Gameday Thread: Mariners (2-4) @ O's (4-1)
Seattle Mariners at Baltimore Orioles, Apr 7, 2008 3:05 PM EDT
Carlos Silva, RH (1-0, 1.29/0.86) v. Daniel Cabrera, RH (0-0, 13.50/2.75)
Game time is 3:05 on MASN2. Has anyone heard why this was moved to 3:05, anyway? I know it's tote bags for old fogies day, but still.
That spring jersey is so slimming on Silva.
I'm going to be sad to see Seattle's inept lineup and woeful bullpen leave town, but I'm also chalking today up to a loss in my head because Cabrera's going to be starting. I know, I know. "One start." Try four years. I'm not saying I'm not going to be watching the game and rooting, rooting, rooting for the home team, but this guy's inconsistency is old hat for me. Also, the enthusiasm that maybe he'll turn it around any day now.
When Silva was in Minnesota, he matched up a few times with Cabrera, and I always like to note just how opposite of a style matchup you're seeing. Cabrera lives and dies on strikeouts, power pitching and hopefully not walking everyone. Silva lives and dies on balls not carrying out of the park, changing speeds, and hopefully not walking anyone, because he gets hit like crazy. When Silva is really, really on, as he was in 2005, he's very good. He walked nine in 188 1/3 that season. Cabrera might walk nine today. Since then his groundball rate has dropped some, he's walking more, and he's not quite as good as he was then. But he was pretty good last year after a hideous 2006, when fly balls did carry out of the park with great frequency.
- Ichiro, RF
- Jose Lopez, 2B
- Raul Ibanez, LF
- Adrian Beltre, 3B
- Brad Wilkerson, RF
- Richie Sexson, 1B
- Jose Vidro, DH
- Kenji Johjima, C
- Yuniesky Betancourt, SS
- Brian Roberts, 2B
- Melvin Mora, 3B
- Nick Markakis, RF
- Kevin Millar, 1B
- Aubrey Huff, DH
- Luke Scott, LF
- Ramon Hernandez, C
- Adam Jones, CF
- Luis Hernandez, SS
FUN STATS
- Nick Markakis and Brian Roberts have killed Silva over the years. Markakis is 6-for-9 (.667) with three homers and two doubles. Roberts is 10-for-24 (.417) with two homers and a double.
- Richie Sexson is 0-for-13 with three walks and five strikeouts against Cabrera.
- Ichiro is 2-for-12 this series after murdering the Orioles forever.
- Kevin Millar is 5-for-10 with three walks this series after long struggling against the Mariners.
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Hell Yeah!
On another note:
Will the O's ever be three games above .500 again this season? Or four, if we win today against the unimpressive M's. My vote: no.
Millar said we'd win the WS.
Who am I to say he's wrong.
"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."
by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 7, 2008 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions
if ever there was a night...
to predict DanCab to have success, would tonight be it?
--it's cold, making it tough to face a power pitcher
--the M's are a relatively free-swingin' bunch
--Carlos Silva stinks
--they're riding the 4 game "no Orioles Magic" streak
not that i AM prediciting DanCab to succeed. just that it seems like the timimg would be right if someone were to make that unenvyable leap.
THIS is Birdland?!?
by Dave at Bottomfeeder Baseball on Apr 7, 2008 2:31 PM EDT reply actions
I think Danny's ship is too tall to be righted, Howard.
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
Greta, you have no faith.
Remember that time I said Brandon Fahey was gonna do something awesome? And he did? Or that time I called the Jay Gibbons home run? That one time? Or, you know, yesterday.
I'm just sayin' stranger things have happened.
"Yeah, I mean - Cal was much more important to me growing up than Jesus. And frankly, set just as good an example. Loyalty, discipline, hard work, humility, generosity, charity, AND 3,184 career hits. Is JESUS in the 3,000 hit club? I don't think so." - 2632
REPLY.
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
She'll get it sonner or later.
"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."
by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 7, 2008 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Kristen is exceedingly intelligent. She's doing it to spite me.
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
The internet has no record of a Brandon Fahey walk off.
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
I think you erased all records.
Like the internet chimera you are.
