Gameday Thread: Tigers (47-47) @ O's (45-48)
Detroit @ Baltimore
7:05 :: MASN :: 90° SE 5 MPH :: Rain: 10%
Today's Starting Pitchers GS IP ERA WHIP BAA HR BB K W-L Kenny Rogers - LH - #37 19 114.2 4.55 1.52 .293 11 45 44 6-6 Garrett Olson - LH - #18 14 73.1 5.65 1.57 .287 9 30 47 6-4
Kenny Rogers is 43 years old. Garrett Olson is 24. When Rogers was sneaking beers and partying down with JuCo co-eds, Olson was eating smushed peas. When Rogers was getting bombed in the '96 playoffs, Olson was...I dunno, probably watching that on TV.
One man is old.
The other man is young.
In one locker, there is Rogaine.
In the other, a PSP.
Who figured there would be a 1.5 game difference between the Tigers and Orioles on July 17?
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One man has balls
the other, not so much.
There should be a pool on when Olson’s meltdown du jour happens.
by fishoutawata on Jul 17, 2008 5:35 PM EDT 0 recs
Maybe Garrett could learn how to throw a greaseball.
That might help him the same way it’s helped Kenny over the years.
"We're excited about the future, but we also want to be excited about now." - Brian Roberts, 07/17/08
by getxstoked on Jul 17, 2008 5:42 PM EDT 0 recs
Who figured there would be a 1.5 game difference between the Tigers and Orioles on July 17?
Not me, fo sure. Plus we have a better farm system. They do have that Miguel Cabrera fella, though.
Librarians are hiding something
by dfa on Jul 17, 2008 5:49 PM EDT 0 recs
O's Lineup
1. BRob – 2B
2. Dr. Jones – CF
3. Markikass – RF
4. Audrey – DH
5. Kevbo – 1B
6. MelMo – 3B
7. Razor – C
8. Jay Payton – LF
9. Fahey – SS
I have work at 6 Nawlins time but I’ll be checking in during the night. Let’s start this 2nd half off with a win! Geaux Eaux’s!
Geaux Eaux's
by NawlinsOriole on Jul 17, 2008 5:51 PM EDT 0 recs
That stupid fuck
Fahey is playing
"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones
by exitfare on
Jul 17, 2008 6:04 PM EDT
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What is this the hire the handicapped progam?
Geaux Eaux's
by NawlinsOriole on
Jul 17, 2008 6:07 PM EDT
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Sadly, Fahey is our best option right now.
Cintron will be back in a week or so, I think.
"We're excited about the future, but we also want to be excited about now." - Brian Roberts, 07/17/08
by getxstoked on
Jul 17, 2008 6:38 PM EDT
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If only
There was a way to exchange a player or perhaps money for another shortstop.
by dtuck81 on
Jul 17, 2008 6:55 PM EDT
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that would be quite the accomplishment.
if only someone could find a way to make this work.
"We're excited about the future, but we also want to be excited about now." - Brian Roberts, 07/17/08
by getxstoked on
Jul 17, 2008 7:00 PM EDT
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i'd rather have a backstop instead of Fahey
"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones
by exitfare on
Jul 17, 2008 7:56 PM EDT
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"Jeremy Guthrie’s funny. Sneaky funny. Smart funny. Stanford funny."
-Kevbo
by dayzd toe on
Jul 18, 2008 8:30 AM EDT
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I'm so happy right now.
No Jim Hunter in the booth!
"We're excited about the future, but we also want to be excited about now." - Brian Roberts, 07/17/08
by getxstoked on
Jul 17, 2008 7:00 PM EDT
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Welcome Back Gary!
Hunter is far away from OPACY, where he belongs! Thank freaking God!
by Bee the Ball on Jul 17, 2008 7:03 PM EDT 0 recs
Over/Under
On the amount of times Jim Palmer says Terry Crowley’s name.
I say 7.
by dtuck81 on Jul 17, 2008 7:05 PM EDT 0 recs
I'll take the over.
"We're excited about the future, but we also want to be excited about now." - Brian Roberts, 07/17/08
by getxstoked on
Jul 17, 2008 7:06 PM EDT
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Contingent on how Adam Jones does tonight, I say.
by Bee the Ball on
Jul 17, 2008 7:08 PM EDT
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Blanton to the Phillies
For three prospects. Interesting.
by dkdc on Jul 17, 2008 7:08 PM EDT 0 recs
wow, Garrett, I didn't know you had that in you.
"We're excited about the future, but we also want to be excited about now." - Brian Roberts, 07/17/08
by getxstoked on Jul 17, 2008 7:09 PM EDT 0 recs
M.K. Olson
Is Erik Bedard 2004.
Of course Erik threw a fastball about 5mph quicker.
by dtuck81 on
Jul 17, 2008 7:10 PM EDT
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Mary-Kate
Shutting them down.
“I’m going to go put my cheese in the kitchen”
by dtuck81 on Jul 17, 2008 7:09 PM EDT 0 recs
Garrett found his groove! Garrett found his groove!
Adjustment period = over
by dkdc on Jul 17, 2008 7:10 PM EDT 0 recs
Yeah, what's this train wreck he's been coming out to lately?
by Bee the Ball on
Jul 17, 2008 7:12 PM EDT
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It's
We All Make Mistakes by Submersed.
Which is just fine if you like alternative rock music, but, it’s not really good to come up to.
Markakis, I think, comes up to country music.
by dtuck81 on
Jul 17, 2008 7:14 PM EDT
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A better at-bat song
Would be from the 5 second point to the 15 second point (the laugh) of Inside the Fire by Disturbed.
by dtuck81 on Jul 17, 2008 7:14 PM EDT 0 recs
the first 20 seconds or so of...
“Days of Revenge” by Ramallah
It’ll make you want to smash heads.
"We're excited about the future, but we also want to be excited about now." - Brian Roberts, 07/17/08
by getxstoked on
Jul 17, 2008 7:19 PM EDT
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He needs to
join M-Cab for dinner thru this series
by Bee the Ball on Jul 17, 2008 7:18 PM EDT 0 recs
Dammit.
Don’t throw that pitch to Sheffield ever.
"We're excited about the future, but we also want to be excited about now." - Brian Roberts, 07/17/08
by getxstoked on Jul 17, 2008 7:20 PM EDT 0 recs
He usually doesn't start to fall apart until the second time through the order
This is not good. I feel Loewen coming on, say, in the third.
by fishoutawata on Jul 17, 2008 7:21 PM EDT 0 recs
He is.
Unless he had some miraculous recovery from his elbow being made of glass over the last 3 days.
"We're excited about the future, but we also want to be excited about now." - Brian Roberts, 07/17/08
by getxstoked on
Jul 17, 2008 7:23 PM EDT
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JP
“These guys are going to whack it all over the ballpark”.
Only when Hunter does a game with you, Just for Men.
by dtuck81 on Jul 17, 2008 7:22 PM EDT 0 recs
Dennis Sarfate has a special place in my heart now.
Hes a Wrestling fan. Yes.
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words—"mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
-Jack Handey
by jobe on Jul 17, 2008 7:26 PM EDT 0 recs
Aubrey is owed approximately 8,000,000 make-up calls on the year.
"We're excited about the future, but we also want to be excited about now." - Brian Roberts, 07/17/08
by getxstoked on
Jul 17, 2008 7:27 PM EDT
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Jesus Melvin
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words—"mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
-Jack Handey
by jobe on Jul 17, 2008 7:29 PM EDT 0 recs
nice hitting, MelMo.
that’s a start on making up for Sunday.
"We're excited about the future, but we also want to be excited about now." - Brian Roberts, 07/17/08
by getxstoked on Jul 17, 2008 7:29 PM EDT 0 recs
Please stop
That horrible song when they score?
Here comes a Crowley reference, Jimmie.
by dtuck81 on Jul 17, 2008 7:31 PM EDT 0 recs
We are going to need a lot of runs tonight
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words—"mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
-Jack Handey
by jobe on Jul 17, 2008 7:31 PM EDT 0 recs
This is nice
but it’s all in vain. Mary-Kate, doncha know.
by fishoutawata on Jul 17, 2008 7:32 PM EDT 0 recs
Garret, if you could go ahead
and not give these runs right back, that would be greeeaaaaat
by Bee the Ball on Jul 17, 2008 7:32 PM EDT 0 recs
Inge is a really good third baseman
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words—"mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
-Jack Handey
by jobe on Jul 17, 2008 7:32 PM EDT 0 recs
Dammit, Melvin, you should have stayed at third.
"We're excited about the future, but we also want to be excited about now." - Brian Roberts, 07/17/08
by getxstoked on Jul 17, 2008 7:33 PM EDT 0 recs
Um, wow
The umpiring has been really really bad lately.
by dtuck81 on Jul 17, 2008 7:34 PM EDT 0 recs
No kidding.
"We're excited about the future, but we also want to be excited about now." - Brian Roberts, 07/17/08
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Jul 17, 2008 7:34 PM EDT
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WTF!!
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words—"mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
-Jack Handey
by jobe on Jul 17, 2008 7:34 PM EDT 0 recs
The umpires have a vendetta against the O's.
Douchenozzles.
"We're excited about the future, but we also want to be excited about now." - Brian Roberts, 07/17/08
by getxstoked on
Jul 17, 2008 7:36 PM EDT
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That was a strange inning.
I think Fahey was safe.
"We're excited about the future, but we also want to be excited about now." - Brian Roberts, 07/17/08
by getxstoked on Jul 17, 2008 7:34 PM EDT 0 recs
What the hell was that camera angle
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words—"mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
-Jack Handey
by jobe on Jul 17, 2008 7:38 PM EDT 0 recs
They’ve done it regularly the last couple series at Camden and it’s awful
by Bee the Ball on
Jul 17, 2008 7:38 PM EDT
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they did it for the Nats, too.
someone at MASN is in love with that shot.
"We're excited about the future, but we also want to be excited about now." - Brian Roberts, 07/17/08
by getxstoked on
Jul 17, 2008 7:41 PM EDT
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What
is with the worthless camera angle from behind the plate where you can’t see a damn thing??? Why are they sticking with this?
by Bee the Ball on Jul 17, 2008 7:38 PM EDT 0 recs
I'm thinking about it.
"We're excited about the future, but we also want to be excited about now." - Brian Roberts, 07/17/08
by getxstoked on
Jul 17, 2008 7:45 PM EDT
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It's ludicrous
that a ML team would give away two tickets to every fan in attendance.
by Bee the Ball on
Jul 17, 2008 7:47 PM EDT
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BRob! Nice hit.
Writing is God's way of showing you how sloppy your thinking is.
by typozzz on Jul 17, 2008 7:45 PM EDT 0 recs
the hell, Nick?
"We're excited about the future, but we also want to be excited about now." - Brian Roberts, 07/17/08
by getxstoked on Jul 17, 2008 7:49 PM EDT 0 recs
that was stoopid.
Writing is God's way of showing you how sloppy your thinking is.
by typozzz on Jul 17, 2008 7:49 PM EDT 0 recs
Running the bases like this
Is NOT “respecting the game”
by dtuck81 on Jul 17, 2008 7:49 PM EDT 0 recs
They do stupid things
Then wonder why they lose games.
by dtuck81 on Jul 17, 2008 7:51 PM EDT 0 recs
This team needs a baserunning coach
It’s just embarrassing
by fishoutawata on Jul 17, 2008 7:51 PM EDT 0 recs
there should be a stat for 1st/3rd base coaches
Greenlight runner who gets tagged out by a mile – GR/OBM
Writing is God's way of showing you how sloppy your thinking is.
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