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Gameday Thread: Mariners (2-4) @ O's (4-1)

Seattle Mariners at Baltimore Orioles, Apr 7, 2008 3:05 PM EDT


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Carlos Silva, RH (1-0, 1.29/0.86) v. Daniel Cabrera, RH (0-0, 13.50/2.75)

Game time is 3:05 on MASN2. Has anyone heard why this was moved to 3:05, anyway? I know it's tote bags for old fogies day, but still.

That spring jersey is so slimming on Silva.

I'm going to be sad to see Seattle's inept lineup and woeful bullpen leave town, but I'm also chalking today up to a loss in my head because Cabrera's going to be starting. I know, I know. "One start." Try four years. I'm not saying I'm not going to be watching the game and rooting, rooting, rooting for the home team, but this guy's inconsistency is old hat for me. Also, the enthusiasm that maybe he'll turn it around any day now.

When Silva was in Minnesota, he matched up a few times with Cabrera, and I always like to note just how opposite of a style matchup you're seeing. Cabrera lives and dies on strikeouts, power pitching and hopefully not walking everyone. Silva lives and dies on balls not carrying out of the park, changing speeds, and hopefully not walking anyone, because he gets hit like crazy. When Silva is really, really on, as he was in 2005, he's very good. He walked nine in 188 1/3 that season. Cabrera might walk nine today. Since then his groundball rate has dropped some, he's walking more, and he's not quite as good as he was then. But he was pretty good last year after a hideous 2006, when fly balls did carry out of the park with great frequency.

Sweep_mediumMARINERS STARTING LINEUP

  1. Ichiro, RF
  2. Jose Lopez, 2B
  3. Raul Ibanez, LF
  4. Adrian Beltre, 3B
  5. Brad Wilkerson, RF
  6. Richie Sexson, 1B
  7. Jose Vidro, DH
  8. Kenji Johjima, C
  9. Yuniesky Betancourt, SS

Aa770f8e4e6cc62b50cca53b3d4d2de5-getty-80323040gf001_sea_balt_mediumORIOLES STARTING LINEUP

  1. Brian Roberts, 2B
  2. Melvin Mora, 3B
  3. Nick Markakis, RF
  4. Kevin Millar, 1B
  5. Aubrey Huff, DH
  6. Luke Scott, LF
  7. Ramon Hernandez, C
  8. Adam Jones, CF
  9. Luis Hernandez, SS

FUN STATS

  • Nick Markakis and Brian Roberts have killed Silva over the years. Markakis is 6-for-9 (.667) with three homers and two doubles. Roberts is 10-for-24 (.417) with two homers and a double.
  • Richie Sexson is 0-for-13 with three walks and five strikeouts against Cabrera.
  • Ichiro is 2-for-12 this series after murdering the Orioles forever.
  • Kevin Millar is 5-for-10 with three walks this series after long struggling against the Mariners.

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Break out the BROOMS!!!!

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is Birdland"

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 7, 2008 12:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Hell Yeah!

On another note:

Will the O's ever be three games above .500 again this season? Or four, if we win today against the unimpressive M's. My vote: no.

by PhilR8 on Apr 7, 2008 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Millar said we'd win the WS.

Who am I to say he's wrong.

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 7, 2008 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

if ever there was a night...

to predict DanCab to have success, would tonight be it?

--it's cold, making it tough to face a power pitcher
--the M's are a relatively free-swingin' bunch
--Carlos Silva stinks
--they're riding the 4 game "no Orioles Magic" streak

not that i AM prediciting DanCab to succeed. just that it seems like the timimg would be right if someone were to make that unenvyable leap.

THIS is Birdland?!?

by Dave at Bottomfeeder Baseball on Apr 7, 2008 2:31 PM EDT reply actions  

D-CABs

...rights his ship today!

Who's with me?

YYYEEAAARGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!

by zknower on Apr 7, 2008 2:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I think Danny's ship is too tall to be righted, Howard.

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 7, 2008 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Greta, you have no faith.

Remember that time I said Brandon Fahey was gonna do something awesome? And he did? Or that time I called the Jay Gibbons home run? That one time? Or, you know, yesterday.

I'm just sayin' stranger things have happened.

"Yeah, I mean - Cal was much more important to me growing up than Jesus. And frankly, set just as good an example. Loyalty, discipline, hard work, humility, generosity, charity, AND 3,184 career hits. Is JESUS in the 3,000 hit club? I don't think so." - 2632

by Kristen on Apr 7, 2008 2:40 PM EDT reply actions  

REPLY.

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 7, 2008 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

She'll get it sonner or later.

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 7, 2008 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kristen is exceedingly intelligent. She's doing it to spite me.

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 7, 2008 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

The internet has no record of a Brandon Fahey walk off.

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 7, 2008 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think you erased all records.

Like the internet chimera you are.

"Yeah, I mean - Cal was much more important to me growing up than Jesus. And frankly, set just as good an example. Loyalty, discipline, hard work, humility, generosity, charity, AND 3,184 career hits. Is JESUS in the 3,000 hit club? I don't think so." - 2632

by Kristen on Apr 7, 2008 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Subscribing to the

"Even a broken clock is right twice a day" philosophy?

by Chanumas on Apr 7, 2008 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

close

The Sidney Deane philosphy: "Sun shines on a dog's ass some days, Billy Hoyle."

Plus, you know, his history.

by Scott Christ on Apr 7, 2008 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

In other news...

Base Knock Bako is 1 for 3 with a double today.

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 7, 2008 3:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh man...

Joe Angel just said

"There's plenty of seats available, so if you're in the neighborhood, come on down! We'd love to have you."

by Chanumas on Apr 7, 2008 3:03 PM EDT reply actions  

This is not going to be good.

