Sidney Ponson's Line

by thewaywardO on Aug 21, 2008 8:56 PM EDT

If this was my line:

NY Yankees IP H R ER BB SO HR
Ponson 2.0 8 7 7 1 0 0

I would feel like punching a judge, getting a DWI, getting run out of two clubhouses, filing a grievance and then joinining the New York Yankees if I had a line like that.

Also my head would be swirling around kind of like this:

And I'd be a fat loser. You know, like Sidney Ponson!

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personally..

i’m guessing his head is spinning from watching all of those balls go by and all of those runs scoring, hey oh!

What up?

by snakethejake on Aug 21, 2008 9:06 PM EDT 0 recs

We should all be grateful for Sir Sidney, forcing 6 innings on the MFY Bullpen just in time

for Mike Mussina’s return to Baltimore tomorrow. And Carl Pavano is playing Saturday. The MFY could easily have to call up some more relievers after the inevitable disasters.

by math_geek on Aug 21, 2008 9:22 PM EDT 0 recs

agreed.

finally he does something good for Baltimore, who would have thought he would be playing for someone else when he finally did… oh wait, probably everyone..

What up?

by snakethejake on Aug 21, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up 0 recs

This is the right line

NY Yankees CS D C CC CF Q BW
Ponson 20 8 7 7 150 1 0 10

CS = cheesesteaks
D = donuts
C = cookies
CC = cupcakes
CF = cheese fries
Q = quesadillas
BW = buffalo wings

"We might as well just win this game." -Adam Jones

by exitfare on Aug 21, 2008 9:27 PM EDT 0 recs

You sure?

He passed on the quesadillas? Not the Sid I know.

Has there ever been a cooler Oriole than Eddie Murray? I mean, just straight up cool. Like a bad, suave dude. You know what I'm sayin'. COOL. SC 7/24/08

by 33 on Aug 22, 2008 10:13 AM EDT up 0 recs