What Teixeira said: "Finally [my wife] said, 'I want you to be a Yankee.' That's when it was done. Once we got the contract figured out, it was a no-brainer to me."
What Teixeira meant: "Yeah, once the Yankees offered me $180 million, I was more than happy to go along with my wife's wishes. Just yesterday, she said: 'Mark, I want you to take the trash out.' And I will just as soon as she pays me $180 million."
about 3 years ago
zknower
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I hate you, Mrs. Teixeira.
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
My first
suggestion was crapping on his parent’s lawn to show my displeasure for the signing. Now, I think I’ll crap in Mrs. Teixeira’s jewelry box.


















