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Royals (38-47) at Orioles (43-40), 7:05 PM EDT

Kansas City Royals at Baltimore Orioles, Jul 3, 2008 7:05 PM EDT


7:05 :: MASN :: 85° NWN-9 MPH  :: Rain: 10%

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Today's Starting Pitchers

GS

IP

ERA

WHIP

BAA

HR

BB

K

W-L

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Kyle Davis (RH)

6

32.1

3.34

1.61

.288

1

16

15

3-1

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Garrett Olson (LH)

12

64.1

4.76

1.46

.273

7

24

43

6-3

KANSAS CITY 

D. DeJesus cf

M. Grudzielanek 2b  

A. Gordon 3b            

J. Guillen lf

B. Butler dh

M. Olivo c

M. Teahen rf

R. Gload 1b

T. Pena Jr. ss

ROYALS

.323   

.306   

.262   

.277   

.272   

.266   

.254   

.260   

.154

BALTIMORE 

B. Roberts 2b 

N. Markakis rf

A. Huff dh

R. Hernandez c

L. Scott lf

M. Mora 3b

K. Millar 1b

A. Jones cf

B. Fahey ss

ORIOLES

.295   

.289   

.277   

.252   

.276   

.228   

.239   

.273   

.200

Garrett Olson has pitched okay this year, better than might have been expected, given how heavily the team has relied on him.

Kyle Davies has given up 8 earned runs over his last 7-2/3 innings, after some good starts following his recall from AAA Ottawa Omaha (remember Ottawa?).

The Orioles (43-40) have won 17 of their last 20 games against the Royals (38-47), including a 9-1 record at home while hitting .319 with 12 homers and 61 runs. Baltimore’s lone loss in that span came in Monday’s 6-5, 11-inning defeat, which opened the four-game series.

I'd say more, but there's a guy being arrested across the street, and I'm going to go watch. -zk

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Sorry for the formatting

I lack SC’s html skillz, and me and ZK ended up working on it at the same time, without knowing it, so I left him to finish it. I know, too much inside baseball, but that’s why it looks different tonight than past GameDay threads. I’m too ADD to sit down and figure out how to replicate SC’s exact formatting.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 6:50 PM EDT reply actions  

that was a total CF

i should ahve known you’d be in there.

where did you get your WHIP figures?

by zknower on Jul 3, 2008 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

YahooSports

Very good stats on their site

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I'll start cleaning it up

and try and not mix bleach with ammonia….

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

MASN

Is anyone else’s MASN channel sound garbled? Mine sounds a little like when I was a kid and would yell into a box fan trying to imitate the chipmunks. Alvin, Simon, Theoharis…

by brooksflow on Jul 3, 2008 6:53 PM EDT reply actions  

+1 for teh Alvin, Simon...

Theoharis

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, it is.

Not during the commercials, though.

by getxstoked on Jul 3, 2008 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course not :)

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nicky rockin' the beard

That ain’t no 5 o’clock shadow. Good for him.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Nicky's golden

That whole Greek thing working for him, you know….short of committing a felony (and even then, it may have to involve firearms or a minor), Nicky’s here to stay.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tag was there

Throw was just a little late on a play that shouldn’t have even been anywhere near close. Credit Nicky’s arm for even making it a play that needed an umpire’s call.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

better sound

sounds better now. guess it was the pre-game garble. if anyone gets raycom for acc coverage then we’d be able to argue over what’s worse. raycom or masn. hell, throw fox sports south in the mix and we’ve got three parts of a joe buck voltron.

by brooksflow on Jul 3, 2008 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Here's the only Joe Buck I need...

Joe Buck Yourself

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

And don't tell anyone

but that wasn’t a bad 1st inning for Garrett

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Aubrey Huff for Mayor!

‘Cause Baltimore may need a new one sooner rather than later…

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Did you see DD's presser last night...

where he said he was glad Ramon hit so well, so he didn’t have to answer questions about putting him in cleanup?

by MiamiMagic on Jul 3, 2008 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

love it.

i like how DD calls it like it is.

by zknower on Jul 3, 2008 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

yeah I saw it.

Geaux Eaux's

by NawlinsOriole on Jul 3, 2008 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

In case you didn't

here it is.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow.

the new gameday looks so strange.

it’s almost like Bases Loaded for the NES

by Y Not on Jul 3, 2008 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

"Say goodbye to that"

Indeed, Gary. That was a rope…

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, there's KC's home run for tonight.

It took Garret until the second to give it up, though.

by getxstoked on Jul 3, 2008 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, that's improvement!

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good.

Now we can come back from being behind.

by zknower on Jul 3, 2008 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Pressers

Is there anywhere to watch/listen to the pressers in full? Usually Masn cuts away. When Trembley was telling that story the other night about Dizzy Dean and Pee Wee Reese they cut away a bit early. I was kind of disappointed b/c I love hearing random baseball stories.

AND SHIT…

by brooksflow on Jul 3, 2008 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

MASNsports.com

Doesn’t give the whole thing, but usually 4-5 minutes, better than what’s available on TV.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks

I’ll check that out. I feel fortunate to at least to have Masn here in NC on dtv. I’ve read here and many other places about the cable and mlb.com clusterf in the vacation variety land

by brooksflow on Jul 3, 2008 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

And that story is on the game page for that game

Here’s the link – I think. Tuesday’s game, right?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're over-reaching, amber

downtown was rejuvenated long before camden yards.

see:
• harborplace
• science center
• aquarium

POACY just caught the wave that other braver people had started.

by zknower on Jul 3, 2008 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

poacy?

are you making the ballpark european?

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on Jul 3, 2008 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Quel horreur! Quel fromage! Ca sera "des" Yards Camden, s'il te plait!

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on Jul 3, 2008 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

(Salot? C'est du slang? Pas "salaud"? Oui, Monsieur Smarty Pantalons, c'est moi.)

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on Jul 4, 2008 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

Camden Chat
Bad Left Hook

by Scott Christ on Jul 4, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mais si, espece de cochon, j'ai le droit! C'est toi qui m'a dit "L'etat, c'est toi"?

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on Jul 4, 2008 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously, James Rouse was drawing up his plans

in the 1970s. Schaeffer, despite what I personally think of him, was raising awareness and twisting arms to get tenants into Inner Harbor in the early 1980s. OPACY was one of teh last pieces of the puzzle.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Schaeffer ROCKED in the 80s.

It was after he became governor that he fell down the rabbit hole.

by zknower on Jul 3, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet he didn't call YOUR part of the state

a shithouse, did he?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was going to ask...

if you were from the Eastern Shore. That’s most people’s beef with ‘em.

by MiamiMagic on Jul 3, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Salisbury

And no, we never forgave him. The perception was, anything he did for the Shore in terms of roads or construction was done only to get Baltimorons to OC faster, and not for us.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm from Essex...

I can relate to people calling your part of town shitty.

by MiamiMagic on Jul 3, 2008 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Must....resist.....snotty.....comeback....

Anyway, I drank with dude from Essex ONCE in college. Safe to say, I learned my lesson.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

All I'm saying is

Essex is the kind of place where people from Salisbury look at you and say, “Damn, that’s some rednecks there.”

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd say Essex wins

although I really need to revist Hagerstown and Cumberland to make sure…..and La Plata is sure in the running.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey now...

Cumberland is way more redneck than Hagerstown, at least, in my opinion.

[native hagerstonian]

by getxstoked on Jul 3, 2008 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Would I make that up?

Here’s an excerpt from C. Fraser Smith’s book. Use the hand tool to scroll down just a bit on the actual book page…

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

um, okay.

but in context, it looks like he was working for the eastern shore and then they all voted against him.

i’m sure there’s more to the story.

SHIT. WTF Olson?

by zknower on Jul 3, 2008 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you're the governor...

you probably shouldn’t alienate half your state. I understand the anger, but don’t say it in public.

by MiamiMagic on Jul 3, 2008 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately

we ain’t half. We ain’t even close. Population wise, we’re maybe a tenth.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, i think you gotta figure...

population’s concentrated in moco, the pg and baltimore metro.

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on Jul 3, 2008 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty much

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Definitely

I’d be for teh Shore seceeding and joing the ES of VA and DE to form the state of Delmarva in a heartbeat. Will never happen, though – MD won’t give up OC’s tax base.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously...

does the panhandle and Miami have ANYTHING in common?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's that

Enemy of my enemy if my friend…..

Who does the panhandle root for?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

One good thing about MD

only 1 state university to root for.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, if land mass counted

Montana would have more electoral votes than NY.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, Schaeffer says that

but it seemed to us that all those roads he built went to OC…

and the other urban legend is, he rigged the MD Lotto so no one from the Shore would win. I have no idea how the hell that one started, but it’s still down here.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

NICE DP

Way to keep the ball down Olson

Geaux Eaux's

by NawlinsOriole on Jul 3, 2008 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

hmmmm....

so, with the way things have been going does LUUUUUUUKE go bomb or does that responsibility fall to MelMo or MILLAH?

by getxstoked on Jul 3, 2008 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Bynum telling how

his first BB practice, he grabbed a catcher’s mitt to play OF.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

And

He likes Cool Ranch Doritos.

by dtuck81 on Jul 3, 2008 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, there's at least one redeeming value to him...

Cool Ranch Doritos rock.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

is it me...

or does everyone get the vibe that bynum totally has that “future 1st or 3rd base coach” thing about him?

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on Jul 3, 2008 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why didn't

Amber turn around and show us?

by dtuck81 on Jul 3, 2008 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Amber looks like she's in high school

ready to play field hockey or something.

by zknower on Jul 3, 2008 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

fwiw...

amber, sporting the age appropriate wardrobe this evening, looks very professional.

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on Jul 3, 2008 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

i guess we disagree, but i didn’t see the other outfits.

meanwhile, we’re making kyle davies look like cy young.

by zknower on Jul 3, 2008 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's early..

hopefully we can adjust to his adjustments the second time around..

by Y Not on Jul 3, 2008 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bynum's easy to root for

And he’s got that Wilson, NC countrified demeanor

by brooksflow on Jul 3, 2008 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Why

Does this guy have a hot chick in the McDonald’s commerical and he’s going to spend time playing Coke Bottles?

by dtuck81 on Jul 3, 2008 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Some sort of strange foreplay thing?

People are into some strange things out there.

by getxstoked on Jul 3, 2008 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jinx!

Buy me a Coke.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Foreplay, dude, foreplay...

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

isn't that the trend of commercials?

the dope/lummox of a guy w/ the j. crew model type woman?

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on Jul 3, 2008 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh wait

That’s the whole “pretending to care about what she likes” crap.

by dtuck81 on Jul 3, 2008 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not drinking and driving

Goes double for you, Gary the Drunk

by dtuck81 on Jul 3, 2008 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Dammitt, Garrett

A HR every other inning is not going to get it done.

And that guy didn’t have ANY HR before you gave that up.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

what the fuck?

Tony Pena Jr goes yard?

Garrett, you need to do a lot to make up for that shit.

by getxstoked on Jul 3, 2008 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK, OLSON!

that’s basically like giving up a bomb to luis luis. congrats, dipshit!

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on Jul 3, 2008 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Tony Pena Jr?!?!

what the fuck is this shit

Geaux Eaux's

by NawlinsOriole on Jul 3, 2008 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

T-Minus

2 minutes until another “bats break” convo.

by dtuck81 on Jul 3, 2008 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

The "this game counts"

Crap makes as much sense as the “Arch Deluxe” sandwich viral marketing campaign.

by dtuck81 on Jul 3, 2008 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

see...

you said arch deluxe, i heard mcdlt. generations!

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on Jul 3, 2008 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet

Aubrey likes McRib sandwiches.

by dtuck81 on Jul 3, 2008 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Methinks tonight ain't Garret's night

When Grud is going 2-2 and it’s only the 3rd, it ain’t your night.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Why

Does the dude from the last place game care if the AL wins homefield advantage? How about the fact a guy from the AL team might be traded to an NL team later on, thereby screwing themselves?

by dtuck81 on Jul 3, 2008 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Sure glad D-Cabs saved the bullpen last night

‘Cause Garrett’s gonna burn through it tonight.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

We need a double play ball here

And then a lot of runs.

A whole lot of runs.

by getxstoked on Jul 3, 2008 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, you got the DP

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

see youse later

I am off to try Lucali’s for the first time.

Psyched!

Nothing here worth watching right now anyway.

by zknower on Jul 3, 2008 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

you cosmopolitan motherfucker...

that pie looks pretty damn good, i must say.

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on Jul 3, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

good lord, it was awesome.

that is maybe the best pizza i’ve ever had. certainly hte best i’ve had in nyc, and that’s saying a lot.

by zknower on Jul 3, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mary Kate

She’s the bulimic one, throwing back up whatever (lead) is fed her…

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait, which is the evil one again?

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on Jul 3, 2008 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

billy butler's 2nd homer of the season

tony pena’s first of the season..

you suck

by Y Not on Jul 3, 2008 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah

it’s one thing to give up a jack to Gordon but fucking Pena and Butler, come on.

Geaux Eaux's

by NawlinsOriole on Jul 3, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still

Blame Jim Hunter, even though I think one of those losses has 3DG doing the pbp.

How about a “Ban Jim Hunter” Day?

by dtuck81 on Jul 3, 2008 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Olson looks like a whole lot of suck shit so far.

So many pitches just floating in there middle of the plate.

by O'sFan21 on Jul 3, 2008 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

The Bird

Was like “WTF just happened?!”

by dtuck81 on Jul 3, 2008 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

that was pretty classic.

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on Jul 3, 2008 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I finally found

The name/artist for that horrid horrid song earlier today.

by dtuck81 on Jul 3, 2008 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's

“We All Make Mistakes” by Submersed.

by dtuck81 on Jul 3, 2008 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

lame.

I think you should be required to use metal or rap as at-bat music

by getxstoked on Jul 3, 2008 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think

I’d rather listen to country than whatever that song is.

by dtuck81 on Jul 3, 2008 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's not ALL bad....

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

But

Probably not at-bat appropriate.

by dtuck81 on Jul 3, 2008 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

That I will not argue

It is not at-bat worthy. Just like Opera and most chamber music.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is he back to the rap stuff?

Sorry, I just fail to see the appeal of most rap music after PE’s “Fear of a Black Planet” except Jay-Z’s “99 Problems,” and that’s just because he has that hard guitar and drum. I blame Eminem and his light piano riff beats for the downfall of rap. And I’m positive the rap community cares about what a white 39- y.o. father of 2 thinks, too. I’m sure of it.

I need more vodka…

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

and i totally don't get that.

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on Jul 3, 2008 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

South Park totally nailed that

I actually find myself cracking up at worship practice at church when we practice certain songs, because all I can hear is Cartman’s voice in my head…..

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't

See anything about it on here, but I also haven’t looked in-depth.

by dtuck81 on Jul 3, 2008 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does Fahey realize that he's a little piece of shit?

Because little pieces of shit slap the ball on the ground rather than pop up every fucking AB.

by O'sFan21 on Jul 3, 2008 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

He runs

Like his muscles aren’t fully developed at age 27. I fully expect him to run to 3rd base after hitting the ball sometime.

by dtuck81 on Jul 3, 2008 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

this will sound silly...

but they haven’t killed him except for those solo shots. the other run was all about seeing eye balls. when his stuff is breaking tonight, it’s looking pretty sharp. kranwich might’ve had to given him a talking to about his plan of attack.

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on Jul 3, 2008 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, but...

he’s also looked pretty good. compare him and davies: i’d rather have a dude start reough and even out, than a dude that falls apart after one turn through the order.

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on Jul 3, 2008 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boom Boom:

“I hated high school. The only reason I went was to play sports.”

Geaux Eaux's

by NawlinsOriole on Jul 3, 2008 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

As a teacher, I felt pretty proud....

“I was just gonna quit school, work with my dad and play softball on weekends, that all I wanted to do.

And his momma calls him Freddy. Awwwwww…....

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

btw...

turbo? that’s an awesome nickname.

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on Jul 3, 2008 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fahey

I could hit the ball further by swinging my dick at it than Fahey can with a damn baseball bat.

AND HUFF RULES!

by brooksflow on Jul 3, 2008 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

FEKKKING HUFF!!!

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on Jul 3, 2008 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

AUBREY HUFF!

Usurping Jay Payton’s place as “Greatest Man”

Crushed that ball.

by getxstoked on Jul 3, 2008 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

DONG!

Aubrey Huff!

16 HR, 50 RBIs.

And we’re starting to get to Davies.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

This just in! Sid's next team discovered: the AAA Lehigh Valley IronPigs

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on Jul 3, 2008 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Aubrey Huff: Awesome

Drunk Gary Interviewing People: Awsomer

"He’s in trouble. Whatever he throws me, I’m going to hit it."
-- Alex Cintron

by BrianS on Jul 3, 2008 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm so glad

we’re spening time listening to the mom of our backup shortstop.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

ha, true...

let’s not lose sight of this.

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on Jul 3, 2008 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Call back

Diaphraphm Bynum or whoever she is.

by dtuck81 on Jul 3, 2008 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Can we please

Drop the “no facial hair” rule that people don’t even listen to?

by dtuck81 on Jul 3, 2008 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I think it's become one of those

rule son the books that DD is choosing not to enforce. And I’m OK with that.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Freddy B

Okay, for good vibes and in honor of Freddy I’ll post links to two great places for NC BBQ in Freddy’s hometown. They’re included in the NC BBQ’s society’s historic BBQ trail:

by brooksflow on Jul 3, 2008 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

HELL YEAH

3-2 O’s

Very Nice MelMo

Geaux Eaux's

by NawlinsOriole on Jul 3, 2008 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

3-2 KC

I got a little to excited

Geaux Eaux's

by NawlinsOriole on Jul 3, 2008 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

MelMo with the RBI!

on a broken bat…

“It dies a hero….”

Nice line, Buck.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL…I think Buck might be having one of whatever Gary’s having.

"He’s in trouble. Whatever he throws me, I’m going to hit it."
-- Alex Cintron

by BrianS on Jul 3, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

ONE?

five, maybe.

glad melmo got that hit, b/c o was about to uncork one on mssr. thorne about his comment regarding melmo not wasting swings.

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on Jul 3, 2008 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

It wasn't

As bad as Bob Carpenter mentioning Mark Bellanger having his eligibility expired.

by dtuck81 on Jul 3, 2008 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice line, buck...

the bat exploded, but died a hero.

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on Jul 3, 2008 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

+1 -- the first clever thing I've heard Buck say

Also, why do maple bats explode again?

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on Jul 3, 2008 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Density, I believe

But I’ve been known to be wrong. Just ask AMA.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

The O's lead the AL

in players with players with 30+ RBI.

WTF?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Buck is going off

You wish you could just sit pitchers down with number and say, “What does this tell you?” If you’re pitching better with men on bases, then you need to concentrate harder earlier.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Millar walks with 2 out?

Say it isn’t so! I’ve NEVER seen that before!

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

is millar about to heat up?

feels like he’s walking more of late, which, i think, is sort of precursor.

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on Jul 3, 2008 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Um, is anybody else getting REALLY herky-jerky coverage from MLB.com?

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on Jul 3, 2008 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

what up, doc?!

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on Jul 3, 2008 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

AJ!

Sorry about DeJesus, Royals fans.

by getxstoked on Jul 3, 2008 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Adam Jones, son!

Although that shoulda been caught. But I’ll take the triple anyway I can get it.

Why isn’t Gathright in CF instead of a guy with bad ribs?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Isn't

Gathright a left handed hitter?

by dtuck81 on Jul 3, 2008 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's not like he's in the lineup for his offense anyway

Dude’s a .250 hitter, right?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tomorrow afternoons game

do you think tomorrow afternoons game will attract a big crowd?

hahaha that guys “diving attempt” in center was priceless

by rconnor on Jul 3, 2008 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

That looked super painful.

"He’s in trouble. Whatever he throws me, I’m going to hit it."
-- Alex Cintron

by BrianS on Jul 3, 2008 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

It better be PACKED

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

surprise, surprise...

he wasn’t healthy before diving, now, less so.

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on Jul 3, 2008 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fahey

I’ve seen guys at the LLWS that look like they make better contact.

by dtuck81 on Jul 3, 2008 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Now steal home, Adam.

"He’s in trouble. Whatever he throws me, I’m going to hit it."
-- Alex Cintron

by BrianS on Jul 3, 2008 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

F#CK, man, I'm not even in Moscow and MLB.com is WAY behind reality!

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on Jul 3, 2008 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, Fahey's up

So at least B-Rob will start next inning…

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

If Fahey gets an RBI

He’ll be a starter for 3 more weeks.

I can play SS, I think.

by dtuck81 on Jul 3, 2008 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

has the whole world gone crazy?

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on Jul 3, 2008 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes, yes it has

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC

"He’s in trouble. Whatever he throws me, I’m going to hit it."
-- Alex Cintron

by BrianS on Jul 3, 2008 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Jesus

Fahey for the All-Star game.

by dtuck81 on Jul 3, 2008 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Magic.

The same way everything happens for us these days

by getxstoked on Jul 3, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriosuly, there's no other explanation

short of divine intervention

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, I know I've been praying for the O's

also for a freak meteor to hit a Yankees-Red Sox game…

by getxstoked on Jul 3, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

And you never know who’s gonna hear the call
Every game there’s a different star
That’s the magic of Orioles’ Baseball!

"He’s in trouble. Whatever he throws me, I’m going to hit it."
-- Alex Cintron

by BrianS on Jul 3, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dogs and cats, living together....

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

tomorrow afternoons holiday game

fahey is a skinny bitch, but that was a great hit .Do you think tomorrows game will attract a large crowd>?

by rconnor on Jul 3, 2008 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I almost take it back

what I said about Fahey. Still, my dick would have knocked a homer. I keed! I keed!

by brooksflow on Jul 3, 2008 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

does anyone question...

that roberts is bringing the fay hey kid home?

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on Jul 3, 2008 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

No

But he did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

by dtuck81 on Jul 3, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dear God...

BRANDON FAHEY hits a RBI triple!

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Wherever you were…go back there and stay the rest of the game! (Nothing personal).

"He’s in trouble. Whatever he throws me, I’m going to hit it."
-- Alex Cintron

by BrianS on Jul 3, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes.

possibly the most confounding thing i’ve ever seen, and i watched election night 2000 on italian television.

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on Jul 3, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

huff

he is still a dick in my book, but hes red hot

by rconnor on Jul 3, 2008 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

actually...

i believe “red hot dick” is his favorite, uhhh, source of inspiration.

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on Jul 3, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice job brian roberts

what a dead weight. good thing we have folks like melmo and fahey on this team.

by Y Not on Jul 3, 2008 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

We have another winner!

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I couldn’‘t help but hear C-3PO when I read that.

"He’s in trouble. Whatever he throws me, I’m going to hit it."
-- Alex Cintron

by BrianS on Jul 3, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, it's only b/c...

KYLE DAVIES HAS A THERMAL DETONATOR!

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on Jul 3, 2008 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you get dressed in the dark, Buck?

"He’s in trouble. Whatever he throws me, I’m going to hit it."
-- Alex Cintron

by BrianS on Jul 3, 2008 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

o'

how ugly is buck maritnez’s yellow shirt , red tie combo

by rconnor on Jul 3, 2008 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

i think he missed the memo...

gary styled the yellow shirt last night.

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on Jul 3, 2008 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

We were at the game last night with friends from DC

And I could pick out G-Thorne to them by his fluorescent yellow shirt

by Bromo on Jul 3, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

he must have just come from his day job.

I think he manages the McDonald’s down the street from the Yard.

by getxstoked on Jul 3, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

So he’s the guy with all those cool coke glasses!

"He’s in trouble. Whatever he throws me, I’m going to hit it."
-- Alex Cintron

by BrianS on Jul 3, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha man o man
he needs to take some tips from the dempster

by rconnor on Jul 3, 2008 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Buck Martinez

Looks like a McDonald’s

by dtuck81 on Jul 3, 2008 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I liked his Man from Glad outfit a couple days ago

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on Jul 3, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1 And now batting for the Royals, Mayor McCheese.

"He’s in trouble. Whatever he throws me, I’m going to hit it."
-- Alex Cintron

by BrianS on Jul 3, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

He may be like a lot of Russian men-- they dress in the dark, you never know what's gonna hit the street

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on Jul 3, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good time to be checking in, ain't it, Gents

and btw, what is ietag by Microsoft, and why does SBNation wan to install it on my computer?

by fishoutawata on Jul 3, 2008 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I'd cancel any install

PHN over MFY

There can be no winners, sadly, since both can’t lose.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jones

Didn’t wildly dive and fall down.

by dtuck81 on Jul 3, 2008 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

'Cause he knows what he's doing?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

But Fahey and Ramon, not so much.

by dtuck81 on Jul 3, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because

Fred Lynn was a 6’2” black guy?

by dtuck81 on Jul 3, 2008 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

And Gary just compared Adam Jones to a WHITE player

+1 for Gary on the Fred Lynn comparison. Why does every white NBA player have to be the next Larry Bird?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

remember when the rays and royals were sure fire wins… ahh those were days

by rconnor on Jul 3, 2008 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

The Rays haven't been an auto-win for us

for a few years.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats why i dont mess with fantasy. it screws with your loyalties

by rconnor on Jul 3, 2008 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey now, he only bet the Reds

to win!

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

And all he bet was that if the Reds lost, he wouldn’t post on Cincinnatichat for the whole offseason.

"He’s in trouble. Whatever he throws me, I’m going to hit it."
-- Alex Cintron

by BrianS on Jul 3, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

The reply button is your friend

Use it when possible

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ashley Russell has some bi-i-i-ig ol' lips, ya know it?

And boy is she easier to look at than Hi, I’m Retarded Victor Martinez.

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on Jul 3, 2008 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Nick's done that a lot lately

and that’s a good thing.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Aubrey Huff

Best player in the UNIVERSE!

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Whoa.

"He’s in trouble. Whatever he throws me, I’m going to hit it."
-- Alex Cintron

by BrianS on Jul 3, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Go get that coffee now, Gary. And don’t be putting whiskey in it again!

"He’s in trouble. Whatever he throws me, I’m going to hit it."
-- Alex Cintron

by BrianS on Jul 3, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  


SUCKA!

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on Jul 3, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry

I usually default back to pro wrestling….or The Waterboy.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

AUBREY HUFF!