"Yeah, I mean - Cal was much more important to me growing up than Jesus. And frankly, set just as good an example. Loyalty, discipline, hard work, humility, generosity, charity, AND 3,184 career hits. Is JESUS in the 3,000 hit club? I don't think so." - 2632
What's Danny Boys over/under BB today?
"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."
over
"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."
by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 7, 2008 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
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The Sidney Deane philosphy: "Sun shines on a dog's ass some days, Billy Hoyle."
Plus, you know, his history.
In other news...
Base Knock Bako is 1 for 3 with a double today.
"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."
Oh man...
Joe Angel just said
"There's plenty of seats available, so if you're in the neighborhood, come on down! We'd love to have you."
pain in the ass.
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
jesus h. christ.
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
WAS THAT 4.5 THE OVER/INDER FOR DINGERS ALLOWED
"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."
holy shit....
my office radio can't seem to get anything but staticky static....reading back to back leadoff homers makes me suddenly glad.
jeez
Cabrera v. SexTon is a great battle.
Cabrera wins, telling you how cooked SexTon is as a player.
well, i was away a bit there
but sounds like my boy is going to be a piñata today.
hey, still only 1 BB so far, right?
So I guess this begs the question...
...do y'all think D-Cab lasts the whole season in the rotation?
no
Trembley's thoughts on Cabrera late last year told me enough. I don't think he has a lot of faith in him or wants to keep him on a long leash. This is my favorite thing about Diamond Dave.
cabs after 1
2H, 2R, 2ER, 1BB, 2SO, 2HR, 14.40ERA.
awesome. ugh.
He has pretty bad career numbers vs. Seattle, yes?
Or am I making that up?
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
yeah, you're right. i was making that up.
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
way to take some pitches
GOD knows we wouldn't want to get into the M's bullpen
"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."
the tale of the tape through one...
carlos silva: 9pitches
danny cabs: THIRTY TWO!!!
THIS is birdland.
sure, it matters for anybody
We don't have great hitting either. But Roberts, Nicky Mark, and Mora verses Hernandez, Jones, and Luis Luis???
is anyone else getting weird random music
in the background of their mlb audio??
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
There are 2 stations coming through on my mlb feed.
This is trippy. And annoying.
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
Now they are talking about the Twins
"Baltimore? That's like being hit in the head with a crowbar once a day."
And now my audio is completely gone
Gameday Audio is not Birdland
"Baltimore? That's like being hit in the head with a crowbar once a day."
yeah, i'm just listening to my mlb.tv now.
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
Cabrera
1st: 32 pitches
2nd: 10 pitches
3rd: 11 pitches
Can I introduce the idea of giving this guy a couple Four Horsemen shots before he takes the mound in the first inning?
Silva's thrown 22 pitches
Not good if we want to feast on the Mariners bullpen at the end of this game...
"Baltimore? That's like being hit in the head with a crowbar once a day."
Brian Bob. Praise him.
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
Guys, I have a problem
I'm trying to hate Luis! Why does he get the hits? I like that he gets the hits, but I'm supposed to hate him. I'm conflicted!!
Back to reality..
Palmer: "Imagine where the Orioles would be right now without Roberts"
I mean, I like this little winning as much as the next guy, but come on.
BTW MORA!
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
MELMO IS BIRDLAND.
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
It must have been the gold chain Silva took off
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
I'm hoping that trading MelMo is Birdland
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 7, 2008 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
after the heat King Felix was throwing yesterday
it just took them sometime to get adjusted.
"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."
I wonder how much M's fans are loving that Bedard trade right now....
....after all, wasn't the Wilkerson signing what made Adam Jones expendable?
you can see on their site
that they absolutely hated it.
They felt that they weren't even a win now team, and that losing Jones and Sherril basically meant that even Bedard couldn't bring them to the playoffs.
Bedard sitting out yesterday....
... with a sore ass couldn't have helped matters.
"Baltimore? That's like being hit in the head with a crowbar once a day."
I never actually thought
the deal was unfair.
I was a little disappointed we didn't get one of their top prospect pitchers as well as AJ.
Seemed like a fair deal to me too
Bedard's just fragile is all. He'll come around.
"Baltimore? That's like being hit in the head with a crowbar once a day."
You're kidding, right?
BRAD freakin' WILKERSONJ made A.J. expendable?
BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
jeezus
i can't get mlb.com to work AT ALL today. not even audio. i have to follow this game on sportsline. sucks.
mlb.com gameday, son
They have little video clips included in the play-by-play for each inning of scoring plays. It rules.
Got the same thing at worl
Because, you know, they are doing maintenance DURING GAMES to make our experience better.
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
Well,
I forgot this was an afternoon game and did not DVR this morning....NOT Birdland...
Drinkin' the Kool-Aid!!!
mos def not Birdland
"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."
by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 7, 2008 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Just got in
How in the HELL are the O's winning this game?
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
See the comment above yours...
:)
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
So much for that....
Was it Chuck Knobloch who lost his mind and didn't throw home during the playoffs?
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
Forgetting about the baserunner...
... is not Birdland.
"Baltimore? That's like being hit in the head with a crowbar once a day."
Cabreraland is harshing Birdland's mellow
Cabreraland is a mellow harsher.
"Baltimore? That's like being hit in the head with a crowbar once a day."
this is what it sounds like when dove cry...
my circle of friends talk like this all the time. alas, we are constantly having our collective mellow harshed.
Scoring a run due to
defensive indifference is DEFINITELY not Birdland. Geez, that's shorthand for "we didn't even bother trying to get you out and we coulda."
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
Danny Cabs
totally forgot a runner was coming home was he stood disappointed they didn't get the runner at first.
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
talk to your boy, z.
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
Today's understatement of the day...
And Danny, never known for his fielding...
Gee, YA THINK Jim?
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
Oh, he's known for his fielding alright
Everybody knows it sucks.
"Baltimore? That's like being hit in the head with a crowbar once a day."
And that's, what 3 pitches and 2 outs?
Way to get into the bullpen, guys...
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
Good fan!
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
Luke Scott...
writin' in his book is Birdland.
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
Ronnie's stil a dillweed
in case you guys didn't know.
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
I noticed that...
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
I saw Amber walking around looking serious on Friday before the game
If anything, she's hotter in person.
Not Birdland?
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
I'm here with my friend
Al, Nancy and Ruby and they just received...
THE TNA HEAVYWIEGHT TITLE!
I love MASN and DirecTv not getting along.
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
oh God
Two pitches in and you can tell where Cabrera's going this inning.
Bob Weir & Rat Dog? Eat it.
Geez, DirecTv missed the first two pitches
telling me about the next TNA PPV.
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
2 p.m. Tuesday start times
are DEFININTELY not Birdland.
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
and so is bad typing...
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
Says the people without day jobs...
:)
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
I love West Coast games
About the first three times in a season. Then I'm like, "Fuck, I have to be up until 1 if I want to watch them lose?"
OK, I'll grant you that.
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
Drink
It's New Beers Eve, Scott. I can't believe you didn't know that.
http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/04/07/new.beers.eve/index.html
(I learned this about 10 minutes ago.)
I know about it
I don't like these things, where all the amateurs go out and get way, way too drunk and puke and fall over. St. Patty's Day can suck it.
Really?
Sorry, I was totally kidding. I didn't know this was 1) common knowledge or 2) something that was actually celebrated outside places like St. Louis and/or Milwaukee.
Sorry, I live in a cave.
nah
I only knew about it because the bar I go to has a thing for it. They like to celebrate anything. When they get bored, they have a Mardi Gras night in fuckin' October.
No need of such things here.
We have "Drink Because you Live in northern York County Night" every night.
Patience
He's almost warmed up. He hits his stride about 100 pitches into a game. It's smooth sailing from there!
I'm with you on this one
My optimism wore out with Daniel last year. He will NOT be a good pitcher for us - EVER. The only other thing I am so sure about is that Joan River's face will one day melt.
There's a bus to Norfolk leaving at 5 p.m.
Be on it. Seriously.
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
Bowie is just a short drive...
"Baltimore? That's like being hit in the head with a crowbar once a day."
Just don't send him to Delmarva...
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
Jay Gibbons was made for the York Revolution
"Baltimore? That's like being hit in the head with a crowbar once a day."
Came through, yet again...
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
AJ!
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
Adam Jones, SON!
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
Me and my hip-hop-challenged self
totally don't get this.
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
How about...
too error-prone? Too offensivele-challenged?
Nah, better defer to your judgement on these matters.
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
B-Rob is in Birdland!
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
BRob
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
/silent office fist pump
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
if the guy across from me can fart all damn day, i can pump my fist.
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
HR is down the hall and to the left
next to the recycling station...
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
Is it wrong of me to take joy in the misery of others
ie totally enjoying the comments over at lookout landing
Post some of the greatest hits...
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
Damn. I didn't think that would be possible.
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
Burning a pitchout is Birdland
"Baltimore? That's like being hit in the head with a crowbar once a day."
You mean Ronnie is STILL a dillweed?
Who knew?
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
ffs!
worh the goddam count! carlos silva fucking ate sidney ponson and you're letting this piece of garbage coast!
That was BRob...
actually counting his bitches.
Drinkin' the Kool-Aid!!!
by BPinOK on Apr 7, 2008 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
awesome.
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
Sexson has his first career hit against Cabs
Who is still in the game. I don't know why. Albers could get in there.
c'mon, man...
he may not be able to throw strikes, get outs or field, but danny cabs is an innings eater!
I think Bradford and Walker are appreciative
Funny how we now consider pitching into the sixth inning surprising.
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 7, 2008 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions
here's what happens to him
Kenji Johjima is terrible!!!!
by Matthew on Apr 7, 2008 4:36 PM EDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
Straight and to the point haha
And now the announcers are harping on our lack of patience. Thanks.
by seattlesundevil on Apr 7, 2008 4:37 PM EDT to parent up reply reply
Anyone see Adam Jone's picture on Yahoo?

Was the memory card full? Couldn't you get another picture?
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 7, 2008 4:40 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
he couldn't have shown up sober that day?
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
I'm betting the rookie
got the 6:30 AM photo shoot call while Huff got 2 p.m....
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
He's daydreaming about pwning some fool pitcher
AJ rules
by PhilR8 on Apr 7, 2008 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/inappropriate laughter at work
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
shut up Palmer
"I tell ya, I can't wait to see Brian Burres pitch."
His boner for Burres knows no bounds.
Yeah, Jim. You're the only one.
I can wait just fine, thanks.
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
eh
There are a lot of organizations where this guy wouldn't be in the major leagues. The fact that he's in the Baltimore rotation says plenty about where we've been.
Burres is shit.
He'll always be shit. Maybe he'd be useful bullpen shit, but he is not an MLB starter.
by KenDixonFanClub on Apr 7, 2008 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, I totally don't mind his stories
Palmer has a calm and soothing way of speaking, I totally dig it
Orioles blanktes while sittin' in the stands?
THAT'S Birdland!
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
Why the hell can't I type today????
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
Is it piling on
if we offer more than 15 examples from the past 3 years alone?
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
About damn time!
He's SUCH a dillweed.
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
"Killed by Death"
is my second favorite, after Ace of Spades. And the Hayseed Dixie version of Ace of Spades is awesome, btw.
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
Patience, grasshopper...

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
Nicely played
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
Trembley
Didn't I read something this morning about Trembley wanting to use Walker and Bradford less???
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
Can't believe...
everything you see in the papers.
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
So I fire up my MLB.com at 12:45 am and Palmer sez
Terry Crowley makes you a better hitter. How 'bout Sam Perlozzo makes you a better reliever? How about Custer needed more Indians? Er, Native Americans. But you get my drift. Makes you wanna turn it off. But the suspense is killing me.
Remember the Birdland!
Titov, we GOTTA get you a avatar
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
You could use this...

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
COOL! And eerily close to reality. So can you plug it in, I'm still techno-retarded.
Remember the Birdland!
Not without access to your account.
I can try and walk you through it. Email me at meggabill AT yahoo DOT com
Yeah, that's my e-maill addy. Hadn't even turned 30 yet when I got that one.
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
What, the 10K fans that showed up Wednesday?
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
Springsteen? Really?
We got a good game going and you bring that BRUUCE nonsense in here?
I'm disappointed, really, I am.
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
Guess I picked the wrong crowd....
Sorry, his brilliance has always escaped me. 'Cept for Tunnel Of Love, which is a great tune.
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
Awwwww.......that's sweet.
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
I'm with you on Tom Petty
His Greatest Hits is, well, great
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
were the 1st 2 strikes out of the strike zone?
just asking..
otherwise
FUCK YEAH!!!!
I still think it's fuinny.
"a Homer that epic since reading The Illiad in college!"
But then again, I listen to bluegrass voluntarily...
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
Remember those commercials last year
With Adam "Drop and Drive" Loewen and Nick "Honey Bear" Markakis? They should do more of those. These Jim Hunter commercials are 100% suck.
I'm with you
The chick in the "Drop and Drive" commercials always struck me as sneaky sexy...
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
It's good to see Bradford warming
I guess Trembley is going to limit him to game days.
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
My faith is back in you Luis
I should never been led astray. For this, I present offerings of glove oil and sunflower seeds. ...also, a batting helmet that fits.
MVP Luis Hernandez
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
Adam Jones T-SHIRT NIGHT????
I mean, I like the kid, but less than 10 games in?
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
It'll be a good draw
You should have heard the applause the kid got for pinch running yesterday. Who gets a big ovation for pinch running? We're desperate for this kid.
I'll probably be there.
Actually...
if the date's good, I just might make a trip.
:)
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
Luis is Birdland?
That still blows my mind....
"Baltimore? That's like being hit in the head with a crowbar once a day."
LUUUUUis
swings the best wet newspaper in the bigs
"You gotta get up awful early to fool Mr. Furley." ~Ad Rock
Markakis struggled at first, too
He'll come around when he sees the pitchers. He needs to read Luke's book.
Was hitting .200 at ASB in rookie year
Palmer mentioned it earlier.
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
He's the fucking man
I would send Pie over right now.
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
O'Flaherty is warming up
This is good news...
"Baltimore? That's like being hit in the head with a crowbar once a day."
How about...
ROCH you?
/hides from thrown objects...
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
from LL
YOU GOTTA BE SHITTING ME
EOF Warming Up??
HYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNN!!!!!
Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum
by PositivePaul on Apr 7, 2008 5:05 PM EDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
C-Los
Living up to my irrational expectations, one pitch at a time.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on Apr 7, 2008 5:05 PM EDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
WOW EOF IS UP AND NOT RRS
HEAD EXPLOSION COMMENCING
by cwel87 on Apr 7, 2008 5:06 PM EDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
EOF again?!
by Graham on Apr 7, 2008 5:06 PM EDT reply reply
Come on Nick
Be Birdland
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
the more comments that show up here, the slower this gets for me
same for you guys? or do i need a better comp?
I'm on a 6 year old laptop
and DSL and doin' fine.
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
It's getting there
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 7, 2008 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions
That wasn't Birdland
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
Wow. That was a NASTY pitch
Props on that one, Silva.
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
Nasty, nasty pitch
Inside all the way and then broke across the zone late.
Just a nasty pitch.
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
man.. brian o'nora has an interesting interpretation of the strike zone
if gamecast's spots are accurate, markakis should have struck out 3 times in that one at bat
Looked like a strike to me
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 7, 2008 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions
i meant there were 2 pitches prior to that
called balls that were located in the strike zone... (according to gamecast)
what the hell
Was there just a DOOM CLOUD over Camden Yards? Is the Age of Apocalypse about to begin?
Jeeze
Wieters hit 2 HR in his first week of A ball??? Nice
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
Guess I'm not Birdland
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 7, 2008 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Meanders?
I left the room for a second. Did GT really break out "meanders?" That's Birdland!
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
Quick fly-ball outs
are Birdland.
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
Where can I get a Sarfate jersey?
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
ok guys really.. birdland is getting real old
...
...
..
april fools... birdland !@!@!!
That attitude is not Birdland
"Baltimore? That's like being hit in the head with a crowbar once a day."
ALWAYS capitalize the "B"
That's what gave it away to me...
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
Come on!
Put that crazy Irishman in.
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
E O'Flaherty
The O's love seeing O'Flaherty more than Silva loves not being slim
"You gotta get up awful early to fool Mr. Furley." ~Ad Rock
EOF is in!
Go get 'im, boys!
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
Huff is Birdland!
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
this is kind of sad...
I have a feeling if this guy gives up one run, he's going to be riding a bus for the rest of the year for their double-A club
i haven't seen such bad relief pitching
since us, last year
That would be West Tenn Diamond Jaxx
They play at Pringles Park!
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
I love OFlaherty
That kid is BirdFuckingLand
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
Just take it
We don't want O'Flaherty thrown out
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
Can't imagine how crazy LL must be right now
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
My favorite
"i really can't believe how fucking dumb Squinty McFuckface is"
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 7, 2008 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions
The Boooooo's
ain't about how he plays, bud (not yet at least). It's about him saying some shit that was out of line and unacceptable about the City. Now if you have no pride in Baltimore that's fine - that's on you. But don't rag on people that do.
i have pride in the city.. but sorry that i'm not sensitive like a daffodil
I'm more irked about a guy who criticizes the team and whines about wanting to leave.
he earned those boos
And he knows he has to play out of them. Going fucking 2-for-14 in a series isn't going to get it done over the long haul, either.
The M's Danys Baez
"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."
by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 7, 2008 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I think he's actuall Brower-esque
Well beyond Baez
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 7, 2008 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions
did the O's fans
give O'Flaherty a standing ovation as he left? (that would be pretty cruel..)
really?
i guess i just watch games where fucks up. seems to me he makes a lot of boneheaded plays that though not scored as such, are de facto errors.
I heard Razor was in the
best shape of his life this spring
"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."
It's not Wednesday that's the day we go see your Mother
But its Business TIME
"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."
by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 7, 2008 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Sherrill
You got it going on
"You gotta get up awful early to fool Mr. Furley." ~Ad Rock
by O's Before Ho's on Apr 7, 2008 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Bring in that Flat Brim Bastard
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
You know what it's like when you have a cold
and you take antihistamines and sh*t and sort of stumble around in a daze, always reacting slower than everybody around you to what's going on? Well, that's what watching MLB.com half way around the freaking world is like.
Wait, if I actually *take* some antihistamines, maybe it'll even things out.
OK, let's get Sheriff Sherrill out there and put this thing to bed, and me with it.
Remember the Birdland!
O R I O L E S !!!!!!!
MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."
Fuck Yeah
The Bedard trade looks kinda good during this series. 2 doubles, RBI, and 3 saves to a sore hip.
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
This series is a place of ornithological interest
by Chanumas on Apr 7, 2008 5:36 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
hey where did payton catch that?
gamecast showed that he caught it in the 4th row of left field
It was about 2' in front of the wall
"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."
by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 7, 2008 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Wasn't far off
Scared the hell out of me
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 7, 2008 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions
oh btw.
5-1.
4 games over .500
FUCK YEAH!!@!@!@!
BIRDLAND
I told you I always like that Huff guy
"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."
Can we all forgive Huff now???
At least until his next stupid comment and 2-39 slump?
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
We need a visit from the pope
anyone want to work on that .jpg? :)
Just don't put a flourescent light
on the bed sheets...
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
i still hate Huff and Millar
but even curmudgeons like one in the win column!
THIS is Birdland?!?
by Dave at Bottomfeeder Baseball on Apr 7, 2008 5:42 PM EDT reply actions
Joe Angel interview with Huff
Huff daddy or H-Diddy? For a guy who self identifies as a "country guy"?
Wolf, wolf, wolf.
top ten phrases that sound dirty but aren't
i like one in the win column
THIS is Birdland?!?
by Dave at Bottomfeeder Baseball on Apr 7, 2008 5:44 PM EDT reply actions
Had to follow this game on Yahoo gamecast
or whatever it's called, and had to fight to keep myself from having to explain to 10 year old Korean ESL students why it's acceptable to occasionally yell "FUCK YEAH! THAT'S BIRDLAND!" in a way that wouldn't get me fired.
This makes us a lock until at least Wednesday night!
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
I meant this locks us into first until Wednesday night
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 7, 2008 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions
This is fun
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 7, 2008 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I could get used to it...
"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge
the M's BP really sucks
When we played them last summer, the game would remain tight until late, the O's BP would implode and the M's BP would just dominate us. In fact, I remember staying up late 3 nights in a row only to watch John Parrish or some other sorry reliever give the game away.3 nights in a row. The M's are looking at 78 win season with Bavasi getting fired. Their manager has to be on the hot seat now.
Wolf, wolf, wolf.
I was over on LookOut Landing
and, umm, yeah you could say they don't like him over there.
It's kinda Mazzilli-like.
Those poor bastards.
"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."
by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 7, 2008 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions

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