Meet Mrs. Brian Roberts
by Scott Christ on Jan 29, 2009 8:08 PM EST
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Her name is Diana Chiafair (Chia Fair?), and she's a former Miss FHM.
Here she is with darker hair!
Usually I don't do these CHECK OUT THE BABES! posts, but this is pertinent information, right? Our second baseman married this young woman, and that means it's about baseball, right? Kinda?
A couple requests:
1. Don't be the dude that talks about how you wouldn't "hit it." Load of horse puckey or not, no one cares.
2. Be nice in general.
But still, I notice her official web site has been suspended. Didn't pay your web site bills, huh, DIANA? Looking for a rich ballplayer to do it, are you?! I keed.
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My best game plan is to sit on the bench and call out specific instructions like 'C'mon Boog,' 'Get ahold of one, Frank,' or 'Let's go, Brooks.' -Earl Weaver
Wow
I mean, I know pro athletes get the hottest ladies, but I must have stereotyped in my head what Brian’s wife would look like based on all of his religion. Well done, Brian. Although it does say she goes to church every Sunday.
Also, dudes, the OH gives out bad info. People over there said he married Jorge Posada’s sister. I wonder where that rumor started?
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
OH
One of their exclusive inside sources probably
Tony says he may shut down
after this season. He’d deign to keep the forums up, though. Gee, thanks.
http://forum.orioleshangout.com/forums/showthread.php?t=75573
Duck Around - a progressive blog about the Eastern Shore of Maryland. And getting off my lawn.
Yes I've seen that
I read it regularly. It’d be a shame if it went under. Not everyone’s cup of tea but anything that keeps O’s fans interested and talking is a good thing. Plus I do like their minor league content, it’s quite good.
[Guthrie's] president of my heart. ~PhilR8
yeah I'd hate to lose OH
I’ve never been active there because I think just being myself would get me banned within three months, but that’s their journey, man, not mine, and I don’t blame them. They run the ol’ tight ship. Plus OH has been vital for O’s fans online for years now and I’ve always been a reader. Tony has a lot to be proud of with that site.
I also hope he doesn’t get the idea to transfer ownership to someone else. That never works. It’s like when people from out of town buy a bar — they have all these great ideas and they don’t give a shit for why people were coming there in the first place, and then they lose all the customers the place already had.
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by Scott Christ on Jan 29, 2009 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
I've always thought baseball players tend to do the best
when it comes to good looking wives.
And that’s with Bruce Sutter heavily weighing down the average. There is a man who married for love (or facing the business end of a shotgun.)
hakkaa päälle !
SC, I think THIS is the graphic
you were looking for concerning point #1:
The really sad part is how much I resemble the guy in the photo…
Duck Around - a progressive blog about the Eastern Shore of Maryland. And getting off my lawn.
Dwight Schrute? He wouldn’t hit it because she doesn’t have beet-stained teeth.
mt
by mystery tramp on Jan 29, 2009 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
See, I don't watch The Office
so I missed that reference completely when I first saw the photo.
/it IS from The Office, right?
Duck Around - a progressive blog about the Eastern Shore of Maryland. And getting off my lawn.
yes
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by Scott Christ on Jan 29, 2009 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
OK, my hairline is in MUCH better shape than that
And I have much better taste in glasses.
Duck Around - a progressive blog about the Eastern Shore of Maryland. And getting off my lawn.
Funny show
Dwight’s my favourite current TV character since Denny Crane is gone
You can't fix stupid. Stupid is forever.
mine might be Ed from Scrubs now
Steak NIGH-EAT
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by Scott Christ on Jan 29, 2009 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
The Martrix. All three movies. My house. You in?
Sorry, no room.
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by Scott Christ on Jan 30, 2009 6:03 PM EST up reply actions
Barney rules
Duck Around - a progressive blog about the Eastern Shore of Maryland. And getting off my lawn.
anything on How I Met Your Mother is funny
best American sitcom this decade
"This world extends way beyond this little field of dreams we're dancing in and I want to see that world"
Nice to meet you, Mrs. Roberts. Excuse me, I have to stalk someone else now.
"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Churchill,1942-- a rebuilding year.
Can I be the guy to talk about how I totally WOULD hit it?
Because I would. For her abs alone, man. I appreciate the fitness.
From the Land of Pleasant Living...
I want to find the dude who wouldn’t “hit it”?
"fuck the Yankees and fuck the Red Sox and all their players and fans and former players and fans and their loved ones and pets as well!" sickuvitall
Well, according to The Kinsey Report
it’s abotu 10% of the population. Other studies put the number closer to 3%.
Duck Around - a progressive blog about the Eastern Shore of Maryland. And getting off my lawn.
That data is a bit old.
"fuck the Yankees and fuck the Red Sox and all their players and fans and former players and fans and their loved ones and pets as well!" sickuvitall
If you are refering to the Kinsey data ...
… that is really old. And if I remember correctly, has been pretty much discredited on the numbers and percentages.
hakkaa päälle !
Is anyone else bummed by the fake boobs?
I know that augmentation has become commonplace—to the point where it is a popular sweet-16 gift in this country—but I think it’s kinda bizarro.
I would definitely hit it, but I wouldn’t want to be touching those when I did.
I’m sure Ms. Roberts had her reasons……
I could get past it
"Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!" --Tanner Boyle
by BirdFanInPhilly on Jan 30, 2009 2:25 PM EST up reply actions
They're still real to me!
Duck Around - a progressive blog about the Eastern Shore of Maryland. And getting off my lawn.
outstanding
"I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say."
"Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault."
by Scott Christ on Jan 30, 2009 6:04 PM EST up reply actions
I've never been all that high on store bought titties.
For some reason they don’t do anything for me.
But then that could be due to my being outside the norm when it comes to anatomical preferences. Blonds in general aren’t my thing and certainly not big breasts. I think shape, texture, firmness and nipple type are all of greater interest than size. Anything more than a handful is unnecessary.
hakkaa päälle !
Is anyone else bummed by the fake boobs?
Welcome to Southern CA!
I would definitely hit it, but I wouldn’t want to be touching those when I did.
This the funniest thing I’ve read all week.
I’m sure Ms. Roberts had her reasons……
To build lower back strength.
"fuck the Yankees and fuck the Red Sox and all their players and fans and former players and fans and their loved ones and pets as well!" sickuvitall
God told her to
"This world extends way beyond this little field of dreams we're dancing in and I want to see that world"
I just want to say this
EAT SOMETHING.
And I would anyway.
Now, for the part of the comment that doesn’t systematically break the rules…the site was working yesterday, but that was right after (a commenter on?) Roch’s blog linked there. Now all of B-mer is hitting it (her site, that is)
ZAUN! ZAAAAAAAUN!
LeighTeixGloves: Baltimore... for cons I wrote "losers" and "no money." For the pros I wrote "you like Baltimore." So that's two cons and only one pro
TeixMeix: what did you write under New York's cons?
LeighTeixGloves: nothing, because I started wondering where I could get a pink sweater-cape with the NY logo on it
LeighTeixGloves: oh, wait, under "cons" I wrote "do you ever want to have sex with me again"
TeixMeix: /lowers head
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