So he assembles one of the oldest, highest paid team with the biggest stars; and he wants them to play like one of the youngest teams with the second lowest payroll, with no real stars (unless you count Kazmir and Percival). Yeah, just start playing like Tampa; great plan.

It’s kind of like when he came out two weeks ago and suggested that Mussina just start pitching like Jamie Moyer. Once again great plan. And maybe Giambi should just play like he is 5 years younger (and still on steroids).

In his first season overseeing the team’s baseball operations, Steinbrenner expects the Yankees to put together a hot streak, which has become a trademark in recent years.

POOF! It will happen if I click my heels…..