I introduce you to the left-handed Todd Williams. One cool season as a personal favorite of mine, then a disaster where he just won't go away or stop getting put into ballgames so he can lose them.
J. Walker (L, 1-3; BS, 4)
Poor Alfredo Simon went out and did all he could do, but then Walker farted it all away. Enough with Jamie. As Stacey said in the game thread, let him finish his miserable season in peace. Stop running him out there. It's insulting to the few people still paying attention.