Gameday Thread: O's (16-17) @ A's (21-14)
Baltimore Orioles at Oakland Athletics, May 7, 2008 3:35 PM EDT
| Today's Starting Pitchers | GS | IP | ERA | WHIP | BAA | BB | K | W-L | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
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Jeremy Guthrie - RH | 7 | 44.1 | 4.06 | 1.24 | .244 | 13 | 26 | 1-3 |
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Joe Blanton - RH | 8 | 55.2 | 3.88 | 1.35 | .289 | 10 | 22 | 2-5 |
I'll add more in a moment, but I forgot we played at 3:35 today. Game's on MASN. Let's go, O's!
| Orioles | AB | AVG | OBP | HR | RBI | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Eider Torres - 2B | 6 | .167 | .167 | 0 | 0 |
| 2 | Melvin Mora - 3B | 131 | .260 | .310 | 4 | 17 |
| 3 | Nick Markakis - RF | 117 | .256 | .387 | 6 | 14 |
| 4 | Aubrey Huff - DH | 119 | .277 | .353 | 5 | 20 |
| 5 | Luke Scott - LF | 95 | .284 | .361 | 1 | 10 |
| 6 | Kevin Millar - 1B | 122 | .213 | .297 | 4 | 14 |
| 7 | Jay Payton - CF | 64 | .250 | .273 | 2 | 5 |
| 8 | Ramon Hernandez - C | 95 | .189 | .223 | 3 | 16 |
| 9 | Luis Hernandez - SS | 66 | .227 | .284 | 0 | 3 |
| Athletics | AB | AVG | OBP | HR | RBI | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Kurt Suzuki - C | 122 | .279 | .348 | 0 | 10 |
| 2 | Daric Barton - 1B | 122 | .254 | .357 | 1 | 13 |
| 3 | Mike Sweeney - DH | 77 | .299 | .360 | 2 | 10 |
| 4 | Jack Cust - LF | 88 | .250 | .426 | 4 | 11 |
| 5 | Emil Brown - RF | 126 | .294 | .321 | 3 | 28 |
| 6 | Bobby Crosby - SS | 134 | .254 | .324 | 2 | 21 |
| 7 | Mark Ellis - 2B | 139 | .223 | .310 | 2 | 12 |
| 8 | Jack Hannahan - 3B | 75 | .227 | .375 | 2 | 9 |
| 9 | Ryan Sweeney - CF | 75 | .267 | .325 | 0 | 14 |
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Kristen or 2632...
please see my other post.
Improving the ballclub: Not one of Peter Angelos' concerns.-SC Wed Jan 30, 2008
I'll get her on it. Or find the photo in question.
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
I don't know if that's a "cougar", per se...
...I think she’s just old.
From the Land of Pleasant Living...
woo!
Torres with a leadoff single that any left fielder in the league would have caught, but thankfully they have Jack Cust.
Damn, that DD...
He’s a god damn genious!
Improving the ballclub: Not one of Peter Angelos' concerns.-SC Wed Jan 30, 2008
what's weird to me
is that this is Dave doing the Dusty Baker thing I always hate. “Well, Brian needs a day off. Second base bats leadoff, though…”
I’d have expected he would hit Payton leadoff, not that that’s any huge upgrade.
Lowest OBP in A's lineup: .310
4th-highest OBP in O’s lineup: .310
oh, god
Buck: “They’ve never had any real high averages. They’ve had some home run hitters, but never any real high averages.”
What a detriment it’s been.
new rule for MASN
everytime Buck says something inane, they have to cut to a reaction shot of Amber.
...one more dying quail a week and you're playing in Yankee Stadium...
by 33 on May 7, 2008 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
ha! ha, ha, ha!
Until it’s 3-2, you hang on n’ wait! Ha! The A’s are run by an idiot that puts contending teams on the field with no money! Fuckin’ losers! This shit doesn’t work!
awesome
More Luis adventures at shortstop. It was a tough play and everything, but it boggles the mind that nobody is calling him out on his arm. That was in the hole, but it was a slow bouncer. His range isn’t even what everyone pretends it is.
I predicted Luis would be my main source of rage this year
And so far I haven’t been wrong. Which is crazy considering all the shitty things about this team.
man
You know, I don’t know where today’s O’s middle infield lineup ranks in the history of all-time middle infields, but I have to guess it’s somewhere near being the absolute greatest ever. Is there really any question? These guys can rake.
At what point
does his arm not being able to throw a runner out on rather routine plays start to become errors, just for fuck’s sake, and not infield hits.
Improving the ballclub: Not one of Peter Angelos' concerns.-SC Wed Jan 30, 2008
BTW...
thanks for calling me out…
Papa Shango lunatics that believe in voodoo magic via the power of web logs or TV commentators saying “no-hitter” think it’s my fault
But that doesn’t make it any less true.
Improving the ballclub: Not one of Peter Angelos' concerns.-SC Wed Jan 30, 2008
When you were young / And your heart was an open book...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ySyZ8-RS6g
Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M
and here's 20-RBI Bobby Crosby, too
Thankfully he can’t pick up an RBI on an out. Well he could run into an out.
Shouldn't there be a mercy rule....
that kicks in as soon as the other team scores?
Why the Hell Not?
Very frustrating series
The A’s have 19(!) singles so far, and zero XBH.
In fact, Mora’s double in game 1 is the only XBH either team has hit.
jesus christ
You have got to be kidding.
Payton lines out to Blanton who throws Scott out at third. I mean that’s just shitty.
good graphic
Most times caught stealing, picked off, or out trying to advance.
Baltimore Orioles
NUMBER ONE!
Baltimore Orioles
NUMBER ONE!
"lines" is awfully generous.
He lobbed it out to the pitcher with a little arc on it. How the fuck is Luke not back at 3rd?????
it happens very fast
I really don’t blame Luke on that one, really. That’s just bad timing for that to happen. Awful, actually.
Very fast???
Your taught to freeze on a line – that ball was barely lined. No excuse for not getting back on that horseshit.
"that ball was barely lined"
and since you’re not taught to freeze on a ground ball, you can understand Luke moving
Nick Markakis: The Actual Greek God of Walks
I saw it
and it didn’t entirely look like a line drive coming off the bat
Nick Markakis: The Actual Greek God of Walks
So wait..
I didn’t realize that BOTH A’s hits were to our muscle armed SS. Hey Soos Christo!
Improving the ballclub: Not one of Peter Angelos' concerns.-SC Wed Jan 30, 2008
It's a twist on the ol' "hit 'em where they ain't" strategy.
It’s called “Hit ‘em wherever that scrub Luis Hernandez happens to be standing, that MFer couldn’t throw out my grandmother if first base was 100 yards away.”
I think it’s pretty catchy, actually. Definitely catching on.
From the Land of Pleasant Living...
Peace out...
time to go home and cut grass. Fucking Orioles!
Improving the ballclub: Not one of Peter Angelos' concerns.-SC Wed Jan 30, 2008
My, that was an interesting half-inning.
Sucktitude, thy name is Orioles.
Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M
I'm starting to hate this team
With Markakis and Jones doing shit, Roberts being fairly shitty, people like Ramon and Millar still around, and terrible, terrible Luis Hernandez giving away singles every night, they are really crushing me. Again. Good thing the pitching has really been impressive so far.
so let me understand this
we had runners on first and third with no one out?
Ouch.
Orioles Magic, Feel It Happen.
I have tickets for the B-more premiere of “Young At heart” tonight, which is supposed to be great. Anyone here seen it?
torres AND hernandez...
give it to me straight, doc?
i’m sorry, son. you have HIV AND cancer.
ronnie's a dillweed.
although your Fahey brain tumor seems to have cleared up!
Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M
It's Birdland!
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
The last pitch to Sweeney
Was 93, according to Gameday.
Buck on switch hitting catchers: "You don't have to wonder when to play 'em, 'cause they hit from both sides."
Is he auditioning for Yogi Berra?
Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M
Blech
Its going to be another pitchers game. Guthrie’s going to pitch like crazy, and no one’s going to hit.
Trembley's just talking crap with Gary
He sounds like you’d expect him to sound, not a cliche machine. It’s kinda fun to listen to.
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
Bitchin' up a storm about QuesTec, though
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
Thorne, after the catch
See you next week.
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
Work a 3-0 count into 3-2
and then ground out weakly
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
Why is the game on now
Shit what inning?
My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver
This team WILL NOT TAKE YES FOR AN ANSWER.
Load ‘em up, we’ll get you out of it.
Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M
Amber! Quick, where's Kristen?
Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M
Relax, it's still early...
Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M
I certainly prefer Quiroz to Razor
He’s about $6 million cheaper.
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Community Poll: Are Buck's comments mostly
a) aphorisms;
b) folk wisdom and baseball lore; or
c) a bunch of sht—and *obvious sh*t at that?
Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M
That would be c)
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
Give that gennelman a seegar, Amber!
Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M
Speaking of noodle arms
Our catcher’s not showing much today.
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
- today
+ this year
History is best forgotten, even better rewritten
Since we can't forget it, lets remember it different ~ John Rueben
Hungover, maybe?
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
It's not even 5 o'clock
and the Orioles have made me want to cry today.
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
Weren't we supposed to hopefully trade a bunch of these guys
Huff, Millar, Ramon, Payton?
At this rate no-one will want any of them.
Maybe Dave is right-- Blanton IS Don Drysdale...
Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M
DAMMIT!
Ball game. 3 runs? Ain’t no way we tie, let alone win.
Dammit.
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
Was that 400 feet of misjudged fly ball or what?
Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M
No
fairly well crushed by a guy who looks like an Asian Brabdon Fahey
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
I can't type - Brandon
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
Y'all remember last month?
Last month, we would pull off a late inning comeback in this game to win.
This month, not so much.
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Your are right
I’ve updated my sig accordingly.
TRAGIC TRAGIC TRAGIC TRAGIC TRAGIC TRAGIC TRAGIC TRAGIC
G'night. Sleep safely. No sharp objects within easy reach.
Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M
So, my favourite miracle comeback this season was...
when Trax stunk up the place, leaving during the third inning, we’re down by 6, and then Jay Payton hits a home run, leading us to come back to win it.
That was awesome.
And SC called it as soon as JayPay hit it
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
but he clearly needs to be booed more
Maybe we should have imported some Raiders fans into the audience to juice up his performance.
i can't do this today
i had to pop in to see all the hand wringing, but i just can’t sit through it. the O’s-and you guys-are going to have to lose this one without me.
ugh.
THIS is Birdland?!?
by Dave at Bottomfeeder Baseball on May 7, 2008 5:07 PM EDT reply actions
On the bright side
Luke definitely appears to be improving again. It’d be nice if he returns to mid-April form.
Another nobody we're making into Cy Young
5 of 6 first batters on. 1 lousy run.
I just hope we actually score more with 1st and 2nd with only 1 out, but I know better – we’ll run our way out of this, too.
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
okay...
if luis squared gets a hit, i don’t know WHAT i’ll do, but i’ll do SOMETHING weird.
ronnie's a dillweed.
Well....Ramon got a hit in a clutch situation
wow. I guess what they say about broken clocks is true, huh?
Just tuned in to this
Torres is leading off? Are you kidding me?
"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones
Trembly is using Oakland as a testing ground for dumb ideas.
Writing is God's way of showing you how sloppy your thinking is.
there are dudes in Williamsport
who would be better
"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones
Holy Cow
So is Emil Brown’s secret to RBI success the complete cutting out of iodine from his diet?
That is one SERIOUS goiter there.
What happened to you, Walker?
You used to be so cool….
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What's next on the Bataan Death March?
KC tomorrow, right, because you wouldn’t want to give a day for a team to travel 1500+ miles, would you?
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
What happend to BRob getting the day off
What’s the point? Game’s out of reach, the other team scored 3.
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
now would be a good time
for AH to deposit that hard hit ball over the wall
History is best forgotten, even better rewritten
Since we can't forget it, lets remember it different ~ John Rueben
hey guys.. i just discovered something
the less i follow a game, the less it affects my mood for the rest of the day.
Talk about investing myself a bit much to a baseball team eh
I pretty much took 2006 off.
I get extra pissed off about Oakland though because I’m friends with the most obnoxious A’s fan ever, and they always kill the Orioles (like most teams).
Why the Hell Not?
see? that foul out barely hurts me. I didn't watch the game.
And I’m going to go right back to not watching this brady bunch of losers
Nice try, Nick
Kid laid out, folks. Someone’s not packing it in yet.
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
see...
i don’t think anyone’s packing it in. packing it in suggest they’re holding something in reserve. i think there are just a lot of dudes on that team that have nothing to pack!
ronnie's a dillweed.
Tell me Razor hasn't packed it in
He’s not even trying anymore. BRob’s freelancing on the bases, Mora’s letting catchers throw BRob out, and Millar, well, the sad part is I think Millar IS trying and he’s just this bad.
Hell, when AUBREY HUFF is your best player in April, your offense is in deep doo-doo.
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
sigh...
Can’t score from second on a deflected grounder through the infield with 2 outs. Get these pathetic old men off our team.
This is our best chance - right here.
Writing is God's way of showing you how sloppy your thinking is.
Hey Roberts
come through or I’ll give you an atomic weggie
"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones
MELMO!
There’s that playoff experience.
"Might as well just win this game." - Adam Jones, 4/17/2008
Adam Jones is the tits.
Help me here, I think my TV's broken
It says the Orioles have 5 runs now. Wasn’t that just a 2?
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
Man, I walk out of the room for a minute
and miss a week’s worth of offense!
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
Actually
the pitching’s holding up. I fully expect them to keep this lead.
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
I'm callin' it
like a drunk cheerleader’s phone number on prom night.
/not that I’d really know, it just sounds good
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
not at my current age, though
That would be slightly illegal
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
3 righties coming up
Bradford has been pretty damn good this year. I feel good about the 8th. Sherrill, not as much.
Wolf, wolf, wolf.
Shutdown Sherill's 9 for 10
I’ll take my chances
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
Unearned run in the eight and a walkoff HR in extras
Just as I suspected.
Hey, we're winning!
That hasn’t happened much this month!
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
mora
apart from some of the most ridiculous at bats that he’s capable of….
and some of the most bone-headed defensive moves possible…
and an unwarranted inflated ego….
the guy makes some great plays on the field sometimes.. and delivers clutch hits.
this would be funny if it werent so sad right now.
Writing is God's way of showing you how sloppy your thinking is.
4-6, BB, 2K's 3ER in 0.2 inn
against a guy who’s line coming into the game was
17.1 inn, 8 hits, 2 runs 1ER 7 BB 12 K .. not bad
History is best forgotten, even better rewritten
Since we can't forget it, lets remember it different ~ John Rueben
Bench is clear
and I ain’t talking about a fight. Guess we’re all in with a 1 run lead.
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
There's some of that AL's best defense at 3B right there
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
I don't
but then again, I’ve misplaced my glasses…
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
Yeah, the AL doesn't run on Nick anymore
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
That was fun while it lasted.
If only the O’s hitters were up right now – we’d have a prayer of getting out of this unscathed.
1 out, IBB to load the bases
with Frank Thomas warming up.
I’m telling you, this is gonna work!
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
Gamecast still says Sarfate, but it was Bradford.
Unless Sarfate grew a mustache and suddenly became a submariner.
Why the Hell Not?
Bradford
I love how after I have trashed him the past couple days on forums and message boards about how he drops the ball every time we need him (along with Walker) he goes and drops the ball when we need him. Thanks Chad for making me right, but I didn’t want to be right you dumbass.
Doesn't include inherited runners
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
gameday still shows Sarfate pitching
Writing is God's way of showing you how sloppy your thinking is.
but the pitches are showing as coming from underhand
Writing is God's way of showing you how sloppy your thinking is.
Shutdown's in now
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
Thomas 0-1 against Shutdown
This is gonna work!
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
Thomas bitching about the batter's box
What a tool
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
Palmer's commerical
Congratulations to CareFirst on the K’s for Kids foundation? I don’t get it. It’s a commerical about their cause, and Palmer says “congratuations on the foundation”...That’s like saying “Congratulations to McDonald’s on their…Ronald McDonald House…in their own commerical”
Why don't umps ever call interference?
I mean, are runners ALLOWED to slide 3 feet past the bag and take out the knees of the covering SS or 2B? If it’s in the rule book, MAKE THE FUCKING CALL!
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
I think they Orioles have botched about ten double plays this series alone
Ten extra outs. Jesus Christ.
FTFY
Shoulda been a GIDP with Frank running hobbling
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
Why can't he charge the fucking ball??
We all know his arm is dogshit so you have to shorten the god damn throw.
Didn't they
Have a guy running in front of him? What’s he supposed to do, charge it into the baseline?
Should still be 5-4
if we had a damn MLB shortstop.
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
or if melmo didn't botch the first play
History is best forgotten, even better rewritten
Since we can't forget it, lets remember it different ~ John Rueben
We just have INCREDIBLE timing
for our sucky plays.
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
Huff and Millar
That strikes fear into the hearts of all. Especially if there’s beer and potato chips.
And porn. Don't forget the porn.
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
I need this game for morale purposes.
I’m sure the O’s and all of you do too.
I need a dominating, no conspicuous problems, I can pretend the Orioles are good kind of win
Not THIS shit. This is depressing, win or lose.
I think a 30-3 win would do it.
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
That, that looked BAD
That was a particularly bad AB from Quiroz
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
Didn't you see Sunday's game?
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
Same thing
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
Shutdown stays in
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
payton, jones, hernandez
comin up
History is best forgotten, even better rewritten
Since we can't forget it, lets remember it different ~ John Rueben
So, we're looking at at least 11 innings, hopefully
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
Free extra baseball!
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
What the hell?
He walked OUR #9 hitter?
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
not counting today
.284 OBP .. on 3 of 5 times today
History is best forgotten, even better rewritten
Since we can't forget it, lets remember it different ~ John Rueben
Hey, why pick on us?
Why not Bluefield?
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
I've never seen anything like this.
That wasn’t even aggressive base running. That was just retard base running.
Aggressive
That’s not being aggressive, that’s just making bad decisions….
I don’t want to hear about “fundamentals anymore”
It's Lance Cormier to the resc....ah, screw it
we’re doomed.
Even I can’t keep this up.
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
I thought we cut Jay Gobbons...
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
DAMMIT...Gibbons
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
Ball game
That sucks.
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
So, do we win ONE in KC?
Or is it 6 more in a row with KC and BOS?
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
We'll always have April....
like we do every month. It’s the only decent month we ever have.
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
Every YEAR
What is my damage?
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
actually it's 7 more in a row...
for a grand totals of 11 L’s in row. THAT”s gonna suck.
Improving the ballclub: Not one of Peter Angelos' concerns.-SC Wed Jan 30, 2008
The power of our suckitude
compelled it to be fair
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
Yeah
And because they’re actually rebuilding (or trying to), I want to be more supportive of them this year, but god damn, is this hard to keep watching.
Why the Hell Not?
If they were just losing it would be one thing.
But these tight games with all the fuck ups (like little league fuck ups too, not normal fuck ups) it’s so annoying.
Hit the pole = Homerun
"If you're a fantasy baseball player, don't pick anybody from the Orioles. ... Nobody is going to pop your eyes out. But if you're in the American League East, bring your lunch, because you're going to need it." - Kevin Millar
an Orioles haiku
the orioles suck
suck suck suckity suck suck
they really do suck
An early morning Orioles limerick
There once were some Birds from Nantucket
Whose antics could make say “F*ck it.”
Don’t lose it in 9,
When the game’s on the line:
Get our hopes up and THEN really suck it.
Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

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