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Gameday Thread: Red Sox (71-53) @ O's (60-63)

Boston Red Sox @ Baltimore Orioles


7:05 / MASN :: 89° :: Wind out to LF - 9 MPH :: Rain - 0%

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  Today's Starting Pitchers GS IP ERA WHIP BAA HR BB K W-L
Jon Lester - LH 25 160.2 3.25 1.30 .262 11 50 109 11-4
Jeremy Guthrie - RH 25 170.0 3.18 1.15 .235 18 45 108 10-8

Usually I'd say something about the fact that we've got a hell of a nice pitching matchup on our hands today, with young Jon Lester taking on our ace Jeremy Guthrie, two guys having similar years. But instead I just want to say that it's time to play the role of spoiler.

And I want to send a shout-out to Awesome Mike Awesome, who says Lester is better than Guthrie. I will throw all rationale to the side and just say this: To be the man, by God, you have to beat! the! man!

WOOOOOOO!




 

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the sawx are only half a game up in the wild card race...

imagine a post season sans the new york AND boston yankee teams! a man can dream…

"I’m sure glad he didn’t try to bunt." - DD on Melmo's game winning double, 6/17

by daveh873 on Aug 18, 2008 6:22 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Cool dream, Dave-- and you're right, NY and Boston BOTH have Yankee teams, i.e. jerkitudinal.

I’ll letcha be in my dream if I can be in yours! I said that.

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Aug 18, 2008 6:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow

thanks for the invite.
so… whats your dream exactly?

"I’m sure glad he didn’t try to bunt." - DD on Melmo's game winning double, 6/17

by daveh873 on Aug 18, 2008 7:18 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lord, I hope the O's can play spoiler

Now that Olympic swimming is over, I’ll likely tune into a bit of this game.

I had to give pointers to a bunch of massholes up here who were making the trip to Baltimore. Before you ask, I didn’t steer them to Edmondson Village or the likes. I hope they get to see a bunch of losses. I can dream.

by drj on Aug 18, 2008 6:44 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You are a credit to your town

although I’m sure they’re more than familiar with where to buy their pharmaceuticals

by Bromo on Aug 18, 2008 7:10 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Adam Jones NOT out for season?

Schmuck and Roch are both reporting that Jones was playing catch today without a cast or walking boot. Schmuck thinks that Jones is on pace to return for the final two or three weeks of the season.

That would make the annual limp-to-the-finish a lot more watchable.

by dkdc on Aug 18, 2008 6:48 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

word! Some house calls from the Dr. would liven things up all right! But they'd better be SURE he's OK.

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Aug 18, 2008 6:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I miss Adam

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 18, 2008 6:53 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jones, right?

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Aug 18, 2008 6:57 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

duh

Obviously not Loewen

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 18, 2008 7:01 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hee-hee, couldn't resist.

And hey, maybe it’s possible to miss something that never was. It’d be like, y’know, deja vu all over again.

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Aug 18, 2008 7:05 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

please refer yourself to when i said that ten days ago

and everyone shouted me down without even giving the matter any thought

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Aug 18, 2008 7:09 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Actually

I only disputed the notion that Guthrie was “clearly” better than Lester, which was wrong then and wronger now. They could hardly be more equal. Except Lester is much younger and Guthrie has been way way luckier on balls in play.

by Awesome Mike Awesome on Aug 18, 2008 6:57 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sure

But I enjoy battle.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 18, 2008 7:09 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 18, 2008 7:17 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice play Ramon!

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 18, 2008 7:12 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hit the field, Sawkies.

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Aug 18, 2008 7:12 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hear a lot of cheering for the red sox on the radio

Makes me angry. You won’t like me when I’m angry…

by PhilR8 on Aug 18, 2008 7:16 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lester threw 8 whole pitches that inning

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 18, 2008 7:17 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

we're awesome!

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 18, 2008 7:18 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Who are you again?

I think I’ve seen you here before, but I can’t remember when.

by PhilR8 on Aug 18, 2008 7:18 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 18, 2008 7:19 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 18, 2008 7:19 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey, you know who I'd like to have meet the Physics Perfesser? It'd be awesome...

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Aug 18, 2008 7:19 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

god fuck it all

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 18, 2008 7:20 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

God Hates Us All

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Aug 18, 2008 7:53 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

just you, apparently.

You weren’t here yesterday and the O’s won in a blowout…I mean, seriously.

"You have to discipline yourself so you don't come out with something just to say you made a trade. You have to make sure you come out better than you were before." - Andy MacPhail, 7/31/08

by getxstoked on Aug 18, 2008 8:23 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I've been gone a week

and they win, what, 4 out of 7 on a road trip? WTF?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Aug 18, 2008 8:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You need to take more vacations, apparently.

Also, buy the new Showdown record tomorrow, it’s called Back Breaker, and it’s the best metal record so far this year.

"You have to discipline yourself so you don't come out with something just to say you made a trade. You have to make sure you come out better than you were before." - Andy MacPhail, 7/31/08

by getxstoked on Aug 18, 2008 8:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Still pysched for the new Metallica

Heard the first single on Xm this weekend, and it ain’t bad. I’ll see them in January with my daughter…

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Aug 18, 2008 10:18 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Showdown

is if you took Pantera, added some Slayer, a dash of Hatebreed, and a some of the NOLA scene stuff like Down or what not. Basically, it’s a thousand kinds of awesome.

"You have to discipline yourself so you don't come out with something just to say you made a trade. You have to make sure you come out better than you were before." - Andy MacPhail, 7/31/08

by getxstoked on Aug 18, 2008 10:44 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

1-0

Cmon Guts, let’s get focused

by PhilR8 on Aug 18, 2008 7:20 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oops

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 18, 2008 7:20 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

His customary 2nd inning gopher ball.

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Aug 18, 2008 7:21 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If I ever meet Luke

I’m gonna tell him to grow back his sideburns.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 18, 2008 7:21 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jim Palmer is on my nerves

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 18, 2008 7:22 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What is he saying

Is he being brutally honest about someone?

by PhilR8 on Aug 18, 2008 7:23 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He just won't shut up about Manny

and how the Red Sox are the luckiest sons of bitches alive not to have to deal with him anymore.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 18, 2008 7:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah Jim's in rare form

I hate Jim without Gary.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 18, 2008 7:25 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

are you kidding me?

Varitek is awful. WTF, Guts?

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 18, 2008 7:24 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

cocksucker

Home run to Varitek? C’mon, Guthrie. I accepted a challenge and everything.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 18, 2008 7:24 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Varitek sucks

Nick Markakis: The Actual Greek God of Walks

by wickedwitch on Aug 18, 2008 7:24 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ugh

If this was NCAA Football then the momentum meter would be pulsating on Boston’s side.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 18, 2008 7:25 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

His customary 2nd gopher ball in the 2nd.

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Aug 18, 2008 7:25 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ok Guts

You got those home runs out of your system. Now shut it down so Melvin Mora, world’s greatest baseball player, can win this game for us.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 18, 2008 7:26 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I know this doesn't make things fun

But I can’t shake that 4-32 finish from a few years ago. We’re right at that stage where it could happen.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 18, 2008 7:26 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Honestly I don’t know how some of you stay so upbeat with the recent history.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 18, 2008 7:28 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

drugs

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 18, 2008 7:28 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ah

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 18, 2008 7:29 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not upbeat

just stubbornly fanatical. I’m like Bart when Lisa tempted him with an electrified cupcake. I keep reaching for it even though I get hurt every time.

by PhilR8 on Aug 18, 2008 7:29 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You got mental problems, man.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 18, 2008 7:29 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ADD

Can’t remember shit 5 minutes after it happens. Melvin Mora is my new shiny metal thing.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Aug 18, 2008 7:54 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, first we gotta get to .500...

