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Gameday Thread: Red Sox (24-18) @ O's (20-19)

Boston Red Sox at Baltimore Orioles, May 14, 2008 3:05 PM EDT


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  Today's Starting Pitchers GS IP ERA WHIP BAA BB K W-L
Jon Lester - LH 9 51.0 4.06 1.51 .260 27 29 2-2
Daniel Cabrera - RH 8 53.1 3.54 1.20 .206 24 34 3-1
Red Sox AB AVG OBP HR RBI
1 Jacoby Ellsbury - RF 113 .265 .380 3 13
2 Dustin Pedroia - 2B 176 .307 .344 1 20
3 David Ortiz - DH 154 .240 .343 7 29
4 Manny Ramirez - LF 152 .309 .390 8 27
5 Mike Lowell - 3B 95 .263 .304 3 10
6 Kevin Youkilis 150 .313 .391 8 30
7 Jason Varitek - C 110 .255 .328 3 14
8 Alex Cora - SS 107 .600 .647 0 1
9 Jonathan Van Every - CF 106 .264 .350 5 16
Orioles AB AVG OBP HR RBI
1 Brian Roberts - 2B 148 .264 .349 3 15
2 Jay Payton - LF 75 .227 .256 2 6
3 Nick Markakis - RF 139 .259 .391 7 17
4 Aubrey Huff - 3B 145 .262 .327 6 23
5 Kevin Millar - 1B 144 .236 .319 5 20
6 Luke Scott - LF 114 .281 .357 2 13
7 Adam Jones - CF 134 .231 .278 2 11
8 Freddie Bynum - SS 19 .316 .350 0 0
9 Guillermo Quiroz - C 35 .171 .275 1 3

Both teams are sporting some banged-up lineups. Jonathan Van Every is 28 years old, but the Red Sox decided this is better than actually starting Sean Casey at first base. The Red Sox are smarter than the Tigers. -- SC

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Let's take two.

And send those Massholes home crying in their Sam Adams.

BTW, there’s a thread up on SOSH wherein a bunch of tough guy New Englanders lament the use of profanity by Orioles fans at OPCY. Apparently we weren’t lubed up in the appropriate position last night as a fan base & they don’t know what to make of it other than to lump us (suddenly) in with Philadelphia fans.

Gee, why do you suppose they call it “Mobtown”, beaneaters? Because it’s Disney on a stick?

Grow a pair.

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on May 14, 2008 1:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hopefully, the crowd for tonight’s game will be a bit more civilized.

I’ll also chip in by saying the O’s fans were atypically fired up and, in some cases, inappropriate last night. There was a couple right behind us that was just being belligerently drunk and annoying, screaming “siddown, fatass!!!” at Papi everytime he made an out. When Manny grounded into the double play they screamed right into my ear and I literally had to turn around and tell them to tone it down, as it’s only May. It seemed like this was happening in every section based on what other Sox fans were telling me.

I think it’s safe to say that all teams have “those” fans. The only thing I hold against this jackass is that he is apparently not aware of the torment that we as O’s fans have been going through for years at the hands of more jackasses in our own ballpark.

Improving the ballclub: Not one of Peter Angelos' concerns.-SC Wed Jan 30, 2008

by dayzd toe on May 14, 2008 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate to see them in Camden Yards

But hopefully all the dirtbags will have taken a couple days off work, and driven for a dozen hours to see their team get swept by the pathetic Orioles.

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 14, 2008 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck that guy

How dare O’s fans not kiss the ground that Ortiz walks on! How dare they get excited about a major game-changing double-play! Fuck you, dude. Hope you enjoyed seeing your team get swept. I know I did.

by PhilR8 on May 15, 2008 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Those whiny bitches can take their pink hats

their t-shirts, their eye black, their stupid fucking accents, their racist franchise history, and every other damn thing they bring to Camden Yards, and stick it right up their asses. No sympathy. They’ve been acting like entitled dickfaces for the last several years. Now they can just eat it.

"Might as well just win this game." - Adam Jones, 4/17/2008

Adam Jones is the tits.

by KenDixonFanClub on May 14, 2008 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

bitter much?

Improving the ballclub: Not one of Peter Angelos' concerns.-SC Wed Jan 30, 2008

by dayzd toe on May 14, 2008 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

more 'angry' than bitter.

Boston Fans have become public enemy #1 to me. Worse than Yankee fans, even.

"Might as well just win this game." - Adam Jones, 4/17/2008

Adam Jones is the tits.

by KenDixonFanClub on May 14, 2008 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bomb em Birds

Got my Budweiser so if D-Cabs gets wild I won’t feel the pain as much. lol With that being said hopefully D-Cabs will no hit them beaneaters.

by floridaoriole on May 14, 2008 1:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Be interesting to see what Boston does in their OF

JD Drew should definitely be out; and Crisp was pulled yesterday after his tummy started to hurt. Moss had an apendectomy.

Obviously Jacoby and Manny will be out there, but who’s going to play RF?

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 14, 2008 1:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Youkilis to Right

Casey at first, is likely.

by getxstoked on May 14, 2008 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Looks like Van Every

Whoever the hell that is. I’m guessing he got called up today.

He’s a 28 year old with an 815 OPS in AAA.

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 14, 2008 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

From Boston.com
The Red Sox placed pitcher Clay Buchholz on the 15-day disabled list with a broken fingernail on his right middle finger.

The Red Sox called up outfielder Jonathan Van Every from Pawtucket to replace Buchholz on the roster. Van Every was needed because of the wrist injury suffered by right fielder J.D. Drew in Tuesday night’s loss to the Orioles.

"Terrible what passes for a ninja these days..." -Pops Racer

by duck on May 14, 2008 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

Bucholz goes on the DL for a hang nail and Crisp is missing time because his stomach hurts? What a bunch of bitches they have up there.

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 14, 2008 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

B-Rob

Has missed time for tummy aches and just missed time for a “sore foot”, though.

by dtuck81 on May 14, 2008 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude

Did Brian Roberts steal your girl or something? Sleep with your mom? Give you a wedgie?

by Stacey on May 14, 2008 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No

Those would probably require effort on his part. Brian doesn’t do things like that.

by dtuck81 on May 14, 2008 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah...

But that was completely different.

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 14, 2008 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I came here

specifically to post that but you beat me to it. What a wuss.

I've got two nickels and a paradigm. - RWH

by BPinOK on May 14, 2008 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Broken nails hurt

A lot.

Plus, a lot of pitchers use the tip of their nails for off-speed stuff, and breaking one would make it very difficult to pitch.

Nick Markakis: The Actual Greek God of Walks

by wickedwitch on May 14, 2008 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whateva...

unless you are using to throw your knuckler man up and pitch. Of course, if your broken nail is a result of a steamroller running over your finger I guess you get a pass.

I've got two nickels and a paradigm. - RWH

by BPinOK on May 14, 2008 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry for the lineup formatting

Still getting used to the new editor, which sucks tremendously, by the way. Or maybe I’m just jealous because I’m not as good as it as SC.

Probably the latter, but it does suck.

"Terrible what passes for a ninja these days..." -Pops Racer

by duck on May 14, 2008 1:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

how do un-html format something. I want to show you my code for a possible lineup format. Or should I just email it to you.. Basically a template.

Improving the ballclub: Not one of Peter Angelos' concerns.-SC Wed Jan 30, 2008

by dayzd toe on May 14, 2008 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

see...

HERE

Improving the ballclub: Not one of Peter Angelos' concerns.-SC Wed Jan 30, 2008

by dayzd toe on May 14, 2008 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That would go to SC

He’s the grand poo-baa. I just pitch-hit when needed.

And he’s freakin’ Cal Ripken this year…

"Terrible what passes for a ninja these days..." -Pops Racer

by duck on May 14, 2008 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thansk for cleaning it up

I didn’t have time to do the links to each player.

And my meeting got rescheduled. Oh, goody.

With the day I had, I really need the O’s to beat the Sox, oh, I don’t know, maybe 30-3.

"Terrible what passes for a ninja these days..." -Pops Racer

by duck on May 14, 2008 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lezzzzgo O's!

unfortunately, work to do.. will miss this game. Hope I come back to good news.

by Y Not on May 14, 2008 1:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow, it sounds like fan relations got a little testy at OPACY last night.

Maybe we should have a settling-down kind of promo the next time the Sawx come to town—something like Bobby Knight Behavior Modification Night. You know, a pre-game show with angry fat guys punching people, throwing chairs, baiting officials—but only for their own good, of course. It might make everybody reflect a little more on their behavior.

On the other hand, 1 Dollar Beer Night could make ‘em really reflective.

Anyway, as for tonight (OK, today for you): Let’s get to Lester early, fellas. Daniel, continue the magic.

Go O’s!

p.s. Hey, did Westie finally got out of detention study hall last night? We’ve been short of the Young Punk /Juvenile Delinquent element around here lately.

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on May 14, 2008 2:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The new Orioles magic video was just shown

On MASN O’s Xtra and the Demper was singing and dancing. You all missed out I am sure.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on May 14, 2008 2:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dempster singing and dancing???

I wouldn’t say I missed it.

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 14, 2008 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Believe me

It was worth it the 10 seconds of my day.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on May 14, 2008 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Casey

I think it’s more to keep Youkilis out of RF. Casey has actually played pretty well this year. Or maybe his niceness and stupid haircut make me think he has.

by Awesome Mike Awesome on May 14, 2008 2:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So a AAA call-up is a better option?

Wow, I hope Casey rented and didn’t buy…

"Terrible what passes for a ninja these days..." -Pops Racer

by duck on May 14, 2008 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well sure

Casey reminds me of Macauly Culkin.

by SC on May 14, 2008 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm Pumped

for the sweep! Go O’s!

by floridaoriole on May 14, 2008 2:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

oh man

Mic’d up Adam Jones rules. “Speak Spanish! I understand it! Sup Manny? How the hell you hit the way you do?”

by SC on May 14, 2008 3:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

seriously?

seriously awesome!

ronnie's a dillweed.

by j.q. higgins on May 14, 2008 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

if you're going to ask someone...

Manny is probably the right guy to ask

by getxstoked on May 14, 2008 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Texas announcer: "The team is interested in increasing its Pacific Rim presence."

Petey? PETEY?!? Turn up your hearing aid! It’s Mature Texans Day in Arlington, btw.

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on May 14, 2008 3:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, there goes the no-hitter....

"Terrible what passes for a ninja these days..." -Pops Racer

by duck on May 14, 2008 3:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What? Stealing on Danny?

Who knew?

"Terrible what passes for a ninja these days..." -Pops Racer

by duck on May 14, 2008 3:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I love having Joe Angel on the radio at work

Makes the afternoon much more pleasant.

Let’s go Danny!

by Stacey on May 14, 2008 3:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No radio affiliate in Salisbury

and my school’s server blocks streaming media.

So I’m GameDay’ing it for a while.

"Terrible what passes for a ninja these days..." -Pops Racer

by duck on May 14, 2008 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So I take it

Bad Danny showed up today?

"Terrible what passes for a ninja these days..." -Pops Racer

by duck on May 14, 2008 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

IF single (Bynum’s fault, plus Ellsbury is real fast), steal (Cabrera can’t hold runners), RBI single by Pedroia.

And now a double play, so fuck it.

by SC on May 14, 2008 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and to clarify

Not really. He hasn’t walked anyone yet.

by SC on May 14, 2008 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There's that.

So not really a Bad Danny performance yet?

"Terrible what passes for a ninja these days..." -Pops Racer

by duck on May 14, 2008 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nope

Out of the inning. Works for me, I guess.

by SC on May 14, 2008 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ugh

Danny Longlegs, don’t do this to my fantasy or real team.

by Dr Orpheus on May 14, 2008 3:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Who's that?

"Terrible what passes for a ninja these days..." -Pops Racer

by duck on May 14, 2008 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alright, one run is no big deal

Lester sucks, so I’m not worried

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 14, 2008 3:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Manny has 498 HRs? Jeez, that kinda snuck up on me.

I mean, two more and he’s Hall? Yikes…

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on May 14, 2008 3:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You think 500 is still automatic in?

I’m not sure I do. Even before the steroids, they were debating whether Palmiero would make it (which was abusrd); and he also had 3K hits and 1500 RBI.

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 14, 2008 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A fair question, I agree. But nobody with 500 has *not* made it yet, right?

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on May 14, 2008 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

McGwuire has been eligible for two years

And not in yet.

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 14, 2008 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Check. I figure in his 3 remaining years they'll make some sort of cocensus decision on What To Do

with the drug/substance abuse players and their records—and then he’ll make it.

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on May 14, 2008 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

really...

and i still think palmeiro should get in, too.

ronnie's a dillweed.

by j.q. higgins on May 14, 2008 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Palmiero

He has to be in; he’s hit 3 marks; each of which on their own made you a lock for the HOF.

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 14, 2008 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and honestly...

even if there’s a gripe about juicing, the standard is relative to your peers and palmeiro is almost peerless when it comes to production over the duration of his career.

ronnie's a dillweed.

by j.q. higgins on May 14, 2008 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How many members of PHN

bought these tix in the last 2 weeks hoping they see #500?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"Terrible what passes for a ninja these days..." -Pops Racer

by duck on May 14, 2008 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

let's

get some hits now!

I've got two nickels and a paradigm. - RWH

by BPinOK on May 14, 2008 3:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Just a hickup, I hope

He did well to get out of that inning.

by Dr Orpheus on May 14, 2008 3:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm assuming

that could have been a LOT worse.

Last year, D-Cabs probably would’ve melted down and given up 3-5 runs. This year? They get ONE, and we move on.

I’m liking Resiliant Danny.

"Terrible what passes for a ninja these days..." -Pops Racer

by duck on May 14, 2008 3:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

4 ground balls

None of them well-hit. I’ll take that any inning from Danny.

by dkdc on May 14, 2008 3:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

first

pitch b-rob?

I've got two nickels and a paradigm. - RWH

by BPinOK on May 14, 2008 3:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Way to make the jackass work...

3 pitches, 2 outs. That’s efficient.