I’m so glad you’re on my fantasy team right now….and on my real team, too.

by getxstoked on Jul 3, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I know I've watched teh whole game

and had a little vodka, but

HOW IN THE HELL DID THIS TEAM score 7 unanswered runs? Weren’t we down 3-0 at one point?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Thanks Aubrey

Signed,

Shitty Baltimore Nightlife.

by dtuck81 on Jul 3, 2008 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

You just don't know the right places

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

or...

maybe he’s just an asshole. do you really want the baltimore nightlife to be like tampa or houston? sounds like lamesville to me, dudes.

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on Jul 3, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

17 HR and 52 RBIS

before the ASG break will lead me to forgive a lot.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tampa does have...

more strip clubs per square mile than any other city in the country, or something like that.

by MiamiMagic on Jul 3, 2008 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bada-Bing!

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on Jul 3, 2008 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmmm….so, on that note, and anyway, in honor of Aubrey Huff, but because I’m planning a bachelor party in September…would any of you guys know some decent strip clubs in baltimore?

I live in York, so harrisburg is our other option, and that’s just scary.

(Duck or Z, feel free to delete this if you think it’s inappropriate)

"He’s in trouble. Whatever he throws me, I’m going to hit it."
-- Alex Cintron

by BrianS on Jul 3, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude, you used the words

“decent” and “strip club” in the same sentence. That’s hilarious.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL…good point. Not scary is what I mean.

The ones in Harrisburg are bottomless, but you can’t drink. We’re there more for stupid fun.

"He’s in trouble. Whatever he throws me, I’m going to hit it."
-- Alex Cintron

by BrianS on Jul 3, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know DC has a few

and I’m sure Baltimore does, but not really my town.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

This goes back to the earlier William Donald Schaeffer discussion...

It’s perfectly okay to feel that way, but when you’re a public figure, probably not a great idea to say it. Using the word “shit” to describe anything involving the people who pay your salary is not a good strategy.

by MiamiMagic on Jul 3, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, uh, Garrett

when you pitch again? Kepp the ball in the yard, OK?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

buck, again!

they talk about hitting being contageous, and they’ve got a bad case of it right now.

what, was he watching matlock today?

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on Jul 3, 2008 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Gotta bad case....

of loooooooving youuuuuuuuuuuuu….

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

speakign of night life. ill be watching the fireworks tomorrow after the game from the office building above the capital grille on the 12 floor balcony with more booze then i know what to do with. jealous?

by rconnor on Jul 3, 2008 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll be enjoying fireworks

with my lovely wife of almost 17 years and my two wonderful children. So, no, I’m not.

Just sayin’.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

well we all have our different ideas of fun. since i dont have a family yet or a wife. I’m gonna live it up a little. I respect that tho

by rconnor on Jul 3, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not in, on top of, right?

Makes all the difference, I think.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

And if I was 21...

I’d be jealous. :)

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha 23 but whats the difference i figure i just finished college i have atleast two more good years of debauchery ahead me.. or atleast until some young lady puts me in check

by rconnor on Jul 3, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

At 23

I was already married. :)

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea its a giant wrap around balcony. big enough for tables and catering

by rconnor on Jul 3, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would

Urinate in that flight attendant’s beverage. No way am I paying $4 for the whizzer.

by dtuck81 on Jul 3, 2008 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Birdland MILF

She needs to be in more commericals…I’m just saying.

by dtuck81 on Jul 3, 2008 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I wholeheartedly agree...

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

First 2 pitches here are an improvement

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

It scares the heck out of me

every time Mary Kate has a lead. He crumbles soooo easily. Maybe now would be a good time to give Loewen a little workout.

by fishoutawata on Jul 3, 2008 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

OK, that;s now his official nickname

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

I think he’s Ashley.

by dtuck81 on Jul 3, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I though Mary Kate was the one

with the partying and bulimia problem

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Keep it in the yard, Garrett

that was close…

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Billy Butler

Looks like Donkey from Shrek.

by dtuck81 on Jul 3, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Google-Fu is your friend...

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope the Kranwhich

just gave Garrett the same speech he gave Danny last night.

by getxstoked on Jul 3, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, that one.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

MK Olson

Needs to try, I don’t know, throwing strikes?

by dtuck81 on Jul 3, 2008 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Dammit, Kevin.

That was just WEAK.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Dammit Fake Cowboy

I know you’re doing it for Red Sox Nation.

by dtuck81 on Jul 3, 2008 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, goody, Loewen's comming in

with men on 1st and 2nd and 1 out. This ought to work out well.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

When I suggested Loewen

it was before any damage was done—just to chew up innings. DD musta got the wrong idea.

by fishoutawata on Jul 3, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Jul 3, 2008 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

We gotta bring back the shot glasses...

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

i can't get enough of this sidney pic

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Jul 3, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotta find the originals

They weren’t mine.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I gotta admit

the actress in that SW commercial does an oustanding job of portraying one smirky, pissed-off flight attendant.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Garrett, you SHOULD look ashamed

and buy Loewen whatever alcohol he wants if he gets your scrawny ass out of this.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

You don't

Have to be a rocket science to know this isn’t good.

by dtuck81 on Jul 3, 2008 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

wait, but...

isn’t olson a rocket scientist?

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on Jul 3, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or even a scientist

:)

‘Cause my typing is SOOOOOO perfect…

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT

This is NOT 2007, people. Get your shit together!

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Ho-hum, yet another game that we have "in hand", only to find...

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on Jul 3, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn Gary

“THAT IS A FAIR BALL”

by dtuck81 on Jul 3, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Brandon Fahey is stupid

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm running out of vodka

and patience. GET OUT OF THIS.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Speed dial, Gary

speed dial

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

i am vexed...

terribly vexed.

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on Jul 3, 2008 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  


Bukvich or Cormier?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice pick up, sir.

(and, actually, i think he looks like sarfate)

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on Jul 3, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Will no one rid me

of this meddlesome starting staff?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, and Buck?

Thanks for this gem:

“This is a perfect spot for a healthy Matt Albers.”

Thanks for that, Buck.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, it's true, it's true

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mary-Kate

Pouting in the dugout.

by dtuck81 on Jul 3, 2008 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Bases

Still Thorned (Loaded)

by dtuck81 on Jul 3, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

'Cause he's up by FOUR

and if he can’t trust him there, when the hell does he get in?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

start an inning and get out of it

pitching with inherited men on base is the responsibility of real men.

by Y Not on Jul 3, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

True, why not Bradford to begin with

to get out of Olson’s mess?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

When

They’re up by 10.

My dad told me that when the Orioles went up 7-3, Manfra was like “THE ORIOLES HAVE A HUUUUGE LEAD”....

by dtuck81 on Jul 3, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's Bukvich's and Cormier's jobs

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

That'd work if he had the sense

to put him in at the start of the inning, based on M-K’s recent history. Not when the shit is already hitting the fan.

by fishoutawata on Jul 3, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Loewen

Is like a left-handed Beau Hale.

by dtuck81 on Jul 3, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Freddy Bynum....

preventing murder by his mere presense between Loewen and Olson.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Wanna know the truth? At 7-3 I started getting this bad feeling. No sh#t.

Olson is not gonna finish this game, I sez, and y’know what, somebody is gonna come in and start crapping up the place. Again. Judas Freakin’ Priest,

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on Jul 3, 2008 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

This is just beautiful....

Aubrey, we’ll need you again….

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

And now we're losing

time to concentrate…..

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

If we're going to repeat 2007,

can we do it without the 30-3 game

Nick Markakis: The Actual Greek God of Walks

by wickedwitch on Jul 3, 2008 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Not so fast me friend....

10-7 Royals

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

It’s good they brought Bradford in.

by dtuck81 on Jul 3, 2008 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

This is shitty

"He’s in trouble. Whatever he throws me, I’m going to hit it."
-- Alex Cintron

by BrianS on Jul 3, 2008 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

You knew this was coming...

but I won’t post it, just link to it.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

the only thing that makes this game tolerable..

is that i’m watching Coming to America at the same time

by Y Not on Jul 3, 2008 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Olson is such a little bitch.

DD should make him get the fuck out of the dugout so we don’t have to look at his pathetic pussy ass face any more. Fuckhead.

by O'sFan21 on Jul 3, 2008 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

wow...

what a dog shit inning.

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on Jul 3, 2008 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

The '07 bullpen is not Birdland

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on Jul 3, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh well, time to get drunk.

"He’s in trouble. Whatever he throws me, I’m going to hit it."
-- Alex Cintron

by BrianS on Jul 3, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Hang around for Shutdown, my friend

This is why we love the O’s…they play best when all is lost!

by Bromo on Jul 3, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m still here, just need to lower the level of blood in my alcoholstream.

"He’s in trouble. Whatever he throws me, I’m going to hit it."
-- Alex Cintron

by BrianS on Jul 3, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah, just maintain an equal level

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, UT is beating the US Olympic team

Whoops, not anymore… HR USA!

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

It's everything Fahey can do

to get that ball to 1st, isn’t it?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Love it when he does that

fielding or hitting

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice play, AJ.

Now then, Nicky, Aubrey, Razor, and Luuuuuuuuuuuuuke, you know what you need to do.

by getxstoked on Jul 3, 2008 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Y'know, Adam Jones is a good player. Good job, Mac.

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on Jul 3, 2008 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Freddie Bynum watches Walker, Texas Ranger

and that’s his hobby.

I’m without words.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Way to ruin all the Orioles Magic, Garrett.

Now only Booze Magic can keep me from becoming belligerent.

"He’s in trouble. Whatever he throws me, I’m going to hit it."
-- Alex Cintron

by BrianS on Jul 3, 2008 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

By the way, I heartily recommend the Leinenkugel’s variety pack.

"He’s in trouble. Whatever he throws me, I’m going to hit it."
-- Alex Cintron

by BrianS on Jul 3, 2008 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll stick with vodka

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I usually go rum when I go liquor. I bought this extra reserve rum in Jamaica that they tried to pass off as a sippin’ rum, and which seemed fine as a sippin’ rum when I was sampling many varieties of rum. But when I get back to the states, and drink it without spending too much time at the rum sampling bar, it is not a sipping rum.

Kind of like Garret Olsen not really being a MLB pitcher.

"He’s in trouble. Whatever he throws me, I’m going to hit it."
-- Alex Cintron

by BrianS on Jul 3, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Waaaaaay too complicated.

Pour some vodka, pour 3X as much OJ, I’m good to go. Yeah, I’m a lightweight, I know.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

are we ready for more floating sidney heads?

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Jul 3, 2008 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

why not?

"He’s in trouble. Whatever he throws me, I’m going to hit it."
-- Alex Cintron

by BrianS on Jul 3, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

i only have a vague memory of the shot glasses

what was that again? it was funny.

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Jul 3, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't have the image files

and I’m too lazy/relaxed to look for them.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hi all

10-7? Hell of a game I’ve missed so far, huh? Who coughed up all those runs? Olson?

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 3, 2008 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

A little bit here, a little bit there

A lot of it Loewen and a couple bad plays in the field.

by getxstoked on Jul 3, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Olson

we kinda started calling him Mary-Kate, Sorry. But he’s looked like a whiny spoiled brat in the dugout, so it kinda fit.

Loewen didn’t help, either

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh

approved. Is Mary Kate the anorexic one?

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 3, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought she was the bulimic one...

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

um, I don't know

anorexic, bulimic. All I know is those girls are worth a billion dollars and it makes me sick.

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 3, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

look out belowwwwwwww.......

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Jul 3, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

bullshit. safe.

"He’s in trouble. Whatever he throws me, I’m going to hit it."
-- Alex Cintron

by BrianS on Jul 3, 2008 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Never slide on a force!!!!!

Stupid, stupid, stupid.

But he was still safe.

Nick Markakis: The Actual Greek God of Walks

by wickedwitch on Jul 3, 2008 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

NEVER slide into first

EVER. It’s fucking stupid, and slower than running.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Melvin, you fucking moron

Why in the FUCK did you slide? Why?

That is such a fucking stupid play. I’d fiine his ass AND sit him for a day for that stupid shit.

Fucking STUPID.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

but he’s got playoff experience out the ass.

"He’s in trouble. Whatever he throws me, I’m going to hit it."
-- Alex Cintron

by BrianS on Jul 3, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stupid, stupid, stupid

Fucking stupid decision. No way around it.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

MEMLO IS TRYIN TO SPAIRK TEAM TO VICOTYR

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Jul 3, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

You dip into my vodka stash?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

So your one of the Mora-tuplets?

"He’s in trouble. Whatever he throws me, I’m going to hit it."
-- Alex Cintron

by BrianS on Jul 3, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

so, I've seen this team come back from some things

against some people, some of them being very, very good at their jobs, and I still think they have a shot.

I mean, I’ve seen them do it against Rivera, and Okajima is lights out against everyone but us, so yeah. ..I’m holding out hope again.

by getxstoked on Jul 3, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

THREE runs? Against their closer?

Odds are stacked against us….

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know.

We’re due some more luck this week, after things that happened in Washington, and in the first game of this series.

by getxstoked on Jul 3, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

we will lose UNLESS

i stop watching.

good nite.

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Jul 3, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Aubrey has two home runs tonight?

I was just looking at the game log on Yahoo. He’s doing quite well defending his position of greatest baseball player in the galaxy.

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 3, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's Go O's!

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 3, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Get 'em next time, Adam!

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

JayPay PH for Lil' Bro

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

I would have rather had Baubrey Buff PH. His jersey says “Huff” but it’s just a misprint.

"He’s in trouble. Whatever he throws me, I’m going to hit it."
-- Alex Cintron

by BrianS on Jul 3, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

time for your patented bases empty grand slam.

"He’s in trouble. Whatever he throws me, I’m going to hit it."
-- Alex Cintron

by BrianS on Jul 3, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

getting on base was the key.

to be followed by Nicky and Aubrey doing the same.

by getxstoked on Jul 3, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, that sucked

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

2 out of 4 against KC at home?

Not exactly impressive, guys

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

The good news for today

My mom bought me an Orioles pez dispenser. Isn’t she the greatest?

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 3, 2008 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

That is pretty awesome. Much more awesome than this shitty game.

"He’s in trouble. Whatever he throws me, I’m going to hit it."
-- Alex Cintron

by BrianS on Jul 3, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sucktitude, thy name is Loewen

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on Jul 3, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Examine the options, make an informed decision, then cast your sucktitude vote:

IP H R ER BB K HR Season ERA
G. Olson 5.1 8 6 5 2 2 2 5.04
A. Loewen 0.0 3 3 3 0 0 0 8.41
(L 0-2)

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on Jul 4, 2008 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Trembley is a great manager

He’s paying way more attention to the game than anyone…he’s got to stay!

by Bromo on Jul 3, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Sarcasm?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Positives.

1) Aubrey Huff, 3-4 2HRs, 1 2B, 3RBI
2) Adam Jones, 2-4, 13B, 2RBI
3) Nick Markakis, 1-4, Run, 11-game hitting streak
4) Lance Cormier 2IP, 0R, 2K

Also, 43-41 right now, which is way, way better than any of us expected at the beginning of the year.

by getxstoked on Jul 3, 2008 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

BUT...

it’s the 3rd game in the last 5 we’ve thrown away we should have won. Arghh…....

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know

we’re two good pitches and a play in the field from being 5 games over .500

by getxstoked on Jul 3, 2008 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

a blown save..

is a blown save.. it happens.

But it’s bullpen management like this that drives me nuts. Made all the wrong decisions, today.

Hopefully it won’t happen again..

by Y Not on Jul 3, 2008 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guts is pitching tomorrow.

So, we should be good for about 6 out of him…maybe just get to JJ and Shutdown.

by getxstoked on Jul 3, 2008 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

10-7?

Who booked this shit?

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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Bad Left Hook

by Scott Christ on Jul 3, 2008 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 3, 2008 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean, a game where Fahey triples

and Tony Pena, Jr hits a home run, those are some serious swerves.

by getxstoked on Jul 3, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

10-7

Thank God we have Huff or it wouldn’t have been that close. What a horrible loss.

Geaux Eaux's

by NawlinsOriole on Jul 4, 2008 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

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