Gameday Thread: Rangers (44-43) @ O's (44-41)
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 5:06 PM EDT
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Texas Rangers at Baltimore Orioles, Jul 5, 2008 7:05 PM EDT
7:05 :: MASN2 :: 79° E 5 MPH :: Rain: 50%
Today's Starting Pitchers GS IP ERA WHIP BAA HR BB K W-L Scott Feldman - RH - #39 12 (14) 78.0 4.38 1.29 .251 10 27 39 2-3 Brian Burres - LH - #56 15 (17) 86.2 5.09 1.55 .299 12 30 42 6-5
I bet today's the day that Burres starts exercising the knowledge of how to "step it up." Standing in his way is Scott Feldman, a man whose skin is touched by the sun and giving it the appearance of porcelain. Also, he has a little kid bully movie name.
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From Roch:
Here’s the lineup:
Brian Roberts – 2B
Jay Payton – LF
Nick Markakis – RF
Aubrey Huff – DH
Kevin Millar – 1B
Melvin Mora – 3B
Adam Jones – CF
Guillermo Quiroz – C
Brandon Fahey – SS
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 5:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So, I take it Ramon will be playing in the day game tomorrow?
by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
One would assume
Especially with the day off Monday before the Blow Jays series. Although, why not sit him tomorrow and get him 2 days off for the price of 1?
And I’m warnin’ y’all now, I’m gonna be dog-shit crazy over the Blow Jays series. I gots me some SERIOUS Cito hatred built up.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm assuming
The Cito hatred has something to do with an All-Star Game and/or the year 1989.
by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck Cito
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Both
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Understandably.
I remember being a pissed off 8 year old in 1989 because of the way that season ended.
by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I remember being a VERY pissed off 21-year-old that year...
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was a pissed off 22-year old,
and I watched the Jeff Ballard game with Josh Charles in a NY sports bar.
by zknower on Jul 5, 2008 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who sucks more in Baltimore?
1) Cito
2) Jeffrey Maier
A poll is necessary.
by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maier was a kid, so I'd have to go with Cito
but, if you offer up Richie Garcia…. he’d win hands down
by math_geek on Jul 5, 2008 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Richie Garcia, hands down
Signing fucking AUTOGRAPHS the next day for MFY fans and laughing it up about being COMPLETELY INCOMPETENT at his job. Nice.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Olson's wild pitch in the eighth
with two outs – I still have a scar on my knuckle when I punched the wall in my basement.
There's no crying in baseball
by elktonfan on Jul 5, 2008 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Otter did have a vicious curveball....
Live by the sword, die by the sword, I guess.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
On the topic of tonight's game...
Doesn’t Burres need some measure of revenge based on something that I’m pretty sure was just a really bad dream last August?
I think so…
by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 5:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
No pun intended
But Brokeback Burres needs to get his crap in line.
by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Keys to the Game
1) Matt Albers is still hurt.
2) Maple bats break. A lot.
3) Birdland MILF and Amber = Ratings.
by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 5:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Worked last night.....
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joe Buck
Is the worst announcer ever.
Even worse than Fred Manfra.
by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 6:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He
And Jim Palmer should be broadcast partners. There would never be one second of silence.
by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
McCarver and Palmer (with Al Michaels)
was enough for one lifetime.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hats
I didn’t know they were wearing them all weekend…
by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 6:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
you know what's wonderful about Red Sox - Yankees game
no matter what happens, somebody is going to lose. I wish it was the Yankees losing though.
by math_geek on Jul 5, 2008 6:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
McCarver
Doesn’t realize that baseball and football are two different sports.
by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I remember
The one time McCarver said “Watch the catcher use his mitt like a glove”. Really Tim?
by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
my God I can't believe I'm hoping for Dustin Pedroia to get a hit
by math_geek on Jul 5, 2008 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
of course he doesn't do it
worthless POC
by math_geek on Jul 5, 2008 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why?
I’m rotting for the MFY this weekend, since every loss sends the PHN further away from 1st and closer to us. If we win, we stay with the MFY even if they win. If PHN wins, they stay ahead of us.
If PHN loses to the MFY, we stay ahead of MFY and gain ground on PHN. Until MLB changes the rules so both can lose, I’ll be a reluctant MFY rooter this weekend, hoping the O’s sweep.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That could happen someday.
My dream world is one where the Yankees and Red Sox go 9-9 against each other, and 0-153 against everyone else.
by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, I understand that
I’m just want to get the MFY one game behind us because
1) I hate them much more
2) I’ll focus on catching up to PHN afterwards
by math_geek on Jul 5, 2008 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate both equally
basically – I hate both with the power of a thousand undying suns.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I still want to know
Why MASN never ever gives us the umpires before the game.
by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 6:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
WTF
No Amber tonight?
I have no reason to watch now.
by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 6:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Birdland MILF
Should come in and do the sideline reporting.
by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 6:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
"George Sherrill doesn't let things bother him"
well, not on the mound perhaps
by math_geek on Jul 5, 2008 6:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That bumble gum bucket had it COMING, I tell ya!
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was probably double bubble.
And that stuff is awful
by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
From Roch
Randor Bierd has reported to Double-A Bowie and is scheduled to throw two innings tomorrow as part of his injury rehab assignment.Bierd will appear in five games with the Baysox through July 17th before the Orioles re-evaluate him.
Down on the farm, Single-A Frederick’s Billy Rowell came within a triple of hitting for the cycle. His fourth home run was a tremendous shot to center field. Brandon Snyder and Chris Vinyard also homered, and Jake Arrieta struck out 10 in five innings.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 6:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
if Burres sucks today then I'm leavin'
By God.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 6:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
right now, we really don't have a better option than Burres
by math_geek on Jul 5, 2008 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what are you talking about
The Norfolk rotation is awesome.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was just thinking that
right after I started doing a GIS for Jim Johnson….
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Johnson would be worth a look. Everyone in Norfolk should go home.
I missed that we got Fio back on waivers. Good for him! Who cares.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rangers lineup
Kinsler 2B
Young SS
Hamilton RF
Bradley DH
Byrd CF
Boggs LF
Davis 1B
Saltalamacchia C
Duran 3B
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK
It’s DEMPSEY
“It’s not gonna get the dob jone.”
He couldn’t get through his first paragraph. Couldn’t get one.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
oh god
I’m going to die tonight. Rick will kill me.
“Front office people in Baltimore know (Fahey) is a real baseball player if he can put it all together.”
What fucking planet
I swear to God
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think Dempsey
Had some of Gary’s Brew.
by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no
He’s just a fucking idiot.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pretty much
He is GOD AWFUL at color in games. GOD AWFUL. That “Domestically Violate Him” game was brutal, before and after that gaffe.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
anybody else miss Brooks on color...
back in the channel 2 days?
by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chuck and Brooks....
Go to war, Miss Agnes!
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So...we get 3 Drinks Gary AND
Mr. “Domestically Violate Him?”
Oh, this one is not a game I can watch sober…
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Duran Duran plays baseball?
I always figured them for soccer types.
by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 7:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
hey a leadoff double
I’ll fight you, Brian Burres.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
In public?
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
is there a better place?
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, you specified it when you called out Andy MacPhail previously...
I just wanted to make sure.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mark Viviano, huh
I prefer Amber.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Mark Viviano, you are not as cute as Amber.
Please stop being on my tv.
by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 7:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
And the drinking starts....
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah Dempsey?
Giving up runs is bad?
Did he just call him Jose Quiroz (Cuervo)?
by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 7:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I walked in and the band just started
the singer couldn’t care a tune in a bucket
Was on a mission to drown her memory but
I thought no way with all this ruckusBut after one round with Jose Cuervo
I caught my boots tapping along with the beat
And After two rounds with Jose Cuervo
The band was sounding pretty darn good to me…
MORE TO COME, I’m sure…
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rick Dempsey and Mark Viviano?
