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Baltimore Orioles @ Boston Red Sox


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  Today's Starting Pitchers GS IP ERA WHIP BAA HR BB K W-L
Brian Burres - LH - #56 16 (18) 92.1 5.07 1.56 .303 12 31 44 6-5
Clay Buchholz - RH - #61 8 42.1 5.53 1.63 .285 3 20 43 2-3

If we lose this game and the Jays beat the Yankees, we have sole possession of last place.

I suppose everyone here knows Clay Buchholz. It was less than a year ago that he no-hit the Orioles, one day before this happened to my beloved Wolverines. That was quite a weekend, let me tell you.

Buchholz started this year with the SAWX, but after he wasn't pitching very well for the SAWX, he was sent down to pitch for the Paw SAWX. He also had a fingernail injury of some sort. Buchholz pitched nine games for the Paw SAWX (4-2, 2.47 ERA), and now is back with the real SAWX, with Justin Masterson going down to the Paw SAWX to learn how to pitch out of the bullpen, presumably for the SAWX.

In his career against the SAWX, Brian Burres has a 5.79 ERA and 1.93 WHIP (18.2 innings). The last time that Burres faced the SAWX, he was lit up to the tune of seven earned in four innings, giving up two homers in 12 hits. Hopefully in this outing against the SAWX, he won't fold like a cheap tent quite so quickly. If he can give us five or six, and with Buchholz having struggled earlier this year for the SAWX, hopefully we can get off this five-game schneid with a win against the SAWX.

We really do need to beat the SAWX tonight, if only for our own selfish reasons, like sanity. When you lose five straight games with scores of 5-3, 11-10, 7-6, 9-8 and 6-5, it gets a little tough to handle. So let's beat the SAWX.

Lineup

Baltimore Orioles @ Boston Red Sox

07/11/08 7:05 PM EDT

Baltimore Orioles Boston Red Sox
Brian Roberts - 2B Jacoby Ellsbury - CF
Adam Jones - CF Dustin Pedroia - 2B
Nick Markakis - RF Kevin Youkilis - 1B
Aubrey Huff - DH Manny Ramirez - LF
Melvin Mora - 3B Mike Lowell - 3B
Kevin Millar - 1B Sean Casey - DH
Luke Scott - LF Jason Varitek - C
Ramon Hernandez - C Brandon Moss - RF
Brandon Fahey - SS Julio Lugo - SS

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Clay Buchholz

Just the name makes me sick to my stomach!

Geaux Eaux's

by NawlinsOriole on Jul 11, 2008 5:01 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the name Brian Burres may make me sicker

I can’t believe I’m actually going to watch this game

by math_geek on Jul 11, 2008 5:52 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I have work tonight

so I’ll have wait to feel the pain and anguish until after I get off.

Geaux Eaux's

by NawlinsOriole on Jul 11, 2008 5:57 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I certainly hope

that Brian Burres might “step it up” tonight, as it’s been quite a while since he’s managed to that.

by getxstoked on Jul 11, 2008 5:45 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bucholz

strikes out twice as many as Brian, walks 25% more, allows half as many HRs. Has a lower Batting average against an insignificantly higher WHIP, and yet still has a higher ERA than Brian. Incredible. I guess Fenway is a doubles park though.

by math_geek on Jul 11, 2008 6:16 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FINALLY!

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 11, 2008 11:42 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ugh, NESN

I was praying that somehow I’d get the B’more feed. No dice.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 11, 2008 7:00 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

bummer

Hunter and Palmer tonight, much better than Hunter/Dempsey

by getxstoked on Jul 11, 2008 7:08 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

did gary thorne DIE?

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 11, 2008 7:09 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nah.

he took a tour of the Sam Adams factory and drank himself into a stupor.

by getxstoked on Jul 11, 2008 7:17 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"CHERRY WHEAT?"


AHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 11, 2008 7:18 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Woot! A hit!

Nick Markakis: The Actual Greek God of Walks

by wickedwitch on Jul 11, 2008 7:09 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

man Roberts rules

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 11, 2008 7:09 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

1-0 O's!

Sac fly steak for Adam Jones, son.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 11, 2008 7:09 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BB for Nick

Buchholz looks GOOD.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 11, 2008 7:12 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this a-hole is wearing like seven necklaces

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 11, 2008 7:12 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BB for Huff

Buchholz looks awesome.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 11, 2008 7:14 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WHAM!

Melvin Mora…thrown out at second. You fucking dumbshit.

2-0 anyway, but come on Melvin.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 11, 2008 7:16 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

exactly.

he should have stayed at first, or you know, not hesitated.

by getxstoked on Jul 11, 2008 7:18 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BB for Millar.

Bucholz is almost as awesome as Okajima.

by getxstoked on Jul 11, 2008 7:19 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

holy shit!

i got a free week of mlb.tv because i voted for the all-star game! i get to watch the O’s finally…

by Y Not on Jul 11, 2008 7:19 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah I used that promo just to check it out. If you ever had the choice between MLB.tv and Extra Innings I can’t imagine paying for MLB.tv.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 11, 2008 7:26 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

umm.. did that just say 99mph from burres?

or is the screen res on mlb.tv kinda choppy?

by Y Not on Jul 11, 2008 7:25 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

89

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 11, 2008 7:27 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

if Burres ever hits 99

start repenting of all your sins, because the apocalypse is coming.

by getxstoked on Jul 11, 2008 7:27 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yooooouk with a line drive

Right to LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 11, 2008 7:27 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he can go to Boston

if they want to give us Lowell

or one of their 6,000,000 Papelbons.

by getxstoked on Jul 11, 2008 7:30 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Damn.

Why does Youkilis actually have to be good at his position…

by getxstoked on Jul 11, 2008 7:41 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

here goes Burres

Stepping it up again.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 11, 2008 7:48 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fuck you Millar

Nick Markakis: The Actual Greek God of Walks

by wickedwitch on Jul 11, 2008 7:53 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow.

a bad call goes against the other team?

craziness.

by getxstoked on Jul 11, 2008 7:53 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that was some ridiculous pitching by Bucholz.

I hope he regresses to first inning form shortly.

by getxstoked on Jul 11, 2008 8:03 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Millar's shoelaces are ridiculous

They draw attention to the fact that he runs slowly.

Writing is God's way of showing you how sloppy your thinking is.

by typozzz on Jul 11, 2008 8:18 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

C'mon Luke

What have you done for me lately?

“I know he used to do shit for you, but what has he done for you lately?”

by Jonny Pops on Jul 11, 2008 8:18 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

by the way, you're right.. bucholz is dealing now..

he’s getting the hitters down 0-2 every time..

by Y Not on Jul 11, 2008 8:21 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah he is

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 11, 2008 8:36 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

how did the red sox get their run?

I was outside for a few minutes, and came back to the run on the board.

by getxstoked on Jul 11, 2008 8:30 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

RUN BRIAN RUN

Tie game!

RBI triple!

3-3 baby

Brian’s a dong shy of the cycle.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 11, 2008 8:36 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

weird baserunning by Brian

Infield was back, he probably scores uncontested on AJ’s grounder.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 11, 2008 8:38 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

these are some bullshit strikes on huff.

it’s crossing the plate at his fucking eyes.

by getxstoked on Jul 11, 2008 8:44 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow, new folks

Nice to see y’all.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 11, 2008 8:46 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

friday night....

i’m actually packing though, so should be here on and off for the rest.

how’s burres looking?

by zknower on Jul 11, 2008 8:48 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

eh

He’s stepped it up? Maybe.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 11, 2008 8:48 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

glad to be back....

I’d been incognito for almost a month….since the Astros came to B-more

by Chanumas on Jul 11, 2008 8:48 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fuck

That JUST missed

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 11, 2008 8:48 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good evening.

I’m at my parents house drinking some Miller Light Wheat. It’s weird to me that it even exists.

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 11, 2008 8:48 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

MILLER LIGHT WHEAT?

signs that the apocalypse is nigh.

by zknower on Jul 11, 2008 8:49 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My parents you know

They can move to Howard County, but they’re Glen Burnie at heart.

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 11, 2008 8:50 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hunter actually had a pretty good line

Palmer says, “I was talking to Clay during spring training and asked him how he gained a few pounds this year.” Hunter replies, “Maybe from wearing all those necklaces?”

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 11, 2008 8:50 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

to keep their arms from snapping off

like Adam Lowen’s

Writing is God's way of showing you how sloppy your thinking is.

by typozzz on Jul 11, 2008 8:50 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

goddamn man

Mora’s getting screwed this AB.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 11, 2008 8:50 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Come on Millar

Show your boyfriends what they’re missing not playing with you anymore.

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 11, 2008 8:52 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dark Knight looks AWESOME

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 11, 2008 8:54 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what's nice...

is that they’ve finally realized that people have the ability to accept a comic book character being in a seriously good script with a seriously good story. X2 had that (and X-Men to a lesser extent) but then the third one was some Fantastic Four-level bullshit. I was soured on superhero movies with X-Men III but thank God that was just a singularly bad movie. All the Elektra, Daredevil, etc. bullshit were just attempts to cash in anyway.

Considering I was never an avid reader of comic books, I’ve got some pissy feelings about the movies.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 11, 2008 8:59 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

X3 and Spiderman 3 were huge disappointments..

especially considering that their respective previous two movies were good.

by Y Not on Jul 11, 2008 9:01 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ahh well

when your DH is a mascot instead of a major leaguer, that happens.

by zknower on Jul 11, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh cool

Cougars making out on NESN.

Washed-Up Leather Moms Gone Wild

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 11, 2008 8:57 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My friend from Boston...

just sent me a text message about that. Bostonians is crazy.

http://blogs.themiamihurricane.com/

by MiamiMagic on Jul 11, 2008 9:06 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OH MY GAAAHD I KISSED THIS *LADY* AT THE BALL PAHK

I DON’T KNOW WHAT CAME OVAH ME

Fuckin’ one Mike’s Hard Lemonade too many, ma’am.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 11, 2008 9:16 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

em...

did y’all see this? some O’s scout fired for betting?

by Y Not on Jul 11, 2008 9:13 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I saw that earlier.

Maybe he’s been betting against us all these years and behind the signing of injury prone 1st rounders…

by getxstoked on Jul 11, 2008 9:15 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

we can hope

"Jeremy Guthrie’s funny. Sneaky funny. Smart funny. Stanford funny."
-Kevbo

by dayzd toe on Jul 11, 2008 9:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the one thorn in our sides...

not name Peter

"Jeremy Guthrie’s funny. Sneaky funny. Smart funny. Stanford funny."
-Kevbo

by dayzd toe on Jul 11, 2008 9:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

think we can fleece another team

mariners-style for burres? i’m thinkin jay bruce.

by Y Not on Jul 11, 2008 9:16 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and volsquez

I probably just screwed up his name, but you know who I mean.

by getxstoked on Jul 11, 2008 9:27 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

if we're going to lose this..

i’d rather we do it now than in the 8th or 9th inning…

by Y Not on Jul 11, 2008 9:18 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why oh why would you say something like that?

Now you’ve made the baseball gods mad…they’re going to make this a crazy ass game now

by Bromo on Jul 11, 2008 9:20 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah

It’s the “baseball gods,” not the fact that our bullpen is farting out like always.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 11, 2008 9:27 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

if there are gods dedicated to baseball...

why haven’t their been plagues upon the red sox and yankees?

by getxstoked on Jul 11, 2008 9:28 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

there*

I hate when people do that, and I just did it.

by getxstoked on Jul 11, 2008 9:28 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Especially Baal, Thor, and Neptune

Those gods are real jackasses.

"Whether your name is Gehrig or Ripken, DiMaggio or Robinson, or that of some youngster who picks up his bat or puts on his glove, you are challenged by the game of baseball to do your very best day in and day out. That's all I've ever tried to do."

by spike2131 on Jul 11, 2008 9:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yes...

we know.

"Jeremy Guthrie’s funny. Sneaky funny. Smart funny. Stanford funny."
-Kevbo

by dayzd toe on Jul 11, 2008 9:58 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i am slow. once again.

can’t keep up with you whippersnappers

by zknower on Jul 11, 2008 10:01 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

//coughs dipshit under his breath//

"Jeremy Guthrie’s funny. Sneaky funny. Smart funny. Stanford funny."
-Kevbo

by dayzd toe on Jul 11, 2008 9:57 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Adam.

Pretend these are the Blue Jays.

Go deep.

by Y Not on Jul 11, 2008 9:22 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ok, i'm watching

let’s choke this away!

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Jul 11, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah, Dave

Sit there and look stoic. Don’t wonder if it’s a good idea to send Burres out over his season average of pitches thrown in Fenway Park against the Red Sox in a one-run game. Just clench your jaw and command RESPECK

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 11, 2008 9:30 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you know..

lately.. it’s one of these positions… damned if you do, damned if you don’t.

by Y Not on Jul 11, 2008 9:31 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You’re damned with Burres. He’s not a guy you try to ride, you know?

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 11, 2008 9:31 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

now listen

I’m not saying the ‘pen won’t cough it up. But it’s their fuckin’ job to be in in this situation. If they crap out then that’s on them.

Good start, Brian.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 11, 2008 9:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that's his ™

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 11, 2008 9:31 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

a bench rattler

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Jul 11, 2008 9:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

enough to wake up Crowley


HUUHHH??

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 11, 2008 9:33 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

“i thought he looked great. and i think it’s time people game him a little,,,pprrrruuuppppp!!!!”

by zknower on Jul 11, 2008 9:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Brad Ford is in

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 11, 2008 9:33 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sorry, “Chaaaaha” should be “Chaaaahd”

by zknower on Jul 11, 2008 9:35 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

there are not nearly enough fart jokes on camden chat

thank god for the ween forum.

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Jul 11, 2008 9:35 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

our season has been too good.

2nd half will be fart jokes aplenty.

by zknower on Jul 11, 2008 9:35 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh man.

they’re calling fahey a solid shortstop…

does that make Cintron Ripken-esque?

by getxstoked on Jul 11, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wait, who is?

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 11, 2008 9:37 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Palmer doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground

Here’s Palmer’s reasoning, I will guess:

1. Brandon Fahey’s small.
2. Brandon Fahey can’t hit for fuck all.
3. Thus, Brandon Fahey must be a good fielder.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 11, 2008 9:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Beats the hell out of Freddie Bynum

"Whether your name is Gehrig or Ripken, DiMaggio or Robinson, or that of some youngster who picks up his bat or puts on his glove, you are challenged by the game of baseball to do your very best day in and day out. That's all I've ever tried to do."

by spike2131 on Jul 11, 2008 9:43 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah...

“now if he could learn to hit”- Uncle Jim

"Jeremy Guthrie’s funny. Sneaky funny. Smart funny. Stanford funny."
-Kevbo

by dayzd toe on Jul 11, 2008 10:00 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

suck it Yooouk

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 11, 2008 9:37 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YEY MEMOOL

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Jul 11, 2008 9:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow..

close play.

WAY TO GO MELVIN.

by Y Not on Jul 11, 2008 9:38 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you can tell.. right now.. millar's thinkin..

“When I get inducted into the Hall, I’m definitely goin in as a Red Sock.”

by Y Not on Jul 11, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nice try, Millah!

I know you did your best to GIDP for your ol’ boys.

by Y Not on Jul 11, 2008 9:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Man, he must be waaay high on some southside skunkweed...

Hall of Fame? There’s not enough crack in the world

by Bromo on Jul 11, 2008 9:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

how did memlo get on?

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Jul 11, 2008 9:45 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

has anybody else notice

he’s gotten on base at least 10 times in last 10 games without getting a hit?

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Jul 11, 2008 9:47 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Come on dudes

insurance!!

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Jul 11, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fahey is up next!

Offensive threat

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Jul 11, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you know that actually is a point in 55's favor.

he’s had a bunch of toolbagz “protecting him” in lineup all year

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Jul 11, 2008 9:50 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

like instead of his mom

who protects him on off days?

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Jul 11, 2008 9:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i'm sure his mom is very nice

and i bet she makes some damn good food.

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Jul 11, 2008 9:54 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow, hernandez...

he’s looking svelte. like he’s in the best shape of his life.

by zknower on Jul 11, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yes duck... WE KNOW!

TRAPEZOID!

"Jeremy Guthrie’s funny. Sneaky funny. Smart funny. Stanford funny."
-Kevbo

by dayzd toe on Jul 11, 2008 10:02 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow

is Sarfate pitching for the Red Sox?

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Jul 11, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fans didn't like that call

they’re used to everything being a called strike

by Bromo on Jul 11, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fahey's gonna hit a salami

I’m so serious.

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by SC on Jul 11, 2008 9:51 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

pesky pole bishes

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Jul 11, 2008 9:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

if that happens

I’ll eat my hat. And stop referring to him as a retard for a week.

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by exitfare on Jul 11, 2008 9:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HEY

that was no salami, so he’s still Jerry’s Kid

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by exitfare on Jul 11, 2008 9:53 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you asked for it

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by exitfare on Jul 11, 2008 9:58 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nice...

but it should be pink.

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-Kevbo

by dayzd toe on Jul 11, 2008 10:03 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it is

just weird lighting…..

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by exitfare on Jul 11, 2008 10:05 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nice! good eye, Razor

ya, i’m a hipppocratimus

by Y Not on Jul 11, 2008 9:51 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LET'S GO FAHEY!!!!

THIS IS WHERE YOU SHINE

by Y Not on Jul 11, 2008 9:51 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

way to lay off that strike fahey!

you got delcarmen right where you want him

by Y Not on Jul 11, 2008 9:51 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fahey's SO gonna hit a grand slam

He’s going to whomp the shit out of the ball.

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by SC on Jul 11, 2008 9:51 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh that was his pitch

that was a meatball

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by thewaywardO on Jul 11, 2008 9:51 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Faheys chance to show his dormant power...

"Whether your name is Gehrig or Ripken, DiMaggio or Robinson, or that of some youngster who picks up his bat or puts on his glove, you are challenged by the game of baseball to do your very best day in and day out. That's all I've ever tried to do."

by spike2131 on Jul 11, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Or a single

I’ll take that…

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by spike2131 on Jul 11, 2008 9:53 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

goddamn it

That was no salami, but I’ll take the two runs. Breathing room for bum shit Sherrill and his 4+ ERA.

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by SC on Jul 11, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HOLY SHIT

Did that just happen?

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by exitfare on Jul 11, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Brandon Fahey: RBI Machine

Nick Markakis: The Actual Greek God of Walks

by wickedwitch on Jul 11, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he can RAKE

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by SC on Jul 11, 2008 9:52 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YES FAY HEY

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Jul 11, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

not a grand slam

but I’ll take it right now.

by getxstoked on Jul 11, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hitting himself into the lineup

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by thewaywardO on Jul 11, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Millahhhhhh, please take note

Señor Fahey shows you how it’s done.

by zknower on Jul 11, 2008 9:53 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Millar wishes he was Fahey

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by SC on Jul 11, 2008 9:54 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Brian's no FAHEY

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by SC on Jul 11, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fay HAY Brandon, Fay HAY!

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Jul 11, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

cmon roberts

HIT FOR THE CYCLE!!

by Y Not on Jul 11, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

was the All-Star warming up?

Is he coming in? Mr. All-Star?

What a shitty pick he was. F the system, yo.

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by SC on Jul 11, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh fuck duh

I thought it was the ninth. You’re ALL with stupid.

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by SC on Jul 11, 2008 9:57 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"Jeremy Guthrie’s funny. Sneaky funny. Smart funny. Stanford funny."
-Kevbo

by dayzd toe on Jul 11, 2008 10:06 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and on that note...

I’ll just post the link due to decency ( I suppose)... but what does that have to with “I’m with stupid” GIS.

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-Kevbo

by dayzd toe on Jul 11, 2008 10:07 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i should like to tell you gusy

that i am drunk. and it’s good. oh so good to be drunk.

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Jul 11, 2008 9:56 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Halladay absolutely smoked the Yerks: 2 hit CG shutout.

So I tune in here just in time to see the Say-Hay Fahey Offensive Machine strike again. Whoa!

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by Titov on Jul 11, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow. give cito credit.

he eked out a win with garbage starter yest. and his ace paid off today.

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Jul 11, 2008 9:59 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fuck cito

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by SC on Jul 11, 2008 9:59 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don't like that leadoff single!

I don’t like the last two innings!

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by SC on Jul 11, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Half the jackoffs under 27 in the league where those stupid ass things.

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by SC on Jul 11, 2008 10:00 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this umpire is fucking retarded... really..

i won’t even call him biased.. he’s fuckin up calls left and right for both teams..

by Y Not on Jul 11, 2008 10:01 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HOLLA!

DP just for Anita

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by SC on Jul 11, 2008 10:02 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

she loves DP

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by exitfare on Jul 11, 2008 10:06 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

JJ IS BACK

BRING ON SHERRILL. RIGHT THE WRONGS OF YOUR PAST. PURGE YOURSELF FROM YOUR PAST SINS.
SAVVVEEEEEEE UUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSS

by Y Not on Jul 11, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Sawx are mediocre, ha-ha-ha! How does it feel, dipsticks?

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Jul 11, 2008 10:06 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dear George Sherrill,

if you can’t close a three run lead against the shitty part of Boston’s lineup… you don’t deserve to be a closer anymore.

by math_geek on Jul 11, 2008 10:07 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mike Timlin

That guy sucks….

"Whether your name is Gehrig or Ripken, DiMaggio or Robinson, or that of some youngster who picks up his bat or puts on his glove, you are challenged by the game of baseball to do your very best day in and day out. That's all I've ever tried to do."

by spike2131 on Jul 11, 2008 10:07 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Isn't Timlin like 75 years old?

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by exitfare on Jul 11, 2008 10:08 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Maybe they could put Okajima in

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by exitfare on Jul 11, 2008 10:08 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

20 seconds? ha-ha-ha-ha! Sometimes I'm running MINUTES behind-- and not in Moscow!

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Jul 11, 2008 10:22 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Anybody notice

who’s been missing tonight? Curiously.

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-Kevbo

by dayzd toe on Jul 11, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hmmmm.

dempsey? (i’m watching nesn feed so no idea)

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Jul 11, 2008 10:11 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

guessing Amber

I don’t know why Dempsey missing would be a surprise.

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by SC on Jul 11, 2008 10:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hate the NESN feed

Orsillo is decent, I like him, but Jerry Remy just talks about himself the entire game

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Jul 11, 2008 10:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i have jones at 1-0 STILL. no hit yet.

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Jul 11, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh wait. yes i do.

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Jul 11, 2008 10:10 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"Wasn't he uuhhh at San Diego as a coach?"

“Hmm.. let’s see… Ahh Minnesota.”

“Oh yeah.. Minnesota.. I was close..”

“San Diego… Minnesota… yeah..”

Nice.

by Y Not on Jul 11, 2008 10:10 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

stop with the pickoff throws, Tim Lin

This is like a fuckin video game. As soon as Adam takes three steps, Timlin throws over

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by SC on Jul 11, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Can we maybe stop swooning over Terry Lucky to Be in F*ckin' Baseball Crowley?!?

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Jul 11, 2008 10:12 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nice throw, All-Star

Good job, Captain.

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by SC on Jul 11, 2008 10:12 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jones got lucky it was a crap throw

"Whether your name is Gehrig or Ripken, DiMaggio or Robinson, or that of some youngster who picks up his bat or puts on his glove, you are challenged by the game of baseball to do your very best day in and day out. That's all I've ever tried to do."

by spike2131 on Jul 11, 2008 10:12 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There’s no luck about the crappiness of Jason Varitek.

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by SC on Jul 11, 2008 10:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

touche

"Whether your name is Gehrig or Ripken, DiMaggio or Robinson, or that of some youngster who picks up his bat or puts on his glove, you are challenged by the game of baseball to do your very best day in and day out. That's all I've ever tried to do."

by spike2131 on Jul 11, 2008 10:15 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it took exact same throw as ramOns shit throw the other nite

before the bynum boot

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Jul 11, 2008 10:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

adam effing jonez

up on your basepaths, runnin at will

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by thewaywardO on Jul 11, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mora's having a relatively productive game

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by exitfare on Jul 11, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dr. Jones!!!!

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Jul 11, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

7-3!

Melvin Mora is a mo-sheen.

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by SC on Jul 11, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

MEMLO WILL DELIVER ANOTHER RUNW

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Jul 11, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Anybody else hear that?

I think it was DD sighing in relief that he doesn’t have bring flat breezy

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-Kevbo

by dayzd toe on Jul 11, 2008 10:16 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

K

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Jul 11, 2008 10:16 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

triple off the monster

That’s right… I said it!!

"Jeremy Guthrie’s funny. Sneaky funny. Smart funny. Stanford funny."
-Kevbo

by dayzd toe on Jul 11, 2008 10:16 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs