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Texas Rangers @ Baltimore Orioles


7:05 :: MASN2 :: 79° E 5 MPH :: Rain: 50%

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  Today's Starting Pitchers GS IP ERA WHIP BAA HR BB K W-L
Scott Feldman - RH - #39 12 (14) 78.0 4.38 1.29 .251 10 27 39 2-3
Brian Burres - LH - #56 15 (17) 86.2 5.09 1.55 .299 12 30 42 6-5

I bet today's the day that Burres starts exercising the knowledge of how to "step it up." Standing in his way is Scott Feldman, a man whose skin is touched by the sun and giving it the appearance of porcelain. Also, he has a little kid bully movie name.

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From Roch:

Here’s the lineup:
Brian Roberts – 2B
Jay Payton – LF
Nick Markakis – RF
Aubrey Huff – DH
Kevin Millar – 1B
Melvin Mora – 3B
Adam Jones – CF
Guillermo Quiroz – C
Brandon Fahey – SS

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 5:11 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

One would assume

Especially with the day off Monday before the Blow Jays series. Although, why not sit him tomorrow and get him 2 days off for the price of 1?

And I’m warnin’ y’all now, I’m gonna be dog-shit crazy over the Blow Jays series. I gots me some SERIOUS Cito hatred built up.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 5:15 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm assuming

The Cito hatred has something to do with an All-Star Game and/or the year 1989.

by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 5:19 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fuck Cito

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 5:20 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Both

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 5:36 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Understandably.

I remember being a pissed off 8 year old in 1989 because of the way that season ended.

by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 5:38 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I remember being a VERY pissed off 21-year-old that year...

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 5:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I was a pissed off 22-year old,

and I watched the Jeff Ballard game with Josh Charles in a NY sports bar.

by zknower on Jul 5, 2008 6:00 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Who sucks more in Baltimore?

1) Cito

2) Jeffrey Maier

A poll is necessary.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 6:03 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Maier was a kid, so I'd have to go with Cito

but, if you offer up Richie Garcia…. he’d win hands down

by math_geek on Jul 5, 2008 6:04 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Richie Garcia, hands down

Signing fucking AUTOGRAPHS the next day for MFY fans and laughing it up about being COMPLETELY INCOMPETENT at his job. Nice.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 6:23 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

word

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on Jul 5, 2008 7:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Olson's wild pitch in the eighth

with two outs – I still have a scar on my knuckle when I punched the wall in my basement.

There's no crying in baseball

by elktonfan on Jul 5, 2008 6:08 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Otter did have a vicious curveball....

Live by the sword, die by the sword, I guess.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 6:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

On the topic of tonight's game...

Doesn’t Burres need some measure of revenge based on something that I’m pretty sure was just a really bad dream last August?

I think so…

by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 5:55 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No pun intended

But Brokeback Burres needs to get his crap in line.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 6:08 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Keys to the Game

1) Matt Albers is still hurt.

2) Maple bats break. A lot.

3) Birdland MILF and Amber = Ratings.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 5:59 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Worked last night.....

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 6:00 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Joe Buck

Is the worst announcer ever.

Even worse than Fred Manfra.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 6:09 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He

And Jim Palmer should be broadcast partners. There would never be one second of silence.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 6:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

McCarver and Palmer (with Al Michaels)

was enough for one lifetime.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 6:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hats

I didn’t know they were wearing them all weekend…

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 6:10 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you know what's wonderful about Red Sox - Yankees game

no matter what happens, somebody is going to lose. I wish it was the Yankees losing though.

by math_geek on Jul 5, 2008 6:13 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

McCarver

Doesn’t realize that baseball and football are two different sports.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 6:14 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I remember

The one time McCarver said “Watch the catcher use his mitt like a glove”. Really Tim?

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 6:20 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why?

I’m rotting for the MFY this weekend, since every loss sends the PHN further away from 1st and closer to us. If we win, we stay with the MFY even if they win. If PHN wins, they stay ahead of us.

If PHN loses to the MFY, we stay ahead of MFY and gain ground on PHN. Until MLB changes the rules so both can lose, I’ll be a reluctant MFY rooter this weekend, hoping the O’s sweep.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 6:50 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That could happen someday.

My dream world is one where the Yankees and Red Sox go 9-9 against each other, and 0-153 against everyone else.

by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 6:52 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+1

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 6:53 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah, I understand that

I’m just want to get the MFY one game behind us because

1) I hate them much more
2) I’ll focus on catching up to PHN afterwards

by math_geek on Jul 5, 2008 6:53 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hate both equally

basically – I hate both with the power of a thousand undying suns.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 6:54 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I still want to know

Why MASN never ever gives us the umpires before the game.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 6:26 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dave Johnson

Voice cracking and all….

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 6:31 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WTF

No Amber tonight?

I have no reason to watch now.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 6:33 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Birdland MILF

Should come in and do the sideline reporting.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 6:43 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That bumble gum bucket had it COMING, I tell ya!

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 6:52 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 6:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

From Roch
Randor Bierd has reported to Double-A Bowie and is scheduled to throw two innings tomorrow as part of his injury rehab assignment.

Bierd will appear in five games with the Baysox through July 17th before the Orioles re-evaluate him.

Down on the farm, Single-A Frederick’s Billy Rowell came within a triple of hitting for the cycle. His fourth home run was a tremendous shot to center field. Brandon Snyder and Chris Vinyard also homered, and Jake Arrieta struck out 10 in five innings.

Here’s the link to his blog.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 6:52 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

if Burres sucks today then I'm leavin'

By God.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 6:57 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what are you talking about

The Norfolk rotation is awesome.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:05 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I was just thinking that

right after I started doing a GIS for Jim Johnson….

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:06 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Johnson would be worth a look. Everyone in Norfolk should go home.

I missed that we got Fio back on waivers. Good for him! Who cares.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:06 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rangers lineup

Kinsler 2B
Young SS
Hamilton RF
Bradley DH
Byrd CF
Boggs LF
Davis 1B
Saltalamacchia C
Duran 3B

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:02 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FUCK

It’s DEMPSEY

“It’s not gonna get the dob jone.”

He couldn’t get through his first paragraph. Couldn’t get one.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:02 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh god

I’m going to die tonight. Rick will kill me.

“Front office people in Baltimore know (Fahey) is a real baseball player if he can put it all together.”

What fucking planet

I swear to God

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:03 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think Dempsey

Had some of Gary’s Brew.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 7:05 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no

He’s just a fucking idiot.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:06 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pretty much

He is GOD AWFUL at color in games. GOD AWFUL. That “Domestically Violate Him” game was brutal, before and after that gaffe.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:07 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Chuck and Brooks....

Go to war, Miss Agnes!

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:10 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Brooks

Was great when he’d leave for an inning or 3 to go get nachos in Texas.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 7:11 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So...we get 3 Drinks Gary AND

Mr. “Domestically Violate Him?”

Oh, this one is not a game I can watch sober…

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:05 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Duran Duran plays baseball?

I always figured them for soccer types.

by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 7:06 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hey a leadoff double

I’ll fight you, Brian Burres.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:07 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

In public?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:07 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

is there a better place?

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, you specified it when you called out Andy MacPhail previously...

I just wanted to make sure.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Burres

And No Amber.

:(

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 7:07 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mark Viviano, huh

I prefer Amber.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:07 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And the drinking starts....

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:08 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah Dempsey?

Giving up runs is bad?

Did he just call him Jose Quiroz (Cuervo)?

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 7:08 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I walked in and the band just started
the singer couldn’t care a tune in a bucket
Was on a mission to drown her memory but
I thought no way with all this ruckus

But after one round with Jose Cuervo
I caught my boots tapping along with the beat
And After two rounds with Jose Cuervo
The band was sounding pretty darn good to me…

MORE TO COME, I’m sure…

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:09 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rick Dempsey and Mark Viviano?

What did we do to deserve this?

Oh and Burres sucks already.

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 7:09 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Viv doesn't meet your eye candy quota?

Too old, I assume?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:10 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I can't think of one

Baltimore area sportscaster who meets my quota for eye candy. Old white guys don’t really do it for me.

WAIT, did I just see Jay Payton in left? So on top of it all, no Luke?

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 7:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pickin's are kinda thin for ya, aren't they?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:14 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's ok

I get all the players to look at.

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 7:21 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You don’t find Dempsey drooling on himself attractive? Fift’ inning. Inningsh.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:15 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He is definitely hittin' Gray's stash

‘cause he’s making Gary sound sober now.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:15 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I dunno

There’s that one MASN commercial where the guy can’t pronounce Saltalamacchia (Salt and ham munchies HA HA HA HA) where Dempsey gets tortilla chips all over his face.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:16 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ew

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 7:22 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If we must pitch Brian Burres

allow me to recommend Nightcrawler as an outfielder

by math_geek on Jul 5, 2008 7:11 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This is gonna be a LONG night

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 7:11 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So if Josh Hamilton loves Cal so much...

why not come play here?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:12 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well.

We do have shitty nightlife.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 7:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That would work to his ADVANTAGE, remember?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Brokeback Burres

Getting tagged like the Birdland MILF.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 7:12 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+1

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Does he get out of the 1st?

I vote no.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:12 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SEVENTY RBIs!!!

Seventy RBIs!!! Fuck, Rick, that’s AMAZING. Josh Hamilton has over 80 right now, but Marlon Byrd having SEVENTY all of last year is FUCKING AMAZING

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:14 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I get the feeling he was never all that sharp.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:16 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I wouldn't make him

my lifeline on “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.”

Not even sure i’d pick him as my classmate on “Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?” I’m not sure he is.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:17 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

has anyone gotten more out of less than Dempsey?

Major league catcher forever that couldn’t hit a lick except a few games in ‘83, overrated defensively, got to coach in the majors, interviewed for a million managerial jobs, now he’s a totally unqualified broadcaster and will be as long as he wants to be one. What a load.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:18 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm thinking, I'm thinking....

John Daly? But he did actually win two majors.

Give me a few minutes….are we restricted to just sports, or specifically baseball?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:20 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sports

I’m sure there has to be someone, but Dempsey’s gotta be up there.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:20 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm having a little trouble, to tell you the truth?

Buster Douglas?

Damn, this is TOUGH…there’s gotta be a coach/manager that qualifies….

Chris Berman?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:22 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Buster had one fight that anyone remembers. Well, OK, two. Holyfield beating his ass was fairly memorable and the real torch passing.

Berman’s a dope.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:23 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Berman's a one-trick pony

and been riding’ it since 1980.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Berman's viral video

where he went ballistic is pretty great.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Chris Berman

is an annoying fat fuck

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Jul 5, 2008 7:25 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+1

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:25 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So, does Berman count as

equaling Dempsey? I think he’s a bit shy of Dempsey-level suckitude.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:29 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+275 lbs.

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on Jul 5, 2008 7:49 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

GOT IT!

Phil Rizzuto.

I win.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:59 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Burres

Should be named Blowfish.

Marlon Byrd not washing cars is what’s amazing.

What’s a Oreriole, Dumpsey?

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 7:15 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

now let me tell you something

If Jonny Pops came on right now and took a dump on MASN, how could I disagree at all? This is horrible. Horrible, horrible, horrible.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:15 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But, but, but

the home plate cam!

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:16 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I still

Hate not knowing the umpires.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 7:17 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

David Murphy not playing

Because they realized he’s David Murphy.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 7:17 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

everyone but Buck realized it

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:17 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

JESUS BURRES

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:17 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No

Jesus wouldn’t Thorne the bases.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 7:17 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm pretty sure his first name is Brian

and he definitely isn’t anyone’s savior tonight.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:17 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How damn luck

is Burres to get out of that with just 1 run?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:19 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Smoke

Mirrors, and Pixie Sticks.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 7:19 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and ORIOLES MAGIC, baby.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:20 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

man

He totally knew how to step it up and get out of that.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:19 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

thank God for the inning being over

allowing more on base then you get out is bad

by math_geek on Jul 5, 2008 7:19 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This snooty flight attendant

Could probably get out of that jam.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 7:19 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ha ha ha the Cave man is dancing

Hillllllaaaaarrrrrriiiiioooouuuussss. Jazz hands are FUNNY. Oh! Oh!

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:20 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hit mute EVERY TIME that ad comes on

EVERY TIME.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:21 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

alright, Brian

Good start. We’ll have to wax this schmuck.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:21 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is that

The same as domestically violating him?

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 7:22 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Please don't

Get caught stealing.

Hell a damn BUNT wouldn’t be bad. You’re going to need all the runs you can get.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 7:21 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I realize

That’s kind of obvious in all baseball games.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 7:22 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ROCKET

Payton! Two on, baby.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:22 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Get 'em in, Nicky

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:23 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes Demps

Storming back from the 1-0 spot.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 7:23 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Back in the game, baby

Nicky is hitting the shit out of the ball right now.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:23 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YEAH BABY

NICKY DOUBLE

2-1 O’S

KICK SOME ASS

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:23 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice, Nicky!

Wow was Jay Payton sexually assaulting Brian Roberts?

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 7:24 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes

And they are now a union in Vermont.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 7:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And sharing medical benefits...

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:26 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

whoa

Payton humped Roberts. Then Dempsey said “the Orioles offensive TRAIN.”

Then I took a shot of Wild Turkey.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:24 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Two shots

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:26 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nicky's been all over

low and away the last week or so.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:24 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FINISH A FUCKING SENTENCE, DEMPSEY

It may be a mista-they-I…

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:26 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dempsey is like a Beverly Hillbilly

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Jul 5, 2008 7:27 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm telling ya, it's gonna be painful all night

And I’m out of vodka already. My 4 inning ration last 3 batters.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:27 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh, good. Dempsey and Crowley were roommates. Those must’ve been some fun late-night conversations.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:27 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dude, you farted!

Did not!

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:28 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Doorknob?

Missed that one…

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:29 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

someone farts, you shout doorknob

before they say safety and you can hit them until they get to a doorknob.

the things you learn when in a van with a bunch of dudes is very, um, interesting.

by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 7:31 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

boys are weird

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 7:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No....

as I tell my 9th graders…

Girls are weird.

Boys are STUPID.

Neither changes until about age 30.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:33 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you have no idea

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:33 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'll remember that

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs



Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:29 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+1

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:29 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sounds like two retarded kids that would

fight over a broken toy

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Jul 5, 2008 7:29 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dempsey...

almost makes me miss Jim Hunter.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:30 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dempsey makes me miss the audio feed going out

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:31 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pulle a cable,

pull a cable, dude.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:31 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what would I talk about

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that'll get a run in

Productive out!

3-1 O’s

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:30 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

MelMo with the RBI...

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:30 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I gotta admit

the soccer chant is growing on me…

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:31 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It’s from “Ole” by The Bouncing Souls. Probably their best song.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Gotta get that

from Amazon tonight. Screw iTunes. Amazon’s easier to work with.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"True Believers"

or “Private Radio”

In my opinion

by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 7:34 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m not a big Bouncing Souls fan so I’ll defer to you.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:35 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ha, word

they’re perfect summertime music, I think.

by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 7:36 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I chill in the summer

So I’m more of a My Morning Jacket in the summer sort of cat. Or looser Dylan (New Morning, etc.)

Fleet Foxes are doing it for me this year.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:38 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Um, uh, Slayer?

I got nothin’.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:38 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm introducing my 11 y.o. to Pantera

in dribs and drabs, picking the stuff where Phil doesn’t cuss. Obviously, doesn’t leave much.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:43 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Phil Anselmo is a fucking idiot

I like Pantera but it has nothing to do with that moron.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:44 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's what I told my daughter

He’s a horrible human being, but a great metal singer.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:59 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I missed the boat on this band

or, more accurately, never chose to hop on it.

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Jul 5, 2008 7:36 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow

Mora is useful for once

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Jul 5, 2008 7:31 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Adam Jones, son...

is almost up to .280 – good on ya, son!

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:31 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I want to take that out of context

“Jones is using (Shelby). He’s really using him.”

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:33 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this is a damn long inning

Er. Was.

Three in! Let’s go, Burres.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:34 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How long was it?

By the first pitch of the 2nd inning, this thread had 203 comments.

That’s how long.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:36 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well, the Cards do have Pujols…

but he and Huff are having the same season so far, it seems.

by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 7:36 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

boy

We want Amber.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:36 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SALT AND HAM MUNCHIES

HAH AHA AHAHAHAHHAHAHA

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:36 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"Dude, he's got a funny name...."

“Safety!”

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:37 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The NL one for the Nationals

is just as bad with everyone giggling at “Fukudome”

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Jul 5, 2008 7:37 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm not gonna lie

I just went to cavemanscrib.com. I can’t believe someone paid someone else money to create it. And I can’t believe people will actually buy car insurance because of it.

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 7:37 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I switched to Geico

because I thought it was funny

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Jul 5, 2008 7:38 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

K

I’ll take it, lets see some more of those, and less than the rest of it

by math_geek on Jul 5, 2008 7:38 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hey, alright

He got an out before Duran doubled.

Here come the killers.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:38 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

God, I hate that band

Now THERE’S an overhyped bunch of no-talent whiners. Them and The Strokes.

Actually, The Strokes are worse. I take that back.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:40 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I like both!

Neither of them whine any more than, like, Smokey Robinson did.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I guess

Smokey Robinson is old so thus his simplistic ass songs about love and heartbreak and cinammon or whatever the fuck get a pass from critics that would crap on anything new that sounded the same.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:43 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

let me say this

I like Smokey Robinson.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:43 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Strokes

make me have an allergic reaction. I cannot tell you how much I loathe that band. I’ll listen to Miley Cyrus “Girls Night Out – G.N.O.” nstuck on repeat for 3 days in a row without sleep if it meant I never had to hear “Last Nite” again in my life.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:42 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"Last Nite" is not a favorite

Actually outside of “Someday” I didn’t like their first album. The latter two were really good albums.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:43 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

both are excellent

The Strokes’ newest album is their best

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Jul 5, 2008 7:43 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hmmm

I think maybe I like Room on Fire a bit more.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:44 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

either way

This is It wasn’t that good. And the best song on it wasn’t even on the US release

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Jul 5, 2008 7:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I LOVED “Someday,” and yeah “New York City Cops” was awesome. But that album was really flat.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'll take your word on it

‘cause if I never hear another note from that band again, I will live a happier life.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:44 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Step it up, Brian

Diamond Dave ain’t playing.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:39 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what the fuck

Dempsey on Hamilton is downright awe-inspiring.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:42 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Then some stranger asked me to dance
and i reviled to her my two left feet
Said “Don’t get me wrong, im glad you asked,
But tonight’s about beating an old memory

Then after Three rounds with Jose Cuervo
I let her lead me out on the floor
And after Four rounds with Jose Cuervo
I was showing off moves never seen before

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:44 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I gotta hit the liquor store.

See you people in a bit.

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 7:44 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

God bless America

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:44 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I shoulda done that before 1st pitch...

but noooooo, I assumed an inch at the bottom of the bottom would be enough…

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I have a feeling that out of all cities Hamilton has visited

This is the one where it’s easiest to get crack. He doesn’t even have to try. Pray for him, y’all

The stock market will never recover, our armies will never again be #1, and our children will drink filthy water for the rest of their lives - HST

by the fix is in on Jul 5, 2008 7:44 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Baltimore has to be the worst though

If anyone has ever seen the “scourge of meth” video, you see this black cloud overcoming America from the West. It’s hit Virginia, W. Va, Pennslyvania is getting into it….

But NOT MARYLAND.

we like crack THAT much.

The stock market will never recover, our armies will never again be #1, and our children will drink filthy water for the rest of their lives - HST

by the fix is in on Jul 5, 2008 7:47 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hell, we're still on weed over here

Crack’s barely made its way to the Shore yet.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:48 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh, it's hit western MD

I’ve seen definitely methed out types around Hagerstown

by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 8:09 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

how do you know

Do they all have cuts on their lips and band-aids on their cheeks?

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 8:10 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I've heard

that Hagerstown is a huge area for heroin.

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 8:11 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

more lip cuts and band-aids

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 8:11 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Him and Omarion...

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He could just go to Hamsterdam

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by exitfare on Jul 5, 2008 7:47 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs



COORS.

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:45 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Look

it’s automatic out Fahey

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by exitfare on Jul 5, 2008 7:46 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you must not have heard

Brandon Fahey’s had two good games so now he’s the complete package.

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:48 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rick Dempsey said so

Even had teh MASN graphics department make something to display it.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:48 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dempsey’s impressed with Quiroz’s mechanics throwing the ball. Of course, Dempsey couldn’t throw.

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by SC on Jul 5, 2008 7:47 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dude, when your BACKUP catcher gets that kinda lead

you really might think about trying to hold the runner.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:47 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Gee, THAT was a surprising outcome

Stacey, can you pick up a 750 ml of Stoli for me on your way out?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:50 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that's the Fahey that I know

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by exitfare on Jul 5, 2008 7:50 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sorry dude

I was gone by the time you made your request :) I’ve got plenty of that here, though. We always have the hard liquor, but we’re always runnng out of beer.

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 8:00 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If you've always got liquor

why do you need beer?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 8:00 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

we run out of both

Bunch of bullshit.

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