What did we do to deserve this?
Oh and Burres sucks already.
"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones
by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 7:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Viv doesn't meet your eye candy quota?
Too old, I assume?
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't think of one
Baltimore area sportscaster who meets my quota for eye candy. Old white guys don’t really do it for me.
WAIT, did I just see Jay Payton in left? So on top of it all, no Luke?
"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones
by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pickin's are kinda thin for ya, aren't they?
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's ok
I get all the players to look at.
"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones
by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You don’t find Dempsey drooling on himself attractive? Fift’ inning. Inningsh.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He is definitely hittin' Gray's stash
‘cause he’s making Gary sound sober now.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If we must pitch Brian Burres
allow me to recommend Nightcrawler as an outfielder
by math_geek on Jul 5, 2008 7:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This is gonna be a LONG night
"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones
by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 7:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So if Josh Hamilton loves Cal so much...
why not come play here?
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That would work to his ADVANTAGE, remember?
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brokeback Burres
Getting tagged like the Birdland MILF.
by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 7:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Does he get out of the 1st?
I vote no.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
SEVENTY RBIs!!!
Seventy RBIs!!! Fuck, Rick, that’s AMAZING. Josh Hamilton has over 80 right now, but Marlon Byrd having SEVENTY all of last year is FUCKING AMAZING
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
like i said, demper took a lot of shots to the head
and didn’t wear a helmet most of his career.
by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I get the feeling he was never all that sharp.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wouldn't make him
my lifeline on “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.”
Not even sure i’d pick him as my classmate on “Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?” I’m not sure he is.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
has anyone gotten more out of less than Dempsey?
Major league catcher forever that couldn’t hit a lick except a few games in ‘83, overrated defensively, got to coach in the majors, interviewed for a million managerial jobs, now he’s a totally unqualified broadcaster and will be as long as he wants to be one. What a load.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm thinking, I'm thinking....
John Daly? But he did actually win two majors.
Give me a few minutes….are we restricted to just sports, or specifically baseball?
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
sports
I’m sure there has to be someone, but Dempsey’s gotta be up there.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm having a little trouble, to tell you the truth?
Buster Douglas?
Damn, this is TOUGH…there’s gotta be a coach/manager that qualifies….
Chris Berman?
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Buster had one fight that anyone remembers. Well, OK, two. Holyfield beating his ass was fairly memorable and the real torch passing.
Berman’s a dope.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Berman's a one-trick pony
and been riding’ it since 1980.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Berman's viral video
where he went ballistic is pretty great.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chris Berman
is an annoying fat fuck
"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones
by exitfare on Jul 5, 2008 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, does Berman count as
equaling Dempsey? I think he’s a bit shy of Dempsey-level suckitude.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Burres
Should be named Blowfish.
Marlon Byrd not washing cars is what’s amazing.
What’s a Oreriole, Dumpsey?
by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 7:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
now let me tell you something
If Jonny Pops came on right now and took a dump on MASN, how could I disagree at all? This is horrible. Horrible, horrible, horrible.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
But, but, but
the home plate cam!
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
David Murphy not playing
Because they realized he’s David Murphy.
by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 7:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
everyone but Buck realized it
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
JESUS BURRES
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure his first name is Brian
and he definitely isn’t anyone’s savior tonight.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How damn luck
is Burres to get out of that with just 1 run?
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
and ORIOLES MAGIC, baby.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
man
He totally knew how to step it up and get out of that.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
thank God for the inning being over
allowing more on base then you get out is bad
by math_geek on Jul 5, 2008 7:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This snooty flight attendant
Could probably get out of that jam.
by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 7:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Brian was very lucky to get out of that inning.
The bats had better be awake tonight.
by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 7:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ha ha ha the Cave man is dancing
Hillllllaaaaarrrrrriiiiioooouuuussss. Jazz hands are FUNNY. Oh! Oh!
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I hit mute EVERY TIME that ad comes on
EVERY TIME.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
alright, Brian
Good start. We’ll have to wax this schmuck.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Please don't
Get caught stealing.
Hell a damn BUNT wouldn’t be bad. You’re going to need all the runs you can get.
by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 7:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ROCKET
Payton! Two on, baby.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Get 'em in, Nicky
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes Demps
Storming back from the 1-0 spot.
by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 7:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Back in the game, baby
Nicky is hitting the shit out of the ball right now.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
YEAH BABY
NICKY DOUBLE
2-1 O’S
KICK SOME ASS
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
we'll teach you to pitch fucking Scott Feldman
against us
by math_geek on Jul 5, 2008 7:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice, Nicky!
Wow was Jay Payton sexually assaulting Brian Roberts?
"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones
by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 7:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes
And they are now a union in Vermont.
by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And sharing medical benefits...
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
whoa
Payton humped Roberts. Then Dempsey said “the Orioles offensive TRAIN.”
Then I took a shot of Wild Turkey.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Two shots
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nicky's been all over
low and away the last week or so.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
if only Adam Loewen had that problem
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"productive out"
Come on, Gary.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
FINISH A FUCKING SENTENCE, DEMPSEY
It may be a mista-they-I…
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dempsey is like a Beverly Hillbilly
"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones
by exitfare on Jul 5, 2008 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm telling ya, it's gonna be painful all night
And I’m out of vodka already. My 4 inning ration last 3 batters.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, good. Dempsey and Crowley were roommates. Those must’ve been some fun late-night conversations.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dude, you farted!
Did not!
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I assume much "doorknob"/"safety"
from the two of them
by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doorknob?
Missed that one…
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
someone farts, you shout doorknob
before they say safety and you can hit them until they get to a doorknob.
the things you learn when in a van with a bunch of dudes is very, um, interesting.
by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
boys are weird
"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones
by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No....
as I tell my 9th graders…
Girls are weird.
Boys are STUPID.
Neither changes until about age 30.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you have no idea
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll remember that
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
sounds like two retarded kids that would
fight over a broken toy
"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones
by exitfare on Jul 5, 2008 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dempsey...
almost makes me miss Jim Hunter.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dempsey makes me miss the audio feed going out
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pulle a cable,
pull a cable, dude.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what would I talk about
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that'll get a run in
Productive out!
3-1 O’s
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
MelMo with the RBI...
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I gotta admit
the soccer chant is growing on me…
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It’s from “Ole” by The Bouncing Souls. Probably their best song.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gotta get that
from Amazon tonight. Screw iTunes. Amazon’s easier to work with.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"True Believers"
or “Private Radio”
In my opinion
by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m not a big Bouncing Souls fan so I’ll defer to you.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ha, word
they’re perfect summertime music, I think.
by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I chill in the summer
So I’m more of a My Morning Jacket in the summer sort of cat. Or looser Dylan (New Morning, etc.)
Fleet Foxes are doing it for me this year.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Um, uh, Slayer?
I got nothin’.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Slayer is great year-round.
Pantera, too.
by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm introducing my 11 y.o. to Pantera
in dribs and drabs, picking the stuff where Phil doesn’t cuss. Obviously, doesn’t leave much.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Phil Anselmo is a fucking idiot
I like Pantera but it has nothing to do with that moron.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what I told my daughter
He’s a horrible human being, but a great metal singer.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I missed the boat on this band
or, more accurately, never chose to hop on it.
"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones
by exitfare on Jul 5, 2008 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow
Mora is useful for once
"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones
by exitfare on Jul 5, 2008 7:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Adam Jones, son...
is almost up to .280 – good on ya, son!
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dr. Jones and Mora need to be flipped in the order
"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones
by exitfare on Jul 5, 2008 7:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I want to take that out of context
“Jones is using (Shelby). He’s really using him.”
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
this is a damn long inning
Er. Was.
Three in! Let’s go, Burres.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
How long was it?
By the first pitch of the 2nd inning, this thread had 203 comments.
That’s how long.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cards, you look at that roster and you wonder how they do it?
sounds like any other team you know?
by math_geek on Jul 5, 2008 7:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
well, the Cards do have Pujols…
but he and Huff are having the same season so far, it seems.
by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
boy
We want Amber.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
SALT AND HAM MUNCHIES
HAH AHA AHAHAHAHHAHAHA
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
"Dude, he's got a funny name...."
“Safety!”
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The NL one for the Nationals
is just as bad with everyone giggling at “Fukudome”
"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones
by exitfare on Jul 5, 2008 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not gonna lie
I just went to cavemanscrib.com. I can’t believe someone paid someone else money to create it. And I can’t believe people will actually buy car insurance because of it.
"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones
by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 7:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I switched to Geico
because I thought it was funny
"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones
by exitfare on Jul 5, 2008 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
K
I’ll take it, lets see some more of those, and less than the rest of it
by math_geek on Jul 5, 2008 7:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
hey, alright
He got an out before Duran doubled.
Here come the killers.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
God, I hate that band
Now THERE’S an overhyped bunch of no-talent whiners. Them and The Strokes.
Actually, The Strokes are worse. I take that back.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like both!
Neither of them whine any more than, like, Smokey Robinson did.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess
Smokey Robinson is old so thus his simplistic ass songs about love and heartbreak and cinammon or whatever the fuck get a pass from critics that would crap on anything new that sounded the same.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
let me say this
I like Smokey Robinson.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Strokes
make me have an allergic reaction. I cannot tell you how much I loathe that band. I’ll listen to Miley Cyrus “Girls Night Out – G.N.O.” nstuck on repeat for 3 days in a row without sleep if it meant I never had to hear “Last Nite” again in my life.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Last Nite" is not a favorite
Actually outside of “Someday” I didn’t like their first album. The latter two were really good albums.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
both are excellent
The Strokes’ newest album is their best
"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones
by exitfare on Jul 5, 2008 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hmmm
I think maybe I like Room on Fire a bit more.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
either way
This is It wasn’t that good. And the best song on it wasn’t even on the US release
"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones
by exitfare on Jul 5, 2008 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I LOVED “Someday,” and yeah “New York City Cops” was awesome. But that album was really flat.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll take your word on it
‘cause if I never hear another note from that band again, I will live a happier life.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Step it up, Brian
Diamond Dave ain’t playing.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
what the fuck
Dempsey on Hamilton is downright awe-inspiring.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
also these two apparently missed Hamilton killing with CIN last year
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dude who is our long man today? Is it somebody who will throw less line drives?
by O'sFan21 on Jul 5, 2008 7:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Jesus Christ. We gotta get somebody who doesn't suck in the game.
by O'sFan21 on Jul 5, 2008 7:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Then some stranger asked me to dance
and i reviled to her my two left feet
Said “Don’t get me wrong, im glad you asked,
But tonight’s about beating an old memoryThen after Three rounds with Jose Cuervo
I let her lead me out on the floor
And after Four rounds with Jose Cuervo
I was showing off moves never seen before
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I gotta hit the liquor store.
See you people in a bit.
"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones
by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 7:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
God bless America
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I shoulda done that before 1st pitch...
but noooooo, I assumed an inch at the bottom of the bottom would be enough…
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a feeling that out of all cities Hamilton has visited
This is the one where it’s easiest to get crack. He doesn’t even have to try. Pray for him, y’all
The stock market will never recover, our armies will never again be #1, and our children will drink filthy water for the rest of their lives - HST
by the fix is in on Jul 5, 2008 7:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ehhh you can get it just outside of a lot of stadiums.
by O'sFan21 on Jul 5, 2008 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Baltimore has to be the worst though
If anyone has ever seen the “scourge of meth” video, you see this black cloud overcoming America from the West. It’s hit Virginia, W. Va, Pennslyvania is getting into it….
But NOT MARYLAND.
we like crack THAT much.
The stock market will never recover, our armies will never again be #1, and our children will drink filthy water for the rest of their lives - HST
by the fix is in on Jul 5, 2008 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hell, we're still on weed over here
Crack’s barely made its way to the Shore yet.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh, it's hit western MD
I’ve seen definitely methed out types around Hagerstown
by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
how do you know
Do they all have cuts on their lips and band-aids on their cheeks?
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've heard
that Hagerstown is a huge area for heroin.
"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones
by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
more lip cuts and band-aids
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Him and Omarion...
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He could just go to Hamsterdam
"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones
by exitfare on Jul 5, 2008 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
COORS.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Look
it’s automatic out Fahey
"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones
by exitfare on Jul 5, 2008 7:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought I was reading The Onion
"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones
by exitfare on Jul 5, 2008 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you must not have heard
Brandon Fahey’s had two good games so now he’s the complete package.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rick Dempsey said so
Even had teh MASN graphics department make something to display it.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dempsey’s impressed with Quiroz’s mechanics throwing the ball. Of course, Dempsey couldn’t throw.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dude, when your BACKUP catcher gets that kinda lead
you really might think about trying to hold the runner.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Gee, THAT was a surprising outcome
Stacey, can you pick up a 750 ml of Stoli for me on your way out?
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
that's the Fahey that I know
"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones
by exitfare on Jul 5, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry dude
I was gone by the time you made your request :) I’ve got plenty of that here, though. We always have the hard liquor, but we’re always runnng out of beer.
"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones
by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you've always got liquor
why do you need beer?
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
we run out of both
Bunch of bullshit.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My roommate
is regularly buying a fresh bottle of gin to replensish the stocks for her G&T. But besides that we’re pretty much beer and wine gals.
"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones
by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I was a major league hitter, my walk-up music would be “Angel of the Morning.”
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I’d go with the first 30 seconds of “Days of Revenge” by Ramallah
or the last 48 seconds of Hatebreed’s “Doomsayer”
by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK....
I’d go with Glen Campbell’s “I Love My Truck.”
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That or
Damge Inc. by Metallica
“Victim is your name and you shall fall…..”
Doesn’t get any better than that.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got a Jackson sez Burres makes it through this inning. Takers?
‘Course, I’m really drunk.
But responsibly.
Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M
by Titov on Jul 5, 2008 7:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I seriously don't see it.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha! Had it all the way. Sawing bats off in their hands! Brian the Magnificent!
Put otherwise: Whew…
Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M
by Titov on Jul 5, 2008 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're right
and I’m wrong, and I’m OK with that.
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Burres' face reads
Oh shit i’m in trouble
by math_geek on Jul 5, 2008 7:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
And at the 50 minute mark
we have Dempsey’s first “maybe firable” remark..”
“They got so many big guys up here, they look like gorillas…”
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ok...these piss rods are going to start going over the fence. Can we get the bullpen up??
by O'sFan21 on Jul 5, 2008 7:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, round five or round six
I forgot what I came to forget
After Round seven, Or was it eight?
I bought a round for the whole dang place…
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dempsey: "He's gotta get the fastball down"
Gary: “He didn’t”
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Jesus
That was a very, very long strike.
by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 7:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Gary speculated if it hit the warehouse
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it could havend
and if it did, it deserves a marker.
by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Foul ball = no marker
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
deserves something
for being absolutely crushed.
thank God it was foul, though.
by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Payton is working his ass of out there
If Burres gets through this, he should forward Payton his paycheck
by math_geek on Jul 5, 2008 7:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
All $10 of it?
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dempsey nice and racist
Calling them gorillas right after a black guy hits.
by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 7:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Only took him 50 minutes this time
Last time, I think he made it to the 7th or so
"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby
by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
fucken internet
Anyway Chris Davis murdered that foul ball. Holy crap.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
yes, Gary
A team that needs right-handed POWER might want to get Jay Payton. Power. Right-handed power.
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum
by SC on Jul 5, 2008 8:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
RICK
FINISH THE SENTENCE
200%, THAT’S GREAT
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum