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Baltimore Orioles @ Boston Red Sox


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  Today's Starting Pitchers GS IP ERA WHIP BAA HR BB K W-L
Garrett Olson - LH 8 44.1 3.86 1.42 .270 3 16 32 5-1
Bartolo Colon - RH 4 23.0 3.91 1.39 .280 1 6 15 3-1

HmmmBOY, are you FAT!

Colon is generously listed at 5'11", 245 pounds. Year by year of his baseball career, he becomes closer to a Dominican Danny DeVito.

Olson was good against Boston on May 31 (5 IP, 3 H, 2 ER, 2 BB, 5 K).

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Big Fat Fartolo Colon....

What a bastard

Geaux Eaux's

by NawlinsOriole on Jun 11, 2008 4:15 PM EDT   0 recs

Fat Bastard

"Whether your name is Gehrig or Ripken, DiMaggio or Robinson, or that of some youngster who picks up his bat or puts on his glove, you are challenged by the game of baseball to do your very best day in and day out. That's all I've ever tried to do."

by spike2131 on Jun 11, 2008 4:49 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

haha...

you should photoshop his head onto that picture and have SC put that for the picture on top.

Geaux Eaux's

by NawlinsOriole on Jun 11, 2008 5:03 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

get in my belly!

Wolf, wolf, wolf.

by birdman on Jun 11, 2008 7:11 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

+1

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on Jun 12, 2008 12:07 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

My cousin Pete on his colonoscopy: I was doing fine, thinking This is OK, til he turned south.

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on Jun 12, 2008 12:08 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

that sucked

"Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July." - Earl Weaver

by daveh873 on Jun 11, 2008 7:18 PM EDT   0 recs

ugh

"Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July." - Earl Weaver

by daveh873 on Jun 11, 2008 7:19 PM EDT   0 recs

sloppy inning

Wolf, wolf, wolf.

by birdman on Jun 11, 2008 7:22 PM EDT   0 recs

this'll be another come back win

we’re awesome at those.

"Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July." - Earl Weaver

by daveh873 on Jun 11, 2008 7:23 PM EDT   0 recs

those shits are birdland

except we can’t just come back once.

twice minimum …. preferably thrice.

by thewaywardO on Jun 11, 2008 7:25 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Now I'm burning down Olson's house while he's gone

He won’t need it…he’s getting DFA’d

by Bromo on Jun 11, 2008 7:28 PM EDT   0 recs

bye bye garrett

Wolf, wolf, wolf.

by birdman on Jun 11, 2008 7:28 PM EDT   0 recs

you guys worry too much

we got ‘em right where we want ‘em

by thewaywardO on Jun 11, 2008 7:29 PM EDT   0 recs

Hey Mascot

why don’t you go congratulate Bartolo for throwing such an awesome pitch…and don’t fergit to tell him to COWBOY UP!

by Bromo on Jun 11, 2008 7:33 PM EDT   0 recs

we're scoring all our runs in the 9th to win it

it’ll be called the almost father’s day massacre

"Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July." - Earl Weaver

by daveh873 on Jun 11, 2008 7:40 PM EDT   0 recs

you might have something there...I just get a little testy when the ball goes through the pitcher's

legs to start the game. Makes him look like a jerk. THEN he throws away an easy pickoff…THEN he throws a wild pitch…THEN he gives up a parking lot homer…THEN mascot gidp’s…Anger’s rising….pulse is quickening….rage is taking hold…aahhh fuck it. just a game

by Bromo on Jun 11, 2008 7:50 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

remember

we’re all going to be happy even if we lose the next 2 games, right???

"Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July." - Earl Weaver

by daveh873 on Jun 11, 2008 7:53 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

yeah, whatever!

I want all three road series!!! That’s right, I’m greedy.

"Chickens are hard to catch." Jennifer Scott (Luuuuuuuke's Mom)

by dayzd toe on Jun 12, 2008 9:01 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

2nd inning, much better than the first.

I was asleep through the first, though…

by getxstoked on Jun 11, 2008 7:47 PM EDT   0 recs

holy shit...

none of those pitches were strikes.

by getxstoked on Jun 11, 2008 7:50 PM EDT   0 recs

screw this

i’m going to watch a lame horror movie and enjoy the night.
at least then i know what i’m watching isnt real.

ps – nice catch jonsey

"Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July." - Earl Weaver

by daveh873 on Jun 11, 2008 7:56 PM EDT   0 recs

Just got back from Kung Fu Panda

Definite Recommend. Funny!

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jun 11, 2008 9:07 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

+1

I saw it with my 8yr old boy over the weekend. We both liked it more than most of the stuff weve seen lately.

Writing is God's way of showing you how sloppy your thinking is.

by typozzz on Jun 11, 2008 9:10 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

My boy's 8

and he and I saw it Saturday, then went back with his 11 y.o. sister and my wife tonight. VERY funny.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jun 11, 2008 9:11 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

5-0

We can still win this game. Winning the game is more important than saving the pen.

Wolf, wolf, wolf.

by birdman on Jun 11, 2008 8:04 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Hey guys

So…Olson looks good, huh?

Yuck. I can take the Red Sox hitting him all over the place. But the walks and the error? Ugly.

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jun 11, 2008 8:01 PM EDT   0 recs

not that i wish injury on anyone

but big boy is dominating the O’s. Hope he goes out or is ineffective.

Wolf, wolf, wolf.

by birdman on Jun 11, 2008 8:05 PM EDT   0 recs

lol yeah

just not to much to say

by bant on Jun 11, 2008 8:43 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

i got something to say...

it’s better to burn out thanto fade away.

...but seriously, folks: SEVEN K for the fat man? another homer for the freakin puerto rican?

dios mio, hombres ymujeras.

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on Jun 11, 2008 8:45 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Dammit

Down by 5 again

"Whether your name is Gehrig or Ripken, DiMaggio or Robinson, or that of some youngster who picks up his bat or puts on his glove, you are challenged by the game of baseball to do your very best day in and day out. That's all I've ever tried to do."

by spike2131 on Jun 11, 2008 8:45 PM EDT   0 recs

shit atleast that wasnt gone

how much longer does everybody think olson will last

by bant on Jun 11, 2008 8:48 PM EDT   0 recs

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO you can't pull Gary Chokeson now!

he was just getting his confidence back

by Bromo on Jun 11, 2008 8:50 PM EDT   0 recs

easy w/ the negative vibes, man...

it’ll all be over soon.

on another note, do we need to get cormier on the same team w/ theriot and fontenot and call that team “cajun power”?

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on Jun 11, 2008 8:54 PM EDT   0 recs

You remember when Ponson used to have first innings like that...

... like, every week?

"Whether your name is Gehrig or Ripken, DiMaggio or Robinson, or that of some youngster who picks up his bat or puts on his glove, you are challenged by the game of baseball to do your very best day in and day out. That's all I've ever tried to do."

by spike2131 on Jun 11, 2008 9:01 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

btw...

anyone ever have victory saison ale? just cracked one open and it’s pretty damn tasty.

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on Jun 11, 2008 8:57 PM EDT   0 recs

Ramon got 98% of that one.

Another 10 ft. would have done it.

Writing is God's way of showing you how sloppy your thinking is.

by typozzz on Jun 11, 2008 9:03 PM EDT   0 recs

Jones!

sweet double.

Writing is God's way of showing you how sloppy your thinking is.

by typozzz on Jun 11, 2008 9:04 PM EDT   0 recs

dudes, lemme tell you a little secret...

ronnie is STILL a dillweed!

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on Jun 11, 2008 9:08 PM EDT   0 recs

i know it's been a while since i rapped at ya

but my car’s been kind of on the fritz lately and ron stole all my extra scratch.

by thewaywardO on Jun 11, 2008 9:19 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Outta nowhere - a Jim Anchower reference. Sweet.

Writing is God's way of showing you how sloppy your thinking is.

by typozzz on Jun 11, 2008 9:28 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

that's right, little man...

show ‘em what’s what!

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on Jun 11, 2008 9:09 PM EDT   0 recs

seriously?

cheet, maign.

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on Jun 11, 2008 9:10 PM EDT   0 recs

yeesh. -throw strikes, Lance.

Writing is God's way of showing you how sloppy your thinking is.

by typozzz on Jun 11, 2008 9:15 PM EDT   0 recs

oh, i don't like this at all...

not in a house, not w/ a mouse.

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on Jun 11, 2008 9:18 PM EDT   0 recs

oh lordy, Lance - don't do that to us again.

Writing is God's way of showing you how sloppy your thinking is.

by typozzz on Jun 11, 2008 9:21 PM EDT   0 recs

We are going down quietly tonight.

Writing is God's way of showing you how sloppy your thinking is.

by typozzz on Jun 11, 2008 9:26 PM EDT   0 recs

hey look

gibby’s back (sorta)

http://www.baltimoresun.com/sports/baseball/bal-gibbons0611,0,2000623.story

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Jun 11, 2008 9:26 PM EDT   0 recs

listen to those massholes...

singing their neil diamond songs.

BAH!

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on Jun 11, 2008 9:28 PM EDT   0 recs

so i see this mess didnt get any better while i was gone...

oh well, it happens. at least toronto lost too.

"Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July." - Earl Weaver

by daveh873 on Jun 11, 2008 9:34 PM EDT   0 recs

Huff isn't going down quietly.

Lets light this guy up!

Writing is God's way of showing you how sloppy your thinking is.

by typozzz on Jun 11, 2008 9:39 PM EDT   0 recs

I like doubles...

I like home runs better.

http://blogs.themiamihurricane.com/

by MiamiMagic on Jun 11, 2008 9:39 PM EDT   0 recs

'ello, what's this, then?

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on Jun 11, 2008 9:39 PM EDT   0 recs

alright

lets raise someone’s era!

"Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July." - Earl Weaver

by daveh873 on Jun 11, 2008 9:39 PM EDT   0 recs

Ow!!!

"Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July." - Earl Weaver

by daveh873 on Jun 11, 2008 9:40 PM EDT   0 recs

if we cant beat em

lets at least use up their pen a bit

also, lets beat them

"Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July." - Earl Weaver

by daveh873 on Jun 11, 2008 9:41 PM EDT   0 recs

HA!

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on Jun 11, 2008 9:44 PM EDT   0 recs

lame.

"Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July." - Earl Weaver

by daveh873 on Jun 11, 2008 9:44 PM EDT   0 recs

Jones!!!

Writing is God's way of showing you how sloppy your thinking is.

by typozzz on Jun 11, 2008 9:45 PM EDT   0 recs

yessir!

"Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July." - Earl Weaver

by daveh873 on Jun 11, 2008 9:46 PM EDT   0 recs

oscar!

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on Jun 11, 2008 9:46 PM EDT   0 recs

Please God...

A home run right now would make me weep tears of joy.

http://blogs.themiamihurricane.com/

by MiamiMagic on Jun 11, 2008 9:46 PM EDT   0 recs

The O's making some noise

They never say die!

They never give up!

They play all 27 outs!

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jun 11, 2008 9:47 PM EDT   0 recs

do it. DO IT!

"Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July." - Earl Weaver

by daveh873 on Jun 11, 2008 9:47 PM EDT   0 recs

Is it just me...

or has the infield shift been used more often in baseball this past year? Maybe I’m just noticing it more, but I feel like I see it all the time now, where I didn’t a few years ago.

/Random question in high-pressure time is my specialty

http://blogs.themiamihurricane.com/

by MiamiMagic on Jun 11, 2008 9:48 PM EDT   0 recs

i feel the same way

"Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July." - Earl Weaver

by daveh873 on Jun 11, 2008 9:48 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Come on, help us out a little

Should have brought in Okajima

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Jun 11, 2008 9:49 PM EDT   0 recs

c'mon, little dude!

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on Jun 11, 2008 9:50 PM EDT   0 recs

I dont hear anyone yelling "Beat LA" anymore.

Writing is God's way of showing you how sloppy your thinking is.

by typozzz on Jun 11, 2008 9:50 PM EDT   0 recs

wow

i dont know if anyone here has the boston feed, but DAMN those sawx girls look skanky. and im from JERSEY.

"Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July." - Earl Weaver

by daveh873 on Jun 11, 2008 9:50 PM EDT   0 recs

just get on base bri bri

"Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July." - Earl Weaver

by daveh873 on Jun 11, 2008 9:51 PM EDT   0 recs

Come on Brian

You’re due!

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jun 11, 2008 9:51 PM EDT   0 recs