Brad Paisley has a lot of good songs that get ignored by country snobs because he’s under 60. “Whiskey River” with Alison Krauss is one of the best country duets ever. Ever!

Hank III is so full of his own bullshit that half his songs are repetitions and I’m a little fucking tired of him whining about country music and how it SUCKS. Make some that’s good and shut the fuck up, then. He is by far the least talented of the three Hanks. He’s one of those country artists that makes the mistake of thinking that what made Hank Sr./Cash/Haggard/Jones/Willie/Waylon/that idiot David Allan Coe interesting was them being boozed up or on pills like crazy. No, dipshit, it’s that they had good ass songs. 99% of Johnny Cash’s listeners couldn’t have given a fuck less about his trials and tribulations, and that’s a fact. This idiot just mosies around going, “Pop-country SUCKS! Fuck! Drugs! Whiskey!”

Plus he’s a hanger-on of that Stanton LaVey jerkoff. I like Hank III’s songs a good lot of the time, but he’s so far up his own stupid ass that I can’t be bothered with defending him. Maybe he should spend more time helping out artists like Hayes Carll or Jesse Dayton and less time whining about Tim McGraw.