Our friends Daniel and Ian at Matt Wieters Facts have released a special edition Matt Wieters Christmas shirt which is...sorta creepy but totally awesome.
They're running a weekend special where, if you spend $40, you'll save 25% with the coupon code CYBER9. Additionally, the "He Sees You When You're Sleeping" tee is specially priced at $12.95 until Monday. So get to Christmas shopping!
Stay tuned for an article to be posted here on CC next week on Matt Wieters Facts with an interview with Daniel and Ian.
about 2 years ago
Stacey
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I am buying that.
Like, right now. That’s the most hilarious and creepy shirt I’ve ever seen. Major win.
"He's a gazelle." -Adam Jones on Nolan Reimold.
ha ha
I know, right? I bought it myself.
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
Ordered. :)
I think I know what I’ll be wearing when I go Christmas shopping.
"He's a gazelle." -Adam Jones on Nolan Reimold.
OMG, enough with the Matt Wieters deification. It is SO PLAYED.
Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Man in Black: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons.
Who are you? Joe Wilson?
Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Man in Black: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons.
I wish they would just make the shirts
Without their added text at the bottom.
The graphic of Wieters looking into the distance with a Santa hat on, by itself, would be much more tantalizing than having an in-your-face, corny catchphrase tacked on at the bottom of the shirt.
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
by Baltimo on Nov 28, 2009 5:37 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
To clarify
The text is obviously needed for the Palmer/Batting Practice-type shirts, but I think the atheist tee would be awesome without the text.
I still love 90% of the Wieters site/jokes and everything.
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
Ask and You Shall Receive
Baltimo, your custom shirt without any text can be found here:
http://mattwietersfacts.spreadshirt.com/the-no-text-atheists-t-shirt-A5381030/customize/color/95
I want to make it clear, too. If anyone has any requests or even wants to voice any constructive criticism, feel free to let us know on our facebook fan page and we’ll get back to you:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Matt-Wieters-Facts/74405256497
Matt Wieters Facts is a fan site, and we’re trying to make you guys happy! Thanks to everyone who has bought so far!
it's true
Every time I’ve asked them to make me a girl shirt they’ve taken care of it STAT.
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
except....
Baltimo wanted one with Santa hat on, but no copy. The linked short has no copy, but also no Santa hat.
Just sayin’
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
He also said
I think the atheist tee would be awesome without the text.
So consider the request half-filled :)
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
Ha ha Ian you're awesome
thanks for catering to all of us whiny babies ;-)
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
Here's a question.
Why isn’t there a smokestack tee available in womens sizes? Unless I’m blind and simply didn’t see it…
"He's a gazelle." -Adam Jones on Nolan Reimold.
well...
Spreadshirt only makes their orange shirts for women with AA, so they are a little bit more pricey. So I assumed, probably incorrectly, that it wouldn’t be worth it to put them up. But since you asked so nicely, here they are:
- Smokestack (his number next year)
http://mattwietersfacts.spreadshirt.com/ladies-wieters-32-smokestack-t-shirt-A5381714/customize/color/266
Also, it looks like these orange AA shirts on backorder as of right now. Thanks for your post and purchases LenaO!!! We appreciate it.
the first shirt is the number 15 one, the second is the number 32 one. camden chat deleted those out for whatever reason!
could you make a white one?
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
Sure!
Stacy, here you go:
- 15 Smokestack in white for the ladies:
http://mattwietersfacts.spreadshirt.com/ladies-wieters-15-smokestack-white-t-shirt-A5381929/customize/color/1
- 32 Smokestack in white for the ladies:
http://mattwietersfacts.spreadshirt.com/ladies-wieters-32-smokestack-white-t-shirt-A5381930/customize/color/1
Thanks!
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
OY VEY
So many to choose from, to bad a can’t get a MWF shirt all 8 nights.
I now have a blog: http://justanotherbaltimoresportsblog.blogspot.com/
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Nov 29, 2009 8:04 AM EST up reply actions
Woops
to bad I can’t get a MWF shirt all 8 nights.
I now have a blog: http://justanotherbaltimoresportsblog.blogspot.com/
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Nov 29, 2009 8:05 AM EST up reply actions
Nope.
You just made another sale! Thanks for responding on a holiday weekend, no less.
Oh, could you do the exact same shirt, but have it hand-dyed between the thighs of a group of Santorini doe-eyed virgins?
Kthxbye.
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
okay, now i feel TOTALLY lame
i am viewing this on a different monitor and just realized the holiday t-shirt is red. i was halfway thorugh the order before noticing this (no one ever said i was swift).
i get that it’s probably red for santa claus and the holiday theme, but i look terrible in red, and i want something i can wear to OPACY that will look orange, anyway.
SO: i HATE to ask this, except I think it’s only a couple of keystrokes for you, and i have nothing to lose, so:
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
fuck, i just hit post accidentally
obviously what i was going to say was:
may i, pretty, pretty, please have a weiters-with-santa-hat-but-no-text-just-like-the-link-above-on-an-ORANGE-t-shirt?
if you do this, I will not only buy one now, but i promise to buy some other MWF merch in the future. :)
zsk
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
Orange Christmas T-Shirt No Text
zsk, notice it’s $17.95. I apologize about that, but spreadshirt only has an orange t-shirt for men’s as a heavyweight tee. So it’s – for whatever reason beyond me – $5 more expensive. But here you go. I hope you enjoy.
well worth the 5 extra bucks
YOU DA MAN. Thanks for accommodating me. :)
"I doubt he could reach [second base]...mostly cuz his fucking arm was in Aybar's nuts." – twistedlogic
AHAHHAAHAHAH this entire thing is cracking me up.
I love zk walking around OPACY in his orange Wieters Santa Shirt.
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
I better get a picture of this!
okay I’m off for about an hour and a half. be back around 8ish for anymore requests. thanks guys!
Awesome!
I’m for sure buying some shirts now.
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
I didn't mean to disparage your catchphrases
As they’re great on a few of the shirts, but I felt like Wieters, in all his glory, standing would be more than enough of an message in itself.
Thanks for the tweaking, I’m definitely getting some of your designs for Christmas.
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." -Jim Palmer
I'm more thrilled
That the shirts now come in kid sizes. But that shirt sure is interesting.
I now have a blog: http://justanotherbaltimoresportsblog.blogspot.com/
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Nov 28, 2009 9:29 AM EST reply actions
out of curiosity
Is there a Jason Heyward facts site? I remember there was a Johan Santana facts site when he first came up.
Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Man in Black: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons.
i think this is it...
never knew about it until i searched for it just now:
http://mvn.com/chopnchange/2009/05/07/jason-heyward-facts.html
There was also a Lastings Milledge one
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
And you can't forget the terrible...
Cole Hamels Facts! Plus those guys hate us. Which the feelings, are surprisingly enough, mutual.
ugh that site is hideous
Visit them on MYSPACE? What year is this?
Some Day, Matt Wieters Will Make The Cooperstown Crowd Laugh By Talking About The Time He Batted Behind Melvin Mora And Luke Scott. -Keith Law via Matt Wieters Facts
by Stacey on Nov 28, 2009 6:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
For Ian

I now have a blog: http://justanotherbaltimoresportsblog.blogspot.com/
by BaltimoreSportsFan on Nov 29, 2009 8:02 AM EST reply actions
For some reason
I think Matt Wieters is really cute (I’m a girl). This picture highlights that pose I love – it oozes wisdom.
Even though the text is really creepy and I’m Jewish…he looks great in a Santa cap.






