Improving the ballclub: Not one of Peter Angelos' concerns.-SC Wed Jan 30, 2008

by dayzd toe on May 14, 2008 3:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

GO SAWX

THE DEPARTED!

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on May 14, 2008 3:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jon Lester

He’s nothing special and he’ll walk you if you give him the chance.

Patience, O’s hitters.

by dkdc on May 14, 2008 3:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

you don't watch this team much

do you.

Improving the ballclub: Not one of Peter Angelos' concerns.-SC Wed Jan 30, 2008

by dayzd toe on May 14, 2008 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow...

i hadn’t noticed that jay payton is batting second.

what’s positive about that?

ronnie's a dillweed.

by j.q. higgins on May 14, 2008 3:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He can pinch hit

And play left field. Are you thick? That obviously makes him a good number two hitter.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on May 14, 2008 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well...

i can think of at least one sense in which he is a number two hitter.

ronnie's a dillweed.

by j.q. higgins on May 14, 2008 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well played

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 14, 2008 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

y'all set 'em up...

i’ll knock ‘em down.

ronnie's a dillweed.

by j.q. higgins on May 14, 2008 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice catch by Adam

Nick Markakis: The Actual Greek God of Walks

by wickedwitch on May 14, 2008 3:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

MLB.com on-screen news sez: "Report: Hank wants more fire from Yanks."

Hey Hank: Fire this.

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on May 14, 2008 3:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

how about this one...

“Selig recognized for public service”

Hahahahahahah

Improving the ballclub: Not one of Peter Angelos' concerns.-SC Wed Jan 30, 2008

by dayzd toe on May 14, 2008 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BANG!!! THUD!!!

Vanya: What has happening here?!? Titov has shot self in head!
Nika: Yelling “Bud—aaaarrrggghhhh!” and falling down, too!
Vanya: Oh well, was nice guy. Check liquor cabinet. He is not needing it now.

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on May 14, 2008 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey,

here’s a plan… Make the opposing pitcher throw more than 7 pitches this inning. He sucks anyway.

Improving the ballclub: Not one of Peter Angelos' concerns.-SC Wed Jan 30, 2008

by dayzd toe on May 14, 2008 3:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That was 12 pitches

Happy?

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 14, 2008 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

F-ing thrilled.

Improving the ballclub: Not one of Peter Angelos' concerns.-SC Wed Jan 30, 2008

by dayzd toe on May 14, 2008 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

c'mon, huff...

you can take this guy…he’s got two frist names, fer crissakes!

ronnie's a dillweed.

by j.q. higgins on May 14, 2008 3:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WAY TO MAKE HIM WORK...

YOU HORSESHIT JACKASS

Improving the ballclub: Not one of Peter Angelos' concerns.-SC Wed Jan 30, 2008

by dayzd toe on May 14, 2008 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

GD.

ronnie's a dillweed.

by j.q. higgins on May 14, 2008 3:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Christ

Yeah, what a great play by Youkillis. Amazing the way he handled that ball.

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 14, 2008 3:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of Kostner

Remember when Cal Ripken beat him up?

by brooklynlovesorioles on May 14, 2008 3:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I got a feeling

This is going to be one of those games where we make a bad/mediocre pitcher look like an ace.

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 14, 2008 3:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The My Buddy Doll

What a screamer. Youk might have a family to think about.

by dtuck81 on May 14, 2008 3:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

btw...

21 strikes, 11 balls from cabrera so far. rough on the pitch count, but the ratio is encouraging.

ronnie's a dillweed.

by j.q. higgins on May 14, 2008 3:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Can we get someone to play shortstop???

I mean come the fuck on

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 14, 2008 3:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

A guy like

Miguel Tejada? Oh wait.

by dtuck81 on May 14, 2008 3:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well ifyou can't hit

You should be able to field.

Nice DP though

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 14, 2008 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice!

Nick Markakis: The Actual Greek God of Walks

by wickedwitch on May 14, 2008 3:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HA!

too bad cabrera stinks so bad. hope he’s not harshing pedroyer’s mellow.

ronnie's a dillweed.

by j.q. higgins on May 14, 2008 3:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Someone

PLEASE BUNT JONES TO SECOND.

I don’t care if it’s the 3rd inning, it’s your bottom of the order here.

by dtuck81 on May 14, 2008 3:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow

Big hit from AJ there.

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 14, 2008 3:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Earl Weaver

Has to be throwing shit at his TV right now.

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 14, 2008 3:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He probably does

During Eztenzee infomericals.

by dtuck81 on May 14, 2008 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why?

Jones laid a perfect bunt for a basehit, and Freddie was bunting for a basehit too. Nothing wrong with that.

by dkdc on May 14, 2008 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not sure if Bynum was really bunting for a hit there

I think the odds of pulling off two bunt hits in a row are rather slim.

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 14, 2008 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He was running as he bunted

On a sacrifice, you stay in to make sure you get it down.

I assume Lowell was playing back.

by dkdc on May 14, 2008 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The thing is

Those guys have never learned how to bunt. It is not easy even as a major league hitter if you have never learned.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on May 14, 2008 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well

He looked good on that suicide squeeze.

by dtuck81 on May 14, 2008 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's true

He’s sucks more than I thought.

Wolf, wolf, wolf.

by birdman on May 14, 2008 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How on earth is ESPN gamecast faster than MLB Gameday?

Improving the ballclub: Not one of Peter Angelos' concerns.-SC Wed Jan 30, 2008

by dayzd toe on May 14, 2008 3:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Saw my first kid in Moscow wearing a flat brim today.

Yeah, he did look like a geek. I didn’t say anything, though.

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on May 14, 2008 3:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm sure he's just a big fan of Shutdown

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 14, 2008 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

When

Did they start doing the flat brim after a save by Big Georgie? I saw Millar do it on the roadtrip in…Chicago, I think, once.

by dtuck81 on May 14, 2008 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Early.

I recall Millar & Roberts both doing it.

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on May 14, 2008 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Either way

It is hilarious to see.

by dtuck81 on May 14, 2008 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think I'd send Jones

Given the probability of us stranding him at 1B anyway.

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on May 14, 2008 3:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i wuz right.

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on May 14, 2008 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Any pitch that Varitek catches is a good ball to run on.

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 14, 2008 3:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

GD!!!

ronnie's a dillweed.

by j.q. higgins on May 14, 2008 3:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

sum-bee.

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on May 14, 2008 3:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I hate those Anita Marks commercials

What the hell does she know about Baltimore.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on May 14, 2008 3:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

whatever it is...

it’s lost in that bitchin, disco-ass perm.

ronnie's a dillweed.

by j.q. higgins on May 14, 2008 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The new look isn't working for her

http://www.dcrtv.org/marks4.jpg

http://theassociation.blogs.com/nfl/images/superbowl_xl_polamalu_03_1.jpg

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on May 14, 2008 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m sure she knows that half the audience only tunes in hoping she flashes the ta-ta’s.

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on May 14, 2008 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What, no tantrum today?

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on May 14, 2008 3:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Between events

So, have we come CLOSE to scoring today?

"Terrible what passes for a ninja these days..." -Pops Racer

by duck on May 14, 2008 3:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

no...

this is reminding me of the day game i went to a couple weeks ago. it sucked. ass.

ronnie's a dillweed.

by j.q. higgins on May 14, 2008 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is a game

Where you hope that Danny can damage control and hang on for 6-7 and the offense can get one big inning topped off with a solo homer in another.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on May 14, 2008 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice DP

"Terrible what passes for a ninja these days..." -Pops Racer

by duck on May 14, 2008 3:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah, almost forgot the other MLB news from Moscow:

New US ambassador to Russia nominated by White House: John R. Beyrle, current ambassador to Bulgaria. Michigander, lifelong Tigers fan, US home in NoVa, semi-regular at OPACY. Good guy.

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on May 14, 2008 4:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

just getting here...

another solid performance by d-cabs? no walks is nice.

"Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July." - Earl Weaver

by daveh873 on May 14, 2008 4:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yes, but

The offense stayed home today…

"Whether your name is Gehrig or Ripken, DiMaggio or Robinson, or that of some youngster who picks up his bat or puts on his glove, you are challenged by the game of baseball to do your very best day in and day out. That's all I've ever tried to do."

by spike2131 on May 14, 2008 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ah, yes...

who was it that said money mark is the REAL greek god of walks?

ronnie's a dillweed.

by j.q. higgins on May 14, 2008 4:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ah, i see theyve mustered a hit...

"Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July." - Earl Weaver

by daveh873 on May 14, 2008 4:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Palmer

Does the guy ever stop….?

Long live John Lowenstein.

by dtuck81 on May 14, 2008 4:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

2 hits!

"Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July." - Earl Weaver

by daveh873 on May 14, 2008 4:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

c'moooon horseshit.

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on May 14, 2008 4:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

haha

This team sucks

by dtuck81 on May 14, 2008 4:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

what the hell?

Ellsbury has a crap arm

Nick Markakis: The Actual Greek God of Walks

by wickedwitch on May 14, 2008 4:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

How in the bluest of blue hells

did Manny Ramirez catch that ball?

"Terrible what passes for a ninja these days..." -Pops Racer

by duck on May 14, 2008 4:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Is it raining cats and dogs?

Are Hatfields living with McCoys?

Has Hillary conceded yet?

‘Cause getting beaten because of a defensive play by ManRam has got to be one of the signs of the Apocalypse.

"Terrible what passes for a ninja these days..." -Pops Racer

by duck on May 14, 2008 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Scott

repeat today?

I've got two nickels and a paradigm. - RWH

by BPinOK on May 14, 2008 4:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes, yes he did.

"Terrible what passes for a ninja these days..." -Pops Racer

by duck on May 14, 2008 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh.

I sort of can’t wait to see that replay.

by Stacey on May 14, 2008 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It will be on GameDay on MLB.com soon enough

"Terrible what passes for a ninja these days..." -Pops Racer

by duck on May 14, 2008 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's up now

MLB GameDay

Click on the Video tab. 2nd one there.

"Terrible what passes for a ninja these days..." -Pops Racer

by duck on May 14, 2008 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Consider it

for future reference

"Terrible what passes for a ninja these days..." -Pops Racer

by duck on May 14, 2008 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Huff, you miserable bastard

"Whether your name is Gehrig or Ripken, DiMaggio or Robinson, or that of some youngster who picks up his bat or puts on his glove, you are challenged by the game of baseball to do your very best day in and day out. That's all I've ever tried to do."

by spike2131 on May 14, 2008 4:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wow... bad sign

"Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July." - Earl Weaver

by daveh873 on May 14, 2008 4:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

what

the F!

I've got two nickels and a paradigm. - RWH

by BPinOK on May 14, 2008 4:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ok

That was one of the sickest things I have ever seen. He caught the ball which was nasty enough, and then he gives a fan a high five and doubles up a guy at first.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on May 14, 2008 4:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I literally thought

What the…fuck?

as he did that.

"Terrible what passes for a ninja these days..." -Pops Racer

by duck on May 14, 2008 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wait...

what the FUCK was huff doing? what the FUCK was t-bone doing?

what’s going on down there?

ronnie's a dillweed.

by j.q. higgins on May 14, 2008 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nobody in that ballpark

thought Manny was going to catch it – he wasn’t even LOOKING at the ball.

Total freakin’ luck.

"Terrible what passes for a ninja these days..." -Pops Racer

by duck on May 14, 2008 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I swear to Christ, Manny waits till he's at OPACY to become a competent LF.

What the hell was that? Huh?

"Might as well just win this game." - Adam Jones, 4/17/2008

Adam Jones is the tits.

by KenDixonFanClub on May 14, 2008 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Its not like you can climb the LF wall in Fenway

"Whether your name is Gehrig or Ripken, DiMaggio or Robinson, or that of some youngster who picks up his bat or puts on his glove, you are challenged by the game of baseball to do your very best day in and day out. That's all I've ever tried to do."

by spike2131 on May 14, 2008 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And that fat bastard

is now watching the replay in the dugout.

Fat ass.

"Terrible what passes for a ninja these days..." -Pops Racer

by duck on May 14, 2008 4:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The high five

Was freaking hilarious.

by dtuck81 on May 14, 2008 4:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

@#$&! #@%&!!!

Pardon my f*cking French, Aubrey.

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on May 14, 2008 4:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Manny Being Manny

That phrase is…terrible.

by dtuck81 on May 14, 2008 4:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Aubrey Huff

Is not what you’d call a “smart man”.

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on May 14, 2008 4:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Not disagreeing

But how often does many really make that play? 1 in 5? Maybe

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 14, 2008 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

1 in 15

"Terrible what passes for a ninja these days..." -Pops Racer

by duck on May 14, 2008 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe.

But that’s just the kind of thought that was probably going through Huff’s mind.
And that’s why he’s out.

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on May 14, 2008 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

But if you know there is almost no chance of catching the ball, you got to try to get the extra bases. Play the odds, but sometimes doesn’t work out.

If Manny didn’t catch that ball and Huff was still on second, then we’d have to bitch about that as well.

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 14, 2008 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And, of course

Varitek launches one.

Oh, goody.

"Terrible what passes for a ninja these days..." -Pops Racer

by duck on May 14, 2008 4:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

fucking fuck

"Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July." - Earl Weaver

by daveh873 on May 14, 2008 4:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think it's just about Miller time

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 14, 2008 4:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And by Miller, I mean Amstel

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 14, 2008 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

this is going south very quickly

any time a play like that is followed by a HR, you just know you’re going to lose.

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on May 14, 2008 4:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't worry! It's good luck!

In Haiti…

"Terrible what passes for a ninja these days..." -Pops Racer

by duck on May 14, 2008 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

c'mon, cabs...

set the every man down!

ronnie's a dillweed.

by j.q. higgins on May 14, 2008 4:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bad Danny

It’s like avoiding The Noid.

The Noid = Bad Danny.

by dtuck81 on May 14, 2008 4:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Really hasn't pitched poorly

Really only 1 mistake.

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 14, 2008 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

minus those 7 hits?

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on May 14, 2008 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

two of which were infield hits

Nick Markakis: The Actual Greek God of Walks

by wickedwitch on May 14, 2008 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Have you seen the hits?

A marginal infield would have negated 3 of them.

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 14, 2008 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That IF has turned 3 DPs already.

He isn’t walking people, but this isn’t the DCabs of recent note, either.

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on May 14, 2008 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

And Bynum created 2 of those DP’s by poor fielding.

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 14, 2008 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shit

Van Every has half as many hits as the Orioles.

This is one of those games where we get shut out, right?

Why the Hell Not?

by BrianS on May 14, 2008 4:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Palmer

....seriously, what the hell is he talking about?

by dtuck81 on May 14, 2008 4:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

All I hear

is how much I miss John Lowenstein

"Terrible what passes for a ninja these days..." -Pops Racer

by duck on May 14, 2008 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I believe, floridaoriole....

I believe

"We're going to play all 27 outs. If you can beat us for all 27, then we'll tip our hats. But we're going to grind out every at-bat." - Brian Roberts

by duck on May 14, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Feels like 6

"Terrible what passes for a ninja these days..." -Pops Racer

by duck on May 14, 2008 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We were down by 3 yesterday and came back

But I agree, this feels pretty insurmountable.

Why the Hell Not?

by BrianS on May 14, 2008 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

HA!

pedroyer, you are a prick.

...can ellsbury stop getting hits now?

ronnie's a dillweed.

by j.q. higgins on May 14, 2008 4:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

OK guys, gotta crash here. Go get 'em!

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on May 14, 2008 4:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Amber has to work on the hair

Hasn’t been looking the same lately

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 14, 2008 4:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

My thoughts exactly

"Terrible what passes for a ninja these days..." -Pops Racer

by duck on May 14, 2008 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also

She needs to go back to the glasses.

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 14, 2008 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I prefer

sexy librarian Amber.

That might be TMI…..

"Terrible what passes for a ninja these days..." -Pops Racer

by duck on May 14, 2008 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nothing better than a cute girl in glasses

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 14, 2008 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Luuuuuuuuuuuuuke.

Could halve this deficit right here.

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on May 14, 2008 4:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

jesus

Let’s get some runs! Let’s get some runs! Enough with this crap!

by SC on May 14, 2008 4:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

holy smokes...

y’know? bynum sort of looks like marlow stanfield.

ronnie's a dillweed.

by j.q. higgins on May 14, 2008 4:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

and, apparently...

they are both also killers.

ronnie's a dillweed.

by j.q. higgins on May 14, 2008 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

MarKICKASS

with the glove!

You know ESPN will show Manny’s 10 times, and Nick will be lucky to get one replay.

"Terrible what passes for a ninja these days..." -Pops Racer

by duck on May 14, 2008 4:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Only reason Markakis will get replayed at all

Is because we’re playing the pink hats

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 14, 2008 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

3 should be plenty

Hell, 1 would be enough the way we’re hitting today.

Danny can still get a QS if no one else scores…..

"Terrible what passes for a ninja these days..." -Pops Racer

by duck on May 14, 2008 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuckedy Fuck

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 14, 2008 4:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Shitedy Shit

"Whether your name is Gehrig or Ripken, DiMaggio or Robinson, or that of some youngster who picks up his bat or puts on his glove, you are challenged by the game of baseball to do your very best day in and day out. That's all I've ever tried to do."

by spike2131 on May 14, 2008 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck

well on the bright side they have both been solo

by bant on May 14, 2008 4:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Shut up, Gary.

Every game he’s like “This team’s still in striking distance.” “Plenty of time left in this one.”

Why the Hell Not?

by BrianS on May 14, 2008 4:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

changeup!

according to gameday

Nick Markakis: The Actual Greek God of Walks

by wickedwitch on May 14, 2008 4:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, at least they still have Taverez and TImlin in the Pen

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 14, 2008 4:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Tavarez has been DFA'd.

"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"

by Allen Chace on May 14, 2008 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, than we need to hope for Timlin

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 14, 2008 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

7-2 Z, SC

"Terrible what passes for a ninja these days..." -Pops Racer

by duck on May 14, 2008 4:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

not necessarily...

i mean, you think cabs is not coming out for 7 w/ only 91 pitches?

ronnie's a dillweed.

by j.q. higgins on May 14, 2008 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Albers already warming up

"Terrible what passes for a ninja these days..." -Pops Racer

by duck on May 14, 2008 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love Adam Jones

Adam: That’s my first (bunt) all year.

Youk: First?

Adam: I don’t bunt.

"Terrible what passes for a ninja these days..." -Pops Racer

by duck on May 14, 2008 4:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

did quiroz get hit?

according to mlb.com, there’s a ball lodged in his knee.

ronnie's a dillweed.

by j.q. higgins on May 14, 2008 4:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think it was more abou the inability of mlb.com

to show accurate pitch locations.

"Terrible what passes for a ninja these days..." -Pops Racer

by duck on May 14, 2008 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's it.

ronnie's a dillweed.

by j.q. higgins on May 14, 2008 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They are quick

Because it showed up on MASN about 5 seconds after you posted that.
And Yes, he hit.

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 14, 2008 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

welcome to quiroztown...

a subdivision of birdland.

ronnie's a dillweed.

by j.q. higgins on May 14, 2008 4:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Here's your start...

"Terrible what passes for a ninja these days..." -Pops Racer

by duck on May 14, 2008 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck Yeah

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 14, 2008 4:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Not too shabby.

For the love of all that

Why the Hell Not?

by BrianS on May 14, 2008 4:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

here

we (they) come!

I've got two nickels and a paradigm. - RWH

by BPinOK on May 14, 2008 4:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

no out rallies...

are sure as shit birdland!

ronnie's a dillweed.

by j.q. higgins on May 14, 2008 4:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

c'mon, rio!

ronnie's a dillweed.

by j.q. higgins on May 14, 2008 4:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

At least he didn't strike out

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 14, 2008 4:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This is Birdland

Sometimes you have to make do.

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 14, 2008 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Joe Angel does not approve

of Jay Payton’s ground out.

by Stacey on May 14, 2008 4:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

MarKICKASS!!!!

We’ve got a ballgame, ladies and gentlemen….

"Terrible what passes for a ninja these days..." -Pops Racer

by duck on May 14, 2008 4:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yay Nick!

we needed that run, and so does my fantasy team.

by getxstoked on May 14, 2008 4:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

2-3

coming back

I've got two nickels and a paradigm. - RWH

by BPinOK on May 14, 2008 4:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

markaclutch!

ronnie's a dillweed.

by j.q. higgins on May 14, 2008 4:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hell yeah bitches!!!

We may pull this off even without TImlin. Hasn’t Paps blown 2 saves this week?

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 14, 2008 4:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes, I believe he has

That’s 2 more than Shutdown has blown all year.

"Terrible what passes for a ninja these days..." -Pops Racer

by duck on May 14, 2008 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

so long

as huff doesn’t blow it.

I've got two nickels and a paradigm. - RWH

by BPinOK on May 14, 2008 4:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Markickass!

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on May 14, 2008 4:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

c'mon, you donkey...

do it for bubba!

ronnie's a dillweed.

by j.q. higgins on May 14, 2008 4:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Huff sucks balls.

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on May 14, 2008 4:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Millar too.

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on May 14, 2008 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i wish

Millar would turn on one and take it over the wall in left. just once. a glimpse of what used to kind of be.

I've got two nickels and a paradigm. - RWH

by BPinOK on May 14, 2008 4:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He's actually due for one of those.

Or should I say, “overdue”.

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on May 14, 2008 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So was Fahey

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 14, 2008 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is one of those days when Huff & Millar feel like a dead spot in the linerup.

Writing is God's way of showing you how sloppy your thinking is.

by typozzz on May 14, 2008 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A DH! My kingdom for a DH!

"Terrible what passes for a ninja these days..." -Pops Racer

by duck on May 14, 2008 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Daniel Cabrera

signing autographs at the Chick Fil A in Marley Station this Saturday. That’s the Chick Fil A I worked at in high school! We never had baseball players there signing autographs. We did have Miss Maryland once.

by Stacey on May 14, 2008 5:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Miss Maryland, huh?

I’m guessing you were underwhelmed.

"Terrible what passes for a ninja these days..." -Pops Racer

by duck on May 14, 2008 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

go Danny!

Writing is God's way of showing you how sloppy your thinking is.

by typozzz on May 14, 2008 5:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You got to pull him, right?

We should have a rested pen and tomorrow is an off day. No need to send him back out.

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 14, 2008 5:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Apparently, that's the plan

"Terrible what passes for a ninja these days..." -Pops Racer

by duck on May 14, 2008 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OT: A request for Valium

Just found out I have to coach my daughter’s team tonight, ‘cause the head coach can’t make it.

Why in the hell I’m worried about an 11-12 y.o. softball game, I don’t know. But I am. Pass along some interGoogle vailum for me, OK?

Maybe I’ll call for a suicide squeeze, just to honor the O’s.

And yeah, it’s our first of the year, and I told my daughter she’d pitch an inning. God, I hope she gets at least one kid out before I have to pull her…

"Terrible what passes for a ninja these days..." -Pops Racer

by duck on May 14, 2008 5:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And she didn't....

"We're going to play all 27 outs. If you can beat us for all 27, then we'll tip our hats. But we're going to grind out every at-bat." - Brian Roberts

by duck on May 14, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good Job Danny!

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 14, 2008 5:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Who catches?

"Terrible what passes for a ninja these days..." -Pops Racer

by duck on May 14, 2008 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who do we have to pinch hit?

Torres?

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 14, 2008 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha ha!

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 14, 2008 5:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs