For the record, Rock Kubatko does some good reporting for The (Balitmore) Sun. For someone who creates as much material as he does during baseball season, information tends to come in drips rather than revelations.  So, while I may bemon the posts that do little more than go over the batting order, he does his job.

But wow, are his jokes bad. I'd like to start this diary FanPost as a collection of Roch's worst puns or jokes.

Just put the date (link if you want), and the offending prose. I'll start.

April 3, 2008:

“That was the sweetest home run I ever hit,” (Huff) said of his two-run shot in the sixth. “I ain’t going to lie to you. I hit that ball and I [said], ‘Just please just get out.’”

My ex-wife said the exact same thing. But I digress…

Ugh. Add to it. I'm sure it won't take long for Roch to generate more material...