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 7, 2008 3:08 PM EDT reply actions  

pain in the ass.

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 7, 2008 3:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Trailing

is all part of the master plan

Drinkin' the Kool-Aid!!!

by BPinOK on Apr 7, 2008 3:10 PM EDT reply actions  

oh man

Maybe I'm glad to be at work and not able to watch.

by Stacey on Apr 7, 2008 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

jesus h. christ.

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 7, 2008 3:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok, this is not funny

"Baltimore? That's like being hit in the head with a crowbar once a day."

by spike2131 on Apr 7, 2008 3:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Thorne

"Boy. Right now Daniel Cabrera is pitching batting practice."

by Scott Christ on Apr 7, 2008 3:12 PM EDT reply actions  

WAS THAT 4.5 THE OVER/INDER FOR DINGERS ALLOWED

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 7, 2008 3:13 PM EDT reply actions  

dudes...

and not giving up homers is the best thing he does! criminy.

by j.q. higgins on Apr 7, 2008 3:14 PM EDT reply actions  

holy shit....

my office radio can't seem to get anything but staticky static....reading back to back leadoff homers makes me suddenly glad.

by Chanumas on Apr 7, 2008 3:15 PM EDT reply actions  

er...

I mean I'm glad that I can't see or hear the game.....not glad for the homers

by Chanumas on Apr 7, 2008 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

jeez

Cabrera v. SexTon is a great battle.

Cabrera wins, telling you how cooked SexTon is as a player.

by Scott Christ on Apr 7, 2008 3:18 PM EDT reply actions  

well, i was away a bit there

but sounds like my boy is going to be a piñata today.

hey, still only 1 BB so far, right?

by zknower on Apr 7, 2008 3:19 PM EDT reply actions  

So I guess this begs the question...

...do y'all think D-Cab lasts the whole season in the rotation?

by Chanumas on Apr 7, 2008 3:20 PM EDT reply actions  

no

Trembley's thoughts on Cabrera late last year told me enough. I don't think he has a lot of faith in him or wants to keep him on a long leash. This is my favorite thing about Diamond Dave.

by Scott Christ on Apr 7, 2008 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

but ... but ...

i thought he had "potential"!

by cubotic on Apr 7, 2008 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

He has pretty bad career numbers vs. Seattle, yes?

Or am I making that up?

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 7, 2008 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, you're right. i was making that up.

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 7, 2008 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

way to take some pitches

GOD knows we wouldn't want to get into the M's bullpen

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 7, 2008 3:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Wait

4 HRs in 2 Starts for Cabrera? Fucking hell.

by Jonny Pops on Apr 7, 2008 3:22 PM EDT reply actions  

YES

The August 22, 2006, game. Nicky Three Dongs was his Mafia nickname for me.

by Scott Christ on Apr 7, 2008 3:23 PM EDT reply actions  

the tale of the tape through one...

carlos silva: 9pitches

danny cabs: THIRTY TWO!!!

THIS is birdland.

by j.q. higgins on Apr 7, 2008 3:26 PM EDT reply actions  

D-Cabs

5-6 shutout innings now. He was not Birdland for the first inning, but he will now be Birdland for the rest of the game.

DAMMIT.

by zknower on Apr 7, 2008 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah, but he is...

the time is now, the place is now.

by j.q. higgins on Apr 7, 2008 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

unfortunately against # 7,8,9

but if he does it in the 3rd I'll be impressed.

by math_geek on Apr 7, 2008 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

sure, it matters for anybody

We don't have great hitting either. But Roberts, Nicky Mark, and Mora verses Hernandez, Jones, and Luis Luis???

by math_geek on Apr 7, 2008 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

is anyone else getting weird random music

in the background of their mlb audio??

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 7, 2008 3:29 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah

i thought it was some at bat music, but it's still going on.

by nesloq on Apr 7, 2008 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too

"Baltimore? That's like being hit in the head with a crowbar once a day."

by spike2131 on Apr 7, 2008 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

There are 2 stations coming through on my mlb feed.

This is trippy. And annoying.

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 7, 2008 3:31 PM EDT reply actions  

me too

I'm using MLB radio. I think I was hearing a Whitney Houston song in the background but, wait, it's gone now. No, it's back again.

Wolf, wolf, wolf.

by birdman on Apr 7, 2008 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey o's

how about a HIT. stop aiming for the fences and get on a damn base.

by cubotic on Apr 7, 2008 3:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Now they are talking about the Twins

"Baltimore? That's like being hit in the head with a crowbar once a day."

by spike2131 on Apr 7, 2008 3:36 PM EDT reply actions  

And now my audio is completely gone

Gameday Audio is not Birdland

"Baltimore? That's like being hit in the head with a crowbar once a day."

by spike2131 on Apr 7, 2008 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, i'm just listening to my mlb.tv now.

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 7, 2008 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cabrera

1st: 32 pitches
2nd: 10 pitches
3rd: 11 pitches

Can I introduce the idea of giving this guy a couple Four Horsemen shots before he takes the mound in the first inning?

by Scott Christ on Apr 7, 2008 3:40 PM EDT reply actions  

I second

that third inning was pretty awesome.

by math_geek on Apr 7, 2008 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh God

Keep the Crow away from AJ!!!

by Jonny Pops on Apr 7, 2008 3:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Silva's thrown 22 pitches

Not good if we want to feast on the Mariners bullpen at the end of this game...

"Baltimore? That's like being hit in the head with a crowbar once a day."

by spike2131 on Apr 7, 2008 3:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Whaaaaaaat?

