Markakis Mohawk
Nick Markakis emerged from the clubhouse bathroom yesterday sporting a Mohawk haircut.Markakis shaved one side of his head, and Luke Scott took care of the other. Markakis figured he would eventually have to get rid of the thick middle strip of hair, but he wasn't in a rush to do it.
"I thought I'd switch it up, have a little fun, get some looks from people," he said.
Trembley described the style as "brutal" and suggested Markakis shave the rest of his head.
Asked whether a Mohawk violated a team policy, Markakis said, "I'm not sure. We'll find out."
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I'm going to need to see a picture
In said picture, I will also need him to be shirtless.
Formerly known as Javylicious.
you are kristen are gonna get along just fine.
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
Hi, Stacey. We're best friends now.
Because...yeah.
"Yeah, I mean - Cal was much more important to me growing up than Jesus. And frankly, set just as good an example. Loyalty, discipline, hard work, humility, generosity, charity, AND 3,184 career hits. Is JESUS in the 3,000 hit club? I don't think so." - 2632
I mean
When I read that story, my mind's eye sees Nick emerge from the bathroom in a towel. Why does he need to be in only a towel to shave his head? I don't know. But that's how I see it.
Formerly known as Javylicious.
Of course he's in a towel.
Because the world, in my head, is super pretty.
Plus, after the whole "balancing shit on his face for fun" story, we're really in "we think it and it happens" territory here.
The moral of the story is: THINK REAL HARD ABOUT TOWELS.
"Yeah, I mean - Cal was much more important to me growing up than Jesus. And frankly, set just as good an example. Loyalty, discipline, hard work, humility, generosity, charity, AND 3,184 career hits. Is JESUS in the 3,000 hit club? I don't think so." - 2632
BASEBALL IS A SERIOUS BUSINESS.
Mohawks are also serious business!
Though ten bucks says Millar is behind this.
"Yeah, I mean - Cal was much more important to me growing up than Jesus. And frankly, set just as good an example. Loyalty, discipline, hard work, humility, generosity, charity, AND 3,184 career hits. Is JESUS in the 3,000 hit club? I don't think so." - 2632
I dunno
Nick seems to have his own goofball tendencies. Taking grounders at shortstop. Fuckin' with Diamond Dave.
by Scott Christ on Apr 4, 2008 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions
hey, man.
we've nobly endured all the amber theoharris yammering. we're allowed to objectify, too.
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
you know what I hate?
I can't be like, "I'd like to see Amber's new haircut while she's not wearing a shirt!" or I seem creepy. What a double standard. What a fuckin country.
by Scott Christ on Apr 4, 2008 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I speak only for myself
but that would not offend me. Takes a lot to offend me, actually.
"Yeah, I mean - Cal was much more important to me growing up than Jesus. And frankly, set just as good an example. Loyalty, discipline, hard work, humility, generosity, charity, AND 3,184 career hits. Is JESUS in the 3,000 hit club? I don't think so." - 2632
yeah, dude. go for it. no problems here.
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
yeah not here
Here, sadly, is not a regular place.
by Scott Christ on Apr 4, 2008 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions
We're Orioles fans. In the year year 2008.
Nothing about that is "regular".
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
I feel like guys say that shit all the time
minus the haircut. And it doesn't bother me. Hey, hot people are hot. We like to see them in various stages of undress. Such is life.
Formerly known as Javylicious.
man
I don't know people that talk like that. Except me when I'm watching 30 Minute Meals. Everything she says sounds sexual.
I can't wait for the wheely shoes to make an in-game appearance.
Seriously, it'll be fucking EPIC.
"Yeah, I mean - Cal was much more important to me growing up than Jesus. And frankly, set just as good an example. Loyalty, discipline, hard work, humility, generosity, charity, AND 3,184 career hits. Is JESUS in the 3,000 hit club? I don't think so." - 2632
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