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Markakis Mohawk
Nick Markakis emerged from the clubhouse bathroom yesterday sporting a Mohawk haircut.

Markakis shaved one side of his head, and Luke Scott took care of the other. Markakis figured he would eventually have to get rid of the thick middle strip of hair, but he wasn't in a rush to do it.

"I thought I'd switch it up, have a little fun, get some looks from people," he said.

Trembley described the style as "brutal" and suggested Markakis shave the rest of his head.

Asked whether a Mohawk violated a team policy, Markakis said, "I'm not sure. We'll find out."

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I'm going to need to see a picture

In said picture, I will also need him to be shirtless.

Formerly known as Javylicious.

by Stacey on Apr 4, 2008 9:42 AM EDT   0 recs

you are kristen are gonna get along just fine.

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 4, 2008 9:52 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Hi, Stacey. We're best friends now.

Because...yeah.

"Yeah, I mean - Cal was much more important to me growing up than Jesus. And frankly, set just as good an example. Loyalty, discipline, hard work, humility, generosity, charity, AND 3,184 career hits. Is JESUS in the 3,000 hit club? I don't think so." - 2632

by Kristen on Apr 4, 2008 9:56 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I mean

When I read that story, my mind's eye sees Nick emerge from the bathroom in a towel. Why does he need to be in only a towel to shave his head? I don't know. But that's how I see it.

Formerly known as Javylicious.

by Stacey on Apr 4, 2008 10:38 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Of course he's in a towel.

Because the world, in my head, is super pretty.

Plus, after the whole "balancing shit on his face for fun" story, we're really in "we think it and it happens" territory here.

The moral of the story is: THINK REAL HARD ABOUT TOWELS.

"Yeah, I mean - Cal was much more important to me growing up than Jesus. And frankly, set just as good an example. Loyalty, discipline, hard work, humility, generosity, charity, AND 3,184 career hits. Is JESUS in the 3,000 hit club? I don't think so." - 2632

by Kristen on Apr 4, 2008 10:44 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

BASEBALL IS A SERIOUS BUSINESS.

Mohawks are also serious business!

Though ten bucks says Millar is behind this.

"Yeah, I mean - Cal was much more important to me growing up than Jesus. And frankly, set just as good an example. Loyalty, discipline, hard work, humility, generosity, charity, AND 3,184 career hits. Is JESUS in the 3,000 hit club? I don't think so." - 2632

by Kristen on Apr 4, 2008 11:24 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I dunno

Nick seems to have his own goofball tendencies. Taking grounders at shortstop. Fuckin' with Diamond Dave.

by SC on Apr 4, 2008 11:33 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

hey, man.

we've nobly endured all the amber theoharris yammering. we're allowed to objectify, too.

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 4, 2008 12:21 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

you know what I hate?

I can't be like, "I'd like to see Amber's new haircut while she's not wearing a shirt!" or I seem creepy. What a double standard. What a fuckin country.

by SC on Apr 4, 2008 12:32 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I speak only for myself

but that would not offend me. Takes a lot to offend me, actually.

"Yeah, I mean - Cal was much more important to me growing up than Jesus. And frankly, set just as good an example. Loyalty, discipline, hard work, humility, generosity, charity, AND 3,184 career hits. Is JESUS in the 3,000 hit club? I don't think so." - 2632

by Kristen on Apr 4, 2008 12:33 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

yeah, dude. go for it. no problems here.

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 4, 2008 12:52 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

yeah not here

Here, sadly, is not a regular place.

by SC on Apr 4, 2008 12:58 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

We're Orioles fans. In the year year 2008.

Nothing about that is "regular".

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 4, 2008 1:06 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I feel like guys say that shit all the time

minus the haircut. And it doesn't bother me. Hey, hot people are hot. We like to see them in various stages of undress. Such is life.

Formerly known as Javylicious.

by Stacey on Apr 4, 2008 1:27 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

man

I don't know people that talk like that. Except me when I'm watching 30 Minute Meals. Everything she says sounds sexual.

by SC on Apr 4, 2008 1:49 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

well don't I feel like a perv

Formerly known as Javylicious.

by Stacey on Apr 4, 2008 2:16 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I can't wait for the wheely shoes to make an in-game appearance.

Seriously, it'll be fucking EPIC.

"Yeah, I mean - Cal was much more important to me growing up than Jesus. And frankly, set just as good an example. Loyalty, discipline, hard work, humility, generosity, charity, AND 3,184 career hits. Is JESUS in the 3,000 hit club? I don't think so." - 2632

by Kristen on Apr 4, 2008 11:51 AM EDT   0 recs

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