That was outside - Jesus H.

by Jonny Pops on Apr 7, 2008 3:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Man

what's Luis been eating?

by Jonny Pops on Apr 7, 2008 3:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Was that a bribe

I just saw Silva handing the umpire?

by Jonny Pops on Apr 7, 2008 3:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah!

This might possibly be Birdland-like!

by BrianS on Apr 7, 2008 3:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Brian Bob. Praise him.

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 7, 2008 3:46 PM EDT reply actions  

BIRDLAND, BITCHES!

"Baltimore? That's like being hit in the head with a crowbar once a day."

by spike2131 on Apr 7, 2008 3:47 PM EDT reply actions  

hey have you heard?

Brian Roberts led the league in stealing third base last year.

by Scott Christ on Apr 7, 2008 3:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Guys, I have a problem

I'm trying to hate Luis! Why does he get the hits? I like that he gets the hits, but I'm supposed to hate him. I'm conflicted!!

by Stacey on Apr 7, 2008 3:48 PM EDT reply actions  

DOOOOOONG

MELVIN MORA

3-2 O'S

THIS IS MOTHERFUCKING BIRDLAND

by Scott Christ on Apr 7, 2008 3:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Back to reality..

Palmer: "Imagine where the Orioles would be right now without Roberts"

I mean, I like this little winning as much as the next guy, but come on.

BTW MORA!

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 7, 2008 3:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Ahhhhh yes....

....Welcome back to Birdland!!!!

by Jonny Pops on Apr 7, 2008 3:49 PM EDT reply actions  

MELMO IS BIRDLAND.

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 7, 2008 3:49 PM EDT reply actions  

It must have been the gold chain Silva took off

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 7, 2008 3:49 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm hoping that trading MelMo is Birdland

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 7, 2008 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Melmo's

64 kids are BIRDLAND!

Drinkin' the Kool-Aid!!!

by BPinOK on Apr 7, 2008 3:49 PM EDT reply actions  

after the heat King Felix was throwing yesterday

it just took them sometime to get adjusted.

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 7, 2008 3:50 PM EDT reply actions  

melmo esta muy feliz!

mopey melmo no esta la tierra de los aves!

by j.q. higgins on Apr 7, 2008 3:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I wonder how much M's fans are loving that Bedard trade right now....

....after all, wasn't the Wilkerson signing what made Adam Jones expendable?

by Chanumas on Apr 7, 2008 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

you can see on their site

that they absolutely hated it.
They felt that they weren't even a win now team, and that losing Jones and Sherril basically meant that even Bedard couldn't bring them to the playoffs.

by math_geek on Apr 7, 2008 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bedard sitting out yesterday....

... with a sore ass couldn't have helped matters.

"Baltimore? That's like being hit in the head with a crowbar once a day."

by spike2131 on Apr 7, 2008 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I never actually thought

the deal was unfair.
I was a little disappointed we didn't get one of their top prospect pitchers as well as AJ.

by math_geek on Apr 7, 2008 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seemed like a fair deal to me too

Bedard's just fragile is all. He'll come around.

"Baltimore? That's like being hit in the head with a crowbar once a day."

by spike2131 on Apr 7, 2008 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're kidding, right?

BRAD freakin' WILKERSONJ made A.J. expendable?

BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

jeezus

i can't get mlb.com to work AT ALL today. not even audio. i have to follow this game on sportsline. sucks.

by zknower on Apr 7, 2008 3:58 PM EDT reply actions  

mlb.com gameday, son

They have little video clips included in the play-by-play for each inning of scoring plays. It rules.

by PhilR8 on Apr 7, 2008 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Got the same thing at worl

Because, you know, they are doing maintenance DURING GAMES to make our experience better.

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well,

I forgot this was an afternoon game and did not DVR this morning....NOT Birdland...

Drinkin' the Kool-Aid!!!

by BPinOK on Apr 7, 2008 4:00 PM EDT reply actions  

mos def not Birdland

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 7, 2008 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just got in

How in the HELL are the O's winning this game?

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 4:01 PM EDT reply actions  

See the comment above yours...

:)

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

So much for that....

Was it Chuck Knobloch who lost his mind and didn't throw home during the playoffs?

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 4:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Forgetting about the baserunner...

... is not Birdland.

"Baltimore? That's like being hit in the head with a crowbar once a day."

by spike2131 on Apr 7, 2008 4:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Cabreraland is harshing Birdland's mellow

Cabreraland is a mellow harsher.

"Baltimore? That's like being hit in the head with a crowbar once a day."

by spike2131 on Apr 7, 2008 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is what it sounds like when dove cry...

my circle of friends talk like this all the time. alas, we are constantly having our collective mellow harshed.

by j.q. higgins on Apr 7, 2008 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scoring a run due to

defensive indifference is DEFINITELY not Birdland. Geez, that's shorthand for "we didn't even bother trying to get you out and we coulda."

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 4:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Danny Cabs

totally forgot a runner was coming home was he stood disappointed they didn't get the runner at first.

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

talk to your boy, z.

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 7, 2008 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Today's understatement of the day...

And Danny, never known for his fielding...

Gee, YA THINK Jim?

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 4:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, he's known for his fielding alright

Everybody knows it sucks.

"Baltimore? That's like being hit in the head with a crowbar once a day."

by spike2131 on Apr 7, 2008 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

And that's, what 3 pitches and 2 outs?

Way to get into the bullpen, guys...

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 4:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Good fan!

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 7, 2008 4:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Luke Scott...

writin' in his book is Birdland.

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 4:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Ronnie's stil a dillweed

in case you guys didn't know.

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 4:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I noticed that...

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not Birdland?

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm here with my friend

Al, Nancy and Ruby and they just received...

THE TNA HEAVYWIEGHT TITLE!

I love MASN and DirecTv not getting along.

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 4:12 PM EDT reply actions  

oh God

Two pitches in and you can tell where Cabrera's going this inning.

Bob Weir & Rat Dog? Eat it.

by Scott Christ on Apr 7, 2008 4:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Geez, DirecTv missed the first two pitches

telling me about the next TNA PPV.

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 p.m. Tuesday start times

are DEFININTELY not Birdland.

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 4:14 PM EDT reply actions  

and so is bad typing...

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Says the people without day jobs...

:)

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know

And I also do then find myself wondering what I'm supposed to do at 7:05.

by Scott Christ on Apr 7, 2008 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love West Coast games

About the first three times in a season. Then I'm like, "Fuck, I have to be up until 1 if I want to watch them lose?"

by Scott Christ on Apr 7, 2008 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK, I'll grant you that.

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Drink

It's New Beers Eve, Scott. I can't believe you didn't know that.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/04/07/new.beers.eve/index.html

(I learned this about 10 minutes ago.)

by BrianS on Apr 7, 2008 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know about it

I don't like these things, where all the amateurs go out and get way, way too drunk and puke and fall over. St. Patty's Day can suck it.

by Scott Christ on Apr 7, 2008 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

Sorry, I was totally kidding. I didn't know this was 1) common knowledge or 2) something that was actually celebrated outside places like St. Louis and/or Milwaukee.

Sorry, I live in a cave.

by BrianS on Apr 7, 2008 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah

I only knew about it because the bar I go to has a thing for it. They like to celebrate anything. When they get bored, they have a Mardi Gras night in fuckin' October.

by Scott Christ on Apr 7, 2008 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

No need of such things here.

We have "Drink Because you Live in northern York County Night" every night.

by BrianS on Apr 7, 2008 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

good call Jim

"You throw hard. Sometimes you're spotty with your control."

Yes sometimes.

by Scott Christ on Apr 7, 2008 4:16 PM EDT reply actions  

4-3 Mariners

Get him out of there. I'm so sick of Daniel Cabrera. Enough of this shit.

by Scott Christ on Apr 7, 2008 4:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Patience

He's almost warmed up. He hits his stride about 100 pitches into a game. It's smooth sailing from there!

by PhilR8 on Apr 7, 2008 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm with you on this one

My optimism wore out with Daniel last year. He will NOT be a good pitcher for us - EVER. The only other thing I am so sure about is that Joan River's face will one day melt.

by Y Not on Apr 7, 2008 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's a bus to Norfolk leaving at 5 p.m.

Be on it. Seriously.

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bowie is just a short drive...

"Baltimore? That's like being hit in the head with a crowbar once a day."

by spike2131 on Apr 7, 2008 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just don't send him to Delmarva...

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

York Revolution?

I am seriously waiting for them to sign Jay Gibbons

by BrianS on Apr 7, 2008 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jay Gibbons was made for the York Revolution

"Baltimore? That's like being hit in the head with a crowbar once a day."

by spike2131 on Apr 7, 2008 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Watch

your mouth.

Drinkin' the Kool-Aid!!!

by BPinOK on Apr 7, 2008 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Came through, yet again...

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

AJ!

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 7, 2008 4:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Dr. Jones!

"Baltimore? That's like being hit in the head with a crowbar once a day."

by spike2131 on Apr 7, 2008 4:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Adam Jones, SON!

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 7, 2008 4:21 PM EDT reply actions  

LUIS IS UP

WE GOT EM RIGHT WHERE WE WANT EM

by cubotic on Apr 7, 2008 4:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Luis is a pimp.

And what was that little shoving match AJ got into?

by BrianS on Apr 7, 2008 4:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Me and my hip-hop-challenged self

totally don't get this.

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Luis is a pimp

Too $hort is a pimp

And from now on this is my nickname for Luis.

by cubotic on Apr 7, 2008 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about...

too error-prone? Too offensivele-challenged?

Nah, better defer to your judgement on these matters.

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

B-Rob is in Birdland!

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 4:23 PM EDT reply actions  

BRob

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 7, 2008 4:23 PM EDT reply actions  

BIRDLAND!

"Baltimore? That's like being hit in the head with a crowbar once a day."

by spike2131 on Apr 7, 2008 4:23 PM EDT reply actions  

/silent office fist pump

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 7, 2008 4:23 PM EDT reply actions  

if the guy across from me can fart all damn day, i can pump my fist.

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 7, 2008 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

HR is down the hall and to the left

next to the recycling station...

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

BRob

should just run directly from 1st to 3rd so MelMo can drive him in.

Drinkin' the Kool-Aid!!!

by BPinOK on Apr 7, 2008 4:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Is it wrong of me to take joy in the misery of others

ie totally enjoying the comments over at lookout landing

by PhilR8 on Apr 7, 2008 4:27 PM EDT reply actions  

nah

LL is awesome. Mariners fans are pretty cool.

by Scott Christ on Apr 7, 2008 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Post some of the greatest hits...

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

They have a lot of rage over at LL.

They make us look like a bunch of Jim Hunters.

by BrianS on Apr 7, 2008 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn. I didn't think that would be possible.

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Burning a pitchout is Birdland

"Baltimore? That's like being hit in the head with a crowbar once a day."

by spike2131 on Apr 7, 2008 4:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Luis

Can't Nobody Hold Luis Down....

Drinkin' the Kool-Aid!!!

by BPinOK on Apr 7, 2008 4:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Ehh

I still say Puffy's an ugly looking dude.

by Dr Orpheus on Apr 7, 2008 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

You mean Ronnie is STILL a dillweed?

Who knew?

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 4:29 PM EDT reply actions  

ffs!

worh the goddam count! carlos silva fucking ate sidney ponson and you're letting this piece of garbage coast!

by j.q. higgins on Apr 7, 2008 4:29 PM EDT reply actions  

That was BRob...

actually counting his bitches.

Drinkin' the Kool-Aid!!!

by BPinOK on Apr 7, 2008 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

awesome.

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 7, 2008 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sexson has his first career hit against Cabs

Who is still in the game. I don't know why. Albers could get in there.

by Scott Christ on Apr 7, 2008 4:33 PM EDT reply actions  

c'mon, man...

he may not be able to throw strikes, get outs or field, but danny cabs is an innings eater!

by j.q. higgins on Apr 7, 2008 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Bradford and Walker are appreciative

Funny how we now consider pitching into the sixth inning surprising.

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 7, 2008 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jose Vidro

makes his picture on gamecase look fat.

Drinkin' the Kool-Aid!!!

by BPinOK on Apr 7, 2008 4:35 PM EDT reply actions  

oops...

Drinkin' the Kool-Aid!!!

by BPinOK on Apr 7, 2008 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

nevermind...

i suck

Drinkin' the Kool-Aid!!!

by BPinOK on Apr 7, 2008 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha!

the mlb gameday batters box looked like a freaking jackson pollock.

by j.q. higgins on Apr 7, 2008 4:36 PM EDT reply actions  

can i say...

how surprised i was to hear his name is pronounced sar-FAH-tay?

by j.q. higgins on Apr 7, 2008 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too.

I'd never heard it spoken until yesterday. I just assumed it was SAR-fate.

by BrianS on Apr 7, 2008 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

y'know...

if DC makes it out of this inning unscathed, this is a gritty performance.

by j.q. higgins on Apr 7, 2008 4:37 PM EDT reply actions  

here's what happens to him

Kenji Johjima is terrible!!!!

by Matthew on Apr 7, 2008 4:36 PM EDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

Straight and to the point haha
And now the announcers are harping on our lack of patience. Thanks.

by seattlesundevil on Apr 7, 2008 4:37 PM EDT to parent up reply reply

by PhilR8 on Apr 7, 2008 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone see Adam Jone's picture on Yahoo?

Was the memory card full? Couldn't you get another picture?

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 7, 2008 4:40 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

he couldn't have shown up sober that day?

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 7, 2008 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm betting the rookie

got the 6:30 AM photo shoot call while Huff got 2 p.m....

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

/inappropriate laughter at work

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 7, 2008 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES!!!

I saw this earlier this morning and lost it.

by Dr Orpheus on Apr 7, 2008 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

shut up Palmer

"I tell ya, I can't wait to see Brian Burres pitch."

His boner for Burres knows no bounds.

by Scott Christ on Apr 7, 2008 4:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, Jim. You're the only one.

I can wait just fine, thanks.

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on Apr 7, 2008 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

why?

what is that? burres is even an exciting fringe-y pitcher.

by j.q. higgins on Apr 7, 2008 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

eh

There are a lot of organizations where this guy wouldn't be in the major leagues. The fact that he's in the Baltimore rotation says plenty about where we've been.

by Scott Christ on Apr 7, 2008 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Burres is shit.

He'll always be shit. Maybe he'd be useful bullpen shit, but he is not an MLB starter.

by KenDixonFanClub on Apr 7, 2008 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even moreso than usual...

This game seems to be turning into "Story Time with Jim Palmer."

by BrianS on Apr 7, 2008 4:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Orioles blanktes while sittin' in the stands?

THAT'S Birdland!

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 4:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Why the hell can't I type today????

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Luuuuuuuuke

There is still good in him, I can feel it.

by BrianS on Apr 7, 2008 4:44 PM EDT reply actions  

luuuuuuuuuke

he is your father, Mariners

by cubotic on Apr 7, 2008 4:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Palmer:

"There's no way you're not going to get better if you're working with Terry Crowley."

by Jonny Pops on Apr 7, 2008 4:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Is it piling on

if we offer more than 15 examples from the past 3 years alone?

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow...

that sentence violated my brain.

by j.q. higgins on Apr 7, 2008 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Finally got home

I hate having a job. But I love Luke!

by Stacey on Apr 7, 2008 4:45 PM EDT reply actions  

About damn time!

He's SUCH a dillweed.

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

I hope the next commercial shows his cell phone being attached to an IED and blowing him up.

by PhilR8 on Apr 7, 2008 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Killed by Death"

is my second favorite, after Ace of Spades. And the Hayseed Dixie version of Ace of Spades is awesome, btw.

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK, that's enough crap

Luke needs to move up in the lineup... NOW.

by math_geek on Apr 7, 2008 4:47 PM EDT reply actions  

yup

Outside of them thinking Huff can still hit for power, I have no idea why he doesn't hit fifth.

by Scott Christ on Apr 7, 2008 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Patience, grasshopper...

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nicely played

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Trembley

Didn't I read something this morning about Trembley wanting to use Walker and Bradford less???

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 7, 2008 4:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Can't believe...

everything you see in the papers.

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's it!

resurrect the cybernetic arm of jesse orosco!

by j.q. higgins on Apr 7, 2008 4:50 PM EDT reply actions  

So I fire up my MLB.com at 12:45 am and Palmer sez

Terry Crowley makes you a better hitter. How 'bout Sam Perlozzo makes you a better reliever? How about Custer needed more Indians? Er, Native Americans. But you get my drift. Makes you wanna turn it off. But the suspense is killing me.

Remember the Birdland!

by Titov on Apr 7, 2008 4:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Titov, we GOTTA get you a avatar

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Luis, Luis discussion above

prompted a change in mine

You can't fix stupid. Stupid is forever.

by sluggo 2.0 on Apr 7, 2008 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

You could use this...

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 4:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Hmm

Why do I fear that this picture will devour my soul?

by Dr Orpheus on Apr 7, 2008 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not without access to your account.

I can try and walk you through it. Email me at meggabill AT yahoo DOT com
Yeah, that's my e-maill addy. Hadn't even turned 30 yet when I got that one.

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

What, the 10K fans that showed up Wednesday?

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Springsteen? Really?

We got a good game going and you bring that BRUUCE nonsense in here?

I'm disappointed, really, I am.

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

BRUUUUUUUUCCCEEEE!!!!!

"Baltimore? That's like being hit in the head with a crowbar once a day."

by spike2131 on Apr 7, 2008 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guess I picked the wrong crowd....

Sorry, his brilliance has always escaped me. 'Cept for Tunnel Of Love, which is a great tune.

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

true dat.

one of my earliest memories of my wife is her putting TOL on a mix tape for me. :)

by zknower on Apr 7, 2008 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awwwww.......that's sweet.

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

see

I don't think he's BRILLIANT. I just think he's fuckin' good. Like Tom Petty.

by Scott Christ on Apr 7, 2008 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

re

Tom Petty > Bruce Springsteen

Drinkin' the Kool-Aid!!!

by BPinOK on Apr 7, 2008 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm with you on Tom Petty

His Greatest Hits is, well, great

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Duck

I'm with you. Not really a springsteen fan.

Drinkin' the Kool-Aid!!!

by BPinOK on Apr 7, 2008 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

GAS!

"You gotta get up awful early to fool Mr. Furley." ~Ad Rock

by O's Before Ho's on Apr 7, 2008 4:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Ad Rock

Is the Adam Jones nickname we've been looking for?

by cubotic on Apr 7, 2008 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still think it's fuinny.

"a Homer that epic since reading The Illiad in college!"

But then again, I listen to bluegrass voluntarily...

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 5:00 PM EDT reply actions  

The Iliad is Birdland...

...though not as much as the Odyssey

by Chanumas on Apr 7, 2008 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Remember those commercials last year

With Adam "Drop and Drive" Loewen and Nick "Honey Bear" Markakis? They should do more of those. These Jim Hunter commercials are 100% suck.

by Stacey on Apr 7, 2008 5:00 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm with you

The chick in the "Drop and Drive" commercials always struck me as sneaky sexy...

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's good to see Bradford warming

I guess Trembley is going to limit him to game days.

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 7, 2008 5:01 PM EDT reply actions  

My faith is back in you Luis

I should never been led astray. For this, I present offerings of glove oil and sunflower seeds. ...also, a batting helmet that fits.

by Dr Orpheus on Apr 7, 2008 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

MVP Luis Hernandez

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 7, 2008 5:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Adam Jones T-SHIRT NIGHT????

I mean, I like the kid, but less than 10 games in?

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 5:03 PM EDT reply actions  

It'll be a good draw

You should have heard the applause the kid got for pinch running yesterday. Who gets a big ovation for pinch running? We're desperate for this kid.

I'll probably be there.

by Stacey on Apr 7, 2008 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually...

if the date's good, I just might make a trip.

:)

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Luis is Birdland?

That still blows my mind....

"Baltimore? That's like being hit in the head with a crowbar once a day."

by spike2131 on Apr 7, 2008 5:03 PM EDT reply actions  

LUUUUUis

swings the best wet newspaper in the bigs

"You gotta get up awful early to fool Mr. Furley." ~Ad Rock

by O's Before Ho's on Apr 7, 2008 5:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Markakis struggled at first, too

He'll come around when he sees the pitchers. He needs to read Luke's book.

by Scott Christ on Apr 7, 2008 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was hitting .200 at ASB in rookie year

Palmer mentioned it earlier.

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes, Gary

Luis is so awesome. And Nick Punto rules.

by Scott Christ on Apr 7, 2008 5:03 PM EDT reply actions  

He's the fucking man

I would send Pie over right now.

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 7, 2008 5:04 PM EDT reply actions  

O'Flaherty is warming up

This is good news...

"Baltimore? That's like being hit in the head with a crowbar once a day."

by spike2131 on Apr 7, 2008 5:05 PM EDT reply actions  

How about...

ROCH you?

/hides from thrown objects...

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes, bring in Erin

We lit him up yesterday, we'll do it again.

Wolf, wolf, wolf.

by birdman on Apr 7, 2008 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Luke Scott has big hair.

I can sympathize - mine pooofs up just like that when it gets long.

by Jonny Pops on Apr 7, 2008 5:06 PM EDT reply actions  

from LL

YOU GOTTA BE SHITTING ME

EOF Warming Up??

HYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNN!!!!!

Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum

by PositivePaul on Apr 7, 2008 5:05 PM EDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
C-Los

Living up to my irrational expectations, one pitch at a time.

...and now I'm here

by Librocrat on Apr 7, 2008 5:05 PM EDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

WOW EOF IS UP AND NOT RRS

HEAD EXPLOSION COMMENCING

by cwel87 on Apr 7, 2008 5:06 PM EDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

EOF again?!

by Graham on Apr 7, 2008 5:06 PM EDT reply reply

by Scott Christ on Apr 7, 2008 5:06 PM EDT reply actions  

and

Green is what sportsline shows

Drinkin' the Kool-Aid!!!

by BPinOK on Apr 7, 2008 5:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Cmon MelMo

Justify the fact that you were my favorite Oriole two years ago!

by Chanumas on Apr 7, 2008 5:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Melvin you sumbitch

Come on, Nick. Keep that SIlva killing up, brother.

by Scott Christ on Apr 7, 2008 5:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Nick

Be Birdland

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 7, 2008 5:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm on a 6 year old laptop

and DSL and doin' fine.

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's getting there

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 7, 2008 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

It happens

on my laptop, which is slower. I'm on my desktop now and it's fine.

by Jonny Pops on Apr 7, 2008 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

That wasn't Birdland

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 7, 2008 5:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh Nick.

Why don't you want to be Birdland?

by Stacey on Apr 7, 2008 5:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow. That was a NASTY pitch

Props on that one, Silva.

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 5:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Looking?

WTF? Looking?

Drinkin' the Kool-Aid!!!

by BPinOK on Apr 7, 2008 5:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Nasty, nasty pitch

Inside all the way and then broke across the zone late.

Just a nasty pitch.

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

man.. brian o'nora has an interesting interpretation of the strike zone

if gamecast's spots are accurate, markakis should have struck out 3 times in that one at bat

by Y Not on Apr 7, 2008 5:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Looked like a strike to me

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 7, 2008 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

i meant there were 2 pitches prior to that

called balls that were located in the strike zone... (according to gamecast)

by Y Not on Apr 7, 2008 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crappity Crap Fuck Shit!

"Baltimore? That's like being hit in the head with a crowbar once a day."

by spike2131 on Apr 7, 2008 5:11 PM EDT reply actions  

swing nick!

what are you thinking?!?

i hate going out like that.

by cubotic on Apr 7, 2008 5:11 PM EDT reply actions  

At least he got deep in the count...

...so that's somethin'

(But yeah.....Fucky McFuckles)

by Chanumas on Apr 7, 2008 5:11 PM EDT reply actions  

what the hell

Was there just a DOOM CLOUD over Camden Yards? Is the Age of Apocalypse about to begin?

by Scott Christ on Apr 7, 2008 5:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey! Who taught Gary to say Sexson?

Has he been saying that the entire game?

by Stacey on Apr 7, 2008 5:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought he had

But wasn't sure. Glad another set of ears picked it up.

Congratulations, Gary.

by Scott Christ on Apr 7, 2008 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jeeze

Wieters hit 2 HR in his first week of A ball??? Nice

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 7, 2008 5:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Guess I'm not Birdland

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 7, 2008 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

great call by Thorne

"That's one to left. Scott. Meanders. He's got it."

by Scott Christ on Apr 7, 2008 5:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Meanders?

I left the room for a second. Did GT really break out "meanders?" That's Birdland!

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Quick fly-ball outs

are Birdland.

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 5:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Where can I get a Sarfate jersey?

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 5:15 PM EDT reply actions  

That attitude is not Birdland

"Baltimore? That's like being hit in the head with a crowbar once a day."

by spike2131 on Apr 7, 2008 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

ALWAYS capitalize the "B"

That's what gave it away to me...

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

two gigs of SHEEP

HAHAHAHA!!!!!

old folks don't know what's in a computers!!

by Scott Christ on Apr 7, 2008 5:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on!

Put that crazy Irishman in.

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 7, 2008 5:17 PM EDT reply actions  

E O'Flaherty

The O's love seeing O'Flaherty more than Silva loves not being slim

"You gotta get up awful early to fool Mr. Furley." ~Ad Rock

by O's Before Ho's on Apr 7, 2008 5:18 PM EDT reply actions  

EOF is in!

Go get 'im, boys!

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 5:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Huff is Birdland!

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 5:18 PM EDT reply actions  

this is kind of sad...

I have a feeling if this guy gives up one run, he's going to be riding a bus for the rest of the year for their double-A club

by Y Not on Apr 7, 2008 5:19 PM EDT reply actions  

That would be West Tenn Diamond Jaxx


They play at Pringles Park!

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

E.O.F!!!

Comes through again!

"You gotta get up awful early to fool Mr. Furley." ~Ad Rock

by O's Before Ho's on Apr 7, 2008 5:19 PM EDT reply actions  

I love OFlaherty

That kid is BirdFuckingLand

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 7, 2008 5:19 PM EDT reply actions  

LUUUUUKE

Don't let Aubrey be more Birdland than you!

by Stacey on Apr 7, 2008 5:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Just take it

We don't want O'Flaherty thrown out

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 7, 2008 5:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Can't imagine how crazy LL must be right now

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 7, 2008 5:21 PM EDT reply actions  

My favorite

"i really can't believe how fucking dumb Squinty McFuckface is"

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 7, 2008 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Boooooo's

ain't about how he plays, bud (not yet at least). It's about him saying some shit that was out of line and unacceptable about the City. Now if you have no pride in Baltimore that's fine - that's on you. But don't rag on people that do.

by Jonny Pops on Apr 7, 2008 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

i have pride in the city.. but sorry that i'm not sensitive like a daffodil

I'm more irked about a guy who criticizes the team and whines about wanting to leave.

by Y Not on Apr 7, 2008 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

he earned those boos

And he knows he has to play out of them. Going fucking 2-for-14 in a series isn't going to get it done over the long haul, either.

by Scott Christ on Apr 7, 2008 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

The M's Danys Baez

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 7, 2008 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he's actuall Brower-esque

Well beyond Baez

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 7, 2008 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

did the O's fans

give O'Flaherty a standing ovation as he left? (that would be pretty cruel..)

by Y Not on Apr 7, 2008 5:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I think they were cheering

LUUUUKE, who left for a pinch runner

by Stacey on Apr 7, 2008 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I heard Razor was in the

best shape of his life this spring

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 7, 2008 5:25 PM EDT reply actions  

ehhhhhhh

AJ shouldn't have swung at that shit.

by Jonny Pops on Apr 7, 2008 5:28 PM EDT reply actions  

It's business time

you know it's time for business and it's business time.

by zknower on Apr 7, 2008 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's not Wednesday that's the day we go see your Mother

But its Business TIME

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 7, 2008 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sherrill

You got it going on

"You gotta get up awful early to fool Mr. Furley." ~Ad Rock

by O's Before Ho's on Apr 7, 2008 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bring in that Flat Brim Bastard

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 7, 2008 5:29 PM EDT reply actions  

You know what it's like when you have a cold

and you take antihistamines and sh*t and sort of stumble around in a daze, always reacting slower than everybody around you to what's going on? Well, that's what watching MLB.com half way around the freaking world is like.

Wait, if I actually *take* some antihistamines, maybe it'll even things out.

OK, let's get Sheriff Sherrill out there and put this thing to bed, and me with it.

Remember the Birdland!

by Titov on Apr 7, 2008 5:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Someone

is going to have to hold EOF

Drinkin' the Kool-Aid!!!

by BPinOK on Apr 7, 2008 5:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice job Luis Luis

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 7, 2008 5:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Oooooof

easy with those throws Luis.

by Jonny Pops on Apr 7, 2008 5:32 PM EDT reply actions  

hey Jim

What's Sherrill's velocity? Is it 89-90? I HAVE NO IDEA YET

by Scott Christ on Apr 7, 2008 5:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I can't watch...

not just b/c I'm at work either

Drinkin' the Kool-Aid!!!

by BPinOK on Apr 7, 2008 5:34 PM EDT reply actions  

O R I O L E S !!!!!!!

MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 7, 2008 5:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck Yeah

The Bedard trade looks kinda good during this series. 2 doubles, RBI, and 3 saves to a sore hip.

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 7, 2008 5:35 PM EDT reply actions  

woohooo

nice.

Drinkin' the Kool-Aid!!!

by BPinOK on Apr 7, 2008 5:36 PM EDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 7, 2008 5:36 PM EDT reply actions  

WOW

My girlfriend called, so I had to miss the Aubrey Huff homer, but that was incredible.

GEORGE SHERILL IS BIRDLAND

by math_geek on Apr 7, 2008 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not

expecting much going in makes it even better.

Drinkin' the Kool-Aid!!!

by BPinOK on Apr 7, 2008 5:36 PM EDT reply actions  

hey where did payton catch that?

gamecast showed that he caught it in the 4th row of left field

by Y Not on Apr 7, 2008 5:36 PM EDT reply actions  

It was about 2' in front of the wall

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 7, 2008 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wasn't far off

Scared the hell out of me

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 7, 2008 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

When that came off the bat

I thought, "NO, Sherrill just blew a save!"

by wscott on Apr 7, 2008 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh btw.

5-1.

4 games over .500

FUCK YEAH!!@!@!@!

BIRDLAND

by Y Not on Apr 7, 2008 5:38 PM EDT reply actions  

I told you I always like that Huff guy

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 7, 2008 5:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Can we all forgive Huff now???

At least until his next stupid comment and 2-39 slump?

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 7, 2008 5:40 PM EDT reply actions  

We need a visit from the pope

anyone want to work on that .jpg? :)

by Y Not on Apr 7, 2008 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just don't put a flourescent light

on the bed sheets...

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

D-Cabs

keeping under the 4.5 BB total

by zknower on Apr 7, 2008 5:40 PM EDT reply actions  

i still hate Huff and Millar

but even curmudgeons like one in the win column!

THIS is Birdland?!?

by Dave at Bottomfeeder Baseball on Apr 7, 2008 5:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Joe Angel interview with Huff

Huff daddy or H-Diddy? For a guy who self identifies as a "country guy"?

Wolf, wolf, wolf.

by birdman on Apr 7, 2008 5:42 PM EDT reply actions  

top ten phrases that sound dirty but aren't

i like one in the win column

THIS is Birdland?!?

by Dave at Bottomfeeder Baseball on Apr 7, 2008 5:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Had to follow this game on Yahoo gamecast

or whatever it's called, and had to fight to keep myself from having to explain to 10 year old Korean ESL students why it's acceptable to occasionally yell "FUCK YEAH! THAT'S BIRDLAND!" in a way that wouldn't get me fired.

by KenDixonFanClub on Apr 7, 2008 5:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh wow...

Lookout Landing now says "Go Rays" at the top.

by BrianS on Apr 7, 2008 5:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Is 161-1 unrealistic?

Only if the next 156 are also come-from-behind.

Remember the Birdland!

by Titov on Apr 7, 2008 5:45 PM EDT reply actions  

This makes us a lock until at least Wednesday night!

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 7, 2008 5:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I meant this locks us into first until Wednesday night

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 7, 2008 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is fun

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Apr 7, 2008 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could get used to it...

"I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves." - Major Leauge

by duck on Apr 7, 2008 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

the M's BP really sucks

When we played them last summer, the game would remain tight until late, the O's BP would implode and the M's BP would just dominate us. In fact, I remember staying up late 3 nights in a row only to watch John Parrish or some other sorry reliever give the game away.3 nights in a row. The M's are looking at 78 win season with Bavasi getting fired. Their manager has to be on the hot seat now.

Wolf, wolf, wolf.

by birdman on Apr 7, 2008 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was over on LookOut Landing

and, umm, yeah you could say they don't like him over there.

It's kinda Mazzilli-like.
Those poor bastards.

"Daddy, is Hevan like BIRDLAND?"
"No son, Hevan is BIRDLAND."

by BENNY BIRDMAN on Apr 7, 2008 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

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