Looks like an aging leprechaun in his photo on the jumbo when he’s at bat. This picture solidifies that.

AJ was a foot away from his grand slam (or getting robbed by Ellsbury, depending on your perspective) last night. This picture should remind him that, whenever he thinks of doing something goofy, someone is always watching.

AJ to Millar: “Look, look, this was what Okajima was doing when he saw me get all clutch on him with that hit.”

Millar: “That’s my old team you’re talking about, sucka. Now who stole me Lucky Charms?”