"We should just quit playing on Sundays and we'll be in first place," Jay Payton said. "It's just...

"We should just quit playing on Sundays and we'll be in first place," Jay Payton said. "It's just one of those stats. Maybe we need to cut the head off a monkey or something to switch it up. I think it's usually a chicken, but I'm thinking maybe a monkey would work. But that's animal cruelty. I wouldn't do that."

O's at loss to explain run of Sunday futility - baltimoresun.com
Just cut the head off of a monkey. Got it.

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thats awesome

ya know what? i kinda like jaypay. there. i said it. i think he’s a pretty decent guy to have coming off the bench. and i like him.

please dont ban me.

"Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July." - Earl Weaver

by daveh873 on Jun 16, 2008 7:18 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

That is the coolest thing JayPay has ever done/said

Except maybe that grand slam against Boston. It’s debatable.

by punkrawka on Jun 16, 2008 7:46 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

agreed

They should stick a microphone in front of Jay Payton’s mouth more often!
That’s almost as great as something Captain Beefheart would say.

by Lothar on Jun 16, 2008 8:23 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

well...

it’s certainly an extreme approach to getting said monkey off one’s back.

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on Jun 16, 2008 8:37 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Ba-dum ching

by punkrawka on Jun 16, 2008 9:34 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Jay...

Here ya go…

Chop away.

"Chickens are hard to catch." Jennifer Scott (Luuuuuuuke's Mom)

by dayzd toe on Jun 16, 2008 9:38 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

"Whether your name is Gehrig or Ripken, DiMaggio or Robinson, or that of some youngster who picks up his bat or puts on his glove, you are challenged by the game of baseball to do your very best day in and day out. That's all I've ever tried to do."

by spike2131 on Jun 16, 2008 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs