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Our friends Daniel and Ian at Matt Wieters Facts have released a special edition Matt Wieters Christmas shirt which is...sorta creepy but totally awesome.

They're running a weekend special where, if you spend $40, you'll save 25% with the coupon code CYBER9. Additionally, the "He Sees You When You're Sleeping" tee is specially priced at $12.95 until Monday. So get to Christmas shopping!

Stay tuned for an article to be posted here on CC next week on Matt Wieters Facts with an interview with Daniel and Ian.

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I am buying that.

Like, right now. That’s the most hilarious and creepy shirt I’ve ever seen. Major win.

"He's a gazelle." -Adam Jones on Nolan Reimold.

by LenaO on Nov 27, 2009 11:18 PM EST reply actions  

ha ha

I know, right? I bought it myself.

Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts

by Stacey on Nov 27, 2009 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Ordered. :)

I think I know what I’ll be wearing when I go Christmas shopping.

"He's a gazelle." -Adam Jones on Nolan Reimold.

by LenaO on Nov 28, 2009 12:08 AM EST up reply actions  

OMG, enough with the Matt Wieters deification. It is SO PLAYED.

Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Man in Black: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons.

by birdman on Nov 28, 2009 3:53 AM EST reply actions  

LIES.

"He's a gazelle." -Adam Jones on Nolan Reimold.

by LenaO on Nov 28, 2009 4:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Who are you? Joe Wilson?

Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Man in Black: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons.

by birdman on Nov 28, 2009 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

You know my secret!

"He's a gazelle." -Adam Jones on Nolan Reimold.

by LenaO on Nov 28, 2009 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I wish they would just make the shirts

Without their added text at the bottom.

The graphic of Wieters looking into the distance with a Santa hat on, by itself, would be much more tantalizing than having an in-your-face, corny catchphrase tacked on at the bottom of the shirt.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Nov 28, 2009 5:37 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

To clarify

The text is obviously needed for the Palmer/Batting Practice-type shirts, but I think the atheist tee would be awesome without the text.

I still love 90% of the Wieters site/jokes and everything.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Nov 28, 2009 5:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Ask and You Shall Receive

Baltimo, your custom shirt without any text can be found here:

http://mattwietersfacts.spreadshirt.com/the-no-text-atheists-t-shirt-A5381030/customize/color/95

I want to make it clear, too. If anyone has any requests or even wants to voice any constructive criticism, feel free to let us know on our facebook fan page and we’ll get back to you:

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Matt-Wieters-Facts/74405256497

Matt Wieters Facts is a fan site, and we’re trying to make you guys happy! Thanks to everyone who has bought so far!

by ioland1 on Nov 28, 2009 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

it's true

Every time I’ve asked them to make me a girl shirt they’ve taken care of it STAT.

Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts

by Stacey on Nov 28, 2009 12:44 PM EST up reply actions  

except....

Baltimo wanted one with Santa hat on, but no copy. The linked short has no copy, but also no Santa hat.

Just sayin’

"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic

by zknower on Nov 28, 2009 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

He also said
I think the atheist tee would be awesome without the text.

So consider the request half-filled :)

Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts

by Stacey on Nov 28, 2009 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Ha ha Ian you're awesome

thanks for catering to all of us whiny babies ;-)

Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts

by Stacey on Nov 28, 2009 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Here's a question.

Why isn’t there a smokestack tee available in womens sizes? Unless I’m blind and simply didn’t see it…

"He's a gazelle." -Adam Jones on Nolan Reimold.

by LenaO on Nov 28, 2009 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

well...

Spreadshirt only makes their orange shirts for women with AA, so they are a little bit more pricey. So I assumed, probably incorrectly, that it wouldn’t be worth it to put them up. But since you asked so nicely, here they are:

  1. Smokestack
    http://mattwietersfacts.spreadshirt.com/ladies-wieters-15-smokestack-t-shirt-A5381713/customize/color/266
  1. Smokestack (his number next year)
    http://mattwietersfacts.spreadshirt.com/ladies-wieters-32-smokestack-t-shirt-A5381714/customize/color/266

Also, it looks like these orange AA shirts on backorder as of right now. Thanks for your post and purchases LenaO!!! We appreciate it.

by ioland1 on Nov 28, 2009 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

the first shirt is the number 15 one, the second is the number 32 one. camden chat deleted those out for whatever reason!

by ioland1 on Nov 28, 2009 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

could you make a white one?

Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts

by Stacey on Nov 28, 2009 5:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks!

Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts

by Stacey on Nov 28, 2009 6:06 PM EST up reply actions  

OY VEY

So many to choose from, to bad a can’t get a MWF shirt all 8 nights.

I now have a blog: http://justanotherbaltimoresportsblog.blogspot.com/

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Nov 29, 2009 8:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Woops

to bad I can’t get a MWF shirt all 8 nights.

I now have a blog: http://justanotherbaltimoresportsblog.blogspot.com/

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Nov 29, 2009 8:05 AM EST up reply actions  

You rock.

"He's a gazelle." -Adam Jones on Nolan Reimold.

by LenaO on Nov 28, 2009 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

YAY

I’d been wondering about the smokestack one too… maybe soon I’ll be getting a little present from myself to myself. Or I’ll ask for it for Christmukkah.

Thanks for being so obliging!!!

by O Nina on Nov 28, 2009 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope.

You just made another sale! Thanks for responding on a holiday weekend, no less.

Oh, could you do the exact same shirt, but have it hand-dyed between the thighs of a group of Santorini doe-eyed virgins?

Kthxbye.

"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic

by zknower on Nov 28, 2009 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

okay, now i feel TOTALLY lame

i am viewing this on a different monitor and just realized the holiday t-shirt is red. i was halfway thorugh the order before noticing this (no one ever said i was swift).

i get that it’s probably red for santa claus and the holiday theme, but i look terrible in red, and i want something i can wear to OPACY that will look orange, anyway.

SO: i HATE to ask this, except I think it’s only a couple of keystrokes for you, and i have nothing to lose, so:

"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic

by zknower on Nov 28, 2009 5:52 PM EST up reply actions  

fuck, i just hit post accidentally

obviously what i was going to say was:

may i, pretty, pretty, please have a weiters-with-santa-hat-but-no-text-just-like-the-link-above-on-an-ORANGE-t-shirt?

if you do this, I will not only buy one now, but i promise to buy some other MWF merch in the future. :)

zsk

"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic

by zknower on Nov 28, 2009 5:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Orange Christmas T-Shirt No Text

http://mattwietersfacts.spreadshirt.com/he-sees-you-when-you-re-sleeping-christmas-orange-t-shirt-A5382173/customize/color/95

zsk, notice it’s $17.95. I apologize about that, but spreadshirt only has an orange t-shirt for men’s as a heavyweight tee. So it’s – for whatever reason beyond me – $5 more expensive. But here you go. I hope you enjoy.

by ioland1 on Nov 28, 2009 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

well worth the 5 extra bucks

YOU DA MAN. Thanks for accommodating me. :)

"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic

by zknower on Nov 28, 2009 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

AHAHHAAHAHAH this entire thing is cracking me up.

I love zk walking around OPACY in his orange Wieters Santa Shirt.

Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts

by Stacey on Nov 28, 2009 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I better get a picture of this!

okay I’m off for about an hour and a half. be back around 8ish for anymore requests. thanks guys!

by ioland1 on Nov 28, 2009 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Awesome!

I’m for sure buying some shirts now.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Nov 28, 2009 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes!

Thanks man. I really appreciate you commenting and letting us know how you felt!

by ioland1 on Nov 28, 2009 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn't mean to disparage your catchphrases

As they’re great on a few of the shirts, but I felt like Wieters, in all his glory, standing would be more than enough of an message in itself.

Thanks for the tweaking, I’m definitely getting some of your designs for Christmas.

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer

by Baltimo on Nov 29, 2009 3:25 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm more thrilled

That the shirts now come in kid sizes. But that shirt sure is interesting.

I now have a blog: http://justanotherbaltimoresportsblog.blogspot.com/

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Nov 28, 2009 9:29 AM EST reply actions  

out of curiosity

Is there a Jason Heyward facts site? I remember there was a Johan Santana facts site when he first came up.

Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Man in Black: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons.

by birdman on Nov 28, 2009 4:06 PM EST reply actions  

There was also a Lastings Milledge one

Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts

by Stacey on Nov 28, 2009 5:01 PM EST up reply actions  

And you can't forget the terrible...

Cole Hamels Facts! Plus those guys hate us. Which the feelings, are surprisingly enough, mutual.

http://mysite.verizon.net/heyjude421/chf/chf.html

by ioland1 on Nov 28, 2009 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

ugh that site is hideous

Visit them on MYSPACE? What year is this?

Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts

by Stacey on Nov 28, 2009 6:04 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Lastings Milledge? If I remember correctly, he was a very good prospect but he wasn’t in the same class as Wieters, Hamels, or Heyward.

Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Man in Black: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons.

by birdman on Nov 28, 2009 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

For Ian

I now have a blog: http://justanotherbaltimoresportsblog.blogspot.com/

by BaltimoreSportsFan on Nov 29, 2009 8:02 AM EST reply actions  

For some reason

I think Matt Wieters is really cute (I’m a girl). This picture highlights that pose I love – it oozes wisdom.

Even though the text is really creepy and I’m Jewish…he looks great in a Santa cap.

by DCO'sfan on Nov 29, 2009 10:58 AM EST reply actions  

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