What Teixeira said: "Finally [my wife] said, 'I want you to be a Yankee.' That's when it was done. Once we got the contract figured out, it was a no-brainer to me."
What Teixeira meant: "Yeah, once the Yankees offered me $180 million, I was more than happy to go along with my wife's wishes. Just yesterday, she said: 'Mark, I want you to take the trash out.' And I will just as soon as she pays me $180 million."
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I hate you, Mrs. Teixeira.
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again."
by 2632 on
Jan 7, 2009 8:45 PM EST
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suggestion was crapping on his parent’s lawn to show my displeasure for the signing. Now, I think I’ll crap in Mrs. Teixeira’s jewelry box.
by blawk359 on
Jan 8, 2009 12:34 PM EST
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