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New York Yankees @ Baltimore Orioles


On December 18, 2004, they signed him.

In 2005, he made 17 starts.

In 2006, he didn't play.

In 2007, he made two starts.

In 2008, he hasn't played...

...until now.

CARL PAVANO RETURNS

AND HE'S NOT HERE TO MAKE AMENDS.

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  Today's Starting Pitchers GS IP ERA WHIP BAA HR BB K W-L
Carl Pavano - RH 0 0 -.-- -.-- --- 0 0 0 0-0
Jeremy Guthrie - RH 27 177.0 3.15 1.16 .234 20 50 110 10-9

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I'm Dancing in the Show Tonight

Are my ribbons tied? Is my hair in place?
Have I got a cute expression on my face?
Are my shoes all shined?
I try to keep in line when Im dancing in the show tonight

Does my shuffle step really look so good?
Am I doing it the way you think I should?
Would it be amiss if I blew a kiss
When I’m dancing in the show tonight?

Showtime now is getting nearer and Im getting scared
Wish I could see in the mirror if Im all prepared

First you take a step then you point your toe
Hope I know it like I did a week ago
Am I standing straight?
I can hardly wait till Im dancing in the show tonight

Showtime now is getting nearer and Im getting scared
Wish I could see in the mirror if Im all prepared

First you take a step then you point your toe
Hope I know it like I did a week ago
Am I standing straight?
I can hardly wait till Im dancing in the show tonight.

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Aug 23, 2008 5:10 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Benn a long time since I rock and rolled.....

Sweet. GOts to love teh Zep.

Seen the crap surrounding Jimmy Page and the rendition of “Whole Lotta Love” he’s supposed to play tomorrow night?

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Aug 23, 2008 5:19 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

zeppelin is OK but they're no WeeN

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Aug 23, 2008 5:21 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Blasphemy!

Rules over all.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Aug 23, 2008 5:23 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hey hey mama, what's the matter here?

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Aug 23, 2008 7:25 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Now THERE'S a Zep fan

if you know Black Country Woman

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Aug 23, 2008 7:28 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I like the one about dicks

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 7:35 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

crap, i'm going to miss this game

Thanks goes out to Carl Pavano and Jason Schmidt for not taking our money.

Wolf, wolf, wolf.

by birdman on Aug 23, 2008 5:26 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i'll be very upset if we lose this game.

or, if we don’t at least crush pavano.

by Y Not on Aug 23, 2008 6:12 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Maybe Mora can line drive one off his skull again.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 6:57 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is anyone watching the Ray-White Sox?

Well it’s over now. I’ve been watching for awhile and every time I watch a Fox game of the week I can’t believe how much I hate the announcers. Did you know that when the Rays started this season well EVERYONE in baseball thought they were a “novelty act” and that they’d be back to their losing ways in no time?

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 23, 2008 7:00 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

red sox blasted, Rays win

I caught the last three innings. It’s a good start to an evening of baseball. Hopefully the O’s can win.

I will not be surprised if Pavano mystifies the O’s. Kind of like how they always seem to suck against a call up pitcher. ESPN will subsequently headline with the story.

by drj on Aug 23, 2008 7:05 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wait

What was the novelty of the Rays?

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 7:08 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The fact no national writers were paying attention

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Aug 23, 2008 7:10 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Did the 100M fan go in tonight?

I didn’t see the game last night so don’t know how close it is.

Last night I went to the state fair! We saw cows and baby pigs and a llama and carnies.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 23, 2008 7:11 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I went to the game last night

Some guy said that they were 25k away, so it should have gone down a little while ago; I just tuned in, though, so I am not sure if they announced who won yet.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on Aug 23, 2008 7:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh lord

What now. I just tuned in.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 7:13 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ugh, yeah

He was safe. Good call, frankly.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 7:13 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

boooo yankees

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 23, 2008 7:13 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh jesus christ

here we go.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 7:14 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh this is getting ugly

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 23, 2008 7:14 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Palmer is blaming Guts

But wasn’t Brian’s throw a little high?

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 23, 2008 7:14 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I thought so too

Hey a single

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 7:15 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ramon Hernandez is a fucking moron

I’m sorry. I cannot stand him anymore, he had to rise for the ball but he had ample time and couldn’t hold on to it. The things that he says and does are just ridiculous.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on Aug 23, 2008 7:15 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he's an a-hole

He’s Javy Lopez II

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 7:15 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Now that I think about it

I cannot think of a better comparison. Both of them had career years when their money was on the line and then completely tailed in Baltimore. Hopefully Hernandez can get half as much as Javy did for us (Adam Stern).

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on Aug 23, 2008 7:19 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Have fun, guys

It’s Bristol night racing. That’s a national holiday in my house.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Aug 23, 2008 7:15 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BRISTOL BABY

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 7:15 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Slammin' and bangin' at Bristol

Don’t get no better than that

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Aug 23, 2008 7:29 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

man

I wanna watch Pavano and see how long he lasts but I also sort of just want to get drunk and play video games.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 7:18 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nice play Kevbo

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 7:18 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That lineup makes me sick

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on Aug 23, 2008 7:21 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I believe that we are rebuilding

But why do I watch this team everyday? We are a few days away from the dawn of September and the Orioles are sporting:

Roberts 2B (30)
Markakis RF (24)
Mora 3B (36)
Huff DH (31)
Hernandez C (32)
Scott LF (30)
Millar 1B (37)
Payton CF (35)
Castro SS (36)

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on Aug 23, 2008 7:28 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I honestly cannot think of anything more pathetic

Than possibly being a fan of the Pittsburgh Pirates.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on Aug 23, 2008 7:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

dude

five of top six there are part of a playoff team.

get a good catcher / 1b and a SS that can hit 9-hole and you’re right there.

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Aug 23, 2008 7:34 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Get a good catcher

First baseman, shortstop, three starting pitchers, an extra arm in the pen and a long man and we would be able to contend for a full year and a half!

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on Aug 23, 2008 7:36 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Realistically this team is at least

four to five players away from contending for the wild card. The problem is that we would end up like the 2007-2008 Seattle Mariners which is the worst possible place to be.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on Aug 23, 2008 7:38 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah. it could defininitely go either way.

but seattle tried to do it on the cheap. you gotta lay out the dough for the blue chips.

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Aug 23, 2008 7:40 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

3 starters and 2 relievers

and a C and a SS. Then we’re right there!

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Aug 23, 2008 8:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wieters can play C and SS, right?

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Aug 23, 2008 8:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

being a Houston Texans fan

or a Detroit Lions fan (sorry, SC).

"You have to discipline yourself so you don't come out with something just to say you made a trade. You have to make sure you come out better than you were before." - Andy MacPhail, 7/31/08

by getxstoked on Aug 23, 2008 7:42 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lions

This sums it up:

Coach Rod Marinelli wanted to sign free agent Takeo Spikes to play strong-side linebacker. Spikes visited Detroit, the Lions put an offer on the table and Spikes signed with San Francisco.

So now what? The Lions have been trying to upgrade linebacker for months. They tried to trade for Jonathan Vilma, but the Jets traded him to the Saints instead. They kicked the tires on free agents Al Wilson and Dan Morgan, but didn’t sign them. They targeted Jerod Mayo in the draft, but New England nabbed him first and they settled for Jordon Dizon.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 7:44 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Spikes visited Detroit, the Lions put an offer on the table and Spikes signed with San Francisco.

hahahah. You’ve been spoiled with the Red Wing and Pistons, though.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on Aug 23, 2008 7:49 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I haven't

I like the Blackhawks and Pacers.

Basically God created me to never see a team get past “pretty good,” and with the ‘Hawks, O’s and Lions, I am subject to yearly futility. Isiah Thomas also doesn’t get enough credit for fucking up the Pacers.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 7:54 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How in the world

Did you pick those teams; it’s like you intentionally picked poorly run organizations. If I remember correctly you mentioned something about choosing them at random when you were a kid or something?

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on Aug 23, 2008 7:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

not quite

My family had no baseball fans but I fell in love with the sport and picked the O’s because of Cal and Tettleton and other peoples baseball cards I liked, more or less. And box scores in the papers were how I followed because I liked numbers more than most kids.

The Blackhawks are closer to me than the Red Wings, plus by the time I got into hockey the Wings had all those commies and the ’Hawks had Jeremy Roenick and drunk ass Eddie Belfour and Chris Chelios and were all-around a cool, cool bunch of guys. Steve Larmer! Sissy Michel Goulet! He was old by then.

The Lions were the in-state team and had Barry and Spielman (even though the chump went to Ohio State, which I didn’t quite understand until later) and I just didn’t take to the Bears. The Pacers had Reggie Miller and I liked his shooting motion a lot. Also the point guard’s name at the time was Pooh, so ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Where I live isn’t a state and it’s not CLOSE to any major sports cities. So I picked my teams on the players I liked best. They’re all regional except the O’s, but I also had no family influence whatsoever for baseball. The Cubs were always on TV, but so what, so were the Braves. The Tigers were on PASS Sports back then, which was a pay channel like Showtime or HBO but for Detroit sports. Those weren’t the days.

Anyway, that’s the story.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 8:01 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

also

Outside of the exact south side of Chicago, the White Sox may as well not really exist.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 8:03 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Perfect storm

God gave you the worst sports teams to follow. I bet one year they are all good at the same time and you are forced to choose between which one you want to watch.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on Aug 23, 2008 9:05 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rick Markakis!

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Aug 23, 2008 7:27 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Carl Pavano has managed to record 2 outs without his arm falling off.

There’s that.

"You have to discipline yourself so you don't come out with something just to say you made a trade. You have to make sure you come out better than you were before." - Andy MacPhail, 7/31/08

by getxstoked on Aug 23, 2008 7:33 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes

We are in the midst of our 11th straight losing season and currently have one player under 31 in the starting lineup. For some reason I feel surprisingly depressed today.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on Aug 23, 2008 7:34 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

3 players under 31

Luke, BRob, Nick, and Guts is also under 31.

There would be 4 if AJ hadn’t broken his foot.

"You have to discipline yourself so you don't come out with something just to say you made a trade. You have to make sure you come out better than you were before." - Andy MacPhail, 7/31/08

by getxstoked on Aug 23, 2008 7:40 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm going to tomorrow's game

And I’m kind of hoping DCab plants one in someone’s ear.

"You have to discipline yourself so you don't come out with something just to say you made a trade. You have to make sure you come out better than you were before." - Andy MacPhail, 7/31/08

by getxstoked on Aug 23, 2008 7:34 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Trembley

Why has he not gotten himself thrown out of this one already??? Dude needs to stand up for his team more. Matter fact, has he ever been thrown out of a game? Show some fire, I don’t care if this team is going nowhere.

by Tony Dental on Aug 23, 2008 7:35 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He’s got plenty of respect from the players and he argues a lot of calls. Way more than Mazzilli and Perlozzo did, though Mazzilli did chuck bubble gum all over the place once.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 7:36 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Aug 23, 2008 7:38 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I love the guy, and i know the players are bought in. I just wish he’d lose his poo every know and then. Don’t know where I was for the above photo, but that’s what I’m talkin’ about!

by Tony Dental on Aug 23, 2008 7:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DT shows respect for the umps

By talking to them between innings. Say what you want about if that’s the way to go or not, but I’d venture to say that it’s more effective in actually getting the umpires to think about what you’re saying than tossing bubblegum around.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 23, 2008 8:21 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I was there for that game and thought it was pretty funny

although it turned out the ump was right and lee was dead wrong…it’s more effective to throw a tantrum when you’re right

by Bromo on Aug 23, 2008 7:38 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what

C’mahhhhhn.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 7:42 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I know this is not PC

But I love the show:

“I’M KNOCKED UP.”

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 7:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Other than Wu's every word

that’s the best line ever.

Though I love the “speech” Colorado Charlie gives while kicking the crap out of Wolcott.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Aug 23, 2008 8:06 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Who is 100 million damnit

I went to the game right before the 50 millionth and was in attendance last night too, good thing.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on Aug 23, 2008 7:45 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm hoping it happens tomorrow

and that it’s me, ya know.

"You have to discipline yourself so you don't come out with something just to say you made a trade. You have to make sure you come out better than you were before." - Andy MacPhail, 7/31/08

by getxstoked on Aug 23, 2008 7:47 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think they were 25k away

And the O’s can draw that without the Yankees in town.

My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver

by Baltimo on Aug 23, 2008 7:50 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

alright Nick!

That’s how we do it! WOO

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 7:53 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nice hitting, Nicky

"You have to discipline yourself so you don't come out with something just to say you made a trade. You have to make sure you come out better than you were before." - Andy MacPhail, 7/31/08

by getxstoked on Aug 23, 2008 7:53 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hot Carl

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Aug 23, 2008 7:53 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nah

He’s actually had much better secondary pitches than I would have expected given the layoff. His splitter has looked really good here and there.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 7:55 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh.

that’s too bad.

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Aug 23, 2008 7:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well I guess 8 is an OK time to start drankin

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 7:55 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ugh, Jim talkin' to Joba

“I talked to Joba Chamberlain yesterday and I asked, ’How’s the shoulder?’”

In my mind, I pictured Joba going, “SHUT UP, OLD MAN.”

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 7:56 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And then he fist pumped and stalked

into the dugout.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Aug 23, 2008 8:07 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Joe West is on Crack But I'll Take it

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Aug 23, 2008 7:59 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh. Now Mora is Out ....... Dumb.

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Aug 23, 2008 8:00 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

so there goes Trembley, dude

You get your wish.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 8:01 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

couldn’t be happier.

by Tony Dental on Aug 23, 2008 8:04 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jenny Guthrie

What a nice lady. I guess. I don’t fucking know.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 8:04 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

where's duck

I’m partaking in the vodka and lemonade mix tonight. But pink lemonade because I’m a Homer sexual.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 8:07 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Watchin' Bristol, remember?

Juan Pablo’s making friends again…

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Aug 23, 2008 8:48 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm

drunk. fag.

Always trust your cape. -Guy Clark

by BPinOK on Aug 24, 2008 4:06 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

quick .... your world series winner as of today

cubs

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Aug 23, 2008 8:07 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Angels

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 8:07 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

workmanlike

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Aug 23, 2008 8:10 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

kooky

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Aug 23, 2008 8:08 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wait

Why is that upright-walking frog holding a bottle of Arbor fucking Mist?

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 8:09 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you are damn skippy

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Aug 23, 2008 8:11 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don't trust the lineup at all

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 8:09 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Angels.

"You have to discipline yourself so you don't come out with something just to say you made a trade. You have to make sure you come out better than you were before." - Andy MacPhail, 7/31/08

by getxstoked on Aug 23, 2008 8:07 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Brewers!

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Aug 23, 2008 8:07 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hipster

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Aug 23, 2008 8:09 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 8:10 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I just really like the power in that lineup

and the combo of CC and Sheets. It makes think they have the best shot of any NL Team to go toe-to-toe without someone in the Good League.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Aug 23, 2008 8:11 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I like the Brew Crew a lot.

Actually my sort of pipe dream in a mean, mean world is that the White Sox make it to the World Series and then the Cubs blow a 3-1 NLCS lead against the Brewers.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 8:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not a big fan of Chicago, SC?

I was always annoyed with “rock” bands that tried using a horn section. I’m just going to go ahead and blame them for Ska.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Aug 23, 2008 8:16 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I love Chicago

But I also love the hopeless pain of the Cubs fan.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 8:17 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'd like the Cubs to lose to the White Sox in the WS

Put those yuppies in their place.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 23, 2008 8:23 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm with you there

Though as a Red Sox fan, I’m not sure if I have your street cred.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Aug 23, 2008 8:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fag

Always trust your cape. -Guy Clark

by BPinOK on Aug 24, 2008 4:04 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

f

agssss.

Always trust your cape. -Guy Clark

by BPinOK on Aug 24, 2008 4:07 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So, I switched over to the Redskins game after MelMo struck out

and I missed the whole argument/DD getting tossed thing.

Bummer.

"You have to discipline yourself so you don't come out with something just to say you made a trade. You have to make sure you come out better than you were before." - Andy MacPhail, 7/31/08

by getxstoked on Aug 23, 2008 8:07 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

let's play some Calvinball

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 8:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

C&H = best comic ever

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by NHZ on Aug 23, 2008 8:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and it's not even close

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 8:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

today the comics in the papers amount to a hideously depressing stew

of c&h and far side ripoffs.

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Aug 23, 2008 8:16 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

plus Family Circus

Man did my grandfather HATE Family Circus.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 8:17 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

me too

I inherited the hate. Oh Jeffy, you little son of a bitch!

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 8:18 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Family Circus might be the worst thing ever

I actually feel rage when I read the Family Circus.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 23, 2008 8:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pu me down for

For Better and For Worse as the LAMEST comic ever. Followed quickly by Cathy. ACK!

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Aug 23, 2008 8:50 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OH NO CATHY

I stand by Family Circus being the worst, but Cathy is the one I find most personally offensive. It perpetuates every negative female stereotype ever invented, and not even in a funny way.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 23, 2008 8:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YOU GUYS LIKE SHOES

HAAAA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

YOU’RE NEUROTIC

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 8:52 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Did you hear that women

watch calories obsessively? Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Aug 23, 2008 8:55 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Don't forget the most hilarious storyline ever

Women are miserable unless they have a man in their life! We will do ANYTHING to just be married! Isn’t that hilarious?

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 23, 2008 8:57 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Truly, whoever writes Cathy is

an innovator. That writer has vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Aug 23, 2008 8:58 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

IT'S SO TRUE

You guys have no independent self-esteem at all. HAAAAAAAAAAA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

You like fatty foods but they DON’T LIKE YOU

I don’t DO Mondays

Hahaha

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 8:59 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fag'ette

Always trust your cape. -Guy Clark

by BPinOK on Aug 24, 2008 4:04 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fag'ette

Always trust your cape. -Guy Clark

by BPinOK on Aug 24, 2008 4:04 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Far Side

is the only one I can discuss in the same paragraph. And it’s still not close, I agree. I learned to read on Calvin and Hobbes. I wonder if I still have my Duplicator?

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by NHZ on Aug 23, 2008 8:17 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

slash transmogrifier?

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 8:17 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dude, I had them all

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by NHZ on Aug 23, 2008 8:19 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

how about a beanie with a propellor?

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 8:19 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ah, it was a baseball cap

with a plastic propeller. That’s as close as I got on that score.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Aug 23, 2008 8:21 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

preferably with

Mickolio and Sarfate

"You have to discipline yourself so you don't come out with something just to say you made a trade. You have to make sure you come out better than you were before." - Andy MacPhail, 7/31/08

by getxstoked on Aug 23, 2008 8:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

they can throw behind somebody

at least.

"You have to discipline yourself so you don't come out with something just to say you made a trade. You have to make sure you come out better than you were before." - Andy MacPhail, 7/31/08

by getxstoked on Aug 23, 2008 8:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

just not the fuckin head bro

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 8:14 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's bullshit

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Aug 23, 2008 8:50 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WOW

Giambi fucking smoked that. I’m getting tired of this guy hitting balls into other galaxies at Camden Yards.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 8:14 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BULLSHIT.

Pornstache there was out 3 pitches ago.

"You have to discipline yourself so you don't come out with something just to say you made a trade. You have to make sure you come out better than you were before." - Andy MacPhail, 7/31/08

by getxstoked on Aug 23, 2008 8:14 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh shut up Palmer

“Well that’s why he’s wearin’ the pinstripes. Maybe not tonight they have the road uniforms. But he can hit home runs.”

???? What the fuck are you on?

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 8:14 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

whooooa buddy

Ease ’er back there. Just call him a dickweed.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 8:15 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You don’t have to agree with it, but you’re pushing the boundaries of things I want to discuss on a baseball blog. Right after thoughts on religions comes scat porn.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 8:21 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

scat porn is off limits????`

Shit I need to find a new baseball blog.

by O'sFan21 on Aug 23, 2008 8:21 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

just leave it alone

It’s not something one needs to learn about.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 8:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hot carls and whatnot

Yes, I should say that, which, I should say that.

by thewaywardO on Aug 23, 2008 8:25 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Whatever you do...

don’t Google Image Search that with the Family Filter off. That’s all I’m saying.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Aug 23, 2008 8:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

is that when

there’s an adult film where the actors scat sing?

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by NHZ on Aug 23, 2008 8:22 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs



APPROVES

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Aug 23, 2008 8:52 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Glad to hear it

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Aug 23, 2008 8:55 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ahem, "bad"

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by NHZ on Aug 23, 2008 8:18 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I suppose Guts is allowed an off day every now and then

But I wish it wasn’t against this team.

I’m so glad to have Gary back

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 23, 2008 8:27 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah, Gary is very necessary.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 8:28 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Gary's less fun at the LLWS

I don’t think they allow booze in the booth at Williamsport.

"You have to discipline yourself so you don't come out with something just to say you made a trade. You have to make sure you come out better than you were before." - Andy MacPhail, 7/31/08

by getxstoked on Aug 23, 2008 8:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I like his home run call

I feel like a lot of commentators don’t give it the excitement that Thorne does.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Aug 23, 2008 8:29 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ok

I’m pretty sure Velma Green does not use Camden Chat.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 8:30 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ahahah +1

I was just about to type that.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 23, 2008 8:31 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

she seems very excited about standing next to Jim Palmer

"You have to discipline yourself so you don't come out with something just to say you made a trade. You have to make sure you come out better than you were before." - Andy MacPhail, 7/31/08

by getxstoked on Aug 23, 2008 8:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Way to go out on a limb, there, SC

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Aug 23, 2008 8:52 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ha ha I love Velma Green!

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 23, 2008 8:30 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that suspended game against the White Sox...

We had Jones in CF and Fahey at SS

How will that work? Payton had already pinch-hit.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 8:32 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Montanez in CF

Castro at SS

"You have to discipline yourself so you don't come out with something just to say you made a trade. You have to make sure you come out better than you were before." - Andy MacPhail, 7/31/08

by getxstoked on Aug 23, 2008 8:35 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and they weren't even on the roster then!

This whole idea offends me.

Also if that is how it works, then we get Bernie Castro and Lou Montanez and they can put in Ken Griffey, Jr.

Fuck.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 8:36 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that's exactly how it works

if I remember right.

"You have to discipline yourself so you don't come out with something just to say you made a trade. You have to make sure you come out better than you were before." - Andy MacPhail, 7/31/08

by getxstoked on Aug 23, 2008 8:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pavano plunks Kevbo

Heeeere we go now.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 8:32 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hahaha

I just imagined a brawl with Carl Pavano throwing punches. They’d have to scrape the dude up and freeze his body parts in hopes of reassembling him.

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Aug 23, 2008 8:34 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Caty Pavano

is a fag. so is his (ex) girlfriend mr. milano

Always trust your cape. -Guy Clark

by BPinOK on Aug 24, 2008 4:09 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

eh

I kind of like not making a big deal of it. It probably ends there, and we all know what’s going on.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 8:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There going wait until Cabrera throws an inside pitch tomorrow

and then toss him out of the game.

"You have to discipline yourself so you don't come out with something just to say you made a trade. You have to make sure you come out better than you were before." - Andy MacPhail, 7/31/08

by getxstoked on Aug 23, 2008 8:33 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Guts hits A-Rod, Pavano hits Millar

seems fair

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 23, 2008 8:32 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what the fuck

This broad’s cousin is Davey Lopes? Rad.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jim Palmer also loves Velma

she gave him an opportunity to talk about himself.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 23, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Palmer's a blast

“Hey, can I use your tickets?” Ha ha! It’s all jokes.

Now Palmer will actually call her up sometime next season to cash in on the promise.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 8:34 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Velma lives in Capitol Heights and works in Fairfax County? She will probably hate those season tickets she has to pay taxes on and that she uses twice a year.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 23, 2008 8:36 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

She can sell the Red Sox and Yankees tickets to her neighbors

and use that to pay the taxes.

"You have to discipline yourself so you don't come out with something just to say you made a trade. You have to make sure you come out better than you were before." - Andy MacPhail, 7/31/08

by getxstoked on Aug 23, 2008 8:37 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

jesus

Pudge Rodriguez is a fuckin CAT

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 8:35 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Juan Castro

you are a lifetime .230 hitter, you should be able to lay down a frigging bunt.

"You have to discipline yourself so you don't come out with something just to say you made a trade. You have to make sure you come out better than you were before." - Andy MacPhail, 7/31/08

by getxstoked on Aug 23, 2008 8:36 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

not involving Daniel Cabrera holding a bat

right?

"You have to discipline yourself so you don't come out with something just to say you made a trade. You have to make sure you come out better than you were before." - Andy MacPhail, 7/31/08

by getxstoked on Aug 23, 2008 8:38 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Time for a Castro HR!

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Aug 23, 2008 8:37 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lol

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 8:37 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I want to see a HR derby

With Luis Hernandez, Juan Castro and Brandon Fahey. In the Astrodome.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 8:38 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

so the first one to hit one out of the infield wins, right?

"You have to discipline yourself so you don't come out with something just to say you made a trade. You have to make sure you come out better than you were before." - Andy MacPhail, 7/31/08

by getxstoked on Aug 23, 2008 8:38 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

remember when the fake Bad News Bears played in the Astrodome?

And they had fences brought way in? They could use that set-up if it was still a three-way tie after five rounds.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 8:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You know

I love Brian Roberts as much as the next fan, but he just seems so smug whenever he disagrees with a strike call. With his little smile and his open disbelief. It bugs me.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 23, 2008 8:39 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah

“Surely you jest! Well, if you wish, simpleton…”

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 8:40 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wait what?

I got lost in Brian’s eyes there for a second.

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by NHZ on Aug 23, 2008 8:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I just realized I earlier called Juan Castro "Bernie Castro"

Same difference except merdon isn’t up in this piece jockin’ Juan.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 8:41 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

C'mon Nicky

jack one

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 23, 2008 8:42 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the other day I bought seasons 1 and 2 of The Golden Girls

I just wanted to mention that. That Sophia, what a pistol.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 8:42 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I gotta say, Golden Girls stands the test of time

I watch it on Lifetime a lot.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 23, 2008 8:43 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah that's why I bought it

I found myself looking forward to watching it daily on Lifetime. It’s quality humor.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 8:44 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I like how Gary says "strikeout"

“Stry-gout”

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 8:42 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah...

that gout’s painful….

I’ve heard.

Kevbo: [to George Sherrill] George, you look a lot like Vin Diesel...

Flatbill: Let's get somethin' straight... Vin Diesel looks like me.

-From "The Making of Orioles Magic"

by dayzd toe on Aug 23, 2008 10:20 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hate this team.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 23, 2008 8:43 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The fuck

why is Pavano getting these calls?

"You have to discipline yourself so you don't come out with something just to say you made a trade. You have to make sure you come out better than you were before." - Andy MacPhail, 7/31/08

by getxstoked on Aug 23, 2008 8:44 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

haven't you noticed?

despite his troubles, he still plays on the most storied team in the history of all other storied things combined.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 23, 2008 8:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I forgot

if you wear navy blue pinstripes everything you do is perfect.

"You have to discipline yourself so you don't come out with something just to say you made a trade. You have to make sure you come out better than you were before." - Andy MacPhail, 7/31/08

by getxstoked on Aug 23, 2008 8:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

not tonight maybe 'cause they're wearing road uniforms

SHUT UP JIM

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 8:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I tried that at work once

didn’t really work. Guess my boss is in no way affiliated with major league baseball.

[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8

by Stacey on Aug 23, 2008 8:48 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You forgot the magical hat

it’s navy and has an interlocking N and Y on it.

"You have to discipline yourself so you don't come out with something just to say you made a trade. You have to make sure you come out better than you were before." - Andy MacPhail, 7/31/08

by getxstoked on Aug 23, 2008 8:54 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That was a strike like your @#%^@&$&# mom is, ump

A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Aug 23, 2008 8:44 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Finally saw the Johnny Holiday MASN Fantasy Camp ad

“What are you guys, 12?”

That’s awesome.

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Aug 23, 2008 8:44 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ah, Jim also talked to Jeter today

Jim is like The Game. He can’t shut the fuck up with the name-dropping.

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 8:48 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HOME RUNS HAVE BEEN THE BUGABOO FOR GUTHRIE?

I love you Gary. THE BUGABOO

"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -- Bob Arum

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 8:49 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Let's go guys get pissed off at these douche bags and score some fucking runs.

I can’t deal with seeing Pavano get through the 5th. Please don’t make me start taking shots.

by O'sFan21 on Aug 23, 2008 8:50 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

uhhh ok

Now Melvin gets plunked. Melvin gets plunked a lot and I’m sure that was not on purpose but hey. Someone gotta get popped now.

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 8:53 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Was that a strike too?

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by NHZ on Aug 23, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

haha Robinson Cano remains hilariously bad at Field

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 8:56 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Gary loves Cano in Field

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 8:56 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh jesus

Josh Hamilton’s first “half” RBI totals were not “off the baseball charts,” Gary.

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Submitted for your approval....

Juan Gonzalez, 1998.
“With the 1998 Rangers, the 28-year-old produced at a .318/.366/.630 rate. He topped 100 RBI before the All-Star break, the first player to do so since Hank Greenberg 63 years earlier.”

"I wasn't here for the losing years. But it feels a little like the days with Earl in charge and John Lowenstein smashing birthday cakes in the middle of the clubhouse with a bat." - John "T-Bone" Shelby

by duck on Aug 23, 2008 9:07 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

suck it, A-Rod

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jim: "This is a changeup but it's 89."

Graphic: 87 MPH

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jim: "this is a monitor but I can't read it."

Graphic: Jim sucks hahahaha

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by NHZ on Aug 23, 2008 9:03 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You realize if you do you’re a step or so away from “Jews are stupid!”

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by SC on Aug 23, 2008 9:03 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don’t get why you’d care, really.

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