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Gameday Thread: Royals (38-46) @ O's (42-40)

Kansas City Royals at Baltimore Orioles, Jul 2, 2008 7:05 PM EDT


7:05 :: MASN :: 85° W-12 MPH (S) :: Rain: 10%

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  Today's Starting Pitchers GS IP ERA WHIP BAA HR BB K W-L
Gil Meche - RH - #55 17 102.1 4.66 1.32 .255 12 35 82 6-8
Daniel Cabrera - RH - #40 17 109.1 4.53 1.41 .261 14 47 64 5-4

Yesterday started the real second half of the 2008 season. Seems like it's been kinda short, doesn't it?

Meche, career v. BAL: 96.2 IP, 3.26/1.31, 4-5
Cabrera, career v. KC: 44 IP, 2.25/1.23, 4-0

Guys that have had success against the opponent.

Cabrera has, well, hit a wall. After his May 20th start, his ERA stood at 3.48. He was oupitching even optimistic predictions, really, and going seven routinely.

Since then, his ERA has risen to 4.53. Why? The walks are back in some part. Over his last 42 innings, he's walked 23. Not as awful as he used to be, but pretty bad. But the walks aren't killing him. May 20 and prior, he had just twice given up more hits than innings he'd pitched. Since then, he's done it five times, and the other two starts had him giving up six in six innings and six in seven innings.

The lack of strikeouts -- a problem that started last season -- are hurting him. When he doesn't have his best stuff, he's going to get rocked. Plus, the fact is he's throwing almost all fastballs. That's a great theory, and it worked well for a little bit. But his fastball is not so good that he can work six-seven innings off of that pitch exclusively on a consistent basis. He doesn't blow it by anyone anymore. His K/9 is a really pedestrian 5.28, which gives him a pretty crappy K-to-BB ratio, too.

I'm really not trying to harsh any buzzes, but Cabrera's as good as he's going to get unless he suddenly figures out how to strike batters out again. He's a fourth/fifth starter that can eat up innings. Someday, I really think he'll put it together and have one outstanding season, maybe two. Lots of guys have them, and there's no reason Cabrera can't find a zone for one entire season sometime. He was more effective -- if ever so slightly -- in '05 and '06 than he has been this season. He's better than he was last year, sure, but it wasn't going to take much to top that dismal campaign.

But I've rambled about Danny C enough for right now. Go get 'em, champ. Throw a few good starts together and look attractive at the deadline.

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Alright, Danny, here's the deal...

You’re on my fantasy team, I’m currently up 13-0 in this week’s game, I’d really like to you return to the form you had against KC earlier in the year, or, better yet, like that one game you had against the Yankees that may have aired on some other four letter network…you can do this for me, Danny, I know you can.

p.s. Nick and Brian keep hitting, thanks.

by getxstoked on Jul 2, 2008 4:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of keep hitting

Is anyone else surprised that Huff and Luuuuke are tied for HRs at 14 apiece? It’s like Sherrill pulling a couple dozen saves out of his arse. I know Luuuke/Shutdown get a lot more time with our team, but still. Good numbers.

by blawk359 on Jul 2, 2008 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

just a comparison....

Huff
AB HR AVG RBI R SB
307 14 .277 47 46 2

Alex Rodriguez
AB HR AVG RBI R SB
237 16 .316 44 45 11

Yeah, I know, Huff has had 70 more AB, but STILL

by zknower on Jul 2, 2008 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

More stats

Huff: OPS+ 124
A-Rod: OP+ 163

SLIGHT difference.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

uhh

Hmm.

I uh.

Don’t compare Aubrey Huff to Alex Rodriguez. Get serious, Z. Get real.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 2, 2008 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was gently trying to point that out

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

O's Lineup

BRob – 2B
Markikass – RF
Audrey- 1B
Razor – C
Luuuuke – DH
MelMo – 3B
Jay- LF
Dr. Jones – CF
Fahey – SS
Danny Cabs – P

Geaux Eaux's

by NawlinsOriole on Jul 2, 2008 5:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

RAZOR is out cloeanup hitter?

I mean, I know he’s been hot th elast 2 weeks, but, really? Razor?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ramon’s been really unlucky this year. He’s hit the ball pretty hard.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 2, 2008 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

which is not to say he doesn't piss me off

but a good second half wouldn’t surprise me.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 2, 2008 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can see an uptick

but I don’t see a full-fledged second-half comeback.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah I agree

I think he’ll do better than he did in the first half but I don’t think it will be a monster second half.

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by NawlinsOriole on Jul 2, 2008 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s never had a monster anything. I’m just saying he’ll start hitting like Ramon Hernandez again.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 2, 2008 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he’ll do better than he did in the first half

Sure, he can’t do any worse!

Wolf, wolf, wolf.

by birdman on Jul 2, 2008 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

just repeat this to yourself

“At least it’s not Mora”

or, if that fails

“At least it’s not Fahey”

by getxstoked on Jul 2, 2008 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But it could be

1. B-Rob
2. Nicky
3. LUUUUUUUUUUKE
4. Aubrey
5. JayPay
6. Razor
7. Adam Jones, son!
8. MelMo
9. Lil’ Bro

Just sayin’.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nick-Luke-Aubrey

Three lefties in a row. Not happening.

Payton at five is just as bad as anything.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 2, 2008 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

unlees it's against the Yankees

and Pettite isn’t starting, DD’s done it a couple times already.

by getxstoked on Jul 2, 2008 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t disagree with the idea, either. As has been said before, they take this L-R shit too far.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 2, 2008 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Roch on O's Extra said

indeed, DD didn’t want 4 lefties in a row. And Brandon Fahey wasn’t an option. Yes, he said that. Sometimes, Roch is actually funny.

And, Roch confirms he asked George Sherrill why did JayPay flip his bill last nihgt. “Casue I blew two in a row,” Sherrill said.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You and your stupid facts

You’re the guy at the bar at 1 am who remembers stuff like, you know, the fumblerooskie has been outlawed, Buckner’s miscue didn’t really lose the Red Sox the Series, and that Hack-A-Shack actually DID work in the playoffs. Reality has a well-known liberal bias!

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was thinking

to put someone slightly faster than a dump truck in from of Ramon, instead of a dump truck in front of JayPay.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And in my ideal world

Jones is hitting at least 6th, if not 2nd or 3rd. I think if he’s sandwiched between B-Rob and Nicky, he’d do the job. But it’s complete gut instinct without a lick of data or analysis to back it up.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He doesn’t blow it by anyone anymore

I still find that strange. Didn’t he used to throw 96-97? He’s hitting 92 more often.. every once in a while 94.. do you think they told him to sacrifice velocity for control?

by Y Not on Jul 2, 2008 5:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The velocity isn’t the problem I don’t think. A lot of the time his fastball is straighter than a grizzly’s dick. Matt Anderson threw like 102 but these are big league hitters.

But yeah, he’s definitely dropped down and it has to be on purpose. I guess it’s all they could really do.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 2, 2008 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think it was Millar who said

You can time a missle if you see it enough times.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

According to Walter Matthau, apparently.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 2, 2008 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What movie is THAT from?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Grumpy Old Men

“Gustafson’s straight as a grizzly’s dick, he’d never cheat on his taxes!”

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 2, 2008 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

KC Lineup

1 David DeJesus -LF
2 Mike Aviles – SS
3 Alex Gordon – 3B
4 Jose Guillen – DH
5 Mark Grudzielanek -2B
6 Mark Teahen – RF
7 Ross Gload – 1B
8 John Buck – C
9 Joey Gathright – CF

Geaux Eaux's

by NawlinsOriole on Jul 2, 2008 5:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

For those who are interested

Adam Jones’ OPS has finally climbed up to .700 last night.

by math_geek on Jul 2, 2008 6:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

woo

He’s almost adequate offensively.

I’m not busting. Not really anyway.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 2, 2008 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How does that compare with Markakis' 1st year

Is it a similar trajectory or is Jones’ climb to adequacy a bit less pronounced?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In May 2006 Markakis had a OBP of .270 and a SLG of .288

He was batting .182—AVG doesn’t mean much, but in this case it meant he was BAD

In June his OBP was .403!!!! and his SLG was .400, so he still wasn’t hitting for power at all, but he has gotten quite good at getting on base.

by math_geek on Jul 2, 2008 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ALMOST

His OPS+ is now 87. Gettin’ close….

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

if you could direct me to a primer on OPS+ i'd be quite grateful

i know statistics, but i’ve never figured out how that works

by math_geek on Jul 2, 2008 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's one I'm still getting a grasp on myself

but I know 100 is league average. I think.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here's a link from

Hardball Times with a quick explanation.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But his fastball is not so good that he can work six-seven innings off of that pitch exclusively on a consistent basis.

When his fastball has that sinking action, ti’s pretty good enough to work off exclusively. The problem is that he can’t consistently put that sinking action on his pitches. Anyways, TRADE HIM!!!

Wolf, wolf, wolf.

by birdman on Jul 2, 2008 6:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that's what I was saying, but said better

He’s not good enough with it often enough.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 2, 2008 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He needs that ball to sink

or he needs a changeup. He’s got to have one or the other. Because hitters will catch up to ANY fastball that doesn’t move.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

David DeJesus looks pretty uncomfortable

But not unconfortable enough, apparently.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 7:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice way to kick the game off, dickhead.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 2, 2008 7:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm guessing that's not what the game plan was for Daniel

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why do we always have to come from behind?!?!?

I’m getting a little tired of it.

Geaux Eaux's

by NawlinsOriole on Jul 2, 2008 7:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

nice throw, Melvin

Dumbass.

Nice tag, Aubrey. F’real.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 2, 2008 7:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

We better get a decent SS prospect for him

in about 4 weeks.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

dudes,

let’s not give up after one inning, okay?

i have to get in the car for 2.5 hours now, so instead of watching this game on my computer, i’ll be listening to john fucking sterling and suzyn fucking waldman.

blechhh.

by zknower on Jul 2, 2008 7:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You know, XM would solve that for ya

Just sayin’.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tweedle-dee and Tweedle-dum

Both of their voices are worse than nails on a chalkboard.

by MiamiMagic on Jul 2, 2008 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Waldman’s so hideous that Sterling has to calm her down sometimes. I mean consider THAT.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 2, 2008 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK, those Dos Eques commercials are awesome

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 7:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

1-0 PHN

Pedroia went yard off of Kazmir

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by NawlinsOriole on Jul 2, 2008 7:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

jesus, Gary

“It’s why Meche has struggled against Baltimore in his career. Four wins, five losses.”

HIS ERA AGAINST BALTIMORE CAREER IS 3.2f-ing6

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 2, 2008 7:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

Gary: “There’s Roberts being Roberts.”

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by NawlinsOriole on Jul 2, 2008 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Behind Kinsler, right?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

exactly

Dustin Pedroia can kiss my ass

by math_geek on Jul 2, 2008 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't, don't believe, don't believe the hype....

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Many female fans would like to

and I imagine a statisically significant portion of male fans as well.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

DONG

DONG DONG DONG DONG

HUFF > A-ROD

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by SC on Jul 2, 2008 7:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It got over the line!

Way to drag that one out, Gary.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 7:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'll take any O's HR

that the umps deem fit to award us

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

more fun from Gary

“Aubrey had an outstanding June, and has carried it over into July.”

July is two days old. That was pre-HR, but I was helping hamburger.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 2, 2008 7:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Better than helping tuna....

Seriously, we gotta find you an SO that knows how to cook….

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

my girlfriend can cook

So can I, really, but fuck it. Hamburger Helper is good, easy and cheap.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 2, 2008 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good, easy and cheap

is usually a pretty safe way to go with food.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He went golfing on that one...

“Wow, is he hot.” I think Gary has a man-crush.

by MiamiMagic on Jul 2, 2008 7:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wow, the radio feed is so slow,

you guys called the HR a good 30-40 secs before I heard it happen.

Wolf, wolf, wolf.

by birdman on Jul 2, 2008 7:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Spoiler alert

I’ll TRY and remember that

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I tthink he does get meth, though...

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Separated at birth?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm talking, but grumbling, and you can feel it coming...

AND NOW I’M FUCK YELLING

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 2, 2008 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's not a word, it's a comma

Thus spake Lewis Black on his use of “fuck.”

But I am a fan. I’m sure you’re shocked.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I make fun, but I love Lewis Black.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 2, 2008 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Some good stuff

Lewis Black on the president. From Red, White and Screwed.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was a show that grew on me

I wasn’t huge on it at first, but it got better on repeated viewings.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 2, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

DD is rotating the older guys pretty well

Instead of the forfeit lineups we used to see out of Brain Surgeon Sam

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 7:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Not a bad way to bounce back after falling behind

I really do think I’m starting to develope a man crush on Mr. Huff.

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by NawlinsOriole on Jul 2, 2008 7:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

man

There is not so little you could get for Mark Grudzielanek at the deadline if you were the Royals that it’s not justifiable.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 2, 2008 7:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wait, did I teleport back to one of my daughter's softball games?

‘Cause I’ve seen my 11 year old do that with a man on 1st. But a MLB pitcher?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 7:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

sometimes i wonder if aubrey is the greatest ball player in the world

or just america.

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Jul 2, 2008 7:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I say the galaxy

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by SC on Jul 2, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

For at least the last 2 weeks

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

jesus, Daniel

I know it’s tough to field when you’re that tall, but man is it frustrating.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 2, 2008 7:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Aubrey Huff is DA MAN at 1st tonight.

And the O’s got another call.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 7:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

aubrey huff can fly

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Jul 2, 2008 7:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And has x-ray vision

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Jul 2, 2008 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Adam Jones, son!

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 7:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HOLY COW HOW DID MEMLO GET ON?

UNSTOPPLABLE

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Jul 2, 2008 7:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What a beast

Six Game hit streak son!

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by NawlinsOriole on Jul 2, 2008 7:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

how come my man freddy the bee ain't starting?

fire trembley NOW.

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Jul 2, 2008 7:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

goddammit i hate fahey.

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Jul 2, 2008 7:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He's not due for another hit

until the 7th inning of tomorrow’s game

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just delays its arrival

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow Fahey

You are truly worthless

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by NawlinsOriole on Jul 2, 2008 7:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

DD callin' teh bunt

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by duck on Jul 2, 2008 7:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So much for that

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK, 1 batter early on the bunt call....

Pay attention, Dave!

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm sure he's trying

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't get me wrong, a decent trade offer and I'll pack his locker

It’s just I’m sure the idea of getting the ball down had crossed his mind. It ain’t lack of effort. Which, in my mind, is actually worse.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nicky so wanted to throw that ball to 3rd.....

and thankfully didn’t. Nice fake to keep the batter at 1st, though.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 7:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So, tie game, but bases cleared and 2 outs

He’s no George Sherrill, that’s for sure.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 7:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice Danny

That’s what I’m talking about

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by NawlinsOriole on Jul 2, 2008 7:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This has a 8-7 feel to it.

I just hope it’s the O’s getting the 8

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 7:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That a Boy Kakes

10 Game Hit Streak!

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by NawlinsOriole on Jul 2, 2008 7:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Aubrey smoked that ball

Too bad the SS was right there.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 7:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

aubrey huff is very articulate and also a man of deep thought

in addition, he is a fine ballplayer.

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Jul 2, 2008 7:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I was extremely impressive with his exhaustive analysis of his approach

“About a month and a half ago, I just stopped thinking so much.”

Ah, to be burdened with the intellect of Aubrey Huff.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i, too, was extremely impressive

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Jul 2, 2008 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey is thorne doing blow?

i just heard him say something about “the white lines”

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Jul 2, 2008 7:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

well we got the run

Shouldn’t have tried for three, but hey.

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by SC on Jul 2, 2008 7:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Great base running, Razor

You did your job, Luke.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 7:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LUUUUUKE

not so much for Ramon

by math_geek on Jul 2, 2008 7:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Remember what I said about dump trucks upthread?

Yeah, that.

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by duck on Jul 2, 2008 7:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LUUUUUUKE!!!!!

Way to screw it up Razor.

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by NawlinsOriole on Jul 2, 2008 7:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

nice balk, butthole

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by SC on Jul 2, 2008 8:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

A balk, a homer, a wild pitch,

but still no walks!

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words—"mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
-Jack Handey

by jobe on Jul 2, 2008 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What the Fuck are you doing Dumbass!

I swear he has no brain.

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by NawlinsOriole on Jul 2, 2008 8:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What the Fuck are doing Dumbass!

I swear he has no brain.

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by NawlinsOriole on Jul 2, 2008 8:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

if i may suggest an alternat theory

he’s actually out there thinking too damn much ….. and having brain freezes.

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Jul 2, 2008 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what if kranitz grabbed cabrera and roman by the ears

and conked their heads together.

i wish he had done that. it would have been so funny.

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Jul 2, 2008 8:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wow that's a great promotion

if they break the sunday losing streak your ticket stub is good for another game

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Jul 2, 2008 8:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

man

Are Buck and Gary just dumb or what? Do they REALLY not understand why Meche is in Kansas City and not somewhere else?

Did Buck just get hit in the nuts? John Buck, I mean.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 2, 2008 8:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

OHHHHH, God. Oh man.

Good luck, John.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 2, 2008 8:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This is going to be on blooper tapes for years.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 2, 2008 8:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

oh jeez his nards got pwned

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Jul 2, 2008 8:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I feel for you brother

that fucking sucks

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by NawlinsOriole on Jul 2, 2008 8:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

aww

Bring out a stretcher!

A stretcher for his balls?

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 2, 2008 8:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

lol

thorne … “he doesn’t wear a big protector down there.”

well not everybody is hung like gary, ya know.

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Jul 2, 2008 8:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

good for you, John Buck

I would’ve fucken taken the rest of the day off, I think.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 2, 2008 8:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Buck Martinez:

“That is a very difficult situation.”

hahaha

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by NawlinsOriole on Jul 2, 2008 8:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

respect the nardular contusion, man!

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Jul 2, 2008 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It more than hurts. That shit is disabling. I’m stunned he didn’t vomit.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 2, 2008 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

to the nut sack??

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 2, 2008 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'd have to see a replay

but i’m not actually sure that was a sackular connection.

coulda just been sausage.

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Jul 2, 2008 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

man

I played for years and was never once hit in the nut sack with a baseball. Maybe it doesn’t happen as much as you think. Maybe you’re super unlucky.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 2, 2008 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You were super lucky

I took THREE this year just warming up our pitchers. Thank god they don’t throw fast…

Of course, that may say more about my ability to play catcher…

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ask Chris Snyder

How lucky he feels these days…

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here's the video

if you’re up to it.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh lord

I can’t even read that without cringing.

by Pack Man on Jul 2, 2008 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah I use to play catcher

It fucking sucks get one off the ground into your nuts.

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by NawlinsOriole on Jul 2, 2008 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was the thing that surprised me...

the first time I took a really bad shot (I used to catch). Yeah, it hurts like hell, but you really want to throw up so bad. That’s a really odd reaction.

by MiamiMagic on Jul 2, 2008 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seen kids do that

in wrestling practice. Take a knee when you don’t see it coming and don’t protect yourself….you’re done for the day.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ah god

Not Jeremy. Calm down, Adam Jones.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 2, 2008 8:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What happened?

Lost the TV

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Guthrie got hit with a line drive in the dugout

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by SC on Jul 2, 2008 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great

Beautiful.

Why couldn’t it be Fahey???

I know, because he was in the on-deck circle, but still….

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

aw piss

Really good bunt by Fahey, too.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 2, 2008 8:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

god is testing st. guts.

it’s like the guy who almost had to knife his son and they god was all, dude wtf?

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Jul 2, 2008 8:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That would be Abraham

Things worked out pretty well for him in the end.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

did he win a cy young?

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Jul 2, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he might have....

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damnit

I thought that was going to be a DONG for the DOC

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by NawlinsOriole on Jul 2, 2008 8:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And then he bunts one really fast and hard to second base.

Fuck you Fahey!

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 2, 2008 8:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HE IS WHO WE THOUGHT HE WAS!

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

PUT HIM ON THE HOOK

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 2, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

somebody should kick fah hey in the nuts

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Jul 2, 2008 8:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah, Cintron

Tell us about all you learned from Roberto Alomar, and then explain, in detail, what has prevented you from implementing this great knowledge. Do ya suck?

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 2, 2008 8:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wish I could see it...

:(

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

more like uncomfortable

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words—"mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
-Jack Handey

by jobe on Jul 2, 2008 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, 'cause you being hurt

and Fahey in the lineup is REALLY putting a charge into the batting order…

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll post a FanPost

but Albers has decided AGAINST surgery for now. 2 months of rehab.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 8:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah

Gurry said that MacPhail and Albers figured the calendar is working for them to at least try rehab. If it fails (it will) you can easily go back to surgery.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 2, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i don't know the clinical success rate

but, anecdotally at least, rehab seems to be a low success option.

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Jul 2, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I rad that

but the odds of rehab actually being a long-term fix are virtually zilch. Why not have the surgery now, and start the clock on coming back next year? This way, if he gets cut in September instead of July, he misses almost all of NEXT year, too, instead of possibly being back by next year’s ASG break.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who knows? It seems dumb to me, too.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 2, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you don't say

Well then I retract my statement.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 2, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hopefully, it works out that way

But it read to me like Albers actually expected to avoid surgery altogether, and that’s just not going to happen.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah that's not too likely.

Although he could pitch effectively for a year or two before the surgery – that would probably be worth it.

by O'sFan21 on Jul 2, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

For us, not him.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And I wonder

just how effectively he could pitch with a torn labrum. Any MLB pitchers do this lately and have success?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

UCL has a MUCH higher rate

of pitchers coming back to do well. Some even say they INCREASE velocity after having the two surgeries. Torn labrum’s a whole different deal.

As my ortho told me when I had to get a ‘scope for a torn rotator cuff, “It will be really close to 100%. But it will never be 100% again. Make sure you understand that.”

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

FTA...
But if pitchers with torn labrums were horses, they’d be destroyed. Of the 36 major-league hurlers diagnosed with labrum tears in the last five years, only midlevel reliever Rocky Biddle has returned to his previous level. Think about that when your favorite pitcher comes down with labrum trouble: He has a 3 percent chance of becoming Rocky Biddle.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's true...

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wired Wednesday

Seems like a nice guy - maybe delusional - but Alex Cintron is no Jamie Walker.

Damn thang’s HOT.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 2, 2008 8:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wired Wednesday will never be better than that.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

alex cintron

just broke some news … he wants to be a coach one day

(sure beats workin)

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Jul 2, 2008 8:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Top of the Order coming up

Let’s get some damn runs.

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by NawlinsOriole on Jul 2, 2008 8:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ahahaha

I could listen to Sam Elliott say “Coors” all day.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 2, 2008 8:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't get TOO used to it

we still need to see what brands survive the Miller-Coors merger. Although the Coors signature brand is safe, I would assume.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

THEY CAN HAVE MY HIGH LIFE

WHEN THEY PRY IT FROM MY DRUNK ASS FINGAZ

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Jul 2, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

High Life won't die

Can’t die.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 2, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

if anything

I’d expect regular Coors - the beer of Smokey and The Bandit - to get higher distribution now.

They can get the fuck rid of crap like Miller Chill.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 2, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

MILLER CHILL = MULLET ZIMA

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Jul 2, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wnder who gets chopped off...

Coors Light or Miller Lite?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

neither

No reason both can’t exist. Plus they’re both too popular to mess with people. You knock one off and you just created a whole lot of Bud Light drinkers, reluctant or not.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 2, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm guessing they cull some of the

“designer” beers they both distribute.

FTA: “The venture will also create a portfolio of import and craft beers that will include Blue Moon and Molson from the Coors side and the Leinenkugel brands, Peroni, Pilsner Urquell and Grolsch from Miller.”

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BIRDLAND. Birdland. Birdland.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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Bad Left Hook

by SC on Jul 2, 2008 8:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Was that a SECTION for the dugout club? If so, lotta folks wearing green chairs to the game.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 2, 2008 8:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Works for me

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

whoa

Nearly a hell of a play by Gathright. I’ll take it, though. Better for me that he lost it.

4-2 O’s

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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Bad Left Hook

by SC on Jul 2, 2008 8:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That was a stupendous effort...

If I wasn’t an Orioles fan, I would say I wish he’d have caught it. Wow.

by MiamiMagic on Jul 2, 2008 8:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Now I'm really pissed

my wife took over the TV….

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That sucks

I’m sorry man

Geaux Eaux's

by NawlinsOriole on Jul 2, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

here's a grab ..... it was that good

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Jul 2, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was good

and you;re good to do that so quick.

MLB GameDay will have the video soon enough…

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i just put the wompers on the tubes and press upload

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Jul 2, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The miracles of modern technology....

and a video card that can accept a incoming TV signal, and software to do screen graps of a frame of video. And a bitchin’ CPU.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

my CPU is the aubrey huff of the computer world

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Jul 2, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Apparently

and your internet connection if the LUUUUUUKE Scott….

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 2, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i don't want to get technical but

i can throughput more than twenty wompers per nanotuba

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Jul 2, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It may not be a home run

but we may just have a rally going.

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words—"mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
-Jack Handey

by jobe on Jul 2, 2008 8:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

whoops

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words—"mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
-Jack Handey

by jobe on Jul 2, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn nice try Joey

4-2 O’s That’s what I’m talking about baby

Geaux Eaux's

by NawlinsOriole on Jul 2, 2008 8:30 PM EDT