Gameday Thread: O's (38-36) @ Cubs (48-28)
Baltimore Orioles at Chicago Cubs, Jun 24, 2008 8:05 PM EDT
| Today's Starting Pitchers | GS | IP | ERA | WHIP | BAA | HR | BB | K | W-L | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
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Jeremy Guthrie - RH | 16 | 102.2 | 3.51 | 1.21 | .237 | 13 | 30 | 68 | 3-7 |
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Sean Marshall - LH | 0 (13) | 8.2 | 4.15 | 1.73 | .250 | 2 | 7 | 5 | 0-0 |
Bad news: the Cubs hitters that have faced Jeremy Guthrie KILL HIM!
Henry Blanco is 2-for-2, Ronny Cedeno is 1-for-1, and Mark DeRosa is also 1-for-1. That's a 1.000 batting average! Aramis Ramirez is 0-for-1.
Bad news: the Orioles have nothing on Sean Marshall! He is holding current active roster Orioles hitters to a .000 average lifetime. Lance Cormier is 0-for-1 against Marshall.
No rain in the forecast, should be about 70-75 and clear in the Windy City tonight. This was supposed to be Guthrie against Carlos Zambrano, but Big Z's on the DL to be safe, and instead we get Sean Marshall making his first start of 2008 after 13 situational appearances out of the bullpen.
Prepare for Fukudome! Let's go, O's.
![]() | O's | AB | AVG | OBP | HR | RBI |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Brian Roberts - 2B | 286 | .290 | .372 | 5 | 29 |
| 2 | Nick Markakis - RF | 279 | .283 | .387 | 12 | 33 |
| 3 | Melvin Mora - 3B | 267 | .240 | .299 | 10 | 38 |
| 4 | Kevin Millar - 1B | 265 | .245 | .339 | 11 | 41 |
| 5 | Ramon Hernandez - C | 210 | .238 | .282 | 5 | 26 |
| 6 | Luke Scott - LF | 213 | .268 | .352 | 12 | 28 |
| 7 | Adam Jones - CF | 260 | .265 | .308 | 4 | 27 |
| 8 | Alex Cintron - SS | 43 | .326 | .356 | 1 | 4 |
| 9 | Jeremy Guthrie - P | 0 | .000 | .000 | 0 | 0 |
![]() | Cubs | AB | AVG | OBP | HR | RBI |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Kosuke Fukudome - RF | 263 | .297 | .404 | 5 | 32 |
| 2 | Eric Patterson - LF | 22 | .318 | .375 | 1 | 5 |
| 3 | Derrek Lee - 1B | 306 | .294 | .358 | 15 | 48 |
| 4 | Aramis Ramirez - 3B | 268 | .299 | .404 | 14 | 53 |
| 5 | Jim Edmonds - CF | 167 | .234 | .305 | 5 | 22 |
| 6 | Geovany Soto - C | 248 | .274 | .358 | 12 | 43 |
| 7 | Mark DeRosa - 2B | 242 | .285 | .373 | 8 | 37 |
| 8 | Ryan Theriot - SS | 277 | .310 | .387 | 1 | 22 |
| 9 | Sean Marshall - P | 1 | 1.000 | 1.000 | 0 | 0 |
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For the record
I liked the pic I had of Ramon grabbing Guthrie’s ass better when I did the rough draft of this thread.
Just sayin’.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
I don’t like anything to do with Ramon anymore.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Hasn't he come around
a bit lately? Or I am I just still irrationally in love with him because of 2006?
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
Awesomeness of awesomeness
As I was driving on the beltway around DC today – guess what freakin license plate I see?
Maryland: “Y NOT”
No shit. What are the chances?
HA!
i see a y not plate in the garage i park in silver spring at least once a week (same car, that is).
foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08
by j.q. higgins on Jun 24, 2008 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions
you serious? an SUV, right?
Man… you’d think with like 3 million+ people between those two cities, you wouldn’t run into stuff like this
three million?
There are 2.8M in the Baltimore metro area alone.
I think 8+M in DC-BAL megalopolis. Not that we should be lumped together, but sometimes they do it.
From the Land of Pleasant Living...
Take up that argument
with the U.S. Census Bureau – y’all are officialy linked like Raliegh-Durham and Philadelhia-Wilmington
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
actually...
Depends on which census is coming out – next census we see will likely describe us as the Baltimore-Towson metro area & will include York County, PA.
From the Land of Pleasant Living...
There was a band named that
out of Salisbury for almost a decade – who knows, maybe a former member.
Or maybe it’s just Joe Orsulak’s ride….
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
master blaster...
Prepare for Fukudome!
-two men enter, one man leaves!
foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08
i'm sure that hasn't gotten old yet.
foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08
by j.q. higgins on Jun 24, 2008 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I have to go to work
but, I’ll be checking in through out the night.
We better get some run support for Guts or else i we might be in for a long night.
Geaux Eaux's
I'd love to see Guts
pull out a Feliz Hernandez and give himself a 4-0 lead.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Guthrie is so awesome, though
that he would probably hit a five-run homer.
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.
So, the question becomes
is there any reason to watch the WGN telecast? It’s about the only time I will get to see another team’s crew. Any reason to do it?
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
If it's 3 Drinks Gary and Jimbo
I think I’ll stick with the O’s crew.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Well, shit.
You get about 100 bonus points in the “better than the White Sox crew” category just for omitting the “he gone!” call after every non-Sox strikeout.
From the Land of Pleasant Living...
I know MelMo is whiny
but compare his offensive output versus Huff’s. If MelMo’s defense that much better than Huff’s to justify Huff sitting?
Aubrey’s batting .390 in his last 10 games.
Melvin’s batting .235 in his last 10 games.
Huff’s batting .347 for June
Mora’s batting .222 for June
So why is Mora in there and Huff is not?
And no, I can’t believe I’m defending Aubrey Huff, either. But numbers is numbers…and there’s a huge difference in the numbers.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
I'm totally OK with attacking Mora.
No moral dilemma there.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Of course
Huff’s number look….really fucking good, don’t they? What happened?
Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves... all we know is, he's called Luke Scott.
He started hitting
like the guy we thought we signed 18 months ago. And to be fair, which I hate to be when the subject’s Aubrey Huff, but he did have a few good months last year. Just not at the beginning or the end.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Maybe he just really hated Jay Gibbons
Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves... all we know is, he's called Luke Scott.
Pretty much
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
That may be
the WORST Harry Carey impersonation I have ever heard in my life. Rick Dempsey, if you EVER do that again, I may just have to take out a rfestarining order against your vocal chords.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
We can't all be Will Ferrell
Hey Norm! If you were a hot-dog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?
Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves... all we know is, he's called Luke Scott.
I don't see enough movies
because that one went right over my head
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Old(ish) SNL skit
I’m too lazy to link it. It was hysterical.
Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves... all we know is, he's called Luke Scott.
I did love
the Celebrity Jeopardy skits. The Sean Connery stuff was hilarious.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
I heard
that the plan before Norm got fired was to have the real Burt Reynolds on there, getting angry at the mockery made of his name, and replacing MacDonald, proceeding to answer questions even worse….too bad Norm got fired, that woulda been GREAT.
Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves... all we know is, he's called Luke Scott.
The Norm firing deal was just corporate
stupidness at its worst – West Coast President of NBC Don Ohlmeyer called Lorne and demanded he fired him, because HE didn’t think Norm was funny. It didn’t help Norm’s cause that Ohlmeyer was a friend of O.J. Simpson, and Norm was relentless on OJ before and after the trial, startin his first Weekend Update after teh verdict with “Well, it’s now official – murder is legal in California.”
I thought he was hilarious on SNL. But then again, I think Frank Stallone jokes are funny.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Norm ruled
Remember when he came back to host? “We had a disagreement over my job. See, I wanted to KEEP my job, and they TOTALLY DISAGREED.”
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Dirty Work was great
Screwed…not so much.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
WGN has better commercials
I know the company;’s a complete and total ripoff, but free credit r…. well, you know, has the catchiest damn jingles in advertising today.
And ANYTHING to avoid those Disco Geico commercials.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Jim HUNTER is on my TV??????
WHY?? For the love of God, why???
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Well, we're getting fucked crushed tonight
Seriously, someone fire this man.
Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves... all we know is, he's called Luke Scott.
Is Palmer on?
As soon as I saw Hunter, it was a reflexive action to hit the remote.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Carolina-California League All Star Game is underway
AKA Wieters’ last game at single-A.
Arrieta started for the Carolina League and pitched a perfect first inning with a K. Wieters has an RBI single in his first at bat.
Well, for me...
I can’t wait – they had him skip Delmarva, and Bowie’s a hell of a lot closer.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Bowie can't be that far away...
Or Baltimore, for that matter.
Frederick to Bowie ain't no Sunday drive
55 miles, although 270 makes it almost a straight shot.
Figure for traffic…..6.5 hours. :)
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Frederick is 30 minutes away from me...
I guess I’ll just stick with watching the Shorebirds when they come up to Hagerstown.
SC, what's Steve Stone doing now?
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
White Sox radio
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions
At least he didn't have to move....
Who did he piss off?
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Kerry Wood
He worked for ESPN a little for a year or two, too. He never seemed to quite fit in there.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah...
how many Cy Youngs did Steve win versus how many Cy Youngs has Kerry won? Hmmm…..
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Cubs PBP man
sounds 26 at the oldest.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
So who's here?
Sound off and tell us what you’re drinking. Coors Light is my current weapon of choice. Don’t judge me.
Nothing at the moment...
Jones Black Cherry Soda whenever I decide to get out of this chair and get to the fridge.
Bud Light
...and Maker’s Mark.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
oh god no
What am I, the stupidest person on earth?
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions
That was sarcasm.
Beer and liquor can only be mixed for Irish Carbombs and Flaming Dr Peppers… anything else is ridiculous. I don’t doubt your credibility that much, dude.
Boilermakers!
I once tried to make a boilermaker out of Old Style (similar to a PBR) and Seagram’s 7.
Let me give you some advice: Don’t.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I made a white russian with gin once
it woulda been fine if we hadn’t used far too much baileys….
..it smelled like wafffles!
Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves... all we know is, he's called Luke Scott.
That actually sounds really interesting and something that could be perfected.
Once I was bored so I mixed Lipton lemon iced tea with gin. Worked out really well. The canned Lipton.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
My drink now is gin and limeade
I get tons of people hooked on it, and everyone’s kind of upset at me the next morning…it’s maybe the perfect 2 part drink
Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves... all we know is, he's called Luke Scott.
Think I'll stick with vodka and OJ
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
dude...
that’s like, a lime rickey. serious old school cocktail.
foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08
by j.q. higgins on Jun 24, 2008 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Where I come from
we call that a screwdriver
"Chickens are hard to catch." Jennifer Scott (Luuuuuuuke's Mom)
Gin + limeaid = screwdriver?
Really?
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
well...
maybe he’s from some place kinda weird.
foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08
by j.q. higgins on Jun 25, 2008 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I think he thought
SC was replying to me. At least, that’s what I’m going with.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Oh shit...
I Thought JQ was replying to you. Total screw-up on my part.
"Chickens are hard to catch." Jennifer Scott (Luuuuuuuke's Mom)
my friend used to top off white russians with a splash of coke
it tasted liek an ice cream float. craziness.
"I’m sure glad he didn’t try to bunt." - DD on Melmo's game winning double, 6/17
What should I mix
with my free can of Dr Pepper when Chinese Democracy actually DOES come out this year?
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Captain Morgan’s Private Stock.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Got it
Seriously, it’s gotta be this year, doesn’t it?
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
9 tracks leaked
I refuse to listen to them. I will have it in full or not at all.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I heard some of them last year
and they SUCKED BALLS. I’m more excited for the new Metallica. At least they have Rick Rubin to tell them, “Guys? Yeah, that didn’t work.”
Supposed to be more old school, 8-minutes long stuff with killer solos. Kirk’s got the wah pedal back in full force.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
I heard one Metallica riff from the coming album. I liked it. But I liked the “St. Anger” riff, too.
Rick Rubin annoys me, but I think Metallica is the right band for him to work with.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
St. Anger COULD have been a good CD
if every damn song on it was 2 minutes shorter, which is ironic, because I’m looking forward to the new CD.
But the video edit of the song Some Kind Of Monster was awesome. Took a plodding, repetitive 7-minute song and turned it into a 4-minute song that was one of the best Metallica has released in the last decade. I know, low bar to overcome, but still…
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
St. Anger could ahve been a great CD
if ever damn song on it was 2 minutes shorter, which is ironic, because I’m looking forward to the new CD.
But the video edit of the song Some Kind Of Monster was awesome. Took a plodding, repetitive 7-minute song and turned it into a 4-minute song that was one of the best Metallica has released in the last decade. I know, low bar to overcome, but still…
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Yes absolutely
Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves... all we know is, he's called Luke Scott.
But the best MTV music awards guest appearance ever
was a few years back when fat Axl showed up in dreadlocks & brought Buckethead & the guys with him to rip thru Welcome to the Jungle.
From the Land of Pleasant Living...
ripped through it like a fart
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
hey, I didn't say they sounded good.
But the moment you realized they were actually there & actually going to play, and the first chords of Jungle rang out? Goosebumps.
And then it all went downhill from there.
From the Land of Pleasant Living...
OMG how much Botox did Axl have in his face that night?
He could have won a Joan Rivers Reggae contest that night.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Cran-grape & soda.
They’re very refreshing.
but I’m vacating the home office in about 5 minutes to go watch this live from the comfort of my couch.
From the Land of Pleasant Living...
Just water for me tonight.
D’oh
"He’s in trouble. Whatever he throws me, I’m going to hit it."
-- Alex Cintron
I'll take the DP at the bottom of the inning
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
AHHH FUCK YOU
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Not until
I find a pic of Cindy McCain….
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Who’s that, McCain’s great granddaughter?
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Close enough
She’s 17 years younger than McCain. At least he did wait a month before his divorce was final to marry Cindy. That was thoughtful.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Jim Palmer
“Aubrey Huff, I guess he’s played the outfield a few times.”
Umm… wasn’t he primarily a left fielder for at least a couple years in Tampa? Not saying he should be now or anything, but shouldn’t Palmer know this?
sure, probably
But the manager didn’t even know that Albers started for Houston last year, so what can you do.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, it it was like 17 starts
not exactly spot duty
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
only 4 more GIDPs to go, Chicago
Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves... all we know is, he's called Luke Scott.
hell yeah
“Mammas, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Cowboys” as the bumper music.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
It's Country Music Night!
But will they use The Perfect Country And Western Song?
“I was drunk…the day my mom…got out of prison…”
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
an' I went
to pick her up
IN THE RAIN
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
But before I could get to the station
in my PICKUP TRUCK
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
SHE GOT RUN OVER BY A DAMNED OL' TRAAAAAAIN
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
More properly known as
“God Bless the USA”
Can I just say I hate that song? Lee Greenwood, I will never forgive you for making the muscial equivilent of cotton candy.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
yeah seriously
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm a member of the NEA
so I guess I am. From CNN.com:
“Education Secretary Rod Paige called the National Education Association a “terrorist organization” Monday as he argued that the country’s largest teachers union often acts at odds with the wishes of rank-and-file teachers regarding school standards and accountability.
“
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
I get the anti-NEA sentiment, honestly
It’s at least a legitimate point for debate. But I’m not seeing the terrorism tie-in.
We'll agree to disagree
Seen too many teachers get absolutely railroaded by principals. But it is way too easy for some who need to be gone to stay, I’ll admit that.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Hey, I AM an Eagle Scout
if that helps equal it out…
And I love Hendrix’s version of the National Anthem
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
I've been summoned
by my kids to watch some abomination called “Wipeout,” some rip-off of a Japanese game show. Be back at 9.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
kids ruin TV
Kids ruin everything.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
But teh tax deduction!
Be back….not soon.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Takeshi's Castle
But it was a lot cooler on Spike as MOST EXTREME ELIMINATION CHALLENGE (MXC)
DON’T
GET
ELIMINATEDDDD
Ninja Warrior is the shiz-nit
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
IT'S DELICIOUS
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by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I was thoroughly unimpressed.
Went to Mr. Beef…Big Al’s…Lou Malnati’s…all nasty. Except for the hot dogs.
Oh actually Ann Sather was half decent for breakfast. But overall, the food is too watery out there.
Chicago dog
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by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions

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by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
though that is a super-fancified version, to be fair
You can simplify it more than that.
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by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
If they really look like that, I'm siding with JP on this half of the discussion.
But I’ll still take Chicago pizza over that floppy NYC crap anyday.
What the hell are all those veggies
doing on a perfectly good hot dog?
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
NY pizza sucks
I mean, it’s good. But in comparison to Chicago pizza? Please.
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by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know why people insist on comparing the two..
They’re different enough that it becomes tough to rate em..
chicago and ny pizza are both great (diplomatic mother solution)
yeah seriously
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by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
NYC pizza
is MUCH better. There’s no comparison really. The only competition NYC has in the US is New Haven.
bleh
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by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Jonny Pops loves America more than the rest of us, too. He plays “God Bless America” before he makes a sandwich at the same time every day.
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by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
and face towards the Washington Monument?
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Actually
I spend most of my time in Queens these days….fiance lives over there. But I get around the country quite a bit for work and personal travel. But soon Jonny Pops will be a New Yorker no more…
Better...
...Baltimore! I just got engaged and my fiance is going to grad school at JHU. Although I may hold onto my place in Manhattan.
You win the lottery?
A place in Mahattan AND a place in Baltimore?
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Comparatively, I'm sure.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
NY pizza>Chicago pizza
Both
"I’m sure glad he didn’t try to bunt." - DD on Melmo's game winning double, 6/17
ahem...
both < NJ pizza. Its the reason i havent left the armpit yet
"I’m sure glad he didn’t try to bunt." - DD on Melmo's game winning double, 6/17
Look, Dominos is everywhere
and really, isn’t that good enough for anyone?
/ducks to avoid thrown objects
//prefers local Italian place in Salisbury – flat as paper and pure grease
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
what's NJ pizza like?
Anything particular? I’m intrigued.
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by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
This thread is really hitting the mark on my “sports bar atmosphere” idea.
“Whaddaya drinkin’? Let’s talk about food. Let’s argue about shit. Tom Gorzelanny is an ugly motherfucker.”
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by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
nice catch, Nicky!
Hell of a grab.
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I tell you what, though
I want some fuckin pizza now, and I don’t care where it came from.
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oh shit
I think I have one of those sons of bitches.
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by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
curveball against guts?
Not Fair
Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves... all we know is, he's called Luke Scott.
yeah what a prick
I hope Guthrie hits him in the hindquarters.
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by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I have a vision
Guthrie hits a solo HR and wins 1-0. Trembley DHs or PHs him to publicly shame the hitters. It would be awesome. Just not this at-bat apparently.
One day, Ramon doesn't hustle
and in the fifth inning, DD takes Ramon out of the game and has Guts catch the rest of the game.
It will happen.
2 more.....
Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves... all we know is, he's called Luke Scott.
my god
I am sick of hearing the term “prototypical leadoff hitter,” even when correct, but the first thing they follow with is, “Y’know, he can bunt…”
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And has the respect of his teammates
‘cause we all know how important TEAM FUCKING CHEMISTRY is, right?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves... all we know is, he's called Luke Scott.
Only 3 more to match us!
Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves... all we know is, he's called Luke Scott.
go cubs go
I had a team-song-off at work today against my Cubs fan co-worker. Orioles Magic won by a landslide.
by brooklynlovesorioles on Jun 24, 2008 8:52 PM EDT reply actions
well duh
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by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
base knock!
We’ve got some real speed on the basepaths. Team speed fer crissakes.
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razor
has a .310 career batting average against the cubbies
by brooklynlovesorioles on Jun 24, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey SC
Thanks for dumping on Razor at the top of this thread.
Couldn’t you have just said “I’m sick of this team losing” or “I hate how we never score 15 runs?”
Luke Scott is Birdland.
"He’s in trouble. Whatever he throws me, I’m going to hit it."
-- Alex Cintron
Millar and Ramon enter, Luke Scott leaves
Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves... all we know is, he's called Luke Scott.
wait, i think he swears..
“Not my fuckin head, bro”
Fair enough
I imagine getting almost decapitated will make a man say things he didn’t expect himself to say, though.
Some say
he can catch fish with his tongue. All I know is he’s called Luke Scott.
Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves... all we know is, he's called Luke Scott.
Am I allowed back?
I see the O’s are up 2-0…
What a wussed-out version of Ninja Warrior that was, btw
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
God
This big lummox is bending that high school curveball in there.
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fuckin roids
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by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Guthrie's gonna get a leadoff hit, I'm calling it
Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves... all we know is, he's called Luke Scott.
brother
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by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Eric seems to have gotten the talented genes
Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves... all we know is, he's called Luke Scott.
Another GIDP?
Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves... all we know is, he's called Luke Scott.
damn it Cintron
That was a tailor made DP ball.
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at least
every iteration is getting closer and closer…ah Darwin would love the Orioles…
Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves... all we know is, he's called Luke Scott.
Deivi Cruz
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by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
MY EYES - the Goggles, tehy do nothing
Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves... all we know is, he's called Luke Scott.
You may want The Blade's defense
you DO NOT want The Balde’s offensive numbers. Trust me.
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no better really
Career adjusted OPS+ of 68. 68!!
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by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I was just looking on baseball reference.
The terrifying thing is that his “peak” offensive years were OPS+ of 97 and 100, and he was an All-Star once and placed in MVP voting three times! THREE times!
Brooks might have been called
The Human Vacuum Cleaner, but anything Brooks didn’t get to, Belanger did. Not much got through the left side of the infield on those teams.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
yep
The man COULD NOT HIT. He was fuck terrible.
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by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Well,
on the 1970 WS winning team, he had a .218 AVG and a OPS+ of 56. Yeah, 56.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
pales in comparison
to ‘88 Billy Ripken. 512 AB, OPS+ of 48. Lord a’mighty.
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by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
In '72
Belanger put up a 42. And in ‘79, in 101 games, he put up a 36. Beat THAT.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Bynum was at 30 this year
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by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Holy Shit.
You win.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Curveball AGAIN to Guts?
Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves... all we know is, he's called Luke Scott.
man do I love the NL
nothing says real baseball like putting a guy who doesn’t want to hit in the batter’s box
Theres no way
Guthrie doesn’t want to smack a double in the gap
Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves... all we know is, he's called Luke Scott.
Wanting to
and being able to are two VASTLY different things.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
1 more for brian bob!
Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves... all we know is, he's called Luke Scott.
why does marshall keep throwin over at first?
it’s pretty well known that a prototypical lead off hitter is good on the bases, and will not be thrown out…
OK, conclusively now:
Belanger’s career line: .228/.300/.280
Our SS line for 2008: .233/.274/.280
I’ll take Belanger and his glove. Seriously.
Damn, I knew we'd been bad
but I had no idea it had been THAT bad.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
NICK
THE STICK!
Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves... all we know is, he's called Luke Scott.
Uh, YEAH!!!!!!
I kinda like leading good teams. In their yard. Let’s finish this and get Guts the WIN!
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
i think that neccesitates a lowercase "birdland"
as it is not pertaining to an actual O’s person place action thought or thing (as per the rules set forth by the subcommitee)
"I’m sure glad he didn’t try to bunt." - DD on Melmo's game winning double, 6/17
dude, you're a cool guy
i dont want to see you off’d. keep it down…
"I’m sure glad he didn’t try to bunt." - DD on Melmo's game winning double, 6/17
wow
Eric Patterson has some arm. Halfway to the cutoff man.
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How many bounces?
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
one big one that I could see
Low hop.
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by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Reminds me of a funny Rob Neyer haiku
Runner rounding third
Here comes Damon with the throw…
bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce
Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves... all we know is, he's called Luke Scott.
Seeing that sunset on WGN
I have an irrepressible desire to yell
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS!
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
blah. got a damn fever..
and the only cure is …
more birdland
Sean Marshall sucks

Goodnight, fella.
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Chan Marshall
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by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Cat Power
but no idea the relevance. But I’[m a month away from 40, so I’m not teh target demo for that, I guess.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
her name is Chan Marshall
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by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
SO Cat Power is her recording name
How does this work? Like Marshall Mathers is Eminem is Slim Shady?
NOW do you see why metal appealed to me? It’s a lot easy to keep up with…
Anyway, I way going off what the pic’s properties said.
And speaking of Eminem, did we ever establish if he is indeed related to Jerry Mathers as the Beaver?
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
yeah
You didn’t think her parents named her Cat Power did you? Her dad isn’t Frank Zappa.
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by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I teach
You wouldn’t BELIEVE what parents name their kids. Lemonjello and Oranjello ain’t urban myths, people…
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
That's Cat Power?
Did she get some work done or something? Last photo I saw of her she looked like a yenta from Long Island.
She stopped pretending she was a special flower with unique needs and desires and a frightful fear of the audience, to whom she must turn her back (ugh), and started doing ads for Chanel.
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by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
really?
Harsh, bro.
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by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't harsh the mellow!
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake
We are all part of the same compost heap….
You are NOT your fucking khakis!
You have to realize someday you will die. Until you know that, you are useless.
Damn, I love Fight Club.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
You say that
like it’s a bad thing.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
how can you tell...
...we’re on the internets! maybe you read that like it’s a bad thing. makes no difference to the Pop.
Glad to hear
It;s so hard to do inference on the InterGoogles….
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Whoa...we look good tonight. Real Good
Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves... all we know is, he's called Luke Scott.
You know what they say....
To be the best you have to beat the best!
The stock market will never recover, our armies will never again be #1, and our children will drink filthy water for the rest of their lives - HST
3 DPS! 2 to go!
Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves... all we know is, he's called Luke Scott.
Top of the evening to you
Just in from watching the Pirates humiliate the MFY. And this is looking very good. Did the O’s forget who is pitching? I mean 4 runs—that is like 3 appearances worth for Guts, right?
Standings...
If we win tonight that’ll make it a half game behind them…
The stock market will never recover, our armies will never again be #1, and our children will drink filthy water for the rest of their lives - HST
by the fix is in on Jun 24, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Nothing less is accepted
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Nice to be making DPs
instead of hittting into them.
hahaha
Great play by Patterson. He’s definitely a Patterson.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
Wow, you mean OTHER TEAMS
make defensive mistakes? That’s cool!
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
WOW
Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves... all we know is, he's called Luke Scott.
your sig is right on the mark...
That could have easily stayed a single.
The stock market will never recover, our armies will never again be #1, and our children will drink filthy water for the rest of their lives - HST
by the fix is in on Jun 24, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
That really should have been like 5 things before it was a double
Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves... all we know is, he's called Luke Scott.
That's all he's gonna see
until he does stop.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
stop swinging
on the first pitch every time
The stock market will never recover, our armies will never again be #1, and our children will drink filthy water for the rest of their lives - HST
Nah...
we got 26 to go before we call off the dogs.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Alex Cintron!
I’ll take unearned runs just fine, thankyouverymuch. And I’m sure Guts won’t give it back.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
If we could cross Alex Cintron with Brandon Fahey....
We would have a dude who couldn’t hit OR field.
"Whether your name is Gehrig or Ripken, DiMaggio or Robinson, or that of some youngster who picks up his bat or puts on his glove, you are challenged by the game of baseball to do your very best day in and day out. That's all I've ever tried to do."
O yeah
Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves... all we know is, he's called Luke Scott.
AJ has to get the man to 3rd if he's going to make an out.
4-1 is not comfortable. Nice, but not comfortable.
How's 5-1 working for ya?
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
I'm liking 7-1, personally
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
1,000th hit
right now!
The stock market will never recover, our armies will never again be #1, and our children will drink filthy water for the rest of their lives - HST
What I say!
The stock market will never recover, our armies will never again be #1, and our children will drink filthy water for the rest of their lives - HST
by the fix is in on Jun 24, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
yes sir!
And his second 3b of the night
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by the fix is in on Jun 24, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Is that #1,000
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
WHAM
Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves... all we know is, he's called Luke Scott.
Nice
"Whether your name is Gehrig or Ripken, DiMaggio or Robinson, or that of some youngster who picks up his bat or puts on his glove, you are challenged by the game of baseball to do your very best day in and day out. That's all I've ever tried to do."
Cubs won't give up the ball!
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Now Lou has the ball...
Brian better get that!
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
ahhhh
fucking bitches….
The stock market will never recover, our armies will never again be #1, and our children will drink filthy water for the rest of their lives - HST
by the fix is in on Jun 24, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Jim Hunter says
the O’s got the 1,000 ball. Good.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Very well, indeed
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Nice to see Guts
get more than 2 runs.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Guts
should play the lotto while he’s this lucky.
Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves... all we know is, he's called Luke Scott.
and here is our #3 hitter
With the sub-.300 OBP coming into tonight.
Even when things are going good, I can’t ignore the embarrassing.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
I can't believe I'm saying this
but Huff should be playing 3B right now in NL parks.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
probably
The problem is that the team doesn’t recognize that Mora isn’t good.
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by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Certainly isn't right now
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Yes, but
... we need Mora’s mad bunting skills.
"Whether your name is Gehrig or Ripken, DiMaggio or Robinson, or that of some youngster who picks up his bat or puts on his glove, you are challenged by the game of baseball to do your very best day in and day out. That's all I've ever tried to do."
I'm liking this game
"Whether your name is Gehrig or Ripken, DiMaggio or Robinson, or that of some youngster who picks up his bat or puts on his glove, you are challenged by the game of baseball to do your very best day in and day out. That's all I've ever tried to do."
did anyone hear wgn say markakis is becoming a lefty version of reed johnson?
im gonna have to say kakes is better
"I’m sure glad he didn’t try to bunt." - DD on Melmo's game winning double, 6/17
AND he said
“I know this is a stretch…”
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
well, it IS a stretch
Reed Johnson’s not a bad player but he’s a platoonin’ SOB.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe a smidge
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn
Guthrie must be fuckin’ charged up by the 6-run lead. He’s definitely got some extra zip and/or movement on these pitches.
I wanna call Guthrie John Deere
‘cause he’s mowin’ ‘em down tonight!
I’ll be here all week….tip your bartender and waitresses….
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
OK, this esurance commercial
is even worse than the Disco Geico ones.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
esurance commercials are horrible
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Lieber
Is not gonna last very long…. :)
The stock market will never recover, our armies will never again be #1, and our children will drink filthy water for the rest of their lives - HST
my bet
is 2/3
The stock market will never recover, our armies will never again be #1, and our children will drink filthy water for the rest of their lives - HST
by the fix is in on Jun 24, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
"Allota gamers on this team..."
"Whether your name is Gehrig or Ripken, DiMaggio or Robinson, or that of some youngster who picks up his bat or puts on his glove, you are challenged by the game of baseball to do your very best day in and day out. That's all I've ever tried to do."
The have a lot of corn out in Illinois.
"Whether your name is Gehrig or Ripken, DiMaggio or Robinson, or that of some youngster who picks up his bat or puts on his glove, you are challenged by the game of baseball to do your very best day in and day out. That's all I've ever tried to do."
It’s midwest. The city itself isn’t, but the suburbs and surrounding towns are definitely middle-class types.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
the word you're looking for is "hicks"
not middle-class..
not really though
we’re all people here, man…
The stock market will never recover, our armies will never again be #1, and our children will drink filthy water for the rest of their lives - HST
by the fix is in on Jun 24, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
hey now...
some of us resemble that remark….
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
That’s a lame stereotype. “Hick” indicates ignorance. Not all people that like country music are ignorant.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
well, since you're playing judge judy here
many middle-class citizens despise country music, for your information.
You don’t say.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I mean goddamn aren't most of the people here in Maryland
‘Cause we’re the shit when it comes to understanding the nuances, perks, and quirks of both North and South, city and country…
The stock market will never recover, our armies will never again be #1, and our children will drink filthy water for the rest of their lives - HST
by the fix is in on Jun 24, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Country Music Night
aka “Our Marketing Department Isn’t Very Bright” Night
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
I miss watching this team live
This is great. Keep it up Guthrie!
Len and Bob have done a great job talking the Os up.
oh the stretch
I miss you, Harry.
We couldn’t even get someone cool like Bill Murray or Steve McMichael.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
well
Former Chicago Bear All-Pro Steve McMichael. But yes. He was fucking horrible at his second career.
He was so fuckin fat when he did the stretch a couple years ago.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
LET'S GET SOME RUNS. AHEHEHE.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
oh god
Now they’re going to talk to her.
Her heart’s with the singing? REALLY? She might want to get a new heart.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
brownies
come on brownies kill them cubbers
oriole fan in spring training
bleeding red the rest of the time
barely remember what it felt like to win til i got here
by baltimore brownie on Jun 24, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply actions
Excellent move, Guts
Setting up the double play. Got em right where he wants em.
Y’know…why do these invite these know-nothings into the booth? So they can giggle?
Jimmy Buffett was up there during a Cubs-Sox game the other day, right? And he was talking about when he was a kid. And he says, “I loved Steve Garvey.”
I wondered immediately how that would go over with CHICAGO CUBS FANS.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
er not Jimmy Buffett
Kenny Chesney, the Jimmy Buffett for people that only listen to one radio station.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Isn't Kenny Chesney
just Jimmy Buffet with a fake Southern accent and some fiddles?
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
more or less
This is a stolen line, but if I ever go to the beach and it’s inhabited by Jimmy Buffett and Kenny Chesney fans, I’m turning around and going the fuck to work.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Leadoff hit
Should mean this is Guts last inning.
The stock market will never recover, our armies will never again be #1, and our children will drink filthy water for the rest of their lives - HST
Time for the hook
You done good, Guts….
"Whether your name is Gehrig or Ripken, DiMaggio or Robinson, or that of some youngster who picks up his bat or puts on his glove, you are challenged by the game of baseball to do your very best day in and day out. That's all I've ever tried to do."
Gotta let him finish...
he made his bed…
The stock market will never recover, our armies will never again be #1, and our children will drink filthy water for the rest of their lives - HST
by the fix is in on Jun 24, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Why push it?
He’s pitched well, he’s in line for the win. Bring JJ in to keep his ERA unharmed.
"Whether your name is Gehrig or Ripken, DiMaggio or Robinson, or that of some youngster who picks up his bat or puts on his glove, you are challenged by the game of baseball to do your very best day in and day out. That's all I've ever tried to do."
D'oh.
I’m pretty sure I just jinxed that….
"Whether your name is Gehrig or Ripken, DiMaggio or Robinson, or that of some youngster who picks up his bat or puts on his glove, you are challenged by the game of baseball to do your very best day in and day out. That's all I've ever tried to do."
Screw that
I don’t want the Cubs thinking for a second they have a chance to come back in this game. Give ‘em a big dose of JJ and Sherrill.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Bandsaw's doing an appearance
at the York, PA O’s store soon.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
jesus
“Uh, you have dancing in your family…”
When you have to stretch that hard to say something to someone, maybe they should not be here.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
jimmy hollywood
loved him
kill em
go birds
oriole fan in spring training
bleeding red the rest of the time
barely remember what it felt like to win til i got here
by baltimore brownie on Jun 24, 2008 10:12 PM EDT reply actions
No sense leaving him out there
and bringing JJ in shows DD means business tonight – you AIN’T gettin’ back in this game.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
I dunno
Johnson is really a starter by trade so he should be OK.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
And now you know why
JJ should have come in.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Still disagree
Guthrie should’ve been out, yes. But I still don’t like using our setup/closer in a more-than-4-run game.
Well, SOMEONE should have been in there
you’re right
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
SWEET JESUS
The stock market will never recover, our armies will never again be #1, and our children will drink filthy water for the rest of their lives - HST
oh motherfucker
Jim Edmonds for the love of crap.
And the idiot giggles. And the hipsters in their douchebag hats that don’t know who just hit the home run clap away.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
"El bunto"
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
calm down
it is still in the bag…
The stock market will never recover, our armies will never again be #1, and our children will drink filthy water for the rest of their lives - HST
my ass it's still in the bag
They’re a lot better than us, yo.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
As long as Jamie Walker stays out of the game...
"Whether your name is Gehrig or Ripken, DiMaggio or Robinson, or that of some youngster who picks up his bat or puts on his glove, you are challenged by the game of baseball to do your very best day in and day out. That's all I've ever tried to do."
JJ for 2, Shutdown for 1
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Bradford's worse, man
I can see monster home runs coming out of those underhanded pitches…
The stock market will never recover, our armies will never again be #1, and our children will drink filthy water for the rest of their lives - HST
by the fix is in on Jun 24, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Shit's over
JJ’s in, ChadBrad and Albers split the 8th, Shutdown handles the 9th.
We got this.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
May even just keep JJ in for the 8th, too.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
The three-run homer
is NOT birdland.
well, when it’s done against us, at least.
last time
the last time the cubs where down by this mch was a 8-0 rockies, wich they came back to win. come on birds
oriole fan in spring training
bleeding red the rest of the time
barely remember what it felt like to win til i got here
by baltimore brownie on Jun 24, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply actions
oh good
Payton’s in for Scott on a double-switch.
I hate you, National League. Making Jay Payton play. You’re the shits.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
mother of mother of god damn hell
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
Let's not panic....
not panicking, not panicking…
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Two, a DOUBLE play
Damn, I miss Jon Miller.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
ESPN Sunday Nights, bro!
You can see the Yankees play Team The Yankees Play on Sunday.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Can't do it
You forgot who his partner is….
and I see the PHN and the MFY enough as it is.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
I have not forgotten his partner
That’s why I don’t watch, too.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
i remember years ago..
espn played an orioles game.
oh wait, it was a yankees game against the orioles.
Yankees-O's
Cabrera’s one-hitter.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
damn
call me dumb but I def thought was a triple play for some reason for like one second.
The stock market will never recover, our armies will never again be #1, and our children will drink filthy water for the rest of their lives - HST
guest's contribution:
Ha ha ha. Ha. I—absolutely. I can’t believe it. Their fans are in…sane. They’re incredible.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
wow
I called her saying “Shania Twain” just before she did so.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
She's almost cute....
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
she's VERY cute
I’m not blaming her for not knowing anything about the game. She shouldn’t even be there.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I only saw a few seconds
so I’ll defer to your judgment.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
And also...
WHAT THE HELL was Mutt Lange thinking? Did you see the nanny/friend he was shaggin on the side compared to Shania? Dude, WTF?
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
yeah seriously
What the fuck does he think he’s about to do, produce another Hysteria?
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
And for the record.....
“Pyromania” sounds like shit on CD. Compressed to hell and the drums sound awful. Hard to believe it was the same guy who did “Back in Black.” That is the best sounding rock record EVER for my money. Everything just sounds perfectly mic’ed and mixed. Go back and listen to “What Do You Do For Money Honey” if you disagree…
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
But I'm guessing
if you’re going to cheat on SHANIA TWAIN, at least trade up.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
I though Jay Leno put it best when he asked Hugh
“What the hell were you thinking?”
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
brother
Sometimes, ya just want some strange.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
If you say so....
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
that is how I understand it, anyway
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Hugh did for the same reason Madeline did with Leo in the Departed, their respective partners weren’t putting out.
btw, DeRosa is totally hooking up with blondie tonight.
Wolf, wolf, wolf.
Movie rule
if it ain’t Pizar, chances are I haven’t seen it. Although I did see Get Smart this weekend. Funny!
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
I'll put it in my NetFlix
but isn’t it one of those cop informer movies where everybody flips at least once? I hate movies where I have to keep a scorecard on who’s bad now and good later and goes back to being bad after that.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
it'll suck you in
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Ok... so pretty late
but I had to put my son to bed, then work on it.
BUT….
"Chickens are hard to catch." Jennifer Scott (Luuuuuuuke's Mom)
whoa dude
Why is he Satan?
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
That's the Nike MaxSight Contacts...
I think they’re pretty kickass!
"Chickens are hard to catch." Jennifer Scott (Luuuuuuuke's Mom)
Which, of course, goes hand in hand with...

"Chickens are hard to catch." Jennifer Scott (Luuuuuuuke's Mom)
OK, Ring of Fire that time
the choices are getting better. Should have let it play a little longer. I’d gone with “Deliah’s Gone”, but that’s just me.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Wild Bill Hagy t-shirt in DA HOUSE!!!!
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Bandsaw's still in
I like this.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Just sets up the GiDP
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Should't they be orange? :)
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Does Fukudome always bail out like that?
That’s a messed up batting stance, dude.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
11 pitches?
Dude, miss the ball already!
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Got the lead runner
Works for me
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
didn't work
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
ChadBrad vs Lee
Oh, this will be fun.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Not as good as teh kid crying in a Duje BBall jersey
when Maryland beat them in the ACCs, but I’ll take it. Obviously, more relevenant.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
I'm sure that's why he's in the game.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Pulling out all the stops, aren't you?
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
we need it
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Shit, 3-0
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
ahhhh, most of their existence
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
uhhh
Hmmm. OK.
Ramirez ain’t nothin to mess with.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
much like...
the wu?
foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08
by j.q. higgins on Jun 24, 2008 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
They're bitching over a neighborhood play?
Get over it!
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Derek Lee was a big out
This one’s bigger
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Keep the faith
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
it appears i am here just in time for the fun to stop.
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
Welcome back
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
thanks.
although maybe i should turn it off since shutdown ain’t so shutdown when i watch, it seems.
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
oh thank God
I thought Walker might saunter in.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
We're bringing in the big gun
although he gets a little dicey coming in with men on base.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
We can close the thread, we have a winner.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Sutdown: .171 vs lefties, .193 vs righties
Yeah, THAT’S a big advantage, Lou.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Yeah but Edmonds is terrible against LHP. .154/.185/.308 this year.
Of course Murton is 1-for-12 this year.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
You can't always get....
what you want
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Uh, George?
it takes THREE strikes to get them out. THREE
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
yeah get Wood in here
I want a crack at that SOB.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
He'll trip and strain something
on the way to the mound.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
SHUT IT DOWN, GEORGE.
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
That was a hell of a lot of stress
for 1 run scoring.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
jesus h christ
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
Oh thank you, God.
I know you did a lot of work in Pittsburgh today, what with the Pirates beating the Yankees, but could You, in your infinite wisdom, please allow the Orioles to hold on and win this game.
In the name of the Father, the Son, and Billy
Amen
Orange shutter shades

for Shutdown…
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
That's awesome
you gotta use that one all this series
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Unless Kerry Wood forgot the sunscreen
this ain’t Kerry Wood. Who’s pitching?
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Marmol
He is wild but can be filthy.
There was wild.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
haha
Brenly: “Hopefully come right back into the zone” as a ball sails wide of the catcher.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
btw...
joe angel calls the japanese fellow “fukeedoemee.”
foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08
At least he's not saying
Fuk U Do Me!
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
eh
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually,
he’s the one Oriole I don’t mind being hit.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
I take that back.
PATTERSON can go down and I won’t say a word.
Flip that bill, you bastard.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
oh cmon... he won a game for us that one time..
way back when..
and he has quintuplets! Christ, what a fantastic story.
fuck you, melvin.
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
hey good
Mora thrown out. Super. Super duper.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
You expected any different?
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
2-for-8 on the year
That’s how you win playoff games. Melvin is a hero.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
QWell, make up call for teh B Rob DP neighborhood tag on the base
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
fair's fair
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Would you believe....
a lead-off single?
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Did Mora have a green light, or told to go?
Or was it purely more of his dipshit base running skills?
That looked like a legit single to me
And I’m no Cintron defender
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
sonufafuckinbitch, sherrill.
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
This is fucked up
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words—"mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
-Jack Handey
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
I’m not panicking, I’m not panicking…
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
I'll settle for this one.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
I'm going to start smoking
"Whether your name is Gehrig or Ripken, DiMaggio or Robinson, or that of some youngster who picks up his bat or puts on his glove, you are challenged by the game of baseball to do your very best day in and day out. That's all I've ever tried to do."
DEAR GEORGE
THERE’S A THING CALLED THE FUCKIN STRIKE ZONE
YOUR FRIEND
SCOTT
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
Hey Geroge?
That THREE STRIKES thing? Yeah, that’s per BATTER. Not total for an inning. Glad to help.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Just settin' up the triple play
Last time he had bases loaded 0 outs, no one scored. Just sayin’.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
this goose is cooked
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe you were Mussolini in a past life?
"Whether your name is Gehrig or Ripken, DiMaggio or Robinson, or that of some youngster who picks up his bat or puts on his glove, you are challenged by the game of baseball to do your very best day in and day out. That's all I've ever tried to do."
after Cedeno
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Last time
basees loaded, 0 outs, no one scored. Just sayin’.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
SIT DOWN CEDENO
HEY HEY LET’S GET TWO
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
nice
"Whether your name is Gehrig or Ripken, DiMaggio or Robinson, or that of some youngster who picks up his bat or puts on his glove, you are challenged by the game of baseball to do your very best day in and day out. That's all I've ever tried to do."
what the shit, Kosuke
You didn’t need to run halfway up the first base line
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
alright it's Henry Blanco!
I’m thrilled.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
Wow.
Did NOT see that K coming. Nice!
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
THIS
I’ll take an out before 2 runs. Anyway we can get it.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
So did Henry on the 1st pitch
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
do you think...
shutdown’s taunting them about the motorhead show they missed?
foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08
That was a disgrace of an at bat for Cedeno. Why does this guy work so well out of the stretch, if he was still a middle reliever you’d think he would be a terrible closer as he allows to many to teach.
My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver
Huh?
I meant to say that you wouldn’t believe this guy could be a good closer because he lets too many men get on and eventually that should come back to bite you.
My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver
This is the pitch
My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver
Good night, game over, drive home safely
And we’ll be back with the LOVELY totals.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
BIRDLAND, BITCHES!!!!!
"Whether your name is Gehrig or Ripken, DiMaggio or Robinson, or that of some youngster who picks up his bat or puts on his glove, you are challenged by the game of baseball to do your very best day in and day out. That's all I've ever tried to do."
Pretty anti-climactic strike call
FLIP THOSE CAPS!
And some one TACKLE Payton and forcably flip his cap.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
DY-NO-MITE!
"Whether your name is Gehrig or Ripken, DiMaggio or Robinson, or that of some youngster who picks up his bat or puts on his glove, you are challenged by the game of baseball to do your very best day in and day out. That's all I've ever tried to do."

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Never a doubt.....

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
I wasn't here before, but was anybody else pissed they didn't announce BRob's 1000th hit and cheer him?
eh
It’s their park. Doesn’t really bother me. They got the ball. The WGN team acknowledged it.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I disagree - usually you still flash it on the scoreboard and give a brief cheer.
Just professional courtesy.
Don't wait up
waiting for ESPN SportsCenter or ESPNews to mention it, either.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Can't go to ESPN.com right now
Too much Len Bias stuff. Damn, 22 years ago. I still remember where I was when I heard. I had just goten my housing confirmation to Maryland, too.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
MASN mentioned it
but yeah, bush league by the Cubs.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
SHUTDOWN IS VERY, VERY BIRDLAND
Whiffed ‘em all!
It's off now
BOOOOOO
P.S. Guts DID get the win, right?
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Dempsey's got the "nostalgia" giveaway hat
flipped up on the post-game show. Looks like a dork, but it’s kinda cool.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
That was a retarded way to win a game
by Dr Orpheus on Jun 24, 2008 11:17 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Twice in a week
Shutdown has loaded the bases with 0 outs and no one has scored. That’s my quota for the season, I don’t really need to see him try it again.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
Did anybody watch the game on WGN?
Len and Bob kick ass.
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words—"mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
-Jack Handey
yeah
Len is excellent and I like Bob more than I’d have ever imagined. They’re a super team.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, dear God...
Brace for the return of Brandon Fahey:
“We may do something to get another shortstop,” Trembley said. “I think it’s a little far-fetched to think that I’m going to put Melvin [Mora] over there. I could double-switch and put him over there for the last three innings or something. But to be perfectly honest with you, I wanted to keep Salazar. They are starting two lefties against us and then I think after that, we might do something.”
At this point, it appears that Brandon Fahey is the most likely candidate to get added to the roster. Fahey is hitting .280 in 42 games for Triple-A Norfolk and started the season on the Orioles’ Opening Day roster, going 5-for-25 (.200).
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
oh jesus
Melvin Mora could not be such a bad shortstop that he makes Brandon Fahey good.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by Scott Christ on Jun 24, 2008 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
...
O’s take lead in middle innings.
O’s nearly blow lead in late innings.
Sherrill gets bases-loaded no outs in ninth then strikes out side.
Guthrie pitches well until Edmonds home run, gets run support, win.
all is well except for my blood pressure.
I was pacing for like a half-hour...
If I smoked, I definitely would for those last two innings.

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