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"We should just quit playing on Sundays and we'll be in first place," Jay Payton said. "It's just one of those stats. Maybe we need to cut the head off a monkey or something to switch it up. I think it's usually a chicken, but I'm thinking maybe a monkey would work. But that's animal cruelty. I wouldn't do that."

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Just cut the head off of a monkey. Got it.

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thats awesome

ya know what? i kinda like jaypay. there. i said it. i think he’s a pretty decent guy to have coming off the bench. and i like him.

please dont ban me.

"Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July." - Earl Weaver

by daveh873 on Jun 16, 2008 7:18 AM EDT reply actions  

That is the coolest thing JayPay has ever done/said

Except maybe that grand slam against Boston. It’s debatable.

by punkrawka on Jun 16, 2008 7:46 AM EDT reply actions  

agreed

They should stick a microphone in front of Jay Payton’s mouth more often!
That’s almost as great as something Captain Beefheart would say.

by Lothar on Jun 16, 2008 8:23 AM EDT reply actions  

well...

it’s certainly an extreme approach to getting said monkey off one’s back.

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on Jun 16, 2008 8:37 AM EDT reply actions  

Jay...

Here ya go…

Chop away.

"Chickens are hard to catch." Jennifer Scott (Luuuuuuuke's Mom)

by dayzd toe on Jun 16, 2008 9:38 AM EDT reply actions  

You beat me to it....

"Whether your name is Gehrig or Ripken, DiMaggio or Robinson, or that of some youngster who picks up his bat or puts on his glove, you are challenged by the game of baseball to do your very best day in and day out. That's all I've ever tried to do."

by spike2131 on Jun 16, 2008 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

or you can start here

"Chickens are hard to catch." Jennifer Scott (Luuuuuuuke's Mom)

by dayzd toe on Jun 16, 2008 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

only if...

man is 5, the devil is 6 and god is 7.

GOD IS SEVEN!

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on Jun 16, 2008 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh...

and PETA can suck it!

"Chickens are hard to catch." Jennifer Scott (Luuuuuuuke's Mom)

by dayzd toe on Jun 16, 2008 9:38 AM EDT reply actions  

Petition to get joe saunders a start or spot in the all star game

Rodger Lodge and Dave Smith are the two best radio talk show hosts in the country. Period.

by hunter48 on Jun 16, 2008 10:40 AM EDT reply actions  

reply yes if you agree

Rodger Lodge and Dave Smith are the two best radio talk show hosts in the country. Period.

by hunter48 on Jun 16, 2008 10:41 AM EDT reply actions  

that was funny..

but this problem will keep the orioles from ever getting a 7 game winstreak.

by Y Not on Jun 16, 2008 12:48 PM EDT reply actions  

That is great.....

I never thought Jay could be so cool. I think that quote might of reconciled my feud with him.

Geaux Eaux's

by NawlinsOriole on Jun 16, 2008 2:23 PM EDT reply actions  

chilled w/ a twist?

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on Jun 16, 2008 3:45 PM EDT reply actions  

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