Hey, sue me, I'm really bored.

If this doesn't give you an idea of what we're looking at this weekend, nothing will. Waters-Richmond is a perfect end of the season, both teams done playing matchup.

I can't be the only one that hopes this is the last time we see Bass, can I? It speaks volumes of the state we're in where we take a bad Twins reliever and make him an Oriole starter.

I still hate you, John Parrish.

Yeah, that's right. Our awesome stat provider is giving me Jeremy Guthrie's batting numbers. And apparently in 5 at-bats, he has 170 hits, 57 walks and 119 strikeouts. It's truly amazing. Guts will be on an unspecified pitch count.

I was trying to imagine Litsch with a beard, since I think he needs to look less like a 13-year old. Maybe some Danny Trejo-style facial weathering would be better.