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Gameday Thread: Rangers (44-43) @ O's (44-41)

Texas Rangers at Baltimore Orioles, Jul 5, 2008 7:05 PM EDT


7:05 :: MASN2 :: 79° E 5 MPH :: Rain: 50%

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  Today's Starting Pitchers GS IP ERA WHIP BAA HR BB K W-L
Scott Feldman - RH - #39 12 (14) 78.0 4.38 1.29 .251 10 27 39 2-3
Brian Burres - LH - #56 15 (17) 86.2 5.09 1.55 .299 12 30 42 6-5

I bet today's the day that Burres starts exercising the knowledge of how to "step it up." Standing in his way is Scott Feldman, a man whose skin is touched by the sun and giving it the appearance of porcelain. Also, he has a little kid bully movie name.

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From Roch:

Here’s the lineup:
Brian Roberts – 2B
Jay Payton – LF
Nick Markakis – RF
Aubrey Huff – DH
Kevin Millar – 1B
Melvin Mora – 3B
Adam Jones – CF
Guillermo Quiroz – C
Brandon Fahey – SS

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 5:11 PM EDT reply actions  

One would assume

Especially with the day off Monday before the Blow Jays series. Although, why not sit him tomorrow and get him 2 days off for the price of 1?

And I’m warnin’ y’all now, I’m gonna be dog-shit crazy over the Blow Jays series. I gots me some SERIOUS Cito hatred built up.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm assuming

The Cito hatred has something to do with an All-Star Game and/or the year 1989.

by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Both

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Understandably.

I remember being a pissed off 8 year old in 1989 because of the way that season ended.

by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I remember being a VERY pissed off 21-year-old that year...

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was a pissed off 22-year old,

and I watched the Jeff Ballard game with Josh Charles in a NY sports bar.

by zknower on Jul 5, 2008 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who sucks more in Baltimore?

1) Cito

2) Jeffrey Maier

A poll is necessary.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maier was a kid, so I'd have to go with Cito

but, if you offer up Richie Garcia…. he’d win hands down

by math_geek on Jul 5, 2008 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Richie Garcia, hands down

Signing fucking AUTOGRAPHS the next day for MFY fans and laughing it up about being COMPLETELY INCOMPETENT at his job. Nice.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

word

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on Jul 5, 2008 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Olson's wild pitch in the eighth

with two outs – I still have a scar on my knuckle when I punched the wall in my basement.

There's no crying in baseball

by elktonfan on Jul 5, 2008 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Otter did have a vicious curveball....

Live by the sword, die by the sword, I guess.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

On the topic of tonight's game...

Doesn’t Burres need some measure of revenge based on something that I’m pretty sure was just a really bad dream last August?

I think so…

by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 5:55 PM EDT reply actions  

No pun intended

But Brokeback Burres needs to get his crap in line.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Keys to the Game

1) Matt Albers is still hurt.

2) Maple bats break. A lot.

3) Birdland MILF and Amber = Ratings.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 5:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Worked last night.....

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joe Buck

Is the worst announcer ever.

Even worse than Fred Manfra.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 6:09 PM EDT reply actions  

He

And Jim Palmer should be broadcast partners. There would never be one second of silence.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

McCarver and Palmer (with Al Michaels)

was enough for one lifetime.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hats

I didn’t know they were wearing them all weekend…

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 6:10 PM EDT reply actions  

you know what's wonderful about Red Sox - Yankees game

no matter what happens, somebody is going to lose. I wish it was the Yankees losing though.

by math_geek on Jul 5, 2008 6:13 PM EDT reply actions  

McCarver

Doesn’t realize that baseball and football are two different sports.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I remember

The one time McCarver said “Watch the catcher use his mitt like a glove”. Really Tim?

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why?

I’m rotting for the MFY this weekend, since every loss sends the PHN further away from 1st and closer to us. If we win, we stay with the MFY even if they win. If PHN wins, they stay ahead of us.

If PHN loses to the MFY, we stay ahead of MFY and gain ground on PHN. Until MLB changes the rules so both can lose, I’ll be a reluctant MFY rooter this weekend, hoping the O’s sweep.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

That could happen someday.

My dream world is one where the Yankees and Red Sox go 9-9 against each other, and 0-153 against everyone else.

by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, I understand that

I’m just want to get the MFY one game behind us because

1) I hate them much more
2) I’ll focus on catching up to PHN afterwards

by math_geek on Jul 5, 2008 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate both equally

basically – I hate both with the power of a thousand undying suns.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still want to know

Why MASN never ever gives us the umpires before the game.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 6:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Dave Johnson

Voice cracking and all….

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 6:31 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF

No Amber tonight?

I have no reason to watch now.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 6:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Birdland MILF

Should come in and do the sideline reporting.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 6:43 PM EDT reply actions  

That bumble gum bucket had it COMING, I tell ya!

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

From Roch
Randor Bierd has reported to Double-A Bowie and is scheduled to throw two innings tomorrow as part of his injury rehab assignment.

Bierd will appear in five games with the Baysox through July 17th before the Orioles re-evaluate him.

Down on the farm, Single-A Frederick’s Billy Rowell came within a triple of hitting for the cycle. His fourth home run was a tremendous shot to center field. Brandon Snyder and Chris Vinyard also homered, and Jake Arrieta struck out 10 in five innings.

Here’s the link to his blog.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 6:52 PM EDT reply actions  

if Burres sucks today then I'm leavin'

By God.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

Camden Chat
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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 6:57 PM EDT reply actions  

what are you talking about

The Norfolk rotation is awesome.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was just thinking that

right after I started doing a GIS for Jim Johnson….

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Johnson would be worth a look. Everyone in Norfolk should go home.

I missed that we got Fio back on waivers. Good for him! Who cares.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rangers lineup

Kinsler 2B
Young SS
Hamilton RF
Bradley DH
Byrd CF
Boggs LF
Davis 1B
Saltalamacchia C
Duran 3B

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

Camden Chat
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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:02 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK

It’s DEMPSEY

“It’s not gonna get the dob jone.”

He couldn’t get through his first paragraph. Couldn’t get one.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:02 PM EDT reply actions  

oh god

I’m going to die tonight. Rick will kill me.

“Front office people in Baltimore know (Fahey) is a real baseball player if he can put it all together.”

What fucking planet

I swear to God

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:03 PM EDT reply actions  

I think Dempsey

Had some of Gary’s Brew.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

He’s just a fucking idiot.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty much

He is GOD AWFUL at color in games. GOD AWFUL. That “Domestically Violate Him” game was brutal, before and after that gaffe.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chuck and Brooks....

Go to war, Miss Agnes!

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brooks

Was great when he’d leave for an inning or 3 to go get nachos in Texas.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

So...we get 3 Drinks Gary AND

Mr. “Domestically Violate Him?”

Oh, this one is not a game I can watch sober…

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Duran Duran plays baseball?

I always figured them for soccer types.

by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 7:06 PM EDT reply actions  

hey a leadoff double

I’ll fight you, Brian Burres.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

In public?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

is there a better place?

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, you specified it when you called out Andy MacPhail previously...

I just wanted to make sure.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mark Viviano, huh

I prefer Amber.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

And the drinking starts....

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah Dempsey?

Giving up runs is bad?

Did he just call him Jose Quiroz (Cuervo)?

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I walked in and the band just started
the singer couldn’t care a tune in a bucket
Was on a mission to drown her memory but
I thought no way with all this ruckus

But after one round with Jose Cuervo
I caught my boots tapping along with the beat
And After two rounds with Jose Cuervo
The band was sounding pretty darn good to me…

MORE TO COME, I’m sure…

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rick Dempsey and Mark Viviano?

What did we do to deserve this?

Oh and Burres sucks already.

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Viv doesn't meet your eye candy quota?

Too old, I assume?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't think of one

Baltimore area sportscaster who meets my quota for eye candy. Old white guys don’t really do it for me.

WAIT, did I just see Jay Payton in left? So on top of it all, no Luke?

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pickin's are kinda thin for ya, aren't they?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's ok

I get all the players to look at.

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

You don’t find Dempsey drooling on himself attractive? Fift’ inning. Inningsh.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

Camden Chat
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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

He is definitely hittin' Gray's stash

‘cause he’s making Gary sound sober now.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno

There’s that one MASN commercial where the guy can’t pronounce Saltalamacchia (Salt and ham munchies HA HA HA HA) where Dempsey gets tortilla chips all over his face.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

ew

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

If we must pitch Brian Burres

allow me to recommend Nightcrawler as an outfielder

by math_geek on Jul 5, 2008 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

This is gonna be a LONG night

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

So if Josh Hamilton loves Cal so much...

why not come play here?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Well.

We do have shitty nightlife.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would work to his ADVANTAGE, remember?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brokeback Burres

Getting tagged like the Birdland MILF.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does he get out of the 1st?

I vote no.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

SEVENTY RBIs!!!

Seventy RBIs!!! Fuck, Rick, that’s AMAZING. Josh Hamilton has over 80 right now, but Marlon Byrd having SEVENTY all of last year is FUCKING AMAZING

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:14 PM EDT reply actions  

I get the feeling he was never all that sharp.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't make him

my lifeline on “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.”

Not even sure i’d pick him as my classmate on “Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?” I’m not sure he is.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

has anyone gotten more out of less than Dempsey?

Major league catcher forever that couldn’t hit a lick except a few games in ‘83, overrated defensively, got to coach in the majors, interviewed for a million managerial jobs, now he’s a totally unqualified broadcaster and will be as long as he wants to be one. What a load.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm thinking, I'm thinking....

John Daly? But he did actually win two majors.

Give me a few minutes….are we restricted to just sports, or specifically baseball?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

sports

I’m sure there has to be someone, but Dempsey’s gotta be up there.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm having a little trouble, to tell you the truth?

Buster Douglas?

Damn, this is TOUGH…there’s gotta be a coach/manager that qualifies….

Chris Berman?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buster had one fight that anyone remembers. Well, OK, two. Holyfield beating his ass was fairly memorable and the real torch passing.

Berman’s a dope.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Berman's a one-trick pony

and been riding’ it since 1980.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Berman's viral video

where he went ballistic is pretty great.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chris Berman

is an annoying fat fuck

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Jul 5, 2008 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, does Berman count as

equaling Dempsey? I think he’s a bit shy of Dempsey-level suckitude.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

+275 lbs.

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on Jul 5, 2008 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

GOT IT!

Phil Rizzuto.

I win.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Burres

Should be named Blowfish.

Marlon Byrd not washing cars is what’s amazing.

What’s a Oreriole, Dumpsey?

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

now let me tell you something

If Jonny Pops came on right now and took a dump on MASN, how could I disagree at all? This is horrible. Horrible, horrible, horrible.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

But, but, but

the home plate cam!

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still

Hate not knowing the umpires.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

David Murphy not playing

Because they realized he’s David Murphy.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

everyone but Buck realized it

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

JESUS BURRES

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

No

Jesus wouldn’t Thorne the bases.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure his first name is Brian

and he definitely isn’t anyone’s savior tonight.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

How damn luck

is Burres to get out of that with just 1 run?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Smoke

Mirrors, and Pixie Sticks.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

and ORIOLES MAGIC, baby.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

man

He totally knew how to step it up and get out of that.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

thank God for the inning being over

allowing more on base then you get out is bad

by math_geek on Jul 5, 2008 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

This snooty flight attendant

Could probably get out of that jam.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

ha ha ha the Cave man is dancing

Hillllllaaaaarrrrrriiiiioooouuuussss. Jazz hands are FUNNY. Oh! Oh!

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

I hit mute EVERY TIME that ad comes on

EVERY TIME.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

alright, Brian

Good start. We’ll have to wax this schmuck.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Is that

The same as domestically violating him?

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please don't

Get caught stealing.

Hell a damn BUNT wouldn’t be bad. You’re going to need all the runs you can get.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

I realize

That’s kind of obvious in all baseball games.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

ROCKET

Payton! Two on, baby.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Get 'em in, Nicky

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes Demps

Storming back from the 1-0 spot.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Back in the game, baby

Nicky is hitting the shit out of the ball right now.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

YEAH BABY

NICKY DOUBLE

2-1 O’S

KICK SOME ASS

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice, Nicky!

Wow was Jay Payton sexually assaulting Brian Roberts?

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes

And they are now a union in Vermont.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

And sharing medical benefits...

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

whoa

Payton humped Roberts. Then Dempsey said “the Orioles offensive TRAIN.”

Then I took a shot of Wild Turkey.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Two shots

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nicky's been all over

low and away the last week or so.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

FINISH A FUCKING SENTENCE, DEMPSEY

It may be a mista-they-I…

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Dempsey is like a Beverly Hillbilly

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Jul 5, 2008 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm telling ya, it's gonna be painful all night

And I’m out of vodka already. My 4 inning ration last 3 batters.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, good. Dempsey and Crowley were roommates. Those must’ve been some fun late-night conversations.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Dude, you farted!

Did not!

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doorknob?

Missed that one…

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

someone farts, you shout doorknob

before they say safety and you can hit them until they get to a doorknob.

the things you learn when in a van with a bunch of dudes is very, um, interesting.

by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

boys are weird

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

No....

as I tell my 9th graders…

Girls are weird.

Boys are STUPID.

Neither changes until about age 30.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

you have no idea

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll remember that

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  



Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

sounds like two retarded kids that would

fight over a broken toy

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Jul 5, 2008 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dempsey...

almost makes me miss Jim Hunter.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Dempsey makes me miss the audio feed going out

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pulle a cable,

pull a cable, dude.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

what would I talk about

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

that'll get a run in

Productive out!

3-1 O’s

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

MelMo with the RBI...

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I gotta admit

the soccer chant is growing on me…

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s from “Ole” by The Bouncing Souls. Probably their best song.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotta get that

from Amazon tonight. Screw iTunes. Amazon’s easier to work with.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

"True Believers"

or “Private Radio”

In my opinion

by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not a big Bouncing Souls fan so I’ll defer to you.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha, word

they’re perfect summertime music, I think.

by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I chill in the summer

So I’m more of a My Morning Jacket in the summer sort of cat. Or looser Dylan (New Morning, etc.)

Fleet Foxes are doing it for me this year.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um, uh, Slayer?

I got nothin’.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm introducing my 11 y.o. to Pantera

in dribs and drabs, picking the stuff where Phil doesn’t cuss. Obviously, doesn’t leave much.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Phil Anselmo is a fucking idiot

I like Pantera but it has nothing to do with that moron.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what I told my daughter

He’s a horrible human being, but a great metal singer.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I missed the boat on this band

or, more accurately, never chose to hop on it.

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Jul 5, 2008 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

Mora is useful for once

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Jul 5, 2008 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Adam Jones, son...

is almost up to .280 – good on ya, son!

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

I want to take that out of context

“Jones is using (Shelby). He’s really using him.”

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

this is a damn long inning

Er. Was.

Three in! Let’s go, Burres.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

How long was it?

By the first pitch of the 2nd inning, this thread had 203 comments.

That’s how long.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, the Cards do have Pujols…

but he and Huff are having the same season so far, it seems.

by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

boy

We want Amber.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

SALT AND HAM MUNCHIES

HAH AHA AHAHAHAHHAHAHA

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

"Dude, he's got a funny name...."

“Safety!”

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

The NL one for the Nationals

is just as bad with everyone giggling at “Fukudome”

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Jul 5, 2008 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not gonna lie

I just went to cavemanscrib.com. I can’t believe someone paid someone else money to create it. And I can’t believe people will actually buy car insurance because of it.

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I switched to Geico

because I thought it was funny

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Jul 5, 2008 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

K

I’ll take it, lets see some more of those, and less than the rest of it

by math_geek on Jul 5, 2008 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

hey, alright

He got an out before Duran doubled.

Here come the killers.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

God, I hate that band

Now THERE’S an overhyped bunch of no-talent whiners. Them and The Strokes.

Actually, The Strokes are worse. I take that back.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like both!

Neither of them whine any more than, like, Smokey Robinson did.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess

Smokey Robinson is old so thus his simplistic ass songs about love and heartbreak and cinammon or whatever the fuck get a pass from critics that would crap on anything new that sounded the same.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

let me say this

I like Smokey Robinson.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Strokes

make me have an allergic reaction. I cannot tell you how much I loathe that band. I’ll listen to Miley Cyrus “Girls Night Out – G.N.O.” nstuck on repeat for 3 days in a row without sleep if it meant I never had to hear “Last Nite” again in my life.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Last Nite" is not a favorite

Actually outside of “Someday” I didn’t like their first album. The latter two were really good albums.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

both are excellent

The Strokes’ newest album is their best

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Jul 5, 2008 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmmm

I think maybe I like Room on Fire a bit more.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

either way

This is It wasn’t that good. And the best song on it wasn’t even on the US release

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Jul 5, 2008 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I LOVED “Someday,” and yeah “New York City Cops” was awesome. But that album was really flat.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll take your word on it

‘cause if I never hear another note from that band again, I will live a happier life.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Step it up, Brian

Diamond Dave ain’t playing.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

what the fuck

Dempsey on Hamilton is downright awe-inspiring.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Then some stranger asked me to dance
and i reviled to her my two left feet
Said “Don’t get me wrong, im glad you asked,
But tonight’s about beating an old memory

Then after Three rounds with Jose Cuervo
I let her lead me out on the floor
And after Four rounds with Jose Cuervo
I was showing off moves never seen before

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

I gotta hit the liquor store.

See you people in a bit.

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

God bless America

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I shoulda done that before 1st pitch...

but noooooo, I assumed an inch at the bottom of the bottom would be enough…

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a feeling that out of all cities Hamilton has visited

This is the one where it’s easiest to get crack. He doesn’t even have to try. Pray for him, y’all

The stock market will never recover, our armies will never again be #1, and our children will drink filthy water for the rest of their lives - HST

by the fix is in on Jul 5, 2008 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Baltimore has to be the worst though

If anyone has ever seen the “scourge of meth” video, you see this black cloud overcoming America from the West. It’s hit Virginia, W. Va, Pennslyvania is getting into it….

But NOT MARYLAND.

we like crack THAT much.

The stock market will never recover, our armies will never again be #1, and our children will drink filthy water for the rest of their lives - HST

by the fix is in on Jul 5, 2008 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hell, we're still on weed over here

Crack’s barely made its way to the Shore yet.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, it's hit western MD

I’ve seen definitely methed out types around Hagerstown

by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

how do you know

Do they all have cuts on their lips and band-aids on their cheeks?

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've heard

that Hagerstown is a huge area for heroin.

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

more lip cuts and band-aids

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Him and Omarion...

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

He could just go to Hamsterdam

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Jul 5, 2008 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  



COORS.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Look

it’s automatic out Fahey

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Jul 5, 2008 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

you must not have heard

Brandon Fahey’s had two good games so now he’s the complete package.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rick Dempsey said so

Even had teh MASN graphics department make something to display it.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dempsey’s impressed with Quiroz’s mechanics throwing the ball. Of course, Dempsey couldn’t throw.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Dude, when your BACKUP catcher gets that kinda lead

you really might think about trying to hold the runner.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Gee, THAT was a surprising outcome

Stacey, can you pick up a 750 ml of Stoli for me on your way out?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

that's the Fahey that I know

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Jul 5, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry dude

I was gone by the time you made your request :) I’ve got plenty of that here, though. We always have the hard liquor, but we’re always runnng out of beer.

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you've always got liquor

why do you need beer?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

we run out of both

Bunch of bullshit.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

My roommate

is regularly buying a fresh bottle of gin to replensish the stocks for her G&T. But besides that we’re pretty much beer and wine gals.

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I was a major league hitter, my walk-up music would be “Angel of the Morning.”

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

I’d go with the first 30 seconds of “Days of Revenge” by Ramallah

or the last 48 seconds of Hatebreed’s “Doomsayer”

by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK....

I’d go with Glen Campbell’s “I Love My Truck.”

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

That or

Damge Inc. by Metallica

“Victim is your name and you shall fall…..”

Doesn’t get any better than that.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got a Jackson sez Burres makes it through this inning. Takers?

‘Course, I’m really drunk.

But responsibly.

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on Jul 5, 2008 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

I seriously don't see it.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha! Had it all the way. Sawing bats off in their hands! Brian the Magnificent!

Put otherwise: Whew…

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on Jul 5, 2008 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're right

and I’m wrong, and I’m OK with that.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

And at the 50 minute mark

we have Dempsey’s first “maybe firable” remark..”

“They got so many big guys up here, they look like gorillas…”

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, round five or round six
I forgot what I came to forget
After Round seven, Or was it eight?
I bought a round for the whole dang place…

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Dempsey: "He's gotta get the fastball down"

Gary: “He didn’t”

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Jesus

That was a very, very long strike.

by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Gary speculated if it hit the warehouse

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it could havend

and if it did, it deserves a marker.

by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Foul ball = no marker

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

deserves something

for being absolutely crushed.

thank God it was foul, though.

by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Payton is working his ass of out there

If Burres gets through this, he should forward Payton his paycheck

by math_geek on Jul 5, 2008 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

All $10 of it?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dempsey nice and racist

Calling them gorillas right after a black guy hits.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Only took him 50 minutes this time

Last time, I think he made it to the 7th or so

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

fucken internet

Anyway Chris Davis murdered that foul ball. Holy crap.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

yes, Gary

A team that needs right-handed POWER might want to get Jay Payton. Power. Right-handed power.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

RICK

FINISH THE SENTENCE

200%, THAT’S GREAT

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I was listening to Gary interview Dave today on the radio

about what they’re talking about right now. Gary asked if he’d rather put Nick in the 2 or 3 spot and Dave said, “If I had any good right handed hitters I’d put that guy at 2 and NIcky at 3.” I enjoyed how he said they don’t have any good right handers. Although I think AJ will fulfill that need soon enough.

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Hitting Adam Jones second could possibly SCAR HIM FOR LIFE

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

DD isn't big on coddling his players in the press, is he?

I love it!

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh

About 50 minutes until I can start properly drinking.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Another Jackson that Burres makes it through the 4th? Anyone, anyone?

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on Jul 5, 2008 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

He's smokin', I tell ya.

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on Jul 5, 2008 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice play, Burres

That was a good damn bunt. It was also a stupid play that a manager like Ron Washington is clapping his hands about.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh my God, Rick. One sentence. Just one.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

"This might be a situation

where you try to get Josh Hamilton out by making him swing at pitches outside the strike zone.”

YA THINK?

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Birdland commercial

Poor kid. His dad’s childhood heroes are Eddie Murray and Brooks Robinson and shit, and the kid’s are Alex Cintron and Brian Burres.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

The kid is, uh, challenged, see.

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on Jul 5, 2008 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

hopefully, the kid's heroes are actually

Markakis and Roberts, or he realizes that he can like players on other teams…

by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet Scott Feldman had a troubled period as a child. A real pistol, that one.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Not able to live up to the reputation

of his brother Cory?

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

awesome

not everyone gets to be with Topanga

by math_geek on Jul 5, 2008 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude that's Cory Matthews

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cory Matthews is awesome

And Boy Meets World is one of the greatest shows ever. So I’m always cool with a Topanga mention.

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not even one of the Two Coreys of the 80s...

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Without Rick's sharp analysis, I wouldn't have perceived that Buck Martinez is a rocket scientist.

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on Jul 5, 2008 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

"That ball was hit right where he could make that play."

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on Jul 5, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry but those blue hats

are just dumb.

And Burres is lucky.

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

They look ok for some teams.

Not so much the O’s, but I thought they looked good with the Nats road blue yesterday.

by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

they look good on Texas

Or I suppose any teams that wear blue.

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

pretty much...

though the color is off from the Yankees and Red Sox usual blue, thought it didn’t look terrible on either of them

by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH SHIT

MELVIN WITH THE LEATHER

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

I guess I don't understand MILFs

Because that broad just looks like a regular old mom to me.

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

She’s not really MILF material if you ask me. I mean maybe under the right circumstances, but it’s not like I noticed her until people started going gonzo.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just wait 'til you hit 35, bro

any woman over 30 that’s not overweight starts looking good. :)

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Except Courtney Love

Very important exception.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean, I like that Fahey is getting hits

But since the result is Rick Dempsey talking about how great he is, maybe I could do without it.

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on Jul 5, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fay-hee, Fay-hee, Fay-hee!

Make you forget Paul Bako, he will!

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on Jul 5, 2008 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Leave it to Rick Dempsey to classify Al Bumbry as a difference-making hitter.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I remember The Bee fondly..

but not so much for his hitting.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

what a horribly overrated series that was

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

back then there weren't many options..

nothing to compare it to so i liked it.

I remember when ken griffey jr’s game came out for the SNES .. i was convinced that it was impossible to make a better game than that.

by Y Not on Jul 5, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

there was plenty to compare it to

I’m considering playing all the NES baseball games again and reviewing them. Just for shits.

I’ll tell you right now, the two worst NES baseball games are Roger Clemens MVP Baseball and Bo Jackson Baseball.

The best is Dusty Diamond’s All-Star Softball.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

i give props to the sega gamegear's "MLB Baseball"

it sported the awesome ‘91 Orioles team.

I once beat some team 80-something to 3 in a 9 inning game. Sam Horn was a freak of nature.

by Y Not on Jul 5, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

RBI 4 was the '91 team too

Fun, fun, fun game. We had to outlaw the Rangers and Giants, plus the classic teams, plus the All-Star teams.

The GameGear was such an underrated handheld.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

RBI Baseball RULED

Especially the original, RBI Baseball IV and RBI ‘93.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

answer:

Jamie Moyer and someone

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

oh!

Moose and Rhodes.

Dempsey failed to comprehend the question. He thought it had to be someone on the current O’s or current Rangers.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Dempsey failing to comprehend something

unheard of.

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is the damnedest game. It should be about 10-8.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

baseball, she is a confusing mistress.

some days shitty pitchers get out of jams, other days mariano rivera gets rocked…

by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve had it with this precocious girl singing.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate you, Dempsey

“The Or-earls.”

We all love the Baltimore Or-earls.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

hey Rick

Maybe you’re a dumbass. It’s a pretty easy name to pronounce.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Gary Thorne hates his life right now

He’s thinking, “I signed on for Palmer and sometimes Buck, not this dumb ass mofo.”

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

who's the injury delay for? what happened?

the gameday clamation figures tell me nothing!

by Y Not on Jul 5, 2008 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Salty hurt himself swinging or something

He’s out of the game and the back up catcher is running in from the bullpen to get in the game.

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

BUCKET HAT NIGHT!

And I’m going to be on Long Island. Damn. I love me a floppy hat.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I think we should send AMA 1000 pink floppy hats.

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on Jul 5, 2008 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Payton you loser

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

"seldomly"? Dempsey is infectious...

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on Jul 5, 2008 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

but does he really HAVE one out left

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

playin odds...

this never works. 70-something pitches – he should have kept burres in.

oh well, i guess we’ll see what happens.

by Y Not on Jul 5, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

... I'm going to say it.

Trembley’s an idiot. Bad move.

by Y Not on Jul 5, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looked good

his last two outings…

He held the Washington Nationals to one hit and a walk in four innings last Saturday to earn his first career save, and he retired all six Kansas City Royals he faced Thursday night.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno

Kinsler is a hell of a hitter and he played the percentages, and Burres was very much battling. It’s just that Cormier isn’t good.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

given up 2 runs, thrown 70-something pitches..

trembley needs to stop bitching about burres not going 5 or more if he’s going to pull him out in a situation like that. Just my opinion.

anyway, i’m going out for dinner and drinks. hope this game doesn’t turn into a disaster.

by Y Not on Jul 5, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

let me tell you something

If I ever walk into that jernt and some ecstatic woman runs up and goes WELCOME TO CHILI’S!, I’m leaving.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

All things considered

a relatively successful outing by Burres. And by successful, I mean damn lucky.

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

he battled

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

But did he step up?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Melvin Mora stepped up for him.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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Bad Left Hook

by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know...

Brian Burres could still get the win and have the STAFF LEAD IN WINS.

Dogs and cats, living together, I tell you..

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Cormier you turd

Don’t blow this.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Hasn't been turdish lately.

Look up his last 3 outings.

OK, so much for that.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

DD in today's Sun
Cormier has tossed six scoreless innings over his past two appearances. He held the Washington Nationals to one hit and a walk in four innings last Saturday to earn his first career save, and he retired all six Kansas City Royals he faced Thursday night.

“I felt like I was overthrowing the times before, so I backed my stride off, which allowed me to get out in front of the ball and allowed me to command the fastball, which wasn’t there,” said Cormier, who hasn’t given up a run in seven of his past eight games. “That allowed me to find a better rhythm.”

Trembley said Cormier has become more effective because the right-hander has tightened his breaking ball.

“He’s shown the ability to throw his breaking ball to both right- and left-handed hitters for called strikes, and he has used his fastball to pitch down in the zone,” Trembley said.

“I’m looking for somebody to step up to the plate and take the place of [Matt] Albers. I was kind of hoping we would have our starters in a position where I wouldn’t need that type of a guy so often, but if so be, I don’t have a problem with Cormier.”

Well, I do now.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh no, Gary caught Rickitis

“David DeJesus, whom the Royals just saw with Kansas City…”

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

oh crap

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck you Cormier

He just stepped down.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

NOOO

should’ve left him in

The stock market will never recover, our armies will never again be #1, and our children will drink filthy water for the rest of their lives - HST

by the fix is in on Jul 5, 2008 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Burres could have done this.

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I swtich to Skyy from Tanqueray

and look what happens…

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Whoa, what's you and the 'zotic vokkas?

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on Jul 5, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are those two considered exotic?

I mean, I passed on Grey Goose…

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tanqueray Vodka is excellent for the price.

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn't see it at the colunty liquor store

when I made my run. We still have a dispensary system in Wicomico County – 2 stores to buy liquor for the whole county.

I liked the Tanqueray, but face it, as much OJ as I mix it with, I could probably buy Smirnoff in the plastic bottle and not notice a difference.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reckon I’d put Tanqueray a hair above Smirnoff, which is a fine enough vodka, especially at $11.95/fifth.

What I hate is how much more money I have to spend on bourbon to get a decent drink as compared to vodka. $17.98 for Wild fucking Turkey for God’s sake. $24.95 for Maker’s Mark. Come on.

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just get a 750ml

and it lasts me for weeks, if not months. Smirnof’s a litle to close to paint thinner for my liking. LOve me some Absolut, though. And I’m a girly man, I’m not down with the brown.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t handle rum, past Captain Morgan’s Private Stock. It just tears me the fuck up.

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

And your answer is obvious

Switch to vodka.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did vodka a couple years ago

I’m still sort of sick of it. But I do love it.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Change mixers

I went trhough a whole “exotic schnapps” phase in college. You know you’re a child of the 80s when you ‘ve drunk Tropical Fruit Schnapps to get drunk.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good thing we got rid of Burres...

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There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on Jul 5, 2008 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Good catch Jay

If you’d done that a few batters ago we’d still be winning.

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by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

ok, guys

get that run back.

You hear that Aubrey?

by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

And after nine rounds with Jose Cuervo
They were counting me out and i was about to give in
Then after ten rounds with Jose Cuervo
I lost count and started counting again

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

ok, Melvin

I’ll let that one pass since you got on base with it.

by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

SC, one of your comments is hanging the thre

the “or be it so” is causing my window headaches. Would you mind deleting the top one?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

nvm, for Q.

I guess we’ll be seeing RZA after this, then.

by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

The RZA, The GZA, Inspectah Deck....

We really need to give everyone on the O’s a Wu-Tang nickname.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

'Cause the Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuthin' to fuck with

Just like the O’s.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE!

as PH. Wil Mr. Chair Throw come in?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

I really can't bitch much

I’ve had a chair over my head ready to throw it at a ref at states a few years back – the year I won the Sportsmanship award for coaches from my district. Good times…

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't throw it....

but I sure wanted to.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

What Would Ric Flair Do?

That should be your guiding philosophy.

by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Balls Mahoney once piledrove an opponent in HS

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Best HS move ever

Cary Kolat backflip in PA State finals.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Judas Priest, is Feldman going to win this forking game?

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on Jul 5, 2008 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

No, Aquino is.

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on Jul 5, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  


Rob Halford says no.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ripper Owens says maybe!

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ripper doesn't count

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aaaaarrrrgggghhhhhhh....yes, he is.

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on Jul 5, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is Nick a pro or is Nick a pro?!?

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on Jul 5, 2008 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Nick has a Gold Glove in his future.

I don’t know when, but I’m pretty sure sometime soon.

by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

"when"

When the team is any good.

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Runs, guys, we need them.

Fahey, Roberts, Payton, Nicky…all of you, hit the damn ball.

And don’t make the “outs”

by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Frank Francisco! Everyone duck!

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

What?

You called?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

alright Brian!

Let’s get some runs now!

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Dempsey says

Jay Payton’s left-handed power will get him home…

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

B-Rob!

He’s a professional.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

you know what Francisco should throw

A chair.

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Couldn't hit the strike zone with THAT

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

but I'll be fair

If the reports of that incident are correct, that dude deserved to be hit with a chair.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not sayin' he didn't

Just sayin when you draw a 6 figure paycheck, don’t be throwing chairs.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t know how some other fan didn’t punch that guy. How obnoxious must that have been?

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

eat it Payton

Someone hit him with a chair.

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Way to swing through that shoulder high fastball, JayPay

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

but but but but

He can hit all fastballs, no matter how hard, and to the galaxy!

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently not

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

woof

That was a near-debacle. Or as Little Carmine might say, “Total deb-uh-cle.”

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Yo, SC

did we drive everyone off?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

maybe

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm surprised he got the runner right

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're being redundant

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

what is the song....

that brain roberts comes to the plate to?

by bhuckabee on Jul 5, 2008 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm pretty sure we've discussed that

in every recent game daythread for the last week.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

why...

has it been discussed so much?

by bhuckabee on Jul 5, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

The song

Is not good for at-bat music, I think most people feel.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's

“We All Make Mistakes” by Submersed.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats...

what i thought, i am from the same small texas town as those guys! You guys fans?

by bhuckabee on Jul 5, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually

Most people onj this board absolutely and completely hate that song. Hate it. I mean, like a lot.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, they hate the AB music

That song may be the most unpopular aspect of this team right now. And we still have Freddie Bynum on our roster, so that’s saying a lot.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

that song is truly awful

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Jul 5, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

you guys are probably talking to a member of the band

In which case I want to say, “Your song is truly awful.”

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

cool?

10-4. Yesterday. This season.

Three World Series. Ever getting out of the first round of the playoffs. Not being in Texas.

Bye bye!

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Remind me

HOW many World Series have you guys won?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ands WHEN was the last time you went to the playoffs?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow.

tool.

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Jul 5, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

Ranger fans are feisty little fuckers.

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

They get a ONE RUN lead on a team

and all of a suddent, they’re PHN South.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really, really awful.

Like, we’d prefer if he came up to “Everything is Coming Up Roses” by Ethel Merman awful.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

"We All Make Mistakes"

like writing and recording this song

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Jul 5, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jesus

I thought Roberts was such a great baserunner.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

You still haven't posted photos

of him hitting on your girlfriend to justify your hatred for B-Rob.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks Huff

You bum.

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

dammit, Aubrey.

that is not what you’re paid to do.

by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Huff

Really put pressure on the defense by running hard.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

I wish I could be watching the game

but there’s no MASN in Philly

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Jul 5, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

oh jesus it's Aquino

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

All I'm saying....

is Luke Scott would have caught that, Jay. Play of the game my ass.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't

Think Luke would have come within 15-20 feet of that ball.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

He would have been smiling

as he threw it back to Fahey AFTER HE CAUGHT IT!

Such is the awesomeness of Luke Scott.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

He is awesome, isn't he?

And pretty.

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll take your word for it

Doesn’t do ANYTHING for me.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK AQUINO

That thing was moving foul.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, if he WAS fucking

that would explain why he was screened.
Just sayin’.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Roberts blocked him

But Aquino never should’ve picked it up.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fraid the 7th was our best chance. This ship is leaking badly...

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on Jul 5, 2008 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

This game is no fun

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Aquino's stuff really works at this level

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Jul 5, 2008 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s why we’re the Orioles.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really Dempsey

You want the league’s leading hitter to be battling? You don’t say.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Aquino just did an awesome job

That was awesome.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

THIS IS SO FREAKING LAME

Bring in the fucker who is so wild all the time with the bases loaded and no outs. BRILLIANT.

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Nah, the last 10 years

have built up a tolerance for gams like this.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

My roommate just brought me a shot of tequila

and told me to shut the fuck up it’s just the fucking Orioles.

She’s right.

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know

although that Sarfate K made me feel better

by math_geek on Jul 5, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why is he taking Aquino out? Rivera had bases loaded no outs in the 9th today and slammed the door..

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on Jul 5, 2008 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Just stop.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

And while I have your attention

what vodka SHOULD I have gone with?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Five O'Clock

Popov
Crystal Palace

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've had Popov

Not bad at all….

The other two I don’t know.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait

You think Popov is not bad at all, but SMIRNOFF is too close to paint thinner? Good Lord, what happened to you?

Try Popov blue (100 proof) sometime. Straight. Good Lord almighty God in hell and heaven.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

another bottom shelfer

Dark Eyes. The absolute worst.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it's the plastic Smirnoff bottle that throws me

and the last time I think I had Popov, I was drinking heavily while a poor reporter, and anything with an alcohol content above 30% was looking good. Dark days, drinking with news photographers, I tell ya…

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahem, take notes, gentlemen: I. American Eagle. 2. Jeneric Jack's 3. Whoneedz Rocks

Truth to tell, while I don’t actually drink a lot of vodka (for somebody who lives in Moscow), when I do drink it, I go with

1. Absolut (Citron)
2. Absolut (Currant)
3. Whatever the special is at my local 7 Continents (of the grain vodkas)

Russians will drink anything, of course, including airplane windshield de-icer; but given their drutthers, a lot of them actually go with foreign vodkas (although seldom Polish)—including American Eagle, I sh#t you not.

Also, on another front, go freakin’ figure: there are dozens of good European beers available in Moscow now, including Czech beers (both imported and made under license in Russia). And yet somehow Miller also has a not inconsiderable market share, with their crappy generic goes-with-pizza-only, lowest-common-denominator beer.

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on Jul 5, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

We drink 3 Olives

in our house

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh if only

I cut off at Smirnoff/Pinnacle/Polar Ice/Tanqueray. Three Olives is good though. There was this bar that had a ton of cherry Three Olives and they were giving shots up for 50 cents. Holy shit we got drunk.

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

We have a bottle of that and also 3 olives orange which is awesome with tonic. Or just with ice.

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dempsey

I think might actually be mildly profoundly mentally retarded.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, you're either mildly

or profoundly.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dempsey on Sarfate

“There’s almost anything he’s not capable of doing in the bullpen.”

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Did he really say that?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

he can close

he can be a setup man
he can do long relief

Not that we’d know. Or that Dempsey would.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

98, nintymy, nintymine, 99 miles an hour

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah

Like bringing the candy in the pink backpack.

However, he did a nice job.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm sorry to have been angry at your Sar-farty!

good job.

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

good job, Dennis

Best you could hope for really.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Steady Eddie? Slumming for the RANGERS?

How the mighty have fallen. See Borowski, Joe…

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

But CJ Wilson is the closer in Texas.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on guys!

Two more innings, we can do it!

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Jul 5, 2008 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Dennis Sarfate

His new name should simply be Jolly Rancher, because he deserves to bring the pink backpack full of candy for the pen.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

I seriously wish I knew where you were going with this....

becaus it has some serious humor potential. But I’m just not following.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

On

MLB teams, the least experienced guy in the bullpen is responsible for bringing the in-game snacks (normally candy) for the bullpen. To further embarass the player normally the bullpen rookie (who actually would be Aquino now), most teams will make them carry the snacks in a pink kid’s backpack.

Hence the only job he’s suitable to do in a bullpen is to bring the candy.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

Poor old Steve Reed had to carry the candy bag in ‘05. Of course he pitched like a little girl so I guess it made some sense.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now

Sarfate is pitching well, since I filled him with anti-confidence.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Got it.

And that is a truly awesome tradition that needs to continue.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Melvin Mora

That happened on account of him being a playoff-hero veteran.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Dempsey's wearing off on him...

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's toasted

Cut him some slack.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Dempsey's farther along...

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Dempsey is stone cold sober

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's trule scary...

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

He can't drink

it mixes with his medication

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, Dempsey's now counting

games we SHOULD have won to prove his point about how this team has come since Spring Training. I think he’s drunk more than I have tonight.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

maybe not, brother

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know, the Popov's thing's got you questioning my judgment

I blame that on the ADD – can’t remember shit, I tell ya. I mean, I watched all 4 OTs of that Caps-Islanders playoff game in ‘87, and could’t tell you who scored the game winner. Just not good on details.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a cap that says CRS

Can’t Remember Shit

HOLLA

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not giving the bullpen credit for anything

buncha assholes

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, Buchvi...I mean Aquino

didn’t help matters.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes yes yes

“The command of the strike zone sometimes is very good.”

That’s great, Rick.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

AHHH

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

TOO CLOSE FOR FAHEY'S FACE

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fahey, Roberts, and Payton

Lord help us.

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

He's about the only one who could

with those 3 coming up. Except B-Rob, of course.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

and there isn't really anyone on the bench

I mean, Bynum’s there, but he’s basically the non-white Fahey.

by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know what would be kickass

Is if we had someone to hit for Fahey.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

That's just crazy talk.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

And then Bukvich to run for him

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on Jul 5, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's gonna be a tough job

being he’s back in Norfolk by now.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

please

He’s at a bar somewhere in between.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hopefully blowing through all his per diem

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brandon Fahey is a solid major league baseball player

did you not see the graphic?

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fahey

CDE = Cold Dead Eyes

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I think I'm gonna go to the game tomorrow

I just decided. Free ticket if they win!

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Fahey will go yard

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

YOU'LL SEE

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is "go yard"

new slang for strike out?

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh fuck

Listen Fahey I don’t need your help making me look stupid.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still respect your intellectual superiority

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s a pretty rockin chin goat. Let’s go see some DAVE.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

See, that's good stuff.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

that looks like a comfy sweatshirt

why is his facial hair lopsided?

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

gangsta lean

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

You and your 30-3 self can just leave now....

unless you promise to be civil.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's fine

I don’t mind well-meaning shit talk.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I fear for the downhill potential....

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

SC knows what's up...

...we got our butts handed to us yesterday… i’ll take it…

by oc on Jul 5, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's why he's the boss

and I’m a lowly dreadnok, whatever the hell that is.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dreadnoks

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

“All Dreadnoks are uncouth and violent, and usually engage their enemies with unconventional and creative (many times crude) weaponry. Most, if not all, have shown a particular taste for chocolate covered donuts and grape soda.”

That’s pretty much me to a tee. tee? T? I don’t know the origin of that expression.

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not so much the grape soda

but I’m all over the choclate covered donuts. And while not often violent, I corner the market on uncouth.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I figured

Texas fans are used to losing. By the way, thanks for the Bush family.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

The gift that keeps on giving...

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Had a better impact on this country

than the Bush Family Crime Syndicate.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

we're responsible for that?

...guy’s a quack… used to be a shareholder in this ballclub… once he left, things got better.

by oc on Jul 5, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Texas has won like, what, 10, 11 World Series titles?

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

made the playoffs for the first time in club history...

...3 times in 4 years… losing to the eventual World Champions all 3 times…

by oc on Jul 5, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

If we have to take the heat

for Spiro Agnew, you guys get to claim him.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

jesus Brian

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOOOO UMP BOOOOOOOO

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

B-Rob respectfully disagrees...

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Brian was right

The ump was wrong…douchenozzle.

by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

and that's that

Nice job, Payton.

Looking good this inning, fellas. Way to go down fighting.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by Scott Christ on Jul 5, 2008 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

oh bullshit.

the home plate ump can eat a dick.

by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn, throw the pitch..

walk off the mound before the ball gets to the plate. That’s some gangsta shit right there.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

That

A lopsided beard and a XXXL sized sweatshirt gets you street cred from Grand Prairie to Arlington.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't believe some dude named Feldman

won this game. Besides being Cory, it’s also Bizarro Kramer’s name. It’s not the dude who beets us!

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

beets? ahah

beats.

"We’re not concerned about what other teams think. I know teams come in here thinking we’re playing the Orioles. And then 9 innings later, they got the loss, they know what we’re about." ~Adam Jones

by Stacey on Jul 5, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, at least it wasn't Haim.

Corey Feldman looked like he could kick Coey Haim’s ass. Untill he started dressing like Michael Jackson all the time. That was kinda pathetic. Like Crispen Glover in Rivers Edge pathetic.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn, River's Edge is on IFC now....

and by the way, it may be some of Keanu Reeves’ best acting ever. And I’m serious.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

so, we've got to win tomorrow.

and this loss can be pinned on payton not making that catch.

by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I enjoyed 3rd place. I really did. I'm going to miss it.

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on Jul 5, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

we might be back there tomorrow

should the pink hats beat the pinstriped douches

by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

good game, O's...

...we’ll see you tomorrow… i’m interested in this kid Liz…

scouting report?

by oc on Jul 5, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Big strong

and unbeatable. You won’t win. Don’t even try. :)

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

"We need to find a better solution than

I have chosen the last couple of nights.”

Diamond Dave speaks the truth, folks…

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Dave, you are entering another dimension....

Rah Rah Rasputin / Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that / Really loved Birds. -- Boney M

by Titov on Jul 5, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

On a very special episode

Of the Cosby Show..

Theo realizes that the Rangers suck.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Jim Hunter

Not everything can be “outstanding”.

It’s still your fault for the Sunday record.

by dtuck81 on Jul 5, 2008 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

obviously.

so, who’s going to slash his tires tonight, so he can’t make it tomorrow? I mean, really…or can he get what Burres and B-rob have had recently?

by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I say fans in attendance

should storm the press box after the game if they don’t win.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

he stalks Melvin, right?

think of one the 47 Mora children could get away with doing it while he’s following their dad to the grocery store or whatever?

by getxstoked on Jul 5, 2008 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

We have our plan...

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Jul 5, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just Got Home

I checked the score at work and we were up 3-2 and then I checked later and it said we lost 5-3. Needless to say when I found that out the rest of my night didn’t go to well.

Hopefully we can bounce back tomorrow and win the series. I’ll talk to yall tomorrow. Good Night from the Big Easy! GEAUX EAUX’s!

Geaux Eaux's

by NawlinsOriole on Jul 6, 2008 1:04 AM EDT reply actions  

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