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Aug 18, 2008 7:27 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

have you recently changed allegiences?

cause thats just hurtful

"I’m sure glad he didn’t try to bunt." - DD on Melmo's game winning double, 6/17

by daveh873 on Aug 18, 2008 7:27 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My only hope at this point in the season REALLY is that we F with Boston and help Tampa Bay. Not that I’m psyched to see postseason baseball at the Trop, but if we can get in Boston’s way that’d be tits.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 18, 2008 7:29 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's funny

I hadn’t thought of that at all but I was on baseball reference today (in lieu of doing actual work at work) and I saw that year and it still made me feel sick to my stomach. I wouldn’t put anything past this ballclub.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 18, 2008 7:28 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

also

Did I tell y’all that Ramon would pick it up after the break? WHO SAID THAT? I’m not the Grinch. Damn.

Also Melvin Mora is, admittedly, my daddy.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 18, 2008 7:30 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

woo! Ramon!

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 18, 2008 7:30 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I can't believe this season is almost over

and I still haven’t been chosen as the Double Bubble Scratch Off Contestant of the day

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 18, 2008 7:31 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

boy

That was a horrible pitch for Ramon to swing at, too.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 18, 2008 7:31 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

C'mon Millar

stick it to ’em.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 18, 2008 7:31 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he'd rather they...

nvm

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 18, 2008 7:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I did forget about the mascot factor

Bench this bitch for this series…put Fahey in

by Bromo on Aug 18, 2008 7:32 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I love Joe Angel

His jokes are borderline offensive, and Fred Manfra has no idea how to react. It’s hilarious.

by PhilR8 on Aug 18, 2008 7:33 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ugh

This is not going well.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 18, 2008 7:34 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I miss Detroit

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 18, 2008 7:35 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah, no shit

They pretty much rolled over and let the O’s do whatever they wanted. Now.. the O’s are doing the rolling over, it seems.

by PhilR8 on Aug 18, 2008 7:36 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nathan, right?

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Aug 18, 2008 7:37 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How'd you know?

I do love a good musical.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 18, 2008 7:38 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

All right!

http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0024559/

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Aug 18, 2008 7:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Cmon Guts, take the crowd out of this game

God, I fucking hate saying that when the O’s are AT HOME

by PhilR8 on Aug 18, 2008 7:38 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dude you're gonna drive yourself crazy

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 18, 2008 7:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I know

I’m going to the game tomorrow night, too. I think I will have to have a no alcohol policy for the night

by PhilR8 on Aug 18, 2008 7:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I've been to two games vs. Boston this year

I thought about going tomorrow, but I don’t know if I can do it. It fills me with rage being around them unless the O’s are winning.

If I don’t make it, I hope you win the $50K! Get there early.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 18, 2008 7:44 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Maybe I'll try to be there this weekend for the 100M fan.

Absurdly enough, I find Yankee fans much more tolerable. Plus I bet there won’t be hardly any of them there.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 18, 2008 7:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yankees fans are easy to deal with this year

because they kind of know they suck. Boston fans…. they’re all assholes.

And thanks, I’m going early and going to the Warehouse bar. So it looks like I’ll be drinking after all!

by PhilR8 on Aug 18, 2008 7:47 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Phil, you could be the 50 millionth!

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Aug 18, 2008 7:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hope so

I’ll give camdenchat a shoutout if I am!

by PhilR8 on Aug 18, 2008 7:48 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm already sick of hearing about Manny

Nick Markakis: The Actual Greek God of Walks

by wickedwitch on Aug 18, 2008 7:38 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If these a-holes say “mingle” again tonight I’m gonna LOSE IT

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 18, 2008 7:45 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

mingling with the massholery

what better way to spend a humid tuesday night

by Bromo on Aug 18, 2008 7:47 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey dudes let's win this fucking game

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Aug 18, 2008 7:46 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YEAH

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Aug 18, 2008 7:47 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Crowley's Crushers!!!!

I’m going to throw up.

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Aug 18, 2008 7:47 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he's worked real hard with Juan Castro

it shows.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 18, 2008 7:49 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

dustin pedroia has a piggy little face

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Aug 18, 2008 7:48 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

still not as ugly as Youk

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Aug 18, 2008 7:49 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

few are

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 18, 2008 7:49 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

youk looks like a beard, albino chimpanzee

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Aug 18, 2008 8:20 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Easy on the albino stuff....

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Aug 18, 2008 8:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ducky, how was the giant mouse?

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 18, 2008 8:33 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

4 theme parks, 2 water parks and DisneyQuest later...

I’m one tired dad. And I had to go back for meetings today.

But, damn, that was fun.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Aug 18, 2008 8:34 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

awesome

welcome back.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 18, 2008 8:35 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thx

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Aug 18, 2008 8:37 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what about the bearded stuff...

or the chimpanzee stuff?

Kevbo: [to George Sherrill] George, you look a lot like Vin Diesel...

Flatbill: Let's get somethin' straight... Vin Diesel looks like me.

-From "The Making of Orioles Magic"

by dayzd toe on Aug 19, 2008 10:21 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nah, I'm good with that

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Aug 19, 2008 11:35 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

elktonfan might have an issue

with the chimps comment.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 19, 2008 12:30 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

KEEEERUSHED!

or dribbled into left field

by Bromo on Aug 18, 2008 7:50 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HOW COME WE DON'T HAVE TEN RUNS YET?

WE’RE THE BALTIMORE FUCKING ORIOLES!

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Aug 18, 2008 7:56 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Shurdown Lester is pitching

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Aug 18, 2008 7:57 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FUCKING A

AT LEAST GUTS HAS STEPPED IT UP

by PhilR8 on Aug 18, 2008 7:57 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

my dad just called

He wants to go to the game tomorrow. Guess I’ll be spending my evening with the asshole Red Sox fans after all.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 18, 2008 7:57 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

they're not assholes

all of them are polite and support the local economy

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Aug 18, 2008 7:57 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I wonder how hard it would be to find a tampa bay rays t-shirt tomorrow

I could wear it under my O’s tee and bust it out at an opportune time

by PhilR8 on Aug 18, 2008 8:03 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Eff you lester!

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Aug 18, 2008 8:06 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HFF N STUFF!!! YEAH!

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Aug 18, 2008 8:06 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Okay Luke, I think it's time to hit the warehouse

We know you’re capable. Now let’s do it right now.

by PhilR8 on Aug 18, 2008 8:10 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fear us, Lester!

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Aug 18, 2008 8:11 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

man

Can they stop running Squinty’s BEST TEAM IN BASE BALL commercial? They’ve been in third place or worse all year.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 18, 2008 8:12 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I still get great enjoyment from it

Nick Markakis: The Actual Greek God of Walks

by wickedwitch on Aug 18, 2008 8:14 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I never got any

I hate that fuckin guy. That’s what TV people think all sports fans act like.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 18, 2008 8:15 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WERE YOU THERE

For Chris Waters’ second start when he got fucking shellacked?

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 18, 2008 8:13 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HA!

have we properly discussed this? was it mentioned up thread and i didn’t pick up on this?

anywho, YES: guts TOTALLY looks like yul brynner!

you probably saw him in westworld. he acted like a robotic cowboy.

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on Aug 19, 2008 12:10 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jay Payton

Does anything else really need to be said about him

by PhilR8 on Aug 18, 2008 8:18 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Adam Jones can't get back quick enough

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Aug 18, 2008 8:20 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jay better start loving sitting on the bench

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Aug 18, 2008 8:19 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ugh

I just walked over to get tickets and I could hear the fucking Let’s Go Red Sox chants from fucking Pickles. Then I call my dad and ask him what time he wants to get to the game and he says “Jim Palmer says we need to get there early.”

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 18, 2008 8:24 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ahhh pickles.

home of the $2 Bo.

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Aug 18, 2008 8:25 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it's weird...

on wild bill tee night, i availed myself of those barsd pregame for the first time ever (i know, right…weird, huh?). it’s sort of an open air dudebrofest, but it’s hard to argue w/ cheap super-fun cans of domestic lagers before having to yield to, like, 7 dollar anything on the inside.

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on Aug 19, 2008 1:35 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow they're only 3000 short of 50M

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 18, 2008 8:25 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If we don't score more than one run I'm gonna be pissed

Can they bring in Okajima please?

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 18, 2008 8:26 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

my god

Jim is the king of the rambling shit that fails to get home tonight.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 18, 2008 8:28 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

shit

remind me to never play tourist when these assholes are in town. the girl at the aquarium told I was the seventh person with o’s paraphernalia on. There were twice that many sox fans looking at the fucking bird in the fucking australia exhibit.

I’ve been to games where these guys outnumbered our guys but seeing them totally filling the inner harbor is just plain shocking.

by Steve. on Aug 18, 2008 8:29 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

also,

add me to the list of those holding the fort tomorrow

by Steve. on Aug 18, 2008 8:29 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well to be fair

How many O’s fans take in the aquarium before a game? The Red Sox fans are on vacation.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 18, 2008 8:31 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

if we manage to sign six manatees and a great white shark

you know who to thank

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Aug 18, 2008 8:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A friend and I toured Baltimore during the Tigers home series

We saw more Tigers fans than Orioles fans during our touristy stuff also. We even saw two Diamondbacks fans

by math_geek on Aug 18, 2008 8:34 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well, i'll tell you this...

even if sox are not in b’more, i see more sox gear strolling around dc than any other team gear by a wide margin. that’s probably 50% tourist and 50% govvies (maybe from mass, maybe just bandwagoneers not from mass).

it’s revolting. the interlocking dc nats hats are a comfortable second.

foghat goes with everything--birdman, 5/16/08

by j.q. higgins on Aug 19, 2008 1:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice K, Guts

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 18, 2008 8:32 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Backwards Kasey-- siddown!

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Aug 18, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I want Adam Jones back!

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 18, 2008 8:34 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I can't believe

the difference in this game could be a Jason Varitek home run.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 18, 2008 8:38 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I was thinking the same thing

I could see Youkilis, Ortiz, Drew. I could even live with Ellsbury. But Jason friggin Varitek???

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Aug 18, 2008 8:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Isn't Varitek dead?

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Aug 18, 2008 8:42 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He calls a great game

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Aug 18, 2008 8:43 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I love Tek

he has heart, he’s a gamer

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Aug 18, 2008 8:44 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think he's thrown a bunch of no-hitters too

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Aug 18, 2008 8:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he called the game for Buchholz.

Thank JC for Varitek

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Aug 18, 2008 8:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Does anyone hear that?

That squeaky shifting noise coming from the TV? Like one of the Jim’s keeps shifting in his faux leather chair or something? It’s driving me nuts.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 18, 2008 8:42 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Don't dig in!

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Aug 18, 2008 8:44 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

boo ump!

booooo

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 18, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thanks for playing Coco

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Aug 18, 2008 8:46 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

RAMOOON!

He’s really been throwing better lately

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 18, 2008 8:47 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

RAZOR!!!

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Aug 18, 2008 8:47 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

textbook throw.

he can never repeat it…

by Y Not on Aug 18, 2008 8:47 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Come on, get Guts the W

2 runs

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Aug 18, 2008 8:49 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice game, Guts. Another QS. Now if you'd please wake the bats up, Crow...

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Aug 18, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Let's go Ramon!

Let’s go O’s!

O’s fans putting up a good fight in the stands.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 18, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is Amber knocked up?

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Aug 18, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Uh, Amber, on TV they like you to say NorFOLK.

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Aug 18, 2008 8:52 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Kevbo!

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Aug 18, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Millar!

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 18, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nice

Okay, it’s time to tie this bitch up

by PhilR8 on Aug 18, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tie it up???

Fuck that, take the friggin lead.

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Aug 18, 2008 8:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I like your style

But remember, Payton is on deck

by PhilR8 on Aug 18, 2008 8:57 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So lets make sure we have the lead by then

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Aug 18, 2008 8:58 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Come on LUUUUUUKE

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 18, 2008 8:56 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OK, Kevbo, we're rollin'

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Aug 18, 2008 8:56 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

In Jay We Trust

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Aug 18, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

jesus isn't watching over the k-zone tonight

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Aug 18, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

cmon!!

JAY IS A SOX KILLA! LETS GO MAN!!!

by Y Not on Aug 18, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jim Hunter strikes me as so simple

Hee hee hee the bird’s taking a nap!

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 18, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Shocking

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Aug 18, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well that blew

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 18, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FUCK YOUK.

"You have to discipline yourself so you don't come out with something just to say you made a trade. You have to make sure you come out better than you were before." - Andy MacPhail, 7/31/08

by getxstoked on Aug 18, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

an out's an out, i get it..

but putting the ball in play always gives the other team the chance to fuck it up, too..

by Y Not on Aug 18, 2008 9:04 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm so tired of those friggin MASN training camp commercials

They were bad in April; just about unbearable in August

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Aug 18, 2008 9:03 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Scoreboard Update

LAA 2 Rays 5 Top 6th
Oak 1 Min 0 Bot 3rd
Sea 3 CWS 3 Top 4th

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 18, 2008 9:03 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Don't think I'd mind too terribly much to see CWS crash and burn

But then again, I’d like Boston to be squeezed out of the playoffs, too.

by PhilR8 on Aug 18, 2008 9:05 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rocky Cherry?

I guess Guts is a 100-pitch pitcher. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

by dkdc on Aug 18, 2008 9:04 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think everyone is a 100 pitch pitcher now

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Aug 18, 2008 9:04 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There’s nothing wrong with it until he gets traded and then everyone decides he’s a pussy that doesn’t want to be an ace.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

Camden Chat
Bad Left Hook

by SC on Aug 18, 2008 9:05 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow

Nice play, Kevin. I wonder how that happened. HMMM.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

Camden Chat
Bad Left Hook

by SC on Aug 18, 2008 9:05 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING ME MILLAR

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 18, 2008 9:06 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dammit Millar.

"You have to discipline yourself so you don't come out with something just to say you made a trade. You have to make sure you come out better than you were before." - Andy MacPhail, 7/31/08

by getxstoked on Aug 18, 2008 9:06 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Cherry give up 2, the O's get two back, L for Guts and no Blown Save for the Rock.

A typical guts loss.

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Aug 18, 2008 9:06 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's Blown Hold.

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Aug 18, 2008 9:07 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No such thing as a blown hold

If you are in a “hold situation” and blow it, its really a blown save.

In this case it would be nothing, becuase it’s not a “hold situation” (which is really a save situation).

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Aug 18, 2008 9:08 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yikes, someone who hasn't seen my Blown Hold rants?!?

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.

by Titov on Aug 18, 2008 9:11 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No, sorry

I may have taken that out of context. My bad.

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Aug 18, 2008 9:11 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What the hell is Palmer talking about???

How would that not be an error???

"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle

by BirdFanInPhilly on Aug 18, 2008 9:06 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i hate youkilis

and his stupid batting stance
and his stupid red sox

by Y Not on Aug 18, 2008 9:07 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

mother fuck

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 18, 2008 9:08 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh fuck you, Jason Bay.

Go back to Pittsburgh so I don’t have to hate you.

"You have to discipline yourself so you don't come out with something just to say you made a trade. You have to make sure you come out better than you were before." - Andy MacPhail, 7/31/08

by getxstoked on Aug 18, 2008 9:09 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"great" is a strong word maybe

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

Camden Chat
Bad Left Hook

by SC on Aug 18, 2008 9:10 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I reserve great for at the very least winning more than losing.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

Camden Chat
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by SC on Aug 18, 2008 9:11 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fair enough...

I throw the word great around like it’s nothing in reference to the Special Olympics and Orioles Baseball.

by Y Not on Aug 18, 2008 9:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that pitch was a sweet fat meatball

Writing is God's way of showing you how sloppy your thinking is.

by typozzz on Aug 18, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs