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Gameday Thread: O's (23-20) @ Yankees (20-24)

Baltimore Orioles at New York Yankees, May 20, 2008 7:05 PM EDT


I'm sick of playing these bottomfeeding teams. Can we get some competition around here already?

Capt Capt

  Today's Starting Pitchers GS IP ERA WHIP BAA BB K W-L
Daniel Cabrera - RH 9 60.1 3.58 1.23 .225 24 37 4-1
Mike Mussina - RH 9 49.2 3.99 1.17 .274 6 24 6-3

Rumors of Mike Mussina's demise have been a little bit exaggerated. He's throwing quite well this year. That doesn't make him any DANIEL CABRERA, however. Cabrera's control has been excellent lately, as he's walked just three in his last 23 1/3 innings. The strikeouts will never approach what they were at one point, but if he stops walking everyone for real, then he doesn't need them. He's done a good job this year pitching to his defense. And he's working on a streak of seven straight Quality Starts. Not bad at all.

I'm sicker than all get out with one of those lovely spring colds. I'll try to catch the game, but I might catch a nap instead.

 

BALTIMORE

NEW YORK

1. B. Roberts 2b .272

2. M. Mora 3b .259

3. N. Markakis rf .260

4. A. Huff dh .250

5. K. Millar 1b .234

6. L. Scott lf .279

7. R. Hernandez c .209

8. A. Jones cf .247

9. F. Bynum ss .280

1. J. Damon lf .250

2. D. Jeter ss .314

3. B. Abreu rf .280

4. A. Rodriguez 3b .286

5. H. Matsui dh .304

6. J. Giambi 1b .191

7. R. Cano 2b .204

8. M. Cabrera cf .255

9. J. Molina c .207

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Weather update from NY

It doesn’t look good

You can't fix stupid. Stupid is forever.

by sluggo 2.0 on May 20, 2008 4:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

RE:

I don’t know, kind of looks like it might pass by 8 or so.

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 20, 2008 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm sick too... damn cold hit the entire east coast.

And of course I have tons of work to do.. Love how that works.

by Y Not on May 20, 2008 5:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

goddamn do i hate the yankees

just wanted to get that out before we start

by joet on May 20, 2008 5:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

According to weather.com, which is unreliable, rain should clear up after 9.

According to a friend in lower Manhattan and posters on a Yankees forum, rain supposed to let up around 7-8.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on May 20, 2008 5:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

game on!

Wolf, wolf, wolf.

by birdman on May 20, 2008 7:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Spank der Yanks!

Effing carpetbagging losers.

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on May 20, 2008 7:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

audrey!

Wolf, wolf, wolf.

by birdman on May 20, 2008 7:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL @ JETER.

and Robinson Cano.

by getxstoked on May 20, 2008 7:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Der-ek Jet-er *clap clap clap clap clap*

Nick Markakis: The Actual Greek God of Walks

by wickedwitch on May 20, 2008 7:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

are you kidding?

wow. good times.

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on May 20, 2008 7:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HA!

i love the sarcastic cheer.

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on May 20, 2008 7:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

know what'd be nice?

A million dollars and a harem of hot girls.

But I’d settle for a SWEET Extra base hit!!!!

AJ hit the double while I was typing

by Chanumas on May 20, 2008 7:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i was thinking...

inning ending k.

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on May 20, 2008 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

DR JONES!

I assume DCab is very happy right now.

by getxstoked on May 20, 2008 7:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Indeed

Only 1 ER for Moose

Nick Markakis: The Actual Greek God of Walks

by wickedwitch on May 20, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

given the way moose is pitching

Getting lit up would have happened sooner or later.

Wolf, wolf, wolf.

by birdman on May 20, 2008 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i mean...

really?

holy smokes!

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on May 20, 2008 7:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I love how Jeter keeps staring at Cano

And how YES keeps inferring it was Robinson’s fault. How the hell did Cano make Jeter throw that ball high???

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 20, 2008 7:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I almost feel bad....

From about 1991 to 2003, Mike Mussina was my second favorite baseball player.

by Chanumas on May 20, 2008 7:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

so i quit my job..

quit my job last week assuming i was a shoe-in for a job with my father-in-law.. went for the physical this morning and failed because i have high blood pressure. so now i am jobless, and its been a real shitty day, but watching this first inning is putting all of that behind me

Some people ask me what I do during winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do, I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~Roger Hornsby

by dulak8 on May 20, 2008 7:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

job shmob

crack a cold brew and enjoy the drubbing

by thewaywardO on May 20, 2008 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

amen to that

taking all the pain away one hit and one cold one at a time

Some people ask me what I do during winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do, I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~Roger Hornsby

by dulak8 on May 20, 2008 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Blood Pressure is kind of BS

I got a checkup and was nearly put on medication; doctor gave me 6 weeks to see if I could get it down. Went back; and my pressure was under the ideal.

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 20, 2008 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

exactly

i already went to the dr and got put on some pills and hopefully in two weeks i can go back and retake the physical and pass but its sucha pain in the ass, and i dont like the idea of no paycheck ya kno\

Some people ask me what I do during winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do, I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~Roger Hornsby

by dulak8 on May 20, 2008 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

7-0

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 20, 2008 7:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

TOUCHDOWN

BROB STICKS THE P.A.T.

/obvious

by thewaywardO on May 20, 2008 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

6 of these are on Cano

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 20, 2008 7:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

DUDES!!!

when was the last time you saw the o’s bat around? knock a dude out int he first inning?

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on May 20, 2008 7:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I almost feel bad for Moose.

But he’s a Yankee, so screw him.

by getxstoked on May 20, 2008 7:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

True....

But if it weren’t for our asshole owner, he never would have been

by Chanumas on May 20, 2008 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

actually Jetes kind of save him

With the error, he’s only charged with 1 run. If Jetes makes the play, we would have lit up for 6 runs in the later innings and they would have been earned.

Wolf, wolf, wolf.

by birdman on May 20, 2008 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

DEREK JETER IS A YANKEE HERO

He ROCKSZORS Captain my captain

by math_geek on May 20, 2008 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Screw that

Anyone who is so morally deficient that they would sign with the Yankees or Sox as a Free Ageant will never get my pity.

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 20, 2008 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was fucking awesome.

Writing is God's way of showing you how sloppy your thinking is.

by typozzz on May 20, 2008 7:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Who are they...

...and what have they done with the actual Orioles?

I say initiate the doppelganger check immediately.

"Might as well just win this game." - Adam Jones, 4/17/2008

Adam Jones is the tits.

by KenDixonFanClub on May 20, 2008 7:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

did you guys know that

esskay bacon is still hardwood smoked after all these years?

by thewaywardO on May 20, 2008 7:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy crap!

I didn’t even have the game on (some reason thought it would be delayed) and got a text message from my Yankee fan friend. Heh.

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on May 20, 2008 7:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i predict

plunkage & scufflage.

by thewaywardO on May 20, 2008 7:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Can I have

tomorrow’s lottery numbers?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 21, 2008 9:30 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A DCab QS would be great.

Hope he doesn’t take it easy with all this breathing room.

by Y Not on May 20, 2008 7:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

but...

maybe he’ll uncork the beastly fastball b/c he has space to play w/.

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on May 20, 2008 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ross Ohlendorf

is the name of a podiatrist, not a major league pitcher

by Chanumas on May 20, 2008 7:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

My only fear is

that we’re using up all our offensive power in this inning right here & have nothing left the next two games.

That would be very 1998-2007 Orioles of us.

From the Land of Pleasant Living...

by OEutaw on May 20, 2008 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's cold

give him a little warm up time

by thewaywardO on May 20, 2008 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hope all that sitting around

didn’t affect Danny.

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on May 20, 2008 7:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh Derek Jeter

You’re awesome.

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on May 20, 2008 7:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Da Captain having a great game

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 20, 2008 7:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

My eyes must be glazed over with orange oriole poo

gameday says 7-0 O’s….half an inning into the game?? I gotta get to a TV. Can’t pass up a yankees beating like this.

by bjtylerx on May 20, 2008 7:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

maybe we can score 31

and make up for last year

by bjtylerx on May 20, 2008 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good call

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 20, 2008 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

not sure if gameday is inaccurate..

or if meriweather is the most inconsistent ump this side of bob davidson

by Y Not on May 20, 2008 7:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he's not calling a consistent zone.

AT ALL.

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on May 20, 2008 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

which is better

listening to joe gloat?
or listening to the yankeezeera radio announcers cry in their wheaties?

by thewaywardO on May 20, 2008 7:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It's whack-a-yankee night!

Hooray!

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on May 20, 2008 7:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HA HA HA!

Your New York Yankees!

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 20, 2008 7:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hahahahaha!

This is getting ridiculous

by Chanumas on May 20, 2008 7:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hahahaha.

Johnny Damon, you suck.

by getxstoked on May 20, 2008 7:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The Yankees defense...

it’s the gift that keeps on giving

Nick Markakis: The Actual Greek God of Walks

by wickedwitch on May 20, 2008 7:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

joe angel sez....

“and the yankees here tonight are really stinking up the place.”

by thewaywardO on May 20, 2008 7:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

With the 2 pt conversion

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 20, 2008 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone Listening to YES?

Kenny was actually criticizing the Captain’s attitude??I don’t think I’ve ever heard any broadcaster go there; especially not YES. You can get kicked off the air for that.

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 20, 2008 7:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

no time for love, dr. jones!

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on May 20, 2008 7:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

in the old days

Steinbrenner would fire somebody after the game if not during the game.

Wolf, wolf, wolf.

by birdman on May 20, 2008 7:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Preach it Jim

If they’re going to give you an extra out, pound them.

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on May 20, 2008 7:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Adam Jones!

my fantasy team thanks you.

by getxstoked on May 20, 2008 7:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

joe angel sez

“right now the bronx is burning!”

by thewaywardO on May 20, 2008 7:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy shit!

I just turned on the game and it was 8-0 O’s in the 2nd! BIRDLAND.

by Brotz13 on May 20, 2008 8:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hope DCabs just bears down and smokes these clowns

No let up. They’re down. Now put knee on throat and apply pressure.

by drj on May 20, 2008 8:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

7 unearned runs in 2 innings,

that has to be a record of some sort.

Wolf, wolf, wolf.

by birdman on May 20, 2008 8:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Actually, isn't it 8?

Both 2nd inning runs were unearned weren’t they?

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 20, 2008 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We're on pace for nearly a 6 hour game

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 20, 2008 8:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'll watch all of it if it keeps going like this.

Writing is God's way of showing you how sloppy your thinking is.

by typozzz on May 20, 2008 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Come ON, Melmo.

by Brotz13 on May 20, 2008 8:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It's funny how less pissed I get when up by 9

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 20, 2008 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ahh, umps are taking pity on the Spanks already.

by Brotz13 on May 20, 2008 8:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Cmon guys...

let’s not get too comfortable here.

by Chanumas on May 20, 2008 8:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i agree

we can definitely lose this game.

not saying we will …. but we could.

by thewaywardO on May 20, 2008 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Siddown Robinson Cano!

There’s no man Friday to save you this time!

by Chanumas on May 20, 2008 8:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WHAT IN THE HELL??????

I play Mario Kart Wii for a hour, figuring it will be delayed, and I turn on my TV and MASN is saying NINE to FUCKING NOTHING Orioles? In the second? What in the bluest of blue hells did I miss?????

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 8:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Watch ESPN later

They’ll have all the excuses that will make it clear

by drj on May 20, 2008 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

espn headline

will be something like

“Despite Getting Crushed, Yanks Still Awesome”

by thewaywardO on May 20, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"A-Rod reaches on error, steals O's thunder."

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on May 20, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well played...+1

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

At this rate, he might be losing his smile.

by Brotz13 on May 20, 2008 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Almost as good as....

“Studies say that not rooting for Yankees or Red Sox leading cause of rickets and leprosy.”

by Chanumas on May 20, 2008 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

they are

the most storied franchise in the world

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on May 20, 2008 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm liking this story

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 20, 2008 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

glad we'll be mentioned on ESPN tonight

thanks to the Yankees

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on May 20, 2008 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They'll say "sorry for the technical difficulties"

as the “tape” freezes and go to the Red Sox game instead.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

I think I heard something about a Red Sox throwing a no-hitter. And he had cancer.

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 20, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's only been a day or so

so they can still lead with that for the next week, right, until the NBA actually starts its next playoff series sometime in July?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

man

what a great rivalry. Yankees and Red Sox. life doesn’t get any better than that.

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on May 20, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nine guys in Yankee uniforms who coull’d find their way around the infield played nine guys in Oriole uniforms who looked familiar except they were hitting everything that got thrown at them.

Writing is God's way of showing you how sloppy your thinking is.

by typozzz on May 20, 2008 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah....

remember? Ronnie’s a dillweed.

by Chanumas on May 20, 2008 8:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And Anita loves being double-teamed.

by Brotz13 on May 20, 2008 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

I didn’t check the score on the way home and my first expression when getting home was “Holy shit.” Then my girlfriend asked “How bad?”

No, it’s actually good this time….

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on May 20, 2008 8:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

let the liberal punchouts begin

umps want outs. this one’s over.

by thewaywardO on May 20, 2008 8:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Let's bring that BA up, Nick

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on May 20, 2008 8:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

We need to work their pen over

Let’s make sure their arms are falling off by Thursday.

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 20, 2008 8:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

When you put a guy out there

with the name of a podiatrist, I think you’ve shown your master plan.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dunno; Ohlendorf is out there just about every other day isn’t he?

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 20, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Although I don't think it has much to do with the manager

But how much do you think Torre is loving the Yankees performance this year?

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 20, 2008 8:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yankees started pretty poorly last year

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on May 20, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

torre loves LA

Wolf, wolf, wolf.

by birdman on May 20, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe I'm wrong

But I don’t think this is just a bad start. They really aren’t very good. They just look old.

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 20, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and

they’re not juicing anymore

by thewaywardO on May 20, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dunno....

he’s having his own problems in LA right now.

by Chanumas on May 20, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude's 6'9"

so that’s 81 inches right there. I’m guessing his inseam is in the high 30s, if not 40..

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Yankees have low blood sugar…it’s totally Girardi’s fault.

by Brotz13 on May 20, 2008 8:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This is a bit random

But why did Melmo throw it to Bynum after he made the catch?

I know it’s been done a million times, but why?

by Chanumas on May 20, 2008 8:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Kinds of the infield defense equivilent

of a trhow-around after a strikeout, maybe?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cabreara should hit someone

for fun.

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on May 20, 2008 8:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

From your lips...

to Danny;’s ears

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Right on his hand.

Sucks to be Derek Jeter.

(except for the dating Jessica Biel, Mariah Carey, Jessica Alba, and the rest of the Maxim hot 100)

by getxstoked on May 20, 2008 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well....

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on May 20, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not Danny's fault

It wasn’t THAT inside. Jetes crowds the plate, Jetes pays the price. You think Bob Gibson or Don Drysdale wouldn’t’ve plunked his ass?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jetes will be sitting for a while

Right on the back of the hand.

Hey, don’t crowd the plate, you don’t get hurt. Hell. I tell my 11 y.o. to throw inside if they’re crowding the plate.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 8:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

THEY'RE TAKING JETER OUT?????

OH MY FUCKING GOD, GAME OVER. YANKEE UNIVERSE IS CLOSED!

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on May 20, 2008 8:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

the orioles are bad people

not class acts. yankees have to find a way to stay on top, even when teams of disreputable calibre attempt to bring them down.

by Y Not on May 20, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

not good

see my 7:38 comment

by thewaywardO on May 20, 2008 8:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think a bench-clearer

would be perfect for the O’s. We ain’t your bitch anymore, Yanks.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

long as

none of our guys gets hurt, i guess

by thewaywardO on May 20, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm OK

if Luis Luis gets a mysterious sprain and takes a bus to Norfolk after the game, actually.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jeter's having a great game

That looked like 4-6 weeks to me.

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 20, 2008 8:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that looked like it hurt

a lot.

93 mph fastball.

Writing is God's way of showing you how sloppy your thinking is.

by typozzz on May 20, 2008 8:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Didn't hurt me at all

In fact, I feel fine

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 20, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

NOT AGAIN WITH THE DELGADO NON-HOMER!

by Brotz13 on May 20, 2008 8:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

it's actually kind of payback

for when bubba crosby broke b-robs arm off

i just hope none of our guys get hurt in tonight’s, um, coming festivities

by thewaywardO on May 20, 2008 8:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jetes for B-Rob?

Sounds about equal. I’m not saying I want him out for a few months, but it wouldn’t hurt my feelings, either.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wonder

if our fellow CCers at the game tonight have had beer thrown at them yet?

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on May 20, 2008 8:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Almost all of them bagged out

due to other committments, work, etc.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

there's a group of O's fans

somewhere along the first base side, they have to be loving life right now.

by getxstoked on May 20, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i can tell you

it’s an absolutely hideous night in NYC.

freezing cold and soaking and windy.

doubt i would have gone even without knee surgery.

by thewaywardO on May 20, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

are you the social chair?

thanks for the update

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on May 20, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope

I just read the thread where everyone said they weren’t going. It’s not like I’m the hall monitor here, nor am I applying for the job.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well you are the teacher.....

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on May 20, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not here, man, not here

I’m a completely irresponsible asshole here.

Wait, that’s not much different than what I am during the day…

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

way to set an example

for our future

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on May 20, 2008 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sarcasm

Just one of many services I offer

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

if capt jetes broke his hand,

he’ll be out for awhile. I wonder there’s going to be payback pitch.

Wolf, wolf, wolf.

by birdman on May 20, 2008 8:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It would kick ass if

this caused MFY fans hated the O’s the way we hate the Yanks. Callous indifference is much more maddening in a rivalry than hatred is

by Chanumas on May 20, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

if jetes goes on the DL

Maybe we can trade them Luis Hernandez.

Wolf, wolf, wolf.

by birdman on May 20, 2008 8:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Problem is....

the 6th inning can’t get here fast enough, because you just KNOW if there’s two drops of rain in the next 30 minutes, Steinbreener will force the umps to call it and we start all over again.

And you KNOW the umps would do that for the MFY..

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 8:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

DONG, KEVBO!

by Brotz13 on May 20, 2008 8:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow, in my wildest dreams...

the O’s only ever win 8-0 against the MFY

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 8:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This team is a circus right now!

Improving the ballclub: Not one of Peter Angelos' concerns.-SC Wed Jan 30, 2008

by dayzd toe on May 20, 2008 8:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The fact you did that

in less than 15 minutes is kinda amazing.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

uhhhh....

That’s kinda scary… how doYOU know how long it took me to make that??? Are you watching me???

Improving the ballclub: Not one of Peter Angelos' concerns.-SC Wed Jan 30, 2008

by dayzd toe on May 20, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just glanced at your post times....

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's even stranger

considering that was my first post in today’s thread. I think you may be confused… however, for the record it took me about 11.5 minutes.

Improving the ballclub: Not one of Peter Angelos' concerns.-SC Wed Jan 30, 2008

by dayzd toe on May 20, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Somebody oughta wake up SC.

he said something about taking a nap today instead of watching the game.

Writing is God's way of showing you how sloppy your thinking is.

by typozzz on May 20, 2008 8:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't think sending an e-mail is gonna do it

and an e-mail address is all I got.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Orioles alert: We have now surpassed our season high in runs.

by Brotz13 on May 20, 2008 8:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

at this rate,,,,

we may surpass our season total in runs

by Chanumas on May 20, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well played +1

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

damn. i missed the HBP. i jope it was an accident

DCabs does not need to stir up anything. Diamond Dave said he was over that. Tell me it was a clean play.

by drj on May 20, 2008 8:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It was a 2-1 pitch, bases empty. No way it’s intentional.

by Brotz13 on May 20, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

His ball has been running inside

since I started watching an inning ago. And Jetes was WAY crowding the plate.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, totally

Enjoy rubbing the salt into the yankees’ wounds for four hours

by PhilR8 on May 20, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The MFY half of the innings

seem to be going fast enough…

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's a pity Pinstripe Alley is so underpopulated

I have no idea where to go to get some hilarious yankee fan comments

by Chanumas on May 20, 2008 8:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

A guy I went to college with is one of the head honchos over there, jscape2000 or something. I’m kicking his ass in fantasy baseball this year, as per usual.

by Brotz13 on May 20, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

if i was a poster there

I’d be moststoriedfranchise79

moststoriedfranchise would stand for the Yankees cuz that’s what they are, and 79 signifies my birth year

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on May 20, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go with something around 83 or 84

when they were pretty mediocre

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually go with 1990

They finished last that year, and this guy was their “ace”.

by Chanumas on May 20, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That prick broke Hoiles’ wrist in 1992.

by Brotz13 on May 20, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am going to sign up

Pinstripe Alley has two very simple rules:

1.) This is a community blog about the most storied franchise in sports – the New York Yankees. We would appreciate members of this community refraining from political, religious, or other topics completely unrelated to sports, baseball, or the New York Yankees.

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on May 20, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And ain't no cussin', either!

What the hells’s the fun in that?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck if I know.

by Brotz13 on May 20, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice batting average, Giambi

Nice to see that his weight is higher than his BA

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on May 20, 2008 8:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HOLY CRAP.

i just got home, after excited receiving messages and calls from friends, and even my mother. I am thrilled to have this be my one “early” night on the campaign.

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on May 20, 2008 8:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Haven't checked yet

Are we still looking at KY for Clinton and OR for Obama?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would assume so,

barring some kind of entry into some kind of bizarro world parallel universe.

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on May 20, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

did you see those KY results?

the poor whites hate Obama

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on May 20, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's sad to say....

but they’re not going to be voting Democrat in the general election anyway

by Chanumas on May 20, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

very true

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on May 20, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So all the whites in OR are rich?

And Maine, and Iowa, and Minnesota, and the Dakotas….all those whites that voted for Obama are rich, too?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

they are

every last one of them.

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on May 20, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Glad we could clear that up

:)

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am voting for McCain anyway

I want 4 more years of Bush

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on May 20, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what about SC?

Wolf, wolf, wolf.

by birdman on May 20, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's in Michigan

so he doesn’t count, according to the DNC. Broke teh rules that all candidates, even HRC, agreed to, so

NO DELEGATES FOR YOU!

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he meant South Carolina.

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on May 20, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My bad

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMG I lived in WV for 7 years and that is a wooden-headed mentality that will never change

Luckily the elctoral college counts are miniscule…as in irrelevant. We gotta bring them into the 21st century kicking and screaming…or hootin’ and hollerin’

by Bromo on May 20, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jones BA > Markakis BA

If in game stats are accurate

by drj on May 20, 2008 8:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn

The guys picked a great game to go to tonight.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on May 20, 2008 8:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Is that decorated ex-Oriole LaTroy Hawkins?

by Brotz13 on May 20, 2008 8:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

the one and only.

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on May 20, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mora is now 4 - 0 in the 5th inning

get into the game Melmo!

Writing is God's way of showing you how sloppy your thinking is.

by typozzz on May 20, 2008 8:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ronnie's STILL a dillweed?

Dude, get the new phone already! 3G iPhones come out in June!

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 8:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Keep reaching for that rainbow Ronnie…someday you will cease to be a dillweed, if only you believe.

by Brotz13 on May 20, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rainbow in the Dark, maybe...

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He was talking about

his man-servant, Daniel Cabrera.

Apparently Danny follows him around like a lost puppy, and they get along pretty well.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If anyone

Can get a picture of that face Daniel just made, I would appreciate it.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on May 20, 2008 8:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Cy Young!

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 20, 2008 8:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

To quote 3 Beers Gary

The Yankees look like they[[COMMENT_CHILDREN_TOKEN]]#8217;re done.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aside from the obvious benefits

of having a 10 run lead, this is the best thing that has happened to Danny, he is being forced to throw strikes and his stuff isn’t too hittable.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on May 20, 2008 8:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Anyone else have the YES feed?

They just spent the entire inning lamenting their team’s lack of gamerosity. They used some variation of the word “grind” easily 17 times.

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on May 20, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Thorne straight out said

The Yankees look done.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Someone at Most Storied Franchise Alley

suggested that Girardi should get fired.

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on May 20, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They're right!

Give Joe Torre a 25 million dollar contract to come back and get them in the playoffs…

by Bromo on May 20, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, see?

for everybody that clowns on trembley, aren’t you glad that dumbo looking motherfucker isn’t helming the o’s on a multiyear deal?

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on May 20, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's Stump Jim Palmer!

Most All-Star Games hosted?

Cleveland. GARY got it. Hahahahahahahaha

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, it's official!

We keep the 10-0 lead!

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 8:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I like Abreu

shame that he has to be on the Yankees. Awful trade for Philly. 4 no name clowns for him.

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on May 20, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

From the 1st inniong on Pinstripe Alley
Jeter – What the hell is he staring down Cano for???? Make an accurate throw jackass.

Having said that, YES should give us an overhead shot so we can see where Cano was postioned and how quickly or not quickly he moved to cover the bag.

An overhead camera angle. Dude wants an overhead shot before he will blame Jeter for a bad throw. You GOTTA be kidding me.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jeter is perfect

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on May 20, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey Luke

get your gun out

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on May 20, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Close the thread, we have a WINNER!

That’s awesome. Wish I’d thought of it.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH SHIT – Fuck you, Latoya!

by Brotz13 on May 20, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

head hunting is bullshit

drill him in the back. center of gravity. etc.

by drj on May 20, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is chickenshit. Way to play the Yankee way, Hawkins.

by Brotz13 on May 20, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go get him LUUUUUUKKKKKEEEEE!!!!

Jim Palmer, point of the night:

Do YOU want to get into a throwing contest with DANIEL CABRERA?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

PALMER: I'd pick my time, and I wouldn't do it tonight...

but I’d pick my spot….

Basically, I hope the MFY don’t crowd the plate tomorrow.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oooh!

Don’t say the F word to Luke, he loves Jesus!

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on May 20, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

luke scott is gonna fuck some shit up

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on May 20, 2008 8:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Latroy did not get the memo

about Luke packing heat.

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on May 20, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Obviously not

That said, NO ONE AT CAMDEN CHAT IS ADVOCATING ARMED VIOLENCE IN RETALIATION.

Just sayin’.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

are you kidding me?

the o’s have cabrera and some serious backwoods motherfuckers and the yanks are stepping to this shit? way to go, dudes. also appreciate fucking up your bullpen a bit more.z

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on May 20, 2008 8:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Between Jamie Walker and Luke Scott

the O’s could take down a small South American country.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

y'know...

a great this/that would be cannonball run or smokey and the bandit…bradford, walker and scott would be genuinely torn.

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on May 20, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can see bottles getting thrown over it

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

not sure if a bullet

can penetrate the lard on Chamberlin and Giambi

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on May 20, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Watching the Yanks taking the low road

is just icing on the cake.

“Let everyone else do that stuff, but not a Yankee,” my ass.

by Chanumas on May 20, 2008 8:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ahahaha REALLY?

I did wind up falling asleep and now I feel a bit better. Shit, this is happening? What a bunch of losers.

by SC on May 20, 2008 8:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I HOPE you TiVo'd this game

or have MLB.TV so you can catch the archive version.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In the strike zone, of course

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nothing broken in Dj's hand.

Writing is God's way of showing you how sloppy your thinking is.

by typozzz on May 20, 2008 8:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah...

contusion=BRUISE

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on May 20, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's either Tony Stark

or that’s an old-ass X-Ray machine they’re using. How in the hell is it NOT broken?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

if you listened to ESPN

Jeter = Jesus.

So, he healed himself.

by getxstoked on May 20, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm having a hard time believing that

Not casting doubt on your post, but I gotta think that’s some serious BS from The Most Storied Franchise In Recorded History of Mankind

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

is that possible?

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on May 20, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude I hope

Brooklyn Love Orioles brought her posse with her tonight.

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on May 20, 2008 9:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

She's gonna need it to get out of there!

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Best part is

we’re deep into their pen, so pickin’s will be slim the next 2 days.

Already used their long men.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

They're killin' me at PS
Not a good inning for the Captain
That wasn’t a very good illustration of on-field leadership staring down Cano when he was the guy who didn’t make the routine throw which opened the floodgates.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Give em hell

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 20, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoa!

I just turned on the game to see its 10-0. Then I was wondering, “why the hell is Cabrera still in the game?”

Then I realized it was the Orioles that had the 10. I got to say, that shocked the hell out of me…

"Whether your name is Gehrig or Ripken, DiMaggio or Robinson, or that of some youngster who picks up his bat or puts on his glove, you are challenged by the game of baseball to do your very best day in and day out. That's all I've ever tried to do."

by spike2131 on May 20, 2008 9:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

it's been pretty sweet.

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on May 20, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's been the reaction

of just about all of us who joined the party late. I seriously thought MASN had their graphics screwed up when I came in at 9-0 in the bottom of the second and kept waiting for them to fix it.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I look forward to watching on Tivo...

"Whether your name is Gehrig or Ripken, DiMaggio or Robinson, or that of some youngster who picks up his bat or puts on his glove, you are challenged by the game of baseball to do your very best day in and day out. That's all I've ever tried to do."

by spike2131 on May 20, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does MASN do replays overnight?

‘Cause if they do, the TiVo’s gettin’ a workout tonight!

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Usually

"Whether your name is Gehrig or Ripken, DiMaggio or Robinson, or that of some youngster who picks up his bat or puts on his glove, you are challenged by the game of baseball to do your very best day in and day out. That's all I've ever tried to do."

by spike2131 on May 20, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am

But not commercials

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 20, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was almost like a bit from

Not Necessarily the News

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on May 20, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jesus

doesn’t approve of cussing

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on May 20, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you kidding me?

The dude hung out with thieves and whores….of course he’s ok with a couple f-bombs.

by Chanumas on May 20, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And ACCOUNTANTS!

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm pretty sure

even Jesus would drop an F-bomb if a dude threw at his head at 90+ mph

Then forgive him, of course.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No

It was made up. Luke Scott actually said “I forgive you, my brother”

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on May 20, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Absolutely

Wasn’t really hard to read lips on that one.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

By the way... don't want to speak too soon...

but Cabrera on his way to his 8th QS in a row? and 0 walks so far?

Freakin awesome, man.

by Y Not on May 20, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And NO curveballs or breaking balls

NONE. Damn. Does his 2 seamer move that much?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

based on some stat machine

that’s a recipe for disaster.. soon…

(this is me shrugging)

by Y Not on May 20, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

awww

Millar and Damon playing games with each other from the field and dugout. What a great couple those two make.

by SC on May 20, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't throw at them Daniel

I trust he won’t but I am hoping he doesn’t. If he does not end up doing it tonight though I assure you he will hit someone next time he starts against New York, no doubt.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on May 20, 2008 9:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That HR

will be the only thing ESPN shows from this game

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on May 20, 2008 9:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

haha

No they’ll show Jeter.

by SC on May 20, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and he'll be illuminated by light

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on May 20, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That, and Jeter getting hit

Nick Markakis: The Actual Greek God of Walks

by wickedwitch on May 20, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There is no doubt in my mind

unless they also show Jetes getting hit by that mean Danny C

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup

“ARod back in the Bronx tonight”

And then that HR.

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 20, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And they will show the score box for 1.3 seconds

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Someone on Most Storied Franchise Alley

is pasting Jeter’s head on A-Rod’s now. Can’t have A-Rod contributing!

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on May 20, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll take a shot (and assume the score stays)

“A-ROD back in the Bronx tonight hoping to help the YANKEES end a three-game losing skid.

JETER hit by Daniel CaBRERA here, x-rays were…NEGative. Bottom of the sixth. A-Rod. SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND. His fifth on the season, but it’s not enough, as the Orioles win TEN…to two.”

(Box score for 4 seconds, move on to A-Rod’s return and what it means for the Yankees)

by SC on May 20, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

FILL THINE HORN WITH OIL...

Now you’re going to get me started on a rant about how much I hate Steve Berthiaume, that no talent ass clown.

by Brotz13 on May 20, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well no shutout

Lord, A-Rod made that look so easy.

by SC on May 20, 2008 9:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck

And I was just checking to see who had the shutout lead in the ML

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 20, 2008 9:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dong,. A-Rod

Congrats. Now you’re only down by EIGHT runs. Good job.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Just fueling New Yorkers’ “A-Rod isn’t clutch” venom.

by Brotz13 on May 20, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A-rod should've tried to draw a walk...

or get a base hit… that HR was SUCH a rally killer. NOW, they really have no shot at coming back in this game.

Improving the ballclub: Not one of Peter Angelos' concerns.-SC Wed Jan 30, 2008

by dayzd toe on May 21, 2008 8:57 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuckin' A-rod

Just had to go and ruin the shutout

by getxstoked on May 20, 2008 9:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Had to give ESPN their highlight

‘cause you KNOW they ain’t showing anything the O’s did right.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn.

It’s pretty (hopefully) meaningless….but I’d have liked to see a shutout.

by Chanumas on May 20, 2008 9:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'll take a win

A nice, boring, lead the whole game by a lot of runs win.

Works for me.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Os need

to keep playing baseball till it’s over.
last year tigers put up an eight spot on yanks early in one game and barely hung on.

by thewaywardO on May 20, 2008 9:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well played +1

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not unless they pull him

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 20, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So if he gives up 2 more

but goes 9 it’s not a QS?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They gotta keep him in

His line looks great so far and he’s at 80 pitches.

Writing is God's way of showing you how sloppy your thinking is.

by typozzz on May 20, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

0 BBs, 4 K's

80 pitches? I’d think you’d send him back out

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you know.. that A-Rod homer..

absolutely a rally-killing homer if I ever seen one. You need men on base in a situation like this, not selfish stat hits.

by Y Not on May 20, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That was almost as bad as a walk, which would have clogged the bases.

by Brotz13 on May 20, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Over at Pinstripe Alley

2 posts in one hour.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

They actually earn some points in my book

The second story on the front page is about Earl Weaver (that phony interview and Earl dropping F-bombs and bitching about Crowley etc.).

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 20, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But lose those points

for using the edited version – it cuts off almost 1:30 of the clip!

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHAT?

What’s the point then? You’re right, no points.

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 20, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's not censored (although they whined about that)

it’s just the short edit. Here’s the full version…

TOTALLY unsafe for work, children or sensitive ears…

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If somehow I ever have kids

They will have that memorized by age 5.

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 20, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I used to use...

Metallica’s Creeping Death as the lullabye at 3am feedings, because it was the only song I copuld remember all the words to. And my daghter’s turned out OK. My boy, though….

:)

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

my girlfriend's nephew's favorite band is Pantera

He’s two, I think. He falls asleep to Pantera every night. He also decided everything at Sea World was some sort of shark. Turtle = hard shark. His favorite word is “hillbilly.”

by SC on May 20, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's awesome!

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow

Comparing Freddie Bynum to Tony Phillips. It’s as if they never saw either of them play. They are both black?

by SC on May 20, 2008 9:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No....

they both have all-consonant initials.

Isn’t it obvious?

by Chanumas on May 20, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe

Freddie likes the cocaine.

by Brotz13 on May 20, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That would be a YES

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The strike zone

looks like a Little League zone at 8 p.m. with the sun going down and the home team needing to bat one more time to make the game legal down by 10 runs.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah the O's have some real quality at Bowie right now

Reimold, Tillman, and Hernandez are all playing real well. Plus the Sox are the class of that league right now as they’ve gotten real hot, besides maybe the Nat’s affiliate Senators who aren’t that stacked but are somehow winning.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on May 20, 2008 9:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Justin Maxwell.

Explains a lot about the Senators.
Dude can rake, I saw him play in Hagerstown last year…

by getxstoked on May 20, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yep...

he’s the business.

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on May 20, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah that is true

But it seems like all the Nats clubs are doing well, I guess it is just cause I only get around to seeing mostly the Carolina and Eastern leagues where Potomac and the Sen’s do well.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on May 20, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok. so melvin had a bad game.

but as much as we rag on him, the dude does come through… many times… in clutch situations.

So I’m okay with him having a crappy game today.

by Y Not on May 20, 2008 9:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm OK with him having a crappy game

when we’re WINNING by 8 runs.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

day ain't over yet...

he’s 5 – 0 with a throwing error. Lets hope he turns it around.

Writing is God's way of showing you how sloppy your thinking is.

by typozzz on May 20, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

AND

He knowns how to bunt in pressure situations.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on May 20, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

All that playoff experience, I'm sure...

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

D Cabs back in...

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

intermission

a guy in my cast has a laptop and is stealing wireless.
I HAD TO CHECK IN ON THIS GAME. BOO YAH!

AND I FUCKING HAD TICKETS TO SEE THIS, TOO.

Enjoy, ladies and germs. Back to act ii for me.

by zknower on May 20, 2008 9:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Checking in during a play YOU ARE IN

wins the award for being Birdland, at least for tonight.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Confirmed

Tony-Award-winning thespian zknower IS Birdland.

by Brotz13 on May 20, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The committee is in agreement.

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on May 20, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm am SO going Monday

Memorial Day against the MFY? I’m getting the tix tonight!

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Awesome

Looks like you’ll get to see Garrett Olson.

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on May 20, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll take it.

I’d prefer Guthrie, but at least it ain’t Trax

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is there any other kind?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

God I hate squinty.

and all of those awful MASN promos

by Chanumas on May 20, 2008 9:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Short Bus Shelly is in

You know the MFY have packed it in now…

Hey, it’s EVERYBODY PITCHES Night at Yankee Stadium!

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

they packed it in when Hawkins threw at Scott. (if not before)

Writing is God's way of showing you how sloppy your thinking is.

by typozzz on May 20, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

'Tis true!

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAY YOU GUYYS

Heh, Sloth is in at 1B for the Yankees.

by Brotz13 on May 20, 2008 9:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I know it ain't right

But I prefer Short Bus for him. A MFY fan actually told me that nickname.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fair call

My roommate is a Yankee fan, and he’s convinced that Melky and Cano are lovers.

by Brotz13 on May 20, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH my god!

Me too! My friend Julia and I are ALWAYS talking about how they’re boyfriends!

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on May 20, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

After all

They would make a cute couple.

by Brotz13 on May 20, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh totally

When we talk about them they’re totally a cute couple. You know they live together in Hoboken, and they’re always out having a catch. Sometimes Melky gets upset because the magic is gone, and Robbie has to make it up to him. And that little dance they do in the dugout, jumping up and down around A-Rod? Foreplay.

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on May 20, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's awesome

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahahaa

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on May 20, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

in other games..

lackey pitched a gem versus toronto.. yields to scott shields who proceeds to load the bases immediately with 0 outs. Angels up 3-1.. not for long, i’m expecting.

boston up 2-1 in 8th on KC.. KC has bases loaded, but with 2 outs.. so that means that they’ll be going into the 9th inning shortly…

by Y Not on May 20, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

so i was just wondering . . .

Do you get suspended for throwin’ at heads or what? I know the Q is posed late but really.

"What good are fans. You can't eat applause for breakfast" -Bob Dylan

by gwill2k8 on May 20, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

probably

b/c of 2nd pitch

by thewaywardO on May 20, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes

Joba got a couple of games earlier this year

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i thought so . . .

what a dumb ass yankee move, i’m watching the YES network and those guys acted like it was ok to throw twice at a guy and that his bush league move would be a wake up call for the skanks

"What good are fans. You can't eat applause for breakfast" -Bob Dylan

by gwill2k8 on May 20, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice!

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTF?

Game joined in progress on Saturday?r

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on May 20, 2008 9:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

FOX

Apparently there are restrictions because they’re carrying the game too.

by Brotz13 on May 20, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not that game

See my post below

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Blame Fox

Saturday rule – can’t show a game until 7 p.m. to keep their exclusivity. They have 1 p.m. and 4 p.m. starts, so they get a 3 hour window for each game. And TB isn’t moving the game back, apparently, so we miss an hour of it.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I do believe

teh home plate umpo has dinner reservations somewhere.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Sad part is...

I’m typing this badly sober.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cashman

Looks like he’s going to vomit.

by Brotz13 on May 20, 2008 9:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And mentally preparing his resume....

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

All in favor say "Aye"...

AYE!

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

AYE

Aside from the fact that he should be the best hitter on this team (well he is regardless of the slump, we know he is), he’s also on my fantasy team.

by Pack Man on May 20, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If he keeps getting onbase

Then I don’t have a huge problem. He’s always been very streaky anyway.

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 20, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OT - Bulls converted their 1.7% chance

to win the NBA Not-Quite-A-Lottery.

So who’s the #1 pick?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Thought you had to serve a year

in college befopre you could be drafted.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't you have to play a year now?

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 20, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

whoa

Luke Scott fucking CRUSHED that one. Upper deck shot. Suck it, assholes.

Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuke

by SC on May 20, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And that's how you answer getting thrown at

Smile at the pitcher, Luke. Now, smile at the dugout…

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LUUUUUUUUUUKE!!!

LUUUUUUUUUUUKE

LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on May 20, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And we'll show A-Rod's 50 times.

And maybe, just maybe, we’ll spell Luek’s name right on the Homer Roll.

/Yeah, that one was on purpose

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BANG

This is Luke’s rifle, that’s Luke’s gun…this one’s for fighting, that one’s for fun.

by Brotz13 on May 20, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

RIGHTEOUS CHRISTIAN VENGEANCE

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on May 20, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't Piss Luke Off

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 20, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Luuuuuuke

That was hit well.

Nick Markakis: The Actual Greek God of Walks

by wickedwitch on May 20, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Awesome Luke....

Living well is the best revenge.

by Chanumas on May 20, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Not to bitch during a blowout, but...

Nice to see Razor running out these grounders tonight.

by Brotz13 on May 20, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude this was RIGHT after MLB.com posted the video of the bench clearing.. I was watching that when he just hit that homer… awesome.

by Y Not on May 20, 2008 9:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

To hit a homer when the ball is thrown that low

You have to cover every single inch of the ball with the bat head, especially if it goes upper reserves.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on May 20, 2008 9:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

poor kid

He’s up there rockin’ an A-Rod jersey in the upperdeck and almost gets a home run, which he could not have expected, but it hits a fat guy and bounces to Abreu.

by SC on May 20, 2008 9:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

and

back to a 10 spot!

"What good are fans. You can't eat applause for breakfast" -Bob Dylan

by gwill2k8 on May 20, 2008 9:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

STOP THAT!

Danny Cabrera, AL Cy Young 2008!

/Kidding!

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Danny looks confused

and I would be to – why let him warm-up and THEN pull him? Did DD forget to tell him?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

pen might've needed another minute or two

They could have made a late decision to go ahead and take him out.

by SC on May 20, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Diamond Dave effed up

wanted him to get the standing O, then forgot it was Yankee Stadium.

Maybe it was better that way. UP YOURS YANKEE STADIUM.

by drj on May 20, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And you can PUT IT ON THE BOARD!!!!!

8th Quality Start of the year

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

aw, danny and dave havin a moment.

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on May 20, 2008 9:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Judges Say: Quality Start!

Writing is God's way of showing you how sloppy your thinking is.

by typozzz on May 20, 2008 9:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BTW, LUUUUUKE channle's Frank

“Pitchers did me a favor when they knocked me down. It made me more determined. I wouldn’t let that pitcher get me out. They say you can’t hit if you’re on your back, but I didn’t hit on my back. I got up.”

by drj on May 20, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Lance Cormier

I forget he existed.

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on May 20, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This is thge only situation

in which we should be reminded of his existence.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

z-8

sc-2

Improving the ballclub: Not one of Peter Angelos' concerns.-SC Wed Jan 30, 2008

by dayzd toe on May 20, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Somehow....

I don’t think SC minds.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

alright, awesome

Get inside the mind of Joe Girardi.

I DON’T LIKE CANDY. IT’S FOR FAT SHITS.
FACIAL HAIR IS FOR HIPPIES, SON.
I THINK I WAS IN THE MILITARY.

He’s turning into Sylvester Stallone, who legitimately believes he was at some pont a pro boxer named Rocky Balboa.

by SC on May 20, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And that he saved Southeast Asia by himself

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Somebody is smuggling in candy.

That’s obviously what’s going on.

And they must be stopped.

by Y Not on May 20, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone see that on YES?

Cop fist bumped DCab???

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 20, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Awesome

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess he's not a Jeter fan

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 20, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LUIS!!

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on May 20, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What the hell...

were we doing keeping him at SS for as long as we did?

by Brotz13 on May 20, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

AGAINST the Yankees? I think not.

Check your ESPN employees’ manual again, sir.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LUIS LUIS!

With the glove!

Although it is the only reason he’s on the team at this point – give B-Rob a few innings off in blowouts

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Why?

I want Johnny healthy and in that lineup every day. He blows.

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 20, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And he throws like a...

person who can’t throw a bseball very well.

What did you think I was going to say?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Missed that one...

what did he say?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He said

“Damon has to drive across the George Washington bridge tonight, and hopefully he makes it all the way over.”

...or something similar to that

by bjtylerx on May 20, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks

Half-heard it, didn’t pay attention

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's the cable talkin', Jim!

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh my God! That's RIVERA'S MUSIC!

What’s he doing here?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Did my best to channel Jim Ross

and failed badly….

My apologies.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha...

maybe it’s time for a heel turn, Mariano

by Chanumas on May 20, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't you mean face turn.

he plays for the Yankees already.

by getxstoked on May 20, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oops....

my bad. I stand corrected.

by Chanumas on May 20, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mo' Fucka!

THIS is the game i had tickets to but missed because I JUST got home from work?!
LAME (but amazingly awesome)

"Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July." - Earl Weaver

by daveh873 on May 20, 2008 9:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Four hit night, Dr. Jones!

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

AJ having a nice day

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on May 20, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

4 hits for Dr Jones tonight.

making up for Nick’s lousy day at the plate.

by getxstoked on May 20, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Check the scores

from teh MFY’s last 2 games before this. Their pitching ain’t exactly on fire right now.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

0 WALKS!

sportin a 3.48 ERA. Quality starts delivered vs. Red Sox and Yankees…

I don’t give a shit. I’m sold.

by Y Not on May 20, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

Rodriguez homered hard off Cabs tonight but he stayed in it after – Same thing after plonking Jeter and seeing Luke almost get plonked. last year these would have been the cue for a meltdown.

Writing is God's way of showing you how sloppy your thinking is.

by typozzz on May 20, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're right

Our little boy is growing up!

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And here's to Cormier finishing the game

so we don’t have to see him again this series.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 9:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I only want to see Johnson and Sherril

and not that much of either, really.

by getxstoked on May 20, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

An inning each

for the next 2 days

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good night, game over, drive home safely

and we’ll be back with the LOVELY totals.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yankess Suck.

I believe that’s appropriate today.

by getxstoked on May 20, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YES

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."

by 2632 on May 20, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The LOVELY Totals...

Daniel Cabrera (W, 5-1)

7.0 IP, 5 H, 2R, 2ER, 0 BB, 4 SO, 1 HR

I’ll take it.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 10:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Gotta love YouTube

Yankees Suck

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Although...

best team hatin’ song ever.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No MASN replay scheduled

DirecTv shows it’s a replay of teh Nats vs Phillies game for overnight. Did it get played?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 10:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't know

MASN2 is showing ESPNews right now…

by getxstoked on May 20, 2008 10:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Luke Scott

“God calls us to forgive…”

AFTER the F-bomb, I guess. :)

Hey, I’d have been pissed, too.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 10:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Daniel Cabrera post-game interview...

and all I can think of is…DAMN, he’s tall!

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on May 20, 2008 10:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

what did we learn tonight?

mike mussina may be damn at the crossword, but he does NOT speak hovitos!

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on May 20, 2008 10:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

of course...

i meant “damn good”

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on May 20, 2008 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Of all the friggin nights to be taking a test!

But this is some kinda sweet news to come home too! Now I’m fantasizing how much fun I’d have had if I could have made it out to Yankee Stadium tonight-would have made up for all the times I was surrounded by those broom-wielding Neanderthals. Nows the time to kick ‘em when they’re down, boys-their bullpen is so depleted they brought Rivera in for what was most certainly not a save situation (or did he just need to put in an inning, since save situations ahve been a little hard to come by). Who’s pitching tomorrow? Gotta get to him early, and then it’s a free ride.

by fishoutawata on May 21, 2008 12:34 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey Yerkees: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, you douchebags.

Man was this score cool to find on the laptop over breakfast. Wish I coulda watched it, of course, but it was probably blacked out in Moscow. I hope you don’t think that was a joke.

Daniel rules! Zero walks, the single best indicator for him. Moose got douched all right, but hey, breaks o’ the game, pal. No doubt enjoying the action on the bench in a bittersweet kind of way was Guts. Who wants to bet he Didn’t Say Anything about, y’know, the r…u…n…s…u…p…p…o…r…t issue.

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on May 21, 2008 1:10 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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