhhhhhew.
From the Land of Pleasant Living...
by OEutaw on Apr 29, 2008 9:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
need another field goal here
Not sure I’ll feel safe otherwise
by drj on Apr 29, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
psssst...hey, rays. let me tell you a little secret...
kurt birkins does not excel in the area of baseball pitching,
ronnie's a dillweed.
by j.q. higgins on Apr 29, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
shhh!
Look, they play in a dome that looks like my garage & took 3 years to come up with their current bland uniforms. We don’t need you ruining this for us just yet with your insight & secret handshake.
From the Land of Pleasant Living...
by OEutaw on Apr 29, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wait...
don’t forget their trashheap stadium has a douchey cigar bar!
ronnie's a dillweed.
by j.q. higgins on Apr 29, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i did not know that.
but i am not surprised.
From the Land of Pleasant Living...
by OEutaw on Apr 29, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey Congrats to R Hernandez
I just noticed he broke the Mendoza line
by drj on Apr 29, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
he'll find a way to fix it.
ronnie's a dillweed.
by j.q. higgins on Apr 29, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
atta boy Razor.
"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."
by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh Audrey...I loved you in Breakfast at Tiffany's
We should call you Holly Golightly or whatever her name was
by Bromo on Apr 29, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
or we can forget about that overrated piece of crap
and give him a WWF New Challengers era nickname (Razor Ramon, Adam Bomb, etc.)
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words—"mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
-Jack Handey
by jobe on Apr 29, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What options are left?
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aubrey Applesauce.
he only fits in with the strawberry shortcake set, the big girl.
From the Land of Pleasant Living...
by OEutaw on Apr 29, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you suck, aubrey. boo.booooooooooo,
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
we'd only have a one run lead
without aubrey tonight
by Pack Man on Apr 29, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Let's go Shutdown!
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
luke could have done that
Nick Markakis: The Actual Greek God of Walks
by wickedwitch on Apr 29, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn.Look at the bill of that hat.
"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."
by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 10:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
it cuts like a knife.
and it feels so right.
From the Land of Pleasant Living...
by OEutaw on Apr 29, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
By the way, in the summer of '69
Bryan Adams would have been 9 years old.
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no wonder his fingers bled.
From the Land of Pleasant Living...
by OEutaw on Apr 29, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Shutdown's new hat
is even FLATTER than the last one.
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 10:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
LETS END THIS BITCH
"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."
by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 10:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I wish Sherill were a more emotional pitcher
Then we could call him Furious George.
by dkdc on Apr 29, 2008 10:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
MFYs down by 3
bottom of the 8th
From the Land of Pleasant Living...
by OEutaw on Apr 29, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thats GAME!!!!!
"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."
by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 10:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Good night, game over, drive home safely
And congrats on the first MLB win, Garrett Olson!
We’ll be back with the LOVELY totals…
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 10:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Olson had a win last year
But this was easily his best ML outing.
by dkdc on Apr 29, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry, Thorne said it was his first.
Is hould known better than to believe 3 Drinks Thorne
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go-go gadget brim!
Olson with a win!
From the Land of Pleasant Living...
by OEutaw on Apr 29, 2008 10:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice game folks everybody have a good evening.
"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."
by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 29, 2008 10:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The Lovely Totals
Olson 6.2IP, 4H, 2R, 2ER, 5 BB, 6 SO
Not bad, not bad at all. Quality Start!
"Turn them over to us one time. I'll show them where the other side of the fence is." - Dave Trembley
by duck on Apr 29, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
y'know
Those walk totals (like Cabrera’s last night) are exactly the thing that gets bitched about when they start biting the pitcher in the balls. I mean yeah he got away with it tonight, but most times you don’t.
by SC on Apr 29, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's true but
the strike zone was pretty tight tonight, and I thought Olson was very close on most of them. Hopefully with a more liberal strike zone it’s not much of a problem.
by Stacey on Apr 29, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
sometimes i wonder
if 2008 orioles are greatest team ever—or just in last 50 years.
by thewaywardO on Apr 29, 2008 10:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
THIS IS HOW WE DO IT
all hands are in the air
And wave them from here to there
If youre an o.g. mack or a wanna-be player
You see the hoods been good to me
Ever since I was a lower-case g
But now Im a big g. the girls see I got the money
A hundred-dollar bills yall
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
by 2632 on Apr 29, 2008 10:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What the hell is Dave Johnson talking about on the radio
“Blah blah Olsen got the win and he deserves it but he’s the same pitcher, look at those five walks, I don’t see anything different blah blah”
Why so angry, dude.
by PhilR8 on Apr 29, 2008 10:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Let's see.
Last year he nibbled his way to walks and the inevitable implosion (getting hit hard when he had to throw the ball over). At least he got out of jams yesterday. I don’t know if he’s really making strides, but that’s what we have to root for. I’d rather find out than watch Trax pitch.
by drj on Apr 30, 2008 8:35 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
p.s. Way OT: I would like to change my vote on SC vs. ZK re DC's last start:
I thought the matter should be adjudicated by a famously impartial judge: Sid. But since then I have read the testimony of an even more impartial judge—so let’s leave the decision to the Rev. Jeremiah Wright, the self-designated loon who apparently gets to choose our president. With luck he will also decide the tricky Russia-Georgia-Abkhazia thing and make the first key economic decisions for incoming President Medvedev.
Aaaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh…..
On the bright side, it’s Cy Burres again tonight! Who could’ve imagined that the phrases “bright side” and “Cy Burres” would ever appear in the same sentence?
Go O’s!
Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M
by Titov on Apr 30, 2008 1:09 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

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