Dear Pink-Hat Nation :

Fahey was a hero in the eighth, and did a passable impression of a major-leaguer by going 2 for 4 in this game with a run and 2 ribbies. 

Fahey was a goat in the ninth, and did a passable impression of Bynum doing his own impression of Bill Buckner.

Roberts hit 3/4 of the cycle, but missed the tater. 

Some stupid kid screamed "Let's Go Red Sox!" for three innings straight at the end of the game, while woo girls around him sipped their lattés and the players on the field refused to Go. 

And the Sheriff is back in the saddle.