From ESPNews at 10:42, the O's-Yanks' recap:
First highlight: A-Rod walking!
Second highlight: Jetes gets hit! O noes!!11!1!11!!
Third highlight: Scott gets thrown at. Understandable, you see...
Fourth highlight: A-Rod homerun! Yeah!
Fifth highlight: Jeter saying yes, his hand does indeed hurt. Glad we got that cleared up.
Fade to box, a quick mention that the Yankees lost, nothing on the O's.
That's it, ladies and gentlemen. Not a single mention of the Orioles' offense or video of a single Orioles at-bat, aside from Luke Scott doing the limbo unexpectedly.
Good to know things never change.