Gameday Thread: O's (32-31) @ Red Sox (40-27)
Baltimore Orioles @ Boston Red Sox
| Today's Starting Pitchers | GS | IP | ERA | WHIP | BAA | HR | BB | K | W-L | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
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Garrett Olson - LH | 8 | 44.1 | 3.86 | 1.42 | .270 | 3 | 16 | 32 | 5-1 |
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Bartolo Colon - RH | 4 | 23.0 | 3.91 | 1.39 | .280 | 1 | 6 | 15 | 3-1 |
HmmmBOY, are you FAT!
Colon is generously listed at 5'11", 245 pounds. Year by year of his baseball career, he becomes closer to a Dominican Danny DeVito.
Olson was good against Boston on May 31 (5 IP, 3 H, 2 ER, 2 BB, 5 K).
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Big Fat Fartolo Colon....
What a bastard
Geaux Eaux's
by NawlinsOriole on Jun 11, 2008 4:15 PM EDT 0 recs
Fat Bastard

"Whether your name is Gehrig or Ripken, DiMaggio or Robinson, or that of some youngster who picks up his bat or puts on his glove, you are challenged by the game of baseball to do your very best day in and day out. That's all I've ever tried to do."
by spike2131 on
Jun 11, 2008 4:49 PM EDT
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haha...
you should photoshop his head onto that picture and have SC put that for the picture on top.
Geaux Eaux's
by NawlinsOriole on
Jun 11, 2008 5:03 PM EDT
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+1
Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M
by Titov on
Jun 12, 2008 12:07 AM EDT
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My cousin Pete on his colonoscopy: I was doing fine, thinking This is OK, til he turned south.
Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M
by Titov on
Jun 12, 2008 12:08 AM EDT
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that sucked
"Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July." - Earl Weaver
by daveh873 on Jun 11, 2008 7:18 PM EDT 0 recs
ugh
"Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July." - Earl Weaver
by daveh873 on Jun 11, 2008 7:19 PM EDT 0 recs
I am burning my Olson jersey on my grill as we speak
fuck that guy
by Bromo on Jun 11, 2008 7:23 PM EDT 0 recs
this'll be another come back win
we’re awesome at those.
"Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July." - Earl Weaver
by daveh873 on Jun 11, 2008 7:23 PM EDT 0 recs
those shits are birdland
except we can’t just come back once.
twice minimum …. preferably thrice.
by thewaywardO on
Jun 11, 2008 7:25 PM EDT
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Now I'm burning down Olson's house while he's gone
He won’t need it…he’s getting DFA’d
by Bromo on Jun 11, 2008 7:28 PM EDT 0 recs
you guys worry too much
we got ‘em right where we want ‘em
by thewaywardO on Jun 11, 2008 7:29 PM EDT 0 recs
Hey Mascot
why don’t you go congratulate Bartolo for throwing such an awesome pitch…and don’t fergit to tell him to COWBOY UP!
by Bromo on Jun 11, 2008 7:33 PM EDT 0 recs
we're scoring all our runs in the 9th to win it
it’ll be called the almost father’s day massacre
"Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July." - Earl Weaver
by daveh873 on Jun 11, 2008 7:40 PM EDT 0 recs
you might have something there...I just get a little testy when the ball goes through the pitcher's
legs to start the game. Makes him look like a jerk. THEN he throws away an easy pickoff…THEN he throws a wild pitch…THEN he gives up a parking lot homer…THEN mascot gidp’s…Anger’s rising….pulse is quickening….rage is taking hold…aahhh fuck it. just a game
by Bromo on
Jun 11, 2008 7:50 PM EDT
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remember
we’re all going to be happy even if we lose the next 2 games, right???
"Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July." - Earl Weaver
by daveh873 on
Jun 11, 2008 7:53 PM EDT
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yeah, whatever!
I want all three road series!!! That’s right, I’m greedy.
"Chickens are hard to catch." Jennifer Scott (Luuuuuuuke's Mom)
by dayzd toe on
Jun 12, 2008 9:01 AM EDT
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2nd inning, much better than the first.
I was asleep through the first, though…
by getxstoked on Jun 11, 2008 7:47 PM EDT 0 recs
screw this
i’m going to watch a lame horror movie and enjoy the night.
at least then i know what i’m watching isnt real.
ps – nice catch jonsey
"Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July." - Earl Weaver
by daveh873 on Jun 11, 2008 7:56 PM EDT 0 recs
Just got back from Kung Fu Panda
Definite Recommend. Funny!
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on
Jun 11, 2008 9:07 PM EDT
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+1
I saw it with my 8yr old boy over the weekend. We both liked it more than most of the stuff weve seen lately.
Writing is God's way of showing you how sloppy your thinking is.
by typozzz on
Jun 11, 2008 9:10 PM EDT
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My boy's 8
and he and I saw it Saturday, then went back with his 11 y.o. sister and my wife tonight. VERY funny.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on
Jun 11, 2008 9:11 PM EDT
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This is one of those games where you make him throw about 125 pitches
to save the pen for tomorrow
by Bromo on
Jun 11, 2008 8:01 PM EDT
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5-0
We can still win this game. Winning the game is more important than saving the pen.
Wolf, wolf, wolf.
by birdman on
Jun 11, 2008 8:04 PM EDT
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Hey guys
So…Olson looks good, huh?
Yuck. I can take the Red Sox hitting him all over the place. But the walks and the error? Ugly.
"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones
by Stacey on Jun 11, 2008 8:01 PM EDT 0 recs
not that i wish injury on anyone
but big boy is dominating the O’s. Hope he goes out or is ineffective.
Wolf, wolf, wolf.
by birdman on Jun 11, 2008 8:05 PM EDT 0 recs
i got something to say...
it’s better to burn out thanto fade away.
...but seriously, folks: SEVEN K for the fat man? another homer for the freakin puerto rican?
dios mio, hombres ymujeras.
foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08
by j.q. higgins on
Jun 11, 2008 8:45 PM EDT
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Dammit
Down by 5 again
"Whether your name is Gehrig or Ripken, DiMaggio or Robinson, or that of some youngster who picks up his bat or puts on his glove, you are challenged by the game of baseball to do your very best day in and day out. That's all I've ever tried to do."
by spike2131 on Jun 11, 2008 8:45 PM EDT 0 recs
shit atleast that wasnt gone
how much longer does everybody think olson will last
by bant on Jun 11, 2008 8:48 PM EDT 0 recs
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO you can't pull Gary Chokeson now!
he was just getting his confidence back
by Bromo on Jun 11, 2008 8:50 PM EDT 0 recs
easy w/ the negative vibes, man...
it’ll all be over soon.
on another note, do we need to get cormier on the same team w/ theriot and fontenot and call that team “cajun power”?
foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08
by j.q. higgins on Jun 11, 2008 8:54 PM EDT 0 recs
Did you watch that 1st inning? It would make the Dalai Lama want to cuss out Olson
by Bromo on
Jun 11, 2008 8:57 PM EDT
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You remember when Ponson used to have first innings like that...
... like, every week?
"Whether your name is Gehrig or Ripken, DiMaggio or Robinson, or that of some youngster who picks up his bat or puts on his glove, you are challenged by the game of baseball to do your very best day in and day out. That's all I've ever tried to do."
by spike2131 on
Jun 11, 2008 9:01 PM EDT
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btw...
anyone ever have victory saison ale? just cracked one open and it’s pretty damn tasty.
foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08
by j.q. higgins on Jun 11, 2008 8:57 PM EDT 0 recs
Ramon got 98% of that one.
Another 10 ft. would have done it.
Writing is God's way of showing you how sloppy your thinking is.
by typozzz on Jun 11, 2008 9:03 PM EDT 0 recs
Jones!
sweet double.
Writing is God's way of showing you how sloppy your thinking is.
by typozzz on Jun 11, 2008 9:04 PM EDT 0 recs
I'm going to watch my Noam Chomsky video
fuck the man already
by Bromo on Jun 11, 2008 9:06 PM EDT 0 recs
dudes, lemme tell you a little secret...
ronnie is STILL a dillweed!
foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08
by j.q. higgins on Jun 11, 2008 9:08 PM EDT 0 recs
i know it's been a while since i rapped at ya
but my car’s been kind of on the fritz lately and ron stole all my extra scratch.
by thewaywardO on
Jun 11, 2008 9:19 PM EDT
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Outta nowhere - a Jim Anchower reference. Sweet.
Writing is God's way of showing you how sloppy your thinking is.
by typozzz on
Jun 11, 2008 9:28 PM EDT
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that's right, little man...
show ‘em what’s what!
foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08
by j.q. higgins on Jun 11, 2008 9:09 PM EDT 0 recs
seriously?
cheet, maign.
foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08
by j.q. higgins on Jun 11, 2008 9:10 PM EDT 0 recs
yeesh. -throw strikes, Lance.
Writing is God's way of showing you how sloppy your thinking is.
by typozzz on Jun 11, 2008 9:15 PM EDT 0 recs
oh, i don't like this at all...
not in a house, not w/ a mouse.
foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08
by j.q. higgins on Jun 11, 2008 9:18 PM EDT 0 recs
oh lordy, Lance - don't do that to us again.
Writing is God's way of showing you how sloppy your thinking is.
by typozzz on Jun 11, 2008 9:21 PM EDT 0 recs
here's a picture of buckner choking away the world series
just, you know, because i care …

by thewaywardO on Jun 11, 2008 9:23 PM EDT 0 recs
We are going down quietly tonight.
Writing is God's way of showing you how sloppy your thinking is.
by typozzz on Jun 11, 2008 9:26 PM EDT 0 recs
hey look
gibby’s back (sorta)
http://www.baltimoresun.com/sports/baseball/bal-gibbons0611,0,2000623.story
Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.
by thewaywardO on Jun 11, 2008 9:26 PM EDT 0 recs
listen to those massholes...
singing their neil diamond songs.
BAH!
foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08
by j.q. higgins on Jun 11, 2008 9:28 PM EDT 0 recs
so i see this mess didnt get any better while i was gone...
oh well, it happens. at least toronto lost too.
"Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July." - Earl Weaver
by daveh873 on Jun 11, 2008 9:34 PM EDT 0 recs
Huff isn't going down quietly.
Lets light this guy up!
Writing is God's way of showing you how sloppy your thinking is.
by typozzz on Jun 11, 2008 9:39 PM EDT 0 recs
I like doubles...
I like home runs better.
http://blogs.themiamihurricane.com/
by MiamiMagic on Jun 11, 2008 9:39 PM EDT 0 recs
'ello, what's this, then?
foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08
by j.q. higgins on Jun 11, 2008 9:39 PM EDT 0 recs
alright
lets raise someone’s era!
"Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July." - Earl Weaver
by daveh873 on Jun 11, 2008 9:39 PM EDT 0 recs
Ow!!!
"Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July." - Earl Weaver
by daveh873 on Jun 11, 2008 9:40 PM EDT 0 recs
if we cant beat em
lets at least use up their pen a bit
also, lets beat them
"Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July." - Earl Weaver
by daveh873 on Jun 11, 2008 9:41 PM EDT 0 recs
HA!
foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08
by j.q. higgins on Jun 11, 2008 9:44 PM EDT 0 recs
lame.
"Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July." - Earl Weaver
by daveh873 on Jun 11, 2008 9:44 PM EDT 0 recs
Jones!!!
Writing is God's way of showing you how sloppy your thinking is.
by typozzz on Jun 11, 2008 9:45 PM EDT 0 recs
yessir!
"Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July." - Earl Weaver
by daveh873 on Jun 11, 2008 9:46 PM EDT 0 recs
oscar!
foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08
by j.q. higgins on Jun 11, 2008 9:46 PM EDT 0 recs
Please God...
A home run right now would make me weep tears of joy.
by MiamiMagic on Jun 11, 2008 9:46 PM EDT 0 recs
The O's making some noise
They never say die!
They never give up!
They play all 27 outs!
"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones
by Stacey on Jun 11, 2008 9:47 PM EDT 0 recs
do it. DO IT!
"Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July." - Earl Weaver
by daveh873 on Jun 11, 2008 9:47 PM EDT 0 recs
Is it just me...
or has the infield shift been used more often in baseball this past year? Maybe I’m just noticing it more, but I feel like I see it all the time now, where I didn’t a few years ago.
/Random question in high-pressure time is my specialty
by MiamiMagic on Jun 11, 2008 9:48 PM EDT 0 recs
i feel the same way
"Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July." - Earl Weaver
by daveh873 on
Jun 11, 2008 9:48 PM EDT
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Come on, help us out a little
Should have brought in Okajima
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
by BirdFanInPhilly on Jun 11, 2008 9:49 PM EDT 0 recs
c'mon, little dude!
foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08
by j.q. higgins on Jun 11, 2008 9:50 PM EDT 0 recs
I dont hear anyone yelling "Beat LA" anymore.
Writing is God's way of showing you how sloppy your thinking is.
by typozzz on Jun 11, 2008 9:50 PM EDT 0 recs
wow
i dont know if anyone here has the boston feed, but DAMN those sawx girls look skanky. and im from JERSEY.
"Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July." - Earl Weaver
by daveh873 on Jun 11, 2008 9:50 PM EDT 0 recs
just get on base bri bri
"Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July." - Earl Weaver
by daveh873 on Jun 11, 2008 9:51 PM EDT 0 recs
Come on Brian
You’re due!
"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones
by Stacey on Jun 11, 2008 9:51 PM EDT 0